Important Note For All

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

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And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
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Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"
Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

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