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    12/31/2007
    Fast-Food Ads Are So Fake (PICTURES)

    The past is new again ya'll.

    Anyway, if you're flipping through a magazine and your eyes land on an ad to your favorite fast-food restaurant; MacDonald, Burger King, Subway blah blah blah. Mmm, that burger sure does look delicious, no! Suddenly you have to have it! You get into your car, drive to the local fast-food joint and purchase the coveted burger. However, when you open up the wrapper, things sure look a whole lot different from from the magazine. That's OK, you hardly notice and gulp it down regardless of how it looks. Sound familiar? Well, I experienced it for alot of times. Anyway, I bet the third world aren't surprised with that. Hahahaha. *laughs sarcastically.

    Such is the world of fast-food advertising. Fast-food purveyors don't need to make every burger, taco or salad look picture-perfect -- just the one to reel you in. So what tricks do professional photographers use to create ads that make you salivate?

    The following says it all!!
    · When shooting a bun with sesame seeds, carefully arrange them with glue and tweezers.

    · Use waterproof spray on the surface so it won't get soggy.

    · Cook just the outside of the meat and leave the center raw to keep it plump and moist.

    · Paint the burger with oil and brown coloring.

    · To make grill marks, brand the meat with a hot metal skewer.

    · Use paper towels to make a diaper for the meat so no juices leak on the bun.

    · Find an attractive lettuce leaf with no brown spots.

    · Use only center slices of the best tomato.

    · Spray the tomato with a mist of water and glycerin to keep it looking fresh.

    **Oh well, the process was taken in google. The rest, are pure shit from my ass.

    Now the next time that glossy advertisement has you drooling, remember the item pictured most likely isn't even edible. Bon appetit! Always remember that if you experienced any burger that looks kinda disgusting, that is the third world burger. No offence.. This is my blog after all.

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    Posted on 12/31/2007