Courtney Love
Hello north boob, hello south boob. Shoot, aren't they far apart to you? Iyerrrr...



Kate Beckinsale
See what I meant? One bap lives in the north and the other in the south looks kinda weird. So not a good look, ma'am.



Ivanka Trump
A super-rich girl and another super-rubbish wap job. Loving the look? Fear not! Why not cut a (small) tangerine into two halves and sellotape them onto your chest? Bingo!

Xtina Aguilera
Even the unwelcome sight of her mis-shapen, saggy hooters cannot dampen her orange loveliness eh, no? Oh well, she made me sing that song ya'll. "I am beeeoootiful, no matter what they say... yadda yadda yadda" Of course you are, Xtina.

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THE NOT SO EXCITING FOR ME. NOT SURE ABOUT YOU

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. THIS IS R30 (not nc16, m18 or even r21) PORN SICK!!

TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND DO NOT EXHALE.

Lolo Ferrari
Poor old Lolopops. Hahha. Oh fuck, she is a a proud owner of the world's largest pair of breasts ya'll. But but but, she's already dead. How sad?

Now what you think? Aren't they hotuff? Hahahaha. Shoot, I died. I died. I died. I died!!!! Here's a tip which I think might help you (ladies or guyes) if you wish to get a boob job.

1) Think again if you want to get a fake boobs.

2) Ask yourself damn self how big and how extremely fake ya'll want it to be.

3) NEVER and I mean really NEVER try to get a big, enourmous boob that your body couldn't lift (like that of LOLO). If not, it will look extremely extremely weird. If you bumped onto me in town, don't be afraid to hear my comment. I will scream,

"Fuck, that bitch has a boob of a shrek!!!!"

Labels: Bitching, Boobs, Celebrity, Ladies, Rich

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 11/04/2007