Getting Drunk Is So Yesterday

Are you a drinker?
Or are you not??

Now tell meh if you drink, bitches.
Tell meh straight to my face. And I don't care if you're a social drinker or whatsoever. Afterall, a social drinker is still a drinker, no??

Whatever..

Now the point of meh asking you this is because I really don't get why people (young twist/twats/assholes/anybody) have to be/get drunk at public areas -- like nightclubs. I don't know about you but personally, I don't think it ISS that necessary to be drunk at clubs, yes? For I believe that, one should never ever degrade themselves to the extent of behaving (the aftermath of too much drinking) like a pathetic moronic creatures of the world, okay. And I am serious.

So why on earth people get drunk for?
(1) Is it because it's fun
(2) Is it because it prove others that you're a good drinker
(3) Is it because you have all sorts of drinking problems
(4) Is it because you want to live in a peaceful world of dreams for a while
(5) Is it because you are a typical assholes who wants people to take care of you when you're drunk
(6) Is it because you want to fit in with the crowd
(7) Is it because you lose your mind.
(8) Is it because you think it WILL solve a problem. Emotional escape??
(9) Is it because you fucking wants to annoy the hell out of meh

IF YA'LL THINK ANY ONE OF THE POINTS ABOVE IS TRUE TO YOU, KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!

It's bullshit! It's not in any way true, hunney.

Look at Point 8 again. I didn't know it helps to solve a problem ya'll. Well, sad to say, I have lots of projects and all other things on my plate which I am stress with. Do I need to drink and get myself drunk? Come on ya'll, drinking WILL never solve your issues. Trust meh. If it's soo real, my mom, granny nanny would have done it long ago!

And for now, Point 5. Explain that to meh, bitches. I'm not the type of person who will help you when you're drunk. And I am going to make this shit very clear to everyone out there. If you're drunk, sorry sir/ma'am, save your own live. That's all I got to say. What friends are for?? Hehehe. Must real friends always bear the smell of vomit? Think again. It's disgusting. So fuck off.

Gosh.

Hence, if you think drinking still cannot solve your goddamn problem, no worries hunney. Fauzi Rassull can help you.

Try knocking your head with a frying pan. It helps to wake you up.

And another thang, Beer Drinkers are sucha a turn off to the society and meh. Boo-hoo

Ciaos ya'll.

Labels: Bitching, Drinkers, Open Discussion, Views