Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

**UPDATED

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

That's right, hommies.
It's S U R P R I S E. Hahah

I delibrately place two mother fuckingly gorgeous picas in today's entry because I know ya'll gonna comment and say whatever you deem fit about me, yes??? Nice. This is it. Comment these picas ya'll.

Me and who again? Go fuck yourself. =)))

THE END =))

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Relationship, Sex Scandal

RE: Is Gay A Choice OR Not?

I was on Chris Crocker's youtube page awhile ago and somehow I thought this video does make sense to me about gay-basher or otherwise known as "The Homophobes" on Youtube and anywhere around. I don't know about you though. I don't care.

You see, I don't know why people hate gay so much. I mean, you've seen people gave their negative remarks about gay here and there. I've heard it. I've seen it all. And I don't mean just in real life in general, okay. Gay bashing and calling them fags are normal. It happens all the time online and it has almost become a cliche to us.

Somtimes I wonder if these people are really humans? If they are in the first place, I don't think they ought to judge gays that way. Aren't gays god's creation to you? I ask you this. Do you think it will make your life change to the better if you consider yourself a homophobes? I don't get you. I just don't because it does not make any sense.

Yes, gay is fag. Fag is gay. We all know that. Aren't they the same? Do you people need any psychiatric help?

Like they say "Gay Isn't A Choice". If it is a choice in anywhere, everyone would have choose to be straight today and be gay tomorrow, no? This is what I thought. And before anyone shoot any remarks out of gays in this whole wide world, where ever you are right now, fuck your dad like you've never fuck him before! This world we're living in has turned into some deep shits. Everyones are going crazy. All they know is, to bash gays and then, go around and tell everywhere "Hey, I'm a homophobe!!". And I'm not surprise if you people don't even realise that "Paris Hilton Is Pregnant" because all you know is, bash and trash gays.

No, I'm not going to scream or shout "Get A Life" to you because you people don't even know the real meaning to that. And worse, what is 'Life' to you anyway?

All I can say is, continue what you love doing most and for as long as it makes you happy, just go ahead. No one stops you. I don't stop you.. Nobody stops you from doing it. All of us gonna accept it with an open mind. Have a great day everyone!

Be a homphobe and be a racist at the same time.
Imagine all of us are gay for a day, oh my god, this is fun! Hahah

Just for the record, this post was put up not because I am facing some gay issues in anywhere or whatever, okay. This is an open discussion for all dumbfuck out there who have a brain of a bird seed, hunney.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Gay, Gay Bashing, gay bastards, Gay Is Not A Choice, Gay Remarks, Homophobes, homophobics, Sex

NSFW: Teen Masturbates Onboard Singapore Train (Videos)

A friend (I wonder who s/he is) actually sent me an email 14 hours ago today with url link to a webpage.

Ya'll know I screamed my ass off out loud after watching this degrading video by a Singaporean. What has come to us? Are we sick bunch of people? Anywho thinks masturbating onboard a train when no one's watching is hot, kill yourself now. I wonder how cheapy people can be.

So there go, watch them with an open mind, will you?

WHILE ONBOARD NORTH-EAST LINE:

ONBOARD SMRT:

ppp/sss: Tell me if you ever need a professional cameraman okay. Those videos are super duper bad quality. Next puhlease.

P/S: Send me a message to ihatefauzirassull@gmail.com for request right NOW.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Rated-21, Sex

What Your Girlfriend Might Be Thinking When Having Sex For First Time?

Having sex for the first time evar is definitely one hella of a bigg deal for both of you. Here's a list which your girlfriend might be thinking about.

Feel the love

Duh, every girls want their first time to be with anybody they love, care about and trust. They want to take things slowly and develop a really close bond before they get physical.

Getting naked

Being naked for the first time in front of someone they really love is like d'most scariest thang evar for some, no? Did you evar know that they are worries about what you will think when you see them with no clothes on.

Fear of pregnancy

Okay. This is common sense alright. Anywho under 18 obviously don't want to get pregnant. Carrying a condom will probably make you more attractive to the opposite sex because it shows respect, that you're not taking anything for granted and that you're a responsible kind of lad. Who'd have thought a simple rubber could do all that for you?! Look, a simple rubber of just 6 inch in length could protect girls. How cool can that be?

That condom moment

If you're the jerk who don't even know how to put on condom to your banana-sized penis, please, please, please and please for life of god, do yourself a big favour. Take a bloody few minutes to get some practice in by putting a condom on down to a fine art!! Don't embarasse the girls.

Foreplay

Sex is often a very emotional experience for a girl? Oh well, say what you want because I don't think that's halfway true ya'll. I call that bullshit. For this one, I suggest you boys not to take the time to ask your girlfriend what she likes and why. It's a waste of time. Time is precious, remember? Be in control whenever you're on the bed -- spend time kissing and cuddling and rush into anything you feel right.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Porn, Sex

I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

I have no comments. You're just sick.

Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.

p/s: Is that machine for sale???

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Dildo, Disgusting, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Video, Views

Lick That Pussy, Edison. Lick It

This is sooo fun. Get those exposed pictures. Search for them at every corner of the webpage now ya'll. Those pictures are sure for visual orgasm only.

Okay. Edison love licking pussy, no? Those pictures tells us all ya'll.

There's more more: >> CLICK CLICK CLICK

Anywho love sex scandal? I do. PERIOD.
Oh, censorship is never in my dictionary ok when you step into this Male Bitch blog ya'll.

For more: CLICK CLICK CLICK

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Edison Chen, Gay, Hetero, HK Star, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal

Men Always Took Advantage Of Ladies And Why?

Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.

Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?

I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? How true is it?

I don't know if it's true but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfeed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in anyway I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnae ya'll.

Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and he's got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

Hey, at least it feels good for them, ladies, when these idiots lick your breasts.

p/s: The old post is new again ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Rated-21, Sex Scandal

Why There Are No Sex Scandals In Singapore

I thought Singaporeans want to be part of Angmoh? Get yourself naked and produce your very own sex video. Then, get it circulate everywhere on the net for the world to see.

Have you ever wonder why there aren't any sex scandals here in our little tiny world? No, Tammy that NYP girl don't count ya'll. That's one of the "Most Pathetic Sex Scene" ever.

So there go the "Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore"...
10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians/Ah Huats/Ah Meis exactly don't turn the leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; there is no need for sex.
7. Most hotels near streets of filthy Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore, remember?
6. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee and scary cat - don't want to get AIDS, syphillis or whatever disease you can think of.
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals... Still confused over condoms and condos. What the hell?

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Sex, Sex Scandal, Uniquely Singapore, Views

NSFW: Malaysian Health Minister In Action (Video)

And I receieved our Malaysian Former Health Minister sex video out of nowhere here on the the net ya'll. The tape lasted for about 20 minutes long yadda yadda yadda and it was boring. I nearly sleep for nuts.

I felt like sending Mr Chua a handwritten note to say that his sex video is the worst thang I've seen so far. Anyway, let's get to the point, shall we? We all know I love the joy of sharing, no? So yeah, this video is for everyone to see. Hahahaha. But you have to be about my age or older to watch this ya'll because I'm not going to be responsible for whatever happens to you. Get it, no? Everyone knew Chua Soi Lek by now. He lives somewhere in a developing country, Malaysia. He was a former Health Minister yadda yadda yadda and don't forget, he was also a pornstar of the third developing world whatever that means alright.

Everyone is interested to know about his sex video scandal. Ya'll want to watch it like so bad. And I know some of you (not all) are willing to pawn your fabulous butt/pussy just to see it, no? Hahaha.

Comment me with your name and email add right here, alright.
I will privately give you the link. Terms and a whole list of my conditions apply, baby. (Haha)
I swear to god.
You can curse me if I lie.

But one thang for sure, you better love me the same way I do okay?
Deal or no deal?

p/s: Video wasn't that high definition. This is the cheapest video ever that one could imagine.

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Entertaiment, Gay, Hetero, MalaysiaPorn, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal, Video, Virginity

NSFW: Make Sure You Have Sex In A Proper Place (Videos)

If you’re a virgin to the backseat of the car, listen up. Cars are not beds, they are cramped small places unaccommodating to humping. Banging your head on the window in a rhythmic manner will leave you with a shiner. If that’s not enough, try the Charlie horse in your calf muscle. You don’t have to be outside to get banged up alright. And so yeah, doing it on any hard surface will leave the person lying down with soreness on the back, and carpet will leave harsh rug burn on your knees ya'll

Didn't I say, they are cramped places unaccommodating to humping??? No time for laughter, click click click if ya'll love me.

The shower is both a potentially dangerous place to have sex and one that can be bad for friction people. Yes, the shower is a hot spot for loving (I don't know about you) but bewar!! When getting lusty make sure your footing is safely secure. A trip to the emergency room is bad for the mood. Dude, it is also important if you are going to hold your partner up, the legs around your waist, that you don’t do this when alcohol is involved. By all means have fun in the shower, hot tub or wherever you think there’s water, just use common sense ooooookkkkkaaayyy ya'll.

Again, who thinks sex in the bathroom is cool? Oh whatev, you guys are nuts.

pPpPp/sSsSs: This was the dumbest, most pointless, idiotic thing I've ever came across with. What was the point? There was none.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Video, Views

What Is The (Your) Average Penis Size ?

So to ya'll ladies out there, at home or where ever you are right now, here is a little something which I think you should take note.

What is your boyfriend's average penis size?...
This is the question that you ladies want a real answer to. I know you too well. You ladies are one horny bitches.

If you are anything like me the phrase "average penis size" can mean many, many, many different things and leave you feeling confused about the definitive answer to it, no? Looking on-line will make things even more confusing due to the numerous surveys and studies conducted around this issue.

To the average man, penis is, consciously or unconsciously, one of the most important tools in the whole wide world. Who disagree should jolly well lick my toes (all of it). Men discovers it at an early age and completely fascinated by it.

'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Daddy's, look at big brother's, look at our neighbour's, look at those in the men's locker room - and he asks himself if he will be as big as that. Hahaha.

Anyway, for all of us to know, a non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

Keep on masturbating your punani right now as you're reading my blog if you think you're wayyyyyyy below the average dudes.

ppp/sss: Call me if it still didn't work on you.. You need help there.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Sex

Sex Inside Public Bus? Is it Cool Or What? (Safe For Work?)

And now for entertainment sake. I was browsing through some website earlier and I came across this. Everyone knows I love to share what I've got with you all, no? The last time we saw was on the road, no?

Anyway, I swear to you this is gotta be one hella cool action EVAR. No, it's not because it was directed in the bus. It's because I found it quite amazing when people actually put their hands together at the "END" part. Yes, it's applause for you dimwits/idiots. I don't know if they were celebrating a birthday thing or were they forced to clap both their shits together?

Get your cute butt in if you think your age is somewhere mine, 18? 19? 20++++?

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Video

Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

So let's get to the point, shall we?

Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

Tell me tell me ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

Man Just Love It, Women Suffers (My Thoughts)

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Ladies, Sex, Views

R. Kelly Child-Pornography Trial

After years of delays, R. Kelly's child-pornography case will finally commence on May 9 ya'll. The trial was postponed as scheduled because the lead prosecutor had recently given birth.

The Kelly case has dragged on for five years without a trial and originated with 14 counts of child pornography filed against him in 2002 for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an allegedly underage girl. Kelly who is 40, has pleaded not guilty to the charges and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Cool shit, no?

What is the problem with all hollywood celebs? Can we say, they are despo? I hope it's a "YESSSSSS"

Anyway, we've been hearing similar news like this (could be other things) quite frequent. Don't you think so?

First we have, Michael Jackson's case.
Followed by Mario Velasquez masturbating at a public toilet yadda yadda.
Next, it was someone else which I totally forgot the name and now it's R.Kelly.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Desperate, Gay, Hetero

Never Seen Before Sex Position: "SUPERMAN".

Everything old is new again ya'll.

Are we bored of having sex with boring sex position everyday that we need to come out with something different? They called it, Superman position. I haven't seen one yet but to tell you this, I was hella shocked when I saw it for the first time evar. I know I'm pathetic whore. So what? I don't know about you but I think this is absolutely one of those ridiculous thing I've seen so far ya'll!!

You gotta scream my name as you watch this okay. Take note, I don't take any responsibility while you're watching. Yes, watching this video is at your own risk when you're not legal enough. I'm doing my thing. I love my blog because it is for entertainment purpose. I share the lamest, ridiculous thing here because it is fun. I bitch too. So shoo away boy if you're one dimshit.

Description: Couple does a SUPERMAN position ya'll.
Click your way. Frankly, it's a no for me. I prefer missionary much. Fuck it.

Anyone for SUPERMAN position, please email me!
p/s: Part 3 of Rated-21 video coming right up soon. Stay tuned ya'll.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Gay, Hetero, Rated-21, Sex, Video

Commiting Adultery Is A Sin? (VIDEO Consist Violent: NSFW)

Personally, I don't think it is fun to batter anywho if he or she does something that might disgust you or anything that could be against your religion. Yes, if you're someone who sorta of a devoutly religious and thinks that committing adultery (when you're married) is a sin, I guess you might want to kill yourself first or just shut up and mind others business. After watching this video which I've came across with, these people who batters one and all should pray to god for mercy. I mean, don't you think it is hella absurd? They punched, they kicked, they battered yadda yadda to him. What were they trying to project?

This video is in Bahasa language if you know what that means. I don't have any translator around here.

That's neither an orgy nor a royal rumble to me. It was a brutal scene, no?
Tell me you hate them right now ya'll.

ppp/sss: Some "Malaysians" are out of their mind, can.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Malaysian, Rated-21, Sex

Malaysian Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek, In A Video Sex Scandal

Look what I found. Malaysia Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek, had sex with a bitch ya'll. It was recorded in a DVD and someone out of nowhere distributed it here and there. Oh my god. This is one hella cool shit, no?

What it feels like to make a dvd of you having sex and got it published online for the whole world to see? Is it the "in thang" or what?

Here go. A video posted on youtube with Malaysian Health Minister himself delivering his apology.

Is he an idiot, a dumbfuck, stupid or what. Does he feel ashame of himself? Even if he did, I don't care. He is one old turd.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bill Gates, Bitching, Blog, Hetero, Malaysian, Politics, Sex, Sex Scandal

Fake Versus The Real Boobs: My Thought

Do men find these fake boobs attractive? What is the desire to touch a fake breast filled with a saline bag? Does the thrill of the fantasy override the reality of bolted-on breasts without a natural cleavage line?

Now what women thinks about having fake boobs? Do women find the false enlargement attractive as well or whartnot? Are some natural breasted women envious of artificial mammary glands?

I don't know what your thoughts are but for me personally, why in the world people who claim they are content with the way they are, criticize or obsess over what other people do? I mean, really, shouldn’t one just “mind their own?” I don’t doubt that you’re not some fat ugly cow but come on, if you are as happy and centered as you state you would naturally care less what anyone outside of your family sphere does. It wouldn’t stick in your craw. You are judging other people for having “superficial standards” but I find that people who are carefree and happy could really care less about the way others choose to live their life. They might comment and then they shrug it off and move on. The expression “to each their own” is something they truly live by.

Then again, those who do the opposite usually come from a place of smug self righteous superiority. Sort of like extreme Christians for me.

They will probably figure out a surgery to give you your virginity back so you can “fix” that too.

I think fake boobs are great… They are all beautiful, intelligent, professional women who certainly don’t lack self esteem or confidence. I think many of the boob job “haters” are just lonely frustrated, unattractive feminists or lesbians with hairy underarms and legs. Of course I’m exaggerating, but I’m probably not too far off the mark.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Botox, Celebrity, Faux, Gay, Hetero, Pamela Anderson

The Man Sexed Her Upside Down (VIDEO)

I don't know if it is the "in thing" or what but hearing young teens having sex here and there all the time is almost a cliche to me, no? Underaged sex is illegal. PERIOD.

Is that phrase clear enough? Or is it just you who couldn't be bothered and thinks that's bullshit? For I, I support underaged sex ya'll. It's cool. It's fun. Everyone wants that pleasure. Who don't?

Anyway, let's get to my point here. Part 3 of D'Most Ridiculous Sex Video Ever coming up people.

Get ready! Be ready! Strip yourself and hop onto your couch and let's enjoy.

But first thing first. This video you're about to watch is rated 18 years and above only. Anything below, you jolly well fuck off. I know I support underaged sex but hey, not for things like this.

Click this one if I you think I'm your next Singapore's Male Bitch

REPEAT AFTER ME NOW: UNDERAGED SEX IS FUN!!!!!

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Sex