Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Men always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children. The way they react is like they have never seen them before.

Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Ma'am, I'm in charge here. =)

I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? But how true?

I don't know if it's true lar but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in any way I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnay ya'll.

Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. Their buddies always talk about it. Cleaners talk about it. NS men usually talks about it BECAUSE they do not have any life right there. Construction workers also talks about it too. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and they got themselves one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell. Right right right?????

You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

Hey, at least it feels good for ladies -- only when these idiots lick your breasts.

Oh weeeee. =)))

Labels: Open Discussion, Sex, Views

Bewitched

FRIENDSTER -- You never know how lethal it is, don't you ? It is enough for me to eat my heart out and get all sensitive and emotional before you could even say Jack Robinson. It's now has become more than just a thing to bridge the communication gap between you and your friends. "Ow, look how many people viewed me", "Ow, look this bitch put me up on their featured friends". Some people even branded loser for not having enough comments trying so hard to get them from other people. Some fuckheads don't even know the difference between adding and being added. Worst still, there were these paedophiles who love to freak people out by asking some wacky questions just because they can get through our inbox. I could get all bothered, bewitched and bewildered recently just by seeing toot-toot's profile.

See? Even small little things you do, it sure casts great impacts on other people . Well, morale of the story is, watch what you're gonna do and say. You may just gain happiness and satisfaction at the expense of someone's being suicidal because he or she feels unwanted. Yes, I know I sounded so much of a hypocrite who has no life. No, no!!! Perhaps, this is my life - bitch about people, no. You can't blame me, really, blame literature for being so all-knowing or omniscient. But hey, I've got no buts for this.

I just typed this. I didn't think about the style, tone and the like. Yeah I know! It's a holy month but BUSINESS IS AS USUAL when you pay a visit to http://fauzirassull.blogspot.com . Your one stop to the latest "BITCHING IN PROGRESS"... =))

Labels: Bitching, Friendster, Open Discussion, Singapore, Views

Getting Drunk Is So Yesterday

Are you a drinker?
Or are you not??

Now tell meh if you drink, bitches.
Tell meh straight to my face. And I don't care if you're a social drinker or whatsoever. Afterall, a social drinker is still a drinker, no??

Whatever..

Now the point of meh asking you this is because I really don't get why people (young twist/twats/assholes/anybody) have to be/get drunk at public areas -- like nightclubs. I don't know about you but personally, I don't think it ISS that necessary to be drunk at clubs, yes? For I believe that, one should never ever degrade themselves to the extent of behaving (the aftermath of too much drinking) like a pathetic moronic creatures of the world, okay. And I am serious.

So why on earth people get drunk for?
(1) Is it because it's fun
(2) Is it because it prove others that you're a good drinker
(3) Is it because you have all sorts of drinking problems
(4) Is it because you want to live in a peaceful world of dreams for a while
(5) Is it because you are a typical assholes who wants people to take care of you when you're drunk
(6) Is it because you want to fit in with the crowd
(7) Is it because you lose your mind.
(8) Is it because you think it WILL solve a problem. Emotional escape??
(9) Is it because you fucking wants to annoy the hell out of meh

IF YA'LL THINK ANY ONE OF THE POINTS ABOVE IS TRUE TO YOU, KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!

It's bullshit! It's not in any way true, hunney.

Look at Point 8 again. I didn't know it helps to solve a problem ya'll. Well, sad to say, I have lots of projects and all other things on my plate which I am stress with. Do I need to drink and get myself drunk? Come on ya'll, drinking WILL never solve your issues. Trust meh. If it's soo real, my mom, granny nanny would have done it long ago!

And for now, Point 5. Explain that to meh, bitches. I'm not the type of person who will help you when you're drunk. And I am going to make this shit very clear to everyone out there. If you're drunk, sorry sir/ma'am, save your own live. That's all I got to say. What friends are for?? Hehehe. Must real friends always bear the smell of vomit? Think again. It's disgusting. So fuck off.

Gosh.

Hence, if you think drinking still cannot solve your goddamn problem, no worries hunney. Fauzi Rassull can help you.

Try knocking your head with a frying pan. It helps to wake you up.

And another thang, Beer Drinkers are sucha a turn off to the society and meh. Boo-hoo

Ciaos ya'll.

Labels: Bitching, Drinkers, Open Discussion, Views

Love Me Because I'm Thin

I have wayyyyyy alot of things to be done on my plate. LaSalle projects here and there. 10 over artworks piling up. Gosh! I felt like I've not been blogging and have my blog update for weeks (though it's only a few days/minutes/hours). But whatever.

I'm here. I already have my little online shrine updated. So ya'll better read and boo hoo with meh ya'll!

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Many people have been giving me wonderful and fabulous comments about me being thin. Am I flattered or what? Unfortunately, SOME feel otherwise. They hate me for being too over self-concious. They hate me because I'm all vain. They hate me because I have a pair of leg which every single soul (mainly girls) dream about. Hahaha. Hilarious, eh?

Okay okay, Different people have their point of views. So what now?

Being thin is also about perfection yaw. I know I AM not perfect in some ways or another. So are you! Ok ok. You're "puurfect". =))

I'm serious!!! I'm goddamn serious. If you don't help yourself and start killing all those thousand pound of fats right now, DON'T blame meh for not telling. I did my part and you jolly listen and do it right bitch.

Now what is "beauty" to you?????
Check this video out ya'll. Very thinspiring, yes?

(Anyhoo, can anyone tell me what song is this btw? Loves it)

TYRA BANK SHOULD SEE THIS FOR HERSELF!
And where's Kate Moss? I have to let her know that she thinspires everyone (not me alone) to stay thin!!!

As of now. I really want to attend a THINSPO PARTAY (strictly thinspo) right here in Singapore (if there's any). I really want to. I want to explore and meet thinnnnn-y people. Oh my god!

~~Fat asses, I'm not going to lie myself for loving you.~~
~~Stay out of my life because people like you are the ones that trynna bring my confidence down which it is of no use. Well at least SOME are like that.~~

Whatever it is, I lied. I love everyone over here. Friends love Fauzi Rassull =)))))

With that being said, do remember to check this page out often.
I have a surprise for all.

(1) Could it be about Jason Pereira (that ~~bloody critc~~ fucking retarded)
(2) Could it be another Pictorial Galore
(3) Could it be another Video Logging
(4) Could it be Fauzi Rassull with long hair
(5) Could it be about VOGUELICIOUS.
(add to their friendlist now. Whilst stock last. Whatever that iss, hoes.)

For fun sake, tell meh which ones really interest you the most.
Answers on my tagboard, fuckers.

Labels: Attention, Being Skinny, Bitching, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo, Views

No Trash Bins? Then Forget About Clean And Green

You want an update? Well, do not worry. In fact, I have alot of things to bitch about and you better shut your mouth and listen good, okay.

Enough about Mas Selamat
Enough abut Olinda Cho being fat.
Enough about Mats and Minahs.
Enough about "Dee Crap".

That's right people. You don't see me blog about them before, do you? Nothang about them concerns me in any way and I don't see any damn need for me to whine about, okay. Useless and it is of no point!!! Well, at least, Mas Selamat seems important.... to me you especially. I don't know.

Talk about entertainment? Sorry people, the blogging world do not need "criticisms" for entertainment all the time. If you're so into it, fuck off!

Bitching and criticising (is an insult) are both TWO different thangs for your information. And please, do not try to explain both terms to me and try to link them in a way to proof me wrong okay. Clear enough, this is bitching! I'm gonna bitch like I own your world.

Anyhooooo. Topic of the early morning.
What's the point of "Clean And Green" and being "a clean Singapore"?

You heard meh?

Free of litter. Free of junks. Free of pests. Free of anythang.

The government encourage us to look after our country by ensuring everyone to cooperate and throw rubbish to the right place. But then, I don't quite understand why do I need to heed their advice in the first place. No, it's not that I'm challenging them in any way or am I trying to be smart somewhere, okay. I'm voicing out my concern here to the public so that all of us can discuss right after that.
See, this is not just about bitching but rather, more to an open discussion topic. That's right.

I was at this particular bus interchange yesterday and I'm quite amazed that there weren't any trash bins allocated in every corner of the interchange.. Take note, I was holding on to a piece of plastic wrapper with me which I intend to dispose. I looked to the left and stared to the right and oh my god! I didn't see a single trash bin right there. Well maybe, the cleaners kept it away from public use as it was already 9pm at that time? Oh maybe, residents around that area didn't pay enough taxes?

Unbelievable, eh?

I leave that to you, girl.

So what I did to the wrapper in my hand? I simply threw it off like that. That's right, bitch. I littered. Again, it's not that I want to. It's not that I think it's fun.

You know why, hunney. I don't know what is an interchange when there aren't trash bins? I don't get the point. Seriously, you don't expect me to travel 8 feet away from where I was standing just to throw that into the trash bin, yes? Come on.

Don't blame me for littering. Blame "them"!

I don't know much about tax payers but hell, it's kinda ridiculous if one cannot afford to get a trash bin that cost like what? 300 dollars?

Would you rather see a clean interchange or an ugly looking one at the end of the day?

Do I need to litter the place so that the MP will then start addressing and do something about it? Things like this, it's common sense. We want to live in a country FREE of litter, yes? So where is the trash bin, bitch.

HOUGANG INTERCHANGE needs plenty of them.
I swear to god. =)))

Labels: Bitching, Open Discussion, Singapore, Singapore News, Views

The Term "Bitch" Is A Compliment

"Eew you're a fucking bitch!"
"Oh my god, she's a bitch"
"You're so bitchy!"

Well well well. People got offended when someone use the term "bitch" to them. As you know, "bitch" is a very subjective and a "mighty" word here.. These days, that is. We must not expect to get home with the same hairdo and clothes when you call someone a bitch, say, 10 years back..

Now I wouldn't even pertain to someone using bitch if I don't consider it carefully. Does she deserve being called a bitch - in every sense? On the other hand, I don't see anythng wrong with calling my friends a bitch and why? Being a bitch can mean both a compliment or an insult, yes? Imagine I call you a bitch (I'm complimenting you here) and then, you got offended, thinking that I'm actually insulting you. You know what hunney? That's your perception. That's how you think.

Anyways, for the record, I don't want to exaggerate but I have to share my experience with ya'll for calling "a whore", a bitch. Yes, I used it to someone whom I consider, an acquaintance (meaning, someone whom I don't know). What happened was, I've been asked to head down to a police headquarter for an interview the other time for merely saying "Bye Bitch!" to her. Haha. Yes, she got offended. What is really wrong with the world??? Everyone here knows, "Bye Bitch!" is my favourite phrase ever, yes?

So people, don't curse anyone using this word anymore. Just stop using it. You're actually praising them in every way like I did. If it makes a difference, call them dog prostitute or dognymph* or something. They both have the same meaning to it. Just that dognymph is rather more disgusting, nasty and hurtful.

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Let me make this clear. I WILL NEVER stop using the word "bitch". I can use it as and when I like. Maybe to you.

Labels: Bitching, Views

Blame Food Prices

First thang first.

I am really sorry for not giving you extra extra useful tips about my personal diet, how to lose another quarter pound of fats without the need for any major liposuction.. It's not that I don't wish to talk about it. If you were to be in my position right now, I am fucked up. Yes, that's right.

I barely have no time for blogging but hey I always try my very best to blog something. Do not worry. I assure you that new updates will be up. Only this time, it will be less "controversial" than before (police are watching/reading it, people). But fuck, I do not care. I'm not here to please anyone, the ministers, police-s, cisco-es, engineers, mamasans etc etc etc..

What is a blog for, when you're controlled to blog what you think it's worth blogging?
Tell meh??????

You think about it, alright.

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On a serious note, I feel that I'm getting fat. I AM! However, colleagues and friends mentioned about me getting skinnier and skinnier everyday. Are they trying to say, "Fauzi, you're gonna die if you remain like that" in a polite way but ended up, being crude? What the fuck.

Did you know how much money I saved from not eating? No, it's not that I'm poor, okay. The stupid economy of Singapore is fucked up. Food prices are increasing. Everythang just increase like that.

And when I say I don't eat, blame the food prices! Not because I want to be skinny and obsess towards American media and all that, okay. Imagine I have a $2 note in my pocket. What can I get with just a $2? I can't even get a food that will impress my tummy, people. Correct me if I'm wrong, how much does a packet of chicken rice at a hawker centre located near CBD area cost? $3? $2.50? And with that kinda price, I won't even be guaranteed that I will get a chicken like the size of "my" thigh.

Am I wrong to say this?

And another thang, Singaporean medias had mentioned about Singapore being the "top 5" expensive country in Asia. Great!

Now ask every individuals out there if they are PROUD of that

Being one of the expensive country DO NOT really mean good here, hun. Fine, we can use that as a "bragging" badge to brag other country.

Talk about the people then. We are the ones suffering.

Labels: Bitching, Open Discussion, Singapore, Views

RE: Xiaxue's Guide To Life - Hawker Food

Hahaha. We Singaporeans just love to queue!!!!

That's right.
Don't ya'll agree with me?
(well if you don't, you're prolly one of those idiots I'm talking about right now.)

Singaporeans always have this mindset.

"I don't mind queuing for an hour or so just to get the famous Changi's Nasi Lemak (or some shits) home."

"Oh, most food stalls are closed on Public Holidays. I was hesitating at first since the queue was horrendous at one of the stall near my home. However, I still went ahead to make the queue. WWWooWW! I have no regrets. The food was awesome and yummy! I'm a fan!"

"I'm a nasi lemak lovers. Hence, I have no regret patronising that stall at Changi because even bloggers, the ministers, pornstars, celebrities, nurses, doctors, lawyers queues for the food. Omg, this has to be the bestest Nasi Lemak I ever tried in Singapore. But then, I detest the queuing -- no other alternative die die must eat."

You guys are fucking ridiculous.

I won't be surprise if Singaporeans camp and worship outside the stall the next time...

Like I said, we are a bunch of typical people flooding the earth.

I was at town the other time. There was a long queue outside Isetan as early as 8am. All of them, unsurprisingly, the locals. Hahahaha. Why were they queuing you ask me??? Isetan was having their sale and everyone wants to be first and wants to be clumsy at the same time.. What the fuck.

Get what I meant???

Now watch this video "Xiaxue's Guide To Life: EP25 - Hawker Food"

And please people...
(1) Stop being CHOOSY.
(2) Stop telling us like you know alot about FOOD.

Okay. When there is a long queue at a particular food stall, that's obviously a good sign. The food maybe nicer than the other. So you make your way to the queue and don't really care if it takes an hour of your life standing, right? Because it's "famous" and blah blah blah.

On the other hand, I kinda feel bad with the other stall (the neighbour). I'm not talking about the stall who is 10 feet away, okay. They can fuck themselves. And I don't care.

Don't you feel bad in anyway? I would. Imagine your mom owns a food stall (apparently, not famous at all and those under the "lao yah" category) and no one goes right up to her and make any orders. Think people....

They are human beings as well. We all need incomes! We cannot just depend on good and tasty food to live our life, okay. What would happen if there were no "famous" food stall exist here in Singapore? You still have to eat the unpopular, not famous, yucky ones, lao pok food, yes??

Anyhoo thinks a fabulous life consist of GOOD FOOD ALL THE TIME, SHOPPING, INDULGING ICE CREAMS, BEING MATERIALISTIC, fuck off. You're a spoilt brat.

Thank god I don't think that way, hunney... Your life is always complete if you learn how to appreciate others (not only yourself) and errrrrrr, ~~bitch~~?

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Famous Food, Guide To Life, Media Attention, Online Attention, Views, Xiaxue

Kiasu Singaporeans

Wassup with Singaporeans and being KIASU at the same time?

NO MORE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!
I have a problem with Kiasu Singaporeans. Yes all of them!

I was heading towards Orchard from Dhoby Ghaut station yesterday. It was peak hour at that time. So ya'll prolly know what's gonna happen, right?

I waited patiently for my train to arrive. As soon as the train doors opened, the boarding commuters dashed in without giving way and time for passengers to alight first. Now tell me if that's not Kiasu people.

** Some dashed all the way down from the escalator!!!!!!

What's with the rush and all?
Like as if you will get a sit for your big butt, eh? Haha. Be a crippled-man then. I swear all heartless commuters will shower you with special sits all the time. That's when you will realise many courageous individuals everywhere.. Hahaha. If that's what you want, hunney.

Oh, the "Kiasu" people who dashed in were all office-dressed with briefcase. Let us all assume they were all smart and high-qualified commuters, shall we? **Sigh with me.

Don't just assume Ah Sohs are the typical ones who flood Singapore, okay.

And this lead to my point.
The more high-qualified you are, the more kiasu/inconsiderate you will be. Am I wrong to say this? So Fuck them all.

Even if I am not that higher qualified individual in anyway (because I'm still a 15 year old kid), I have manners. I know what's considerate, okay. Be patient- Patience is a virtue. Have anyone heard of that saying? Well, I doubt so.

If you were there with me yesterday, you could tell that they were the kind of people whom you would classified as:

1) SCARE TO DIE EARLY
2) WHO COMPLAINS OVER TINY WEENY THINGS
3) CLASSY WITH THE WAY THEY GROOMED/DRESSED THEMSELVES BUT YET, A CHEAPO
4) ALWAYS THE FIRST FEW PEOPLE TO QUEUE FOR FREE GIFT AWAYS
5) ARROGANT
6) SMART IN MATH, LACK OF MORAL VALUES
7) HEALTH CONSCIOUS

Teehee.
Interesting, eh?

So spot a true/typical Singaporean! It could be your MOM, DAD and AUNT though. =)

And about the boot incident:
Yes yes yes! I don't wanna complain but it irked me when a bloody idiot lady stepped on the tip of my leather boots. The train was squeezy and all. I was kinda mad actually. She was one of those ass wipe who dashed into he train. I shouldn't have gave her space to let her in. Urgh.

Does she has a problem with waiting and wasting another few minutes of her goddamn time for the arrival of another train? It's peak hour -- the interval between each train is like 2-3mins apart, alright. You won't die by waiting for that long, yes?

Anyway, she didn't apologise to me and I don't wanna be a petty bitch. Whatever. I'm okay. I'm cool. Thank god she didn't used her stilettos to poke my boots. That might cause a major hell. I swear to god.

Labels: Bitching, Singapore, Typical Singaporeans, Views

I Have A Problem

What I need now is a real professional blog template for my space. Now look at the current one. What the fuck with those men on each side holding onto a camera? It doesn't make any sense. It's nothang unusual to my eyes. What I see are just the "cutesy" "girly" "pinky" blog! It's not professional in anyway. Yes, I like it the first time (but that was like weeeeeks ago) but then the feel of liking/adoring it just fade off like that. Fuck it.

This is why I hate to use templates from BLOGSKINS. They are all for stupid, idiotic, bitches with a childish mind. Who am I kidding? Just look at those people who create and submit their template to BLOGSKINS. All of them are like what? 15? 18? 14 years old who has a brain of a 4 year old kid? Damn!

And another thang, most BLOGSKINS do not have a feedburner code! Don't even talk about Permalinks, okay. You know how troublesome for me to spend my whole fucken day adding those codes to my existing template? Trust me! BLOGSKINS is definately not for professionals and they seem to not know anythang about blog. Don't pretend like you think I'm not talking to you, hunney. I'm referring to the hell lot of you -- blogskins "MAKER" in general.

Because I have a goddamn problem with ya'll.

Don't you ever think of running away like that -- avoiding/hiding your stupid mistakes. Fuck you! That's right.

Labels: Bitching, Views

Can't Do This, Can't Do That. Then Do WHAT.

**THIS IS AN OPEN DISCUSSION ENTRY!!!**

What is Singapore if the citizens aren't allow to bitch, to criticise and to insult in a blog, hunney? Don't even talk about using "swear" words, okay!

Personally, I don't think I have that complete right to post whatever entry I wish because if I do, there might be one or two alienated creatures out there gonna report me again.

But don't worry, this blog post is for an open discussion only.. Hahaha. Take note, okay!

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I assume, 20,000(plus) of you read about Xiaxue's post whereby she bravely defaming Dawn Yang (days ago) and then had it deleted due to an impending lawsuit, no?

If you assume yourself as a "CELEBRITY" here, you have to widen up your vagina, okay. You have to be prepared of criticisms, negative remarks about you. You simply can't wait for compliments all the time. You are not a god and we do not have to worship you in anyway, okay.

Now the point is, every celebrity/models/entertainers had been criticised before! Even worse than Dawn Yang, okay!

Like I said before this, "Criticisms are just words to describe you and they are basically comments given by people collectively who are mentally retarded. In other words, they are simply nothing but stupid baseless comments, people".

We do not expect anyone to believe that criticisms and take it as a fact, okay. I don't care what you say but I always believe that, every bloggers, are given the rights to blog anythang they want. Bear in mind, this is for entertainment and if you take the post too seriously, GREAT! That's why you have a thick gullible skull, hunney.

If Xiaxue's post lead to an impending lawsuit, then I can't hide that my blog was reported by scumbags for being controversial that lead to a police investigation the other time. How about that?????

(Singaporeans Are Complain Kings For Everythang! Am I Wrong To Say This?)

I don't know about you but seriously, bringing COURT into the matter does not make any sense at all. Threatening bloggers with court/lawsuits/investigations, eh???? How smart.

Let us all think.

pp/ss: Now what are bloggers FREE to blog about?????

IFFF that's the case, why BLOG HOSTING exist in Singapore?
BAN and BLOCK all blog hosting site then if you think you want to be fair to everyone, correct?

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Dawn Yang, Media Attention, Online Attention, Open Discussion, Views, Xiaxue

Malaysia Is Already Half-Way Corrupted

I know this has nothing to do with me as a Singaporean but hey, I also want to contribute my point of views about Malaysia's politics ya'll. I have every right to do so and why? My granddad is a Malaysian. I just want him to be proud of me for doing so. I want to be "sucked up" grandson ya'll. Before I even start, try linking me and politics. Oh my god. It's weird (soo not me) and random, eh? But whatever.

Recently I've been following news about Malaysia's oil price, Malaysia's economy, Malaysia's politics, Malaysia's this and that etcetera etcetera etcetera and all the headlines are just making me sick to my stomach.

What is really wrong with the minds of all Malaysians (as a nationality)? Sorry grandpa, I'm talking to you too because you are a Malaysian and I want to be fair here.

Well, I do not have the time to list every websites I've been to, okay. But I can assure to you I've read almost every of Malaysia's political/economy news lately.

Some sites I can think of which I bother to put the links here:
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UTUSAN MALAYSIA
DARN MALAYSIA
HARIAN METRO
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I don't know what will gonna happen to Malaysia in the future. That's right. Look how the government manage the country! Look how Malaysians react! Look how their medias (news) work!

First, let me tell you. Malaysia will be in a huge mess IF Malaysians themselves do not cooperate. What I meant by that? Let me put it simple, shall we? Imagine Malaysians stop all their stupid protests and give some time for their government to work things out and let them do their planning. I can assure you a better Malaysia after that. So stop OVER-REACTING over politics. To some who knows nothing about politics and chip in to the noise, come on!

Well as for their medias who provide news to the masses. I just don't get why the medias exist in the first place if all they do is, SHARING/PRODUCING news which are simply not true (the accuracy is a complete bullshit) -- One news mentioned this and the other claimed otherwise. Now that made us all confused! It's like the medias are just doing their job for the sake of INCOMES! Aren't they afraid what could have happen to Malaysia's future?

This is ridiculous people...

I don't have to say this but I think I need to in case people just don't get what I meant.

MALAYSIA IS ALREADY HALF-WAY CORRUPTED now.
I do hope this will send you all a red flag in your mind so that all my friends who are based in Malaysia will do something good to their country instead of bringing hell to everyone, okay....

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Controversial, Malaysia News, Malaysian, Media Attention, Online Attention, Open Discussion, Politics, Utusan Malaysia, Views

Why Should I Be Afraid of Criticisms?

There are no fucking reasons why I have to be afraid of people criticizing me, okay. Why do you think I have/need to be afraid of in the first place. I've been getting tonnes of criticisms lately and I've also been criticised before I have a blog (way way before my uncle passed away). You know, criticism to me is a normal thang. I face this kinda situation almost every single day and I'm happy to say, I LOVE IT! That's right.

Criticisms are just words to describe you and they are basically comments given by people collectively who are mentally retarded. In other words, they are simply nothing but stupid baseless comments, people.

Now the point is, if anyone of you out there who undergo a situation like this in your life, accept them with an open mind, hun. That's all I have to say. You do not have to be afraid and be ashamed of it, okay. Yes, you can say I'm goddamn crazy (which I am) and out of my mind but mark my words, CRITICISMS ARE FUN.

If you think criticisms may pull your confidence down, FUCK YOU! How the hell "words" can do that? It doesn't make any sense, okay. Believe in yourself.

People came to my blog and shit on me. I've been labelled with pretty fabulous adjectives and tell me I'm still having fun despite all those negative remarks/comments.

No, I'm not challenging them in anyway but come on, this is for entertainment!!!

Labels: Criticisms, Entertaiment, Views

Lame Tag

Whoever came out with that stupid "TAG", deserve to be question by the police and why?
Xiaxue got the post deleted and she had made an apology! There you are, exaggerating the whole issue. Why can't we all let bygones be bygones.

Now look at this:
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CUT AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR BLOG:++++++++++++++You can stop XiaXue, but you cannot stop everyone!Here's the post you hate so much:
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(I found it at http://dumbodawn.blogspot.com/ and http://simonseow.blogspot.com/2008/07/why-i-hate-dawn-yang.html)

Now what the hell???!!!?!?!?!?!?? Looks like you have a major problem with your testis-sized chicken brain, eh?

Sorry sir/ma'am, I'm not going to do this (forwarding the "TAG") because I have a brain that works. I support both Xiaxue And Dawn Yang herself people!! How lame can a blogger be? Even if is for the purpose of entertainment, bloggers should think if it's relevant and also ensure that the "TAG" they came out with will not cause another controversy between YOU and Dawn, okay.

You might not want to be question by the police for forwarding the "TAG". Just hope that Dawn Yang didn't bring the matter over for investigation. Hahaha.

Let me tell you this straight. There is no such thang as freedom of speech or freedom of expression if you are in Singapore. That is common sense. Now what freedom of speech are you talking about here by the way?

Take this "TAG" in an instance. It's a complete bullshit. Who are you to spread rumours?

And oh, creating another blog for Dawn Yang is also an offence people -- a major offence.. Hahaha.

Labels: Bitching, Controversial, Dawn Yang, famous, Views, Xiaxue

Is Dawn Yang Smart?

Are all bloggers talented and smart people?
I don't think so and why? As we all already know, not all humans are born with natural talents. Not all humans are born perfect, okay.

No, I'm not insulting you in anyway, hunney. But face it. If you're dumb and untalented at the time, you still have to accept the facts..

AND TODAY, ALLOW ME TO USE DAWN YANG AS A HORRENDOUS EXAMPLE, okay.
(Sorry Dawn, I had to use you to discuss some major issue with everyone, here!)

As ya'll already know, Dawn Yang is sooo pretty but fake (even Xiaxue claimed so). She hide herself and her real beauty with plastics all over and tried so hard to project an image of "A" professional businesswoman but then it didn't help alot. Unfortunately, turned out to be a partay whore (I love partay whores!!).. She thinks she's Paris Hilton. NO WAY!

So why plastic surgeries? This is what I don't understand.
(I maybe right and I maybe wrong somewhere. But who fucking cares!)

(1) She hate god's creation. Face-lift is the best thang ever for her.
(2) She's too obsess with herself like some horny-sex-maniacs looking for a "ONE NIGHT STAND".
(3) Perhaps, she don't know what the heck is "SAVE THE EARTH" really means.
("PLASTIC" surgeries.. My teacher taught me to reduce/reuse/recycle plastic ~~bottles~~ when I was in high school before.) I presume everyone knows that, yes? Even aunties from NTUC knows it too.

The million dollar question is, is Dawn Yang smart/talented?
Hahahaha. Point number three explains it all people!!!!!! *Sniggers. Jk

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Oh well. This is my art taken from my Lasalle's Portfolio!!

I am a talented blogger and ya'll better stop calling me a stupid fag like you think I AM in the first place. Bye bitch! =)

p/ssss: Look around you and ask yourself if your friend (who blogs) are DUMB before going around and tell me I'm one. Dawn Yang already proof that she's dumb. So what now? =)

pppp/sss: WHATEVER IT IS, I LOVE DAWN YANG BECAUSE SHE HAD PROOF TO ME THAT PLASTIC ROCKS!!!!!!

Labels: Bitching, Celebrity, Dawn Yang, famous, Open Discussion, Views

The Undeserved Got In

BREAKING NEWS:
SINGAPORE'S ONLY MALE BITCH BLOG WAS BLACKLISTED AS A TOP 10 FINALIST COMPETING IN "BEST INDIVIDUAL BLOG" IN http://sgblogawards.omy.sg.

Is http://sgblogawards.omy.sg being fair with Fauzi Rassull? Blacklisting Fauzi Rassull's blog shouldn't be done.

Answers on a tag!
TELL THEM OFF STRAIGHT TO THE FACE.

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Yet another tiring day for me but THAT does not mean I will not update my cyber shrine, okay. That's right. Bitching iss my hobby and that's what I'm gonna do right now.

As you all ALREADY know, alot of people just hate me. It's okay. The more haters, the merrier. I'm fine with that. I love it. You hate it. Whatever!

First thang first. Allow me to clarify abit about my PERSONAL blog just in case you think you know alot about me and my blog which I think you don't. So don't you dare make presumptions here, okay. The reason why this fucken blog exist is because I want to share good stuff/general information/bitchings/latest news/or simply anythang with you, okay. And I do not INTEND to plagiarise any thang from other source. Afterall, I am sharing you good information! And to bring the term plagiarism here or judging my blog based on rumours is absolutely ridiculous. Anyone still thinks I'm plagiarising, so be it. Just say what you deem fit. For I, do not care what you gonna say, okay.

I had enough of all baseless controversies/rumours going around the net for the purpose of hurting me/slandering me/tearing my blog apart. I had enough of people mocking at me in public. If you think you hate me for who I am, don't stop hating. For I am a soft-spoken and an unemotional child of god. I can handle the pain. Continue doing it because I love the attention though. That's the right way to garner attention, baby. And I totally am disappointed to whom it may concern, who simply listen to one side of the story. Fuck you. That's right.

I've been informed (by a phone call the first time) that your Singapore's Only Male Bitch blog was selected as one of the contender fighting (TOP 10 FINALIST) for best individual blog. And whoever (though I still remember your name) who called me the other time again and spoke about "that issue" to me, you're just wasting my time. Whoever is a friend of mine, you jolly know that I detest to answer and speak to anonymous creature whom I've got no link in anyway, okay.

And to withdraw me from the list and subsequently had my blog substitute with some other "STUPID", "LAME", "GODDAMN USELESS PIECE OF BLOG" (without even notifying me), well, they are still a blog that bores people in anyway, hunney. Therefore, there is no point informing us the winner here since it is already clear the award goes to A BORING BLOGGER, yes?

Oh, you're telling me that I am jealous piece of cake because my blog was blacklisted as one of the finalist?

(1) No secret at all. I am jealous.
(2) I hate those blog for the first time I saw it.
(3) Somehow I thought, the way those bloggers blog, are sooo common. I can even find them in all market place.
(4) Substitute my blog with BETTER ones then -- somethang different than the others.
(5) And hell MAKE SURE, that blog can be read by people of different races. Speak english!
(6) Yes I think my blog suits best than the rest though.
(7) You're just showing an act of favourtism. I don't care!
(8) Be fair.

This is me. This is a place/a platform/a station for me to shoot my balls like the way I want it. Nobody can ever change me because this is my style. I'm being real.

So yeap, anyone supports those blogs listed in http://sgblogawards.omy.sg, hahaha, think again. No, I'm not stopping you from voting. I just want you to think twice because I don't think I'm treated fairly there. They only concern with what is obvious without even asking for explanation. Shallow much? Bye

Labels: Attention, competition, Controversial, Media Attention, OMY, Online Attention, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Views

Famous Through Blogging

You want to be famous like Xiaxue and earn alot of money?

*** CREATE CONTROVERSIES ***
By ensuring that you're constantly lying and do your best to ruin everyone.

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A short blog post for everyone which really make sense.
>>NANG IT<<
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Labels: Attention, Bitching, Celebrity, Controversial, Desperate, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views

RE: 10 Dumb Things People Do To Their Blog

And so, I've read a pretty interesting post (I swear it is) earlier and I'm not afraid to say that I don't agree to her points -- for some.

Oh, BEFORE anywhoo dares accuse me of plagiarising from sources, hey, this is the GODDAMN link/URL/source/site/whatever shit you call it. That's right.
[http://randomnism-corner.blogspot.com]

No, this post is not intended to show hatred or anything. Why should I be? It's stupid to hate someone whom you do not know, alright. So, this is my POINT OF VIEW, hun. Now where was I?

ISSUE: Youtube videos and more MORREE Youtube videos.

I kinda disagree when the blogger mentioned something about bloggers who embed more and more youtube videos to their own blog instead of typing away (for an hour) and rant about their personal life or anything interesting.

You know what ma'am, maybe you might want to widen up your vagina and explore the blogging world if you know what that is, okay. I don't know if you've ever heard of Photoblog or even Vlog (oh, it's Video Blogging) for that matters? Who cares?

Wait wait wait...

Which is boring?
Ranting about YOUR life (which I couldn't care less) or Youtube videos?

I can't tell you my answer because it's your choice.

Anyway, all of us are FREE to own a blog. We have BLOGGER. We also have LIVEJOURNAL as well as MULTILPY to name a few. We signed up for free and nothing stops any blogger from blogging what they want. Blogging is a choice, okay. If you think you loath it due to the fact that it's boring, too exaggerating which makes your stomach sick to the core, nothing stops you from clicking that "X" mark. It's that simple.

Yes, I see a few of them before and I tell myself, it's their right to upload whatever stuff they want and why? It's their choice! They signed up under their name and why the heck I bother to make sucha bigg fuss over it. I saw it and I simply kept quiet and why again? Like I've said, it's none of my dad's, mom's or anyhoooo's business in anyway.

Let me ask you. Do you even read a blog that blogs about their PERSONAL life?? I bet you don't, right? I know it's none of your business too. So whatever.

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And next. PASSWORD PROTECTED BLOG.

Ma'am, tell me why it's password protected blog? Do you ever think BLOGGER is stupid to come out with this "password protection" system? No, they have a reason or two for coming up with that system or whatever that is, okay. They are SMARTass people I tell you.

For some, they (bloggers) find it unsafe to share his/her blog to the rest of the world. As we all already know (this is common sense), Internet is HUGE. Even bigger than America, okay. Imagine you have a photoblog and have photos of yourself which you don't feel like sharing to anyone except your friends. What would have happen if his/her private photos got circulated around the net? And I can't deny, those who does that are the ones who have an issue with their own brain for being jealous. That is why password protection EXIST. It is for a good cause.

On that note, I just want to know if your NETS card is password protected?

Labels: Bitching, Singapore Blog, Views

A380 Has Been Lego-ed

What is there not to be proud of about my country, Singapore? Tell me people. No, I'm not bragging in anyway because I don't feel like to. But that does not mean, I'm not good at it, okay. So anyway, I stumbled across a blog [click] earlier and decided to leave my shit there for awhile to read an article which really..... how shall I put it in words, eh? Errr, really amazed me for some reasons.

Everyone knows about Singapore's achievements. I know what 's going on with Singapore myself. So don't try to make it sound either like I'm stupid or dumb, okay.

Talk about A380, the world largest passenger plane. Some of you, the lucky ones, got your butt on the plane before. You're goddamn lucky!!! Well as for some, took their time to catch a glimspe of it at Terminal 3 the other time. Look how typical you were. Hahahaha.

Ask me when will be my turn to fly on that A380?
answer: "Not so soon, hun. I'll give everyone out there the opportunity first."

photo courtesy: [click]
Let us look at the photo above. Those humans looks bigger than the plane itself, eh? Well, it's not because the plane took slimming pills ya'll. Apparently, some smartass a.k.a Lego specialists took well over 600 fucking hours to get it all done; intepreting the real thang into a Lego-ed form. How about that?

I'm still amazed.

Labels: A380, SIA, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Uniquely Singapore, Views

Nothing Unusual

Allow me to begin my afternoon with some bitching.

Yes, BITCHING IN PROGRESS. So ya'll better lay back and keep still while I entertain you with what I've got to say.

YA KUN KAYA TOAST! Who in the world have got no idea what the heck is that.
Well, according to WIKIPEDIA (say it with an English accent), it is a chain of air-conditioned kopitiams in Singapore and certain parts of Asia. As the name suggests, it sells kaya toast, bottled kaya, Singapore style coffee and tea, half boiled eggs and other beverages.

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"The company was founded in 1944 by Loi Ah Koon from Hainan, China at Telok Ayer Basin. After 15 years at Telok Ayer Basin, the stall moved to Telok Ayer Market (now Lau Pa Sat). It was renamed Ya Kun which is the Hanyu pinyin equivalent to Ah Koon. The stall remained there until 1984, when restoration works of the Telok Ayer Market began. The stall then moved to the now-defunct Telok Ayer Transit Food Market. In 1998, the coffee stall was passed down to his children and it moved to a new location at Far East Square.

Ya Kun International was incorporated in 2001 in Singapore, to expand the chain of coffee stalls island wide and regionally. Ya Kun has 24 stalls in Singapore, with franchises in Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan and South Korea."
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Okay, let us not exaggerate too much over Ya Kun's history, shall we? It's not something I want to discuss here and it's hell none of my business in anyway, okay.

Haha. Ya Kun's history has got nothing to do with me. Who would have thought, eh? So anyway, I just don't get why most of us go crazy over that air-conditioned "Kopitiam"? What is it about Ya Kun that makes ya'll go crazy? What is it about that franchise that appeals you by the way?

It's not like they sell something unusual. It's not like they sell anything fantastic besides half-boiled eggs, coffee, tea, toast and yadda yadda yadda which are soo common to my eyes.. Duh, even normal coffee shop near my house sells those stuff. Seriously, nothing and I mean NOTHING really WOWS me at Ya Kun besides being a local brand name with a history that inspires everyone.

First, as a matter of fact, Ya Kun is air-conditioned. So what else do you think Ya Kun is different from other franchise in Singapore (in particular). Tell me ya'll.

If you were to tell me Ya Kun's toasts are different in terms of taste, let me tell you this. A toast is basically, a bread with butter or it could be some other flavoured jams and then heat it. And if you say their jams are HOME MADE which is why they are delicious, kill yourself. Talk about originality? My gradmama does HOME MADE toast as well and it's fucken delicious. If that's not original then I have nothing else to say, okay.

Who are you trying to kid, hunney. Either you're being absurd to have say that or are you just being super dumb to have paid that amount of money for having breakfast there. Ya Kun is expensive if you were to compare it with normal coffee shop, okay. It's a fact.

Oh, what I meant by expensive here is not about whether one can afford it or whether to compare the cost of a toast with your CHANEL bag, bitches. It's mostly about common sense as we speak. I mean, you guys should know by now how much a toast should jolly well cost if you are a fan of it, yes?

So use some sense, hun. The price of rice has increased severely around the world. In addition to that in case you didn't know, the price of rice rises indirectly affects price of food as a whole okay...

Oh well, this is my point of view anyway. =)

Labels: Attention, Blog, Degrading, Desperate, Entertaiment, FnB, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views