I'm covering myself with a thick converter (I'm in some igloo, no?), y'all. I'm shivering and I'm sick -- terribly sick. I'm super duper weak and thats explained why I layed on my bed after I got home from Plaza Singapura (a mall, dimwits) with my friends. Yes, it has been a long long day today. How am I gonna survive on the morrow? Panadols didn't work for me. Don't mention doctor's prescription. They helluva didn't work as well. One thing that will definitely work and totally kill my fever is to jap an ounce of heroin. Period.

Cheer me up, people. Send me a "Get Well Soon" messages. I'll be more than happy. Please by all means, do so like NOW. Make sure there is at least one or two messages left on the board. That bitch will definitely get xoxoxos from me. I love you ya'll.

Oh and yeah, to all my fans, send me an Emporio Armani tote bag and a Chanel Perfume (I don't need a basket of fruits when I sick) to my doorstep. You know who.

Address:

Compassvale Drive blah blah blah yaddi yadda yaddi yadda.