Resolutions Are Bollock

UPDATE!

Gentlemen, may I take this opportunity to wish all readers of this column a stressful and a miserable New Year. Hah!

Why should I wish good luck to people whom I don't even know. Please explain! I don't feel the need to because you are sooo unremarkable in my life.

We all know I was joking. Hehehehe. No no no! Let's be serious for once. From the bottom my heart, I wish all of you a happy and a fabulous New Year, okay. Have fun and I do hope that all your wishes come true. Stay out of trouble.

So as we start the New Year,


..... I believe many of us will have hopes and dreams, goals and aspirations, this and that blah blah blah. We often look at the New Year with fresh hope, new goals, and many hope it will be better than last year in whatever ways we desire.

New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes. Am I wrong to say this?

Anyway, I hope this isn't too late for me to list my 2009 resolution. I don't know if I'm able to achieve all these or not but hey, resolutions are just resolutions, no? Resolutions are meant to be broken! Resolutions are just BOLLOCKS. Resolutions are just a conceited piece of shit.

And for the fun of it, here are my wishes for 2009. A year which I am looking forward to! Hah!
1) Shop! Shop! Shop!
2) Clear the remaining 30% of my credit card bill
3) Have more people to read my oh-so-entertaining blog and love me at the same time
4) Get organized
5) Help others that really deserve my help
6) Party more!
7) To be a Nuffnang's featured blogger of the month
8) Blog more like I always do
9) Reminiscing the old times with my lovely High school mates!!!

It's twenty OH nine. Nine simple resolutions! That's all I'm asking for.

BYE BITCH! =)

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On behalf of Voguelicious, Happy 2009 to all people in this world. We love you all.


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