Someone Resemble Me A Puppy!

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People say that I live life by salading myself. So what? What is your goddamn problem?

Is there anything wrong eating salad? It's not even your mama's poo yaw. It's not a drug. I don't consume drugs anyway.

So I opened up my email account earlier to clear up some junkies and spam messages. You know, this is what happens when an email account got published on the internet world. The purpose of me publishing fauzirassull@gmail.com right here is to let everyone of different races, cultures, customs, nationalities, orientations, whether they're an alien or not to voice out their dislikes about me in a private way or to reach me if they have a wayyyy huge problem to settle with. However, I didn't get it when people just take the advantage to spam me in anyway possible. Super cheap and old technique, right ya'll? Please by all means, try harder and come out with a new methods fresh from your mama's arsehole okay.

I hate to rant right now. I want to make this post straight to the point as possible.

So anyway, I don't know if I should be shock or surprise or just say the word "WHATEVER" to this moronic bitch with a gmail account deborah(not telling the full email)@gmail.com, who emailed me a link. I thought it was some birthday surprise. Haha. But, it wasn't what I expected at all.

God gracious, the link got me to this video. How sweet can she be? I don't see any spaceship. I don't see any aliens from mars and out of nowhere, Deborah (whoever she is) surprised me with this goddamn sweet video. Thank you so much.



That is super funnay (in a sarcastic way). I got it. Either way or another she was trying to say that, the dog impersonated me or I impersonate the dog? Whatev.

I'm asking you. Am I a dog to you? Be honest as possible. I hate fucking liars who have this fucked up mentality and imbecile attitude okay. Haha. I love her. I seriously do when someone cracked a stupid joke on my birthday!

Labels: Bitching, Dog impersonation