BREAST Talk

Men always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children. The way they react is like they have never seen them before.

Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Ma'am, I'm in charge here. =)

I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? But how true?

I don't know if it's true lar but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in any way I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnay ya'll.

Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. Their buddies always talk about it. Cleaners talk about it. NS men usually talks about it BECAUSE they do not have any life right there. Construction workers also talks about it too. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and they got themselves one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell. Right right right?????

You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

Hey, at least it feels good for ladies -- only when these idiots lick your breasts.

Oh weeeee. =)))

Labels: Open Discussion, Sex, Views