What Do Cums/Vaginal Secretions Taste Like?

We all have some sperms/food story to tell (though for some, that story has not yet been told).

If you have any girlfriends and gayfriends around you, ask them what it taste like to swallow cum? As you all know, cum tasting seems disgusting as it sound but it's hella fun thing to do actually although I knew from the beginning it tasted pretty nasty. The smell (urghh) is enough to kill me.

This raise another question: What do vaginal secretions taste like? Yes, duh, it is the same thing I know. But hey, the taste are different.

And so it my turn to ask you this.
1) Have you ever tasted semen (either your own or someone else's on
purpose or by accident)? If so, what did it taste like?
2) Have you ever tasted vaginal secretions (either your own or someone
else's on purpose or by accident?) If so, what did it taste like?

Tell me about it. And please I don't want to hear the same old fucking similar answer. I want a unique and absolutely different one for my mom sake, can you?

I listed down anything I can think of right now and yeah they are taken:
"Ajax cleaner"
"maybe salty"
"smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed."
"thick Clorox"
"rancid Elmer's glue"
"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"
"It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like)."
"Indescribable."
"It tasted like a thick, globby beer."
"It tasted quite salty."
"Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot."
"Kind of like salty soft snot."
"Blah! BITTER taste!"
"Salty with a hint of chlorine."
"Tastes like the ink of an octopus."
"It tastes like almonds."

Enough said. My brain scream that I stop. Oh well.

PsPs/SsSs: Am I fat? I think I am. Fuck.

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