Who Love Dirty Thoughts?

I was doing my usual routine earlier and out of the blue, this question just pops out from nowhere. I'm not a scientist nor a doctor and I've got no idea how the brain works actually. Have you came across any situations when you're having a conversation with your friend for instance and in the middle of the convo, something distract you and ended up you not paying attention to what they were saying. Being distracted here means your brain is busy thinking with some other important issues (sex or anything weird). I wonder if this is natural to humans. I don't know.

I thank God every day, that people cannot read my mind. So when people ask what’s on my mind. I say "OH NOTHING". But, wouldn't you like to know what that nothing is?

Anyway, How do you stop your brain from thinking dirty?

To answer that, here are some answers I could think of. You can opt to believe it or not. I don't care.

1) Fauzi believe that we can stop thinking dirty by using a taser gun
2) Placing a rubber band around your wrist. When you find yourself thinking undesirable thoughts, gently give the rubber band a snap to remind yourself to change your thought process.
3) Wash your head with soap
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And number four!

But hey, why would anyone want to? Life's pleasures are here for us to enjoy and celebrate ya'll, rememer??!!?

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