What Your Girlfriend Might Be Thinking When Having Sex For First Time?

Having sex for the first time evar is definitely one hella of a bigg deal for both of you. Here's a list which your girlfriend might be thinking about.

Feel the love

Duh, every girls want their first time to be with anybody they love, care about and trust. They want to take things slowly and develop a really close bond before they get physical.

Getting naked

Being naked for the first time in front of someone they really love is like d'most scariest thang evar for some, no? Did you evar know that they are worries about what you will think when you see them with no clothes on.

Fear of pregnancy

Okay. This is common sense alright. Anywho under 18 obviously don't want to get pregnant. Carrying a condom will probably make you more attractive to the opposite sex because it shows respect, that you're not taking anything for granted and that you're a responsible kind of lad. Who'd have thought a simple rubber could do all that for you?! Look, a simple rubber of just 6 inch in length could protect girls. How cool can that be?

That condom moment

If you're the jerk who don't even know how to put on condom to your banana-sized penis, please, please, please and please for life of god, do yourself a big favour. Take a bloody few minutes to get some practice in by putting a condom on down to a fine art!! Don't embarasse the girls.

Foreplay

Sex is often a very emotional experience for a girl? Oh well, say what you want because I don't think that's halfway true ya'll. I call that bullshit. For this one, I suggest you boys not to take the time to ask your girlfriend what she likes and why. It's a waste of time. Time is precious, remember? Be in control whenever you're on the bed -- spend time kissing and cuddling and rush into anything you feel right.

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