The Boys In Search Of Condoms

The Mission: SAFE SHOPPING

Why boys are afraid to buy condoms on their own? Why do they need to feel embarrass and kinda shy just to get condoms?

I felt that most boys are not men enough and why? According to friends and aliens I've surveyed told me they are shy. Period. Shy?!!?? I was surprised of course and I just wonder where are their balls. I mean, you know you want to have sex on your own like, fucking yourself with your banana-sized penises and you could still say you're shy to me? That explains why I'm more manly than your father, no?

Anyway, here are some of my personal views which I can think of right now ya'll.


Getting myself a condom at a shop

"I didn't find it embarrassing at all really. The thought of it was more scary than actually doing it. All you have to do is, walk into the shop, kept telling yourself it is perfectly normal, pick up the condoms off the shelf and take them to the till. So what if the cashier or whoever stares at you a bit?"


Now, over the internet

"I think it is very easy and not embarrassing. The problem with this is, I'm a bit worried about how they packaged them up. If I'm right, they go in a plain envelope and the postman would be none the wiser. They are right. If you've got a credit card this is a really easy way to get condoms."


At a person's clinic

"I think it is an easy way to get condoms here. However, the not so good thing is, clinics only have condoms with spermicides ya'll. It don't do good to your girldfriend who thinks she is allergic to spermicides. But overall I think it is good.

Take note, you can get condoms without spermicide at most large chemists."


Vending machine

"Okay, this is something I came out on my own fresh from my ass. If there are vending machines that dispense condoms (if there are here), please for life of god, do not ever try to make a queue for condoms out there. It's just embarrassing. Who don't? I might be laugh at or something. It's like you're announcing that you're having sex, no? But hey, you can still wait until there's no one around."


Anyway, if you think you're still shy after all I've said, you might want to try getting them from a big supermarket where you can buy lots of other stuff like magazines and chocolate at the same time.

And if you're poor or cheapy, go to a clinic where you can get free condoms even if you're under 16. The people who work there won't judge you. They'll be pleased you're taking responsibility for your body.

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