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    11/14/2008
    Rihanna Was Pissed When Her Microphone Didn't Work

    Just a lil update. I have decided not to publish all videos in a post because find it messy for some reason. So, I urge you (Rihanna fans and fanatics out there) to click on my youtube and subscribe or whatever ok. I love you all.

    And another thang, I have upload Disturbia. Fast forward the clip to 1:03 and look how fucking pissed Rihanna was yesternight. Her microphone didn't work! And it happened on the opening song. To think, the technical crew assholes didn't have a spare "working" microphone ready in hand. This is interesting. How prepared is that? How fucking ready are our crews in dealing situation like this? Rihanna was pissed. The fanatics jeered. This is a disgrace people.

    And worse!! Rihanna herself had to go down the stage and get a microphone herself! This is so not professional. Fuck the organisers, the technical crews and everyone who work together so hard to ensure this concert went smooth which in fact, it did not.

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    *MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PUHLEASE

    As promised, videos are being uploaded. And this post will be kept updated till all videos are up for you to watch... You know I'm a kind bitch, yes??

    Pardon me for the poor audio quality ok.. No no! Why do you complain when you didn't even make an effort to go there and watch Rihanna yourself?

    Nevermind. It's up to you to watch it =))

    DISTURBIA


    Unfaithful


    She end her performance with
    Umbrella

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    Posted on 11/14/2008



    9/07/2008
    Paparazzied Out Of Nowhere

    All along I've been bombarded with lotsa hate remarks -- be it online, streets, malls, college, anywhere. My personal life has been breached without my consent. And recently (ok not that "recent" la), I've been paparazzied. Who would have thought, eh??

    Anyways, let's puhhlay compare, shall we??

    foto courtesy: Bryanboy.com




    THANK GOD THAT THEY DIDN'T ROB ME OF MY VIRGINITY!! PHEWW

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    Posted on 9/07/2008



    7/30/2008
    Featured In STOMP: Singapore's Only Male PussyCat Dolls

    Wassupp hommies!!

    I have a great news to share now. Yes, right now at this hour. I know it's super late and everyone NEEDS to sleep. Everyone has got plans tomorrow morning. Everyone has this and that. Oh shut up!

    I don't care and why? Ya'll know I have a poor memory and I tend to forget things easily, yes? So why not I blog about it right now before I forget. This is a life threatening situation. Well at least, to me lah.

    Anyhoo, have ya'll heard about Voguelicious Boys before?
    Have any of your friends talk about them or even gossip about them? What about attending to their hot sizzling shows before? Oh come on, you don't have to think. It's obvious. I'm talking about the boys with their trademark outfit (Booty Short). That's right. They are not just the Voguelicious Boys. However, they are also known as Singapore's Only Male Bitch PussyCat Dolls by many. Amazing, eh?

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    Now let's get to the point, shall we??
    I know everyone is a fan of STOMP.

    Why not proceed to stomp right now and lookiee lookiee at
    "STOMP'S TOP 8 MUST-SEE".
    (click photo to directly proceed to see PCD)




    picture courtesy of STOMP.SG

    What are your reactions like?
    ** "You've got to be kidding!!"
    ** "Oh my lord!!!!!"
    ** "Damn, Voguelicious Is Featured On The Main Page Some more"


    I told ya. This is not a lie.

    Sign up as a member now (if you don't have any) and start commenting like you own the world , bitches!

    Anyways, for fun sake, click on your favourite color below and post a comment. It's that simple =))
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    Posted on 7/30/2008



    7/23/2008
    Pictorials

    Alright. I know I have not bee updating this fabulous blog of mine for some reasons. As you all know, my schedule is pretty tight.

    Friday - Tantric bar and PLAY club
    Saturday - Sleep and rest
    Sunday - ST JAMES Powerhouse
    Monday - Sleep and rest
    Tuesday to Thursday - Town/Window Show. Perhaps, those are the days that I can't be bothered with ya'll!! Hahaha

    Anyway I have like, say, 1000 over photos to put up. However, I can only upload SOME. So mother fuckers, suck a lollipop while you're looking at them okay.

    3.0 MEGAPIXELS SHOT










    8.0 MEGAPIXELS SHOT ONWARDS




    ST JAMES POWERHOUSE







    That's all for now bitches...
    MORRRRE PICTORIALS COMING UP!!!!!

    Stay tune hunneys.

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    By the way, please by all means spend a quarter minute of your time voting for meh ya'll.. You know I love you more than my mom. So vote.

    http://sg-blogawards.blogspot.com/2008/07/best-asian-blog.html

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    Posted on 7/23/2008



    7/02/2008
    Is Dawn Yang Smart?

    Are all bloggers talented and smart people?
    I don't think so and why? As we all already know, not all humans are born with natural talents. Not all humans are born perfect, okay.

    No, I'm not insulting you in anyway, hunney. But face it. If you're dumb and untalented at the time, you still have to accept the facts..

    AND TODAY, ALLOW ME TO USE DAWN YANG AS A HORRENDOUS EXAMPLE, okay.
    (Sorry Dawn, I had to use you to discuss some major issue with everyone, here!)

    As ya'll already know, Dawn Yang is sooo pretty but fake (even Xiaxue claimed so). She hide herself and her real beauty with plastics all over and tried so hard to project an image of "A" professional businesswoman but then it didn't help alot. Unfortunately, turned out to be a partay whore (I love partay whores!!).. She thinks she's Paris Hilton. NO WAY!

    So why plastic surgeries? This is what I don't understand.
    (I maybe right and I maybe wrong somewhere. But who fucking cares!)

    (1) She hate god's creation. Face-lift is the best thang ever for her.
    (2) She's too obsess with herself like some horny-sex-maniacs looking for a "ONE NIGHT STAND".
    (3) Perhaps, she don't know what the heck is "SAVE THE EARTH" really means.
    ("PLASTIC" surgeries.. My teacher taught me to reduce/reuse/recycle plastic bottles when I was in high school before.) I presume everyone knows that, yes? Even aunties from NTUC knows it too.

    The million dollar question is, is Dawn Yang smart/talented?
    Hahahaha. Point number three explains it all people!!!!!! *Sniggers. Jk

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    Oh well. This is my art taken from my Lasalle's Portfolio!!



    I am a talented blogger and ya'll better stop calling me a stupid fag like you think I AM in the first place. Bye bitch! =)

    p/ssss: Look around you and ask yourself if your friend (who blogs) are DUMB before going around and tell me I'm one. Dawn Yang already proof that she's dumb. So what now? =)

    pppp/sss: WHATEVER IT IS, I LOVE DAWN YANG BECAUSE SHE HAD PROOF TO ME THAT PLASTIC ROCKS!!!!!!

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    Posted on 7/02/2008



    6/28/2008
    Famous Through Blogging

    You want to be famous like Xiaxue and earn alot of money?

    *** CREATE CONTROVERSIES ***

    By ensuring that you're constantly lying and do your best to ruin everyone.










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    A short blog post for everyone which really make sense.
    >>NANG IT<<
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    Posted on 6/28/2008



    5/23/2008
    I Am Entertaining

    I don't get it when people simply call me a retard in the first place. I just don't! So let me ask you. How in the fuck would you know you're the fucking retarded one!

    So anyway, if you think I shouldn't have use swear words often in my space (not "MYSPACE"), go somewhere else which you can get your butt scrub for free and entertain you at the same time! Sorry, I don't do butt scrubbing for your information. Your butt is sooo disgusting and sooo gay.

    I know what I'm doing. I like to curse and swear! If anywhoo thinks I'm not allowed to curse, think again okay. This is freedom of speech and I'm being honest. If I'm force not to use curse words right here, I'd rather stop blogging for the rest of my life and why? That's not freedom of expression and that's not freedom at all. You know, I can't imagine thinking freely and being creative but having to think before I speak and still being entertaining. It's like you people just don't like the way I use swear words but still come over to my space to see what I have been up to because you know I am entertaining! You just can't stop visiting me, don't you? I know it's addictive.

    And ya'll know what, I like my rights to say the word "FUCK". I don't need your suggestions to change my world. It's complete bullcrap, yes? I mean, you guys don't want to see my blog if I can't curse, right? You guys want to see it real and that's what I'm going to give you. =)

    BYE BITCH! =)

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    Posted on 5/23/2008



    5/14/2008
    After Party

    I'm not in any mood to blog today. First, as we all already know, I lost my cellphone in a SHOPPING CENTRE around Orchard just yesterday in a cubicle before attending iTalenstar Event as a guest. Who would have thought Fauzi is super careless, eh? Whatever.

    Not knowing my friend's contact worries me alot. For your information, I don't memorise everyones' contact and that includes my mom's. How fantastic!

    Okay rambling aside and let's talk about yesterday's event, shall we?

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    The "REFRESHMENT" part:
    Guys, I ate ten delicious brownies yesterday! Crazy as it may sound to you, I swear I ate alot. I ate 5 slices of Hawaiian pizza, 4 popiah roll and 4 mini sandwiches in all. I don't even care to know how much calories I've gained altogether! I don't want to freak myself up. But hey, I did avoid rice though. The fried rice was super tempting. But I did managed to stay a distance away from it. Hahahahahaha. Now I see badunkadunk(s) playing around my tummy.

    We all know I'm scared of gaining weight. I'm scared of being fat and I don't want to bloat myself when I eat! You know, when I got bloated, it kinda make me depress.

    BLOATING = FATTENING YOURSELF??
    I think differently. I know.

    I died halfway through the event and I kept quiet throughout because my tummy got bloated for no reasons. This is why I don't understand.

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    PHOTO SHOOTS:
    This is the best moment -- after party! I took photos with Natasha Monks, Kash (region winner of iTalentstar 2008) and some others with my ugly face and god knows if it's going to turn out great. But whatev. Photos are for memoirs. I don't consider it a model shot or whatever. I just don't think that way, okay.

    So after that, satisfying myself again with a few more brownies and back to photo shoots...

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    FAMILIAR FACES:
    I saw some celebrities/familiar faces at the scene (??) itself!

    Ju-Len
    (Stomp's Celebrity Blogger)
    *************
    Natasha Monks
    (Model, Principal Host of iTalentstar, Brand Consultant) and her frenzie bestfriend (I assume),
    *************
    Paula Taylor
    (Actress, VJ, Model)
    *************
    Kash
    (region winner of iTalenstar)
    **************
    Fauzi Rassull

    (male bitch, dietitian, blogger)
    **************
    Adrian Yap

    (Amazing Race Asia Contestant)
    **************
    Clarence Lee

    (Celebrity Make-Up Artist)

    and yadda yadda yadda yadda whatever whatever whatever.......

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    Today will definitely be another long day/night!
    I'm invited to watch BROADWAY BENG 3 the musical, remember?

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    Posted on 5/14/2008



    5/08/2008
    RE: Perez Hilton

    Mom, I was at Perez's earlier and one of his post really really caught my eye -- about a man who had more than 100 shotguns pellet drilled on every parts of his body.
    Here is an open letter to dear Mr Spokesman.
    Mistaking a man for a turkey? Haha. Who would have thought god almighty have them born with a pair of eyes placed at the butt, eh? Very very unfortunate.

    With that being said, it's guiness world book of records for that poor man!

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    Posted on 5/08/2008



    5/06/2008
    All The Way From America: Michael Buckley

    I am surprise that Michael Buckley (from What The Buck Show) came over to leave his comment. I had a sudden heart attack and I am serious. Hahaha

    Take not, the alien that had commented me MAY/MAY NOT be the real Buck. He could've been an imposter from nowhere.
    So anyway, even if Buck isn't a comedian, he is still an entertainer to everyone on Youtube/Media or what shit, yes? A comedian is also considered as an entertainer if he don't know. Whatever he is anyway. All the stuff he does really is annoying and irritating. PERIOD

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    Posted on 5/06/2008



    Youtube Sensation

    It's 10:23am in this fabulous Singapore and thank goodness I was awaken by the sound of that bloody garbage truck. You know, I have so many things to complete. In other words, I'm a busy man. But I always find a time to blog.

    So anyway, I love to bitch. Everyone knows that, yes? There is something I want ya'll to know. I've always been a fan of Chris Crocker for his goddamn shits. His crap is always a good point. He manage to grab everyone's attention with a snap. He knows what he is doing. He is honest and a true girl indeed.

    And there's also a famous comedian on youtube based in America. Have anyone heard about NigaHiga whatever his name? I love his videos so much. Who would have thought a young lad like him is able to produce a short and simple video and at the same time, make it a funny one, eh? I would rate him 9 out of 10 for being the best and hilarious comedian evar on youtube. He is a smart ass and creative. I love it. I really do.


    However, Buck (from What The Buck Show) has failed to impress me ya'll. He fails to make me laugh like NigaHiga do. Please don't get me wrong. I respect everyones work okay. The problem with Buck is, he tried sooooo hard to make his video funnay and in the end, it turn out annoying to the ears and pretty intimidating for some reasons. Being a comedian, you don't have to act like one. Be natural is enough. You don't have to exaggerate like what Buck did. A comedian does not have to be irritating. Get it???

    Click! Click! Click!
    Buck act like a boogeyman out of nowhere. I pity Buck's audience alot. How on earth Buck is a good entertainer? Tell me. That's bullcrap for all I care.

    HE IS A STUPID BITCH FROM PLANET JUPITER OF SOME SORT!

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    5/03/2008
    Am I Your WANNABE Blogger? DAWN YANG Is!

    By any chance if you think my blog bores you, get a diet coke ready before hand okay, hunney. I don't understand why you bother so much about it. If you think it bores you in the first place, you shouldn't continue reading. Stay away from here. If you think you can't leave here without giving me a negative remarks, you can do so at the tagboard. Have it done quick and go off. If you like it profanity, I mean, FUCK OFF! Just say whatever you want. Nobody stops you. You can call it "freedom of speech" whatever suits you.

    I cannot deny that I blog mainly on one thang here. As we all already know, this is a blog that talks about ME and ME being/wanting to be THIN! This is not a fashion blog. This is not a blog where I grief about someone's death. Worse, I do not blog about relationship here because I feel it is not appropriate for some reasons okay. And have you came across a post where I talk about your family? No, I have not because your family does not really concern me in anyway. Duh! If anywhoo from your family dies, WHO CARES! Let them die.

    Back on. How in the world can you aliens compare me with some other celebrities. How can you compare me with other international bloggers? Think again! You have a brain that works, don't you? Use it, bloody idiots.

    Let me repeat this once again for all.

    I am NOT Xiaxue.
    **She blogs about her boyfriend every now and then, travelling stuff or whatever.

    I am NOT Perez Hilton.
    **This bigass blogger blogs about JUICY GOSSIPS (he assume that).

    I am NOT Bryanboy.
    A blog filled with luxurious fashion stuff. A fashionista?

    The point is, THEY BLOG/WHINE ON ONE THANG AS WELL. This is what I call a blog that has a theme to it. A THEME! Get it?

    Who are you kidding?

    So anyway, it's weird to be compared with either one of those. Just for the record, I don't label myself as either one of them bitches okay. It's YOU people who said it. Perhaps, a compliment or a sarcastic remark? Whatever, it is still a compliment to me in some way.

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    And other important issue which I somehow think is really crucial which I have to say it now. Did you know that this is the first evar a lunatic proudly labelled me "A THINSPO-WANNABE". Wow! A wannabe? First, you assholes have the nerve to compare me and my blog with Xiaxue's, Perez Hilton's and even Bryanboy's and what now? A Thinspo-Wannabe, huh?

    Let me explain okay. A wannabe is some sort like a poseur. A wannabe is like, Dawn Yang! Everyone knows she is a typical cheenafied chinese before, yes? After she had gone through major plastic surgeries, face lift, face renovation or whatever, out of the blue, she look like one hell of an alien out of nowhere. She now assume herself as a Eurasian babe (that's after the surgeries). But in real fact, she is a Chinese -- a pure chinese (from mainland China). That is a wannabe okay! She is one anyway!

    Me, a thinspo-wannabe? Is that a joke? A thinspo-wannabe is referring to people of a bigger size who acts like h/she is thin when in actual fact, h/she is not. In other word, DELUSIONAL. Yes, I am fat with waist 26inch. And I have to let you know, I don't suit the title, "Thinspo Wannabe". It's super unglamourous in today's media ya'll.

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    Posted on 5/03/2008



    4/21/2008
    OVEREXPOSED Blogger

    In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with starving killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.

    Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.

    People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVEREXPOSED bony wo/men in today's media -- Nicole the Pole, Paris the Fatless Chick and Bryanboy the thinspo.

    We are jealous of them. Of course! Hammer your head now and think again okay. Who in this world want our badunkadunk be seen? It's stupid. It's just stupid.

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    Posted on 4/21/2008



    1/09/2008
    CH 8 Stars Are Human. No Extra Attention Needed At Funeral

    All of us knew by now that MC King passed away, no? And I understood that nearly 500 people gathered at his Kallang home at noon for a grand send-off.

    So who actually (500 people) attended his funeral apart from family members, celebrities yadda yadda yadda?

    Absolutely right. The crowd also included residents who popped down from their flats, and even people who came from as far as Woodlands, Sengkang and Jurong.

    So why did people (basically to those who were unrelated to MC King) came to his funeral for?

    They say: "Duh, to pay their respect yadda yadda yadda".

    Well as for me, I don't think everyone came over to pay their respect. I mean, some were there to gawk at Mediacorp stars. It's obvious. No doubt about that ya'll.
    This is Singapore ya'll. Singaporeans are a bunch of a... a busybodies!! They are a bunch of fanatics and also typical people, not? I have nothing else to say about them for being tooooooo Singaporean. It is just ridiculous.

    And what I found from sources (online and so for), one lady actually said:

    "For this type of occasion, it's really the more the merrier because you want a good send-off"

    What the hell?!!??? The more the merrier?? That's absurd. She could have just say it without thinking for that part. And and and, who were she referring to? To the people who paid their respect or to fanatics/typical assholes who gawked at Mediacorp stars?

    Now repeat after me: MEDIACORP STARS ARE HUMAN AS WELL. WE DON'T HAVE TO GAWK AT THEM LIKE WE NEVER SEEN HUMANS BEFORE.

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    Posted on 1/09/2008



    1/08/2008
    No Rehab For Me, Pleaseeeee

    Fuck shit. Mom tried to make me go to rehab, and I said "Statistics Show that That's Not Always Effective". Hahaha. Which organization is more useless: FEMA, or the Promises Rehab Clinic in Malibu? Before you pretend to answer which I know you will, please watch Hyla Matthews' latest Alternatives to Rehab. Mom, look at this. Play it! Play it! Play it! Hahaha.


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    Posted on 1/08/2008



    1/07/2008
    Charice Pempengco Video Galore




    You see, I'm all for young talent. I love to see how young people begin their journey to stardom. It's just cool and it does inspire everyone, no?

    Take Charice Pempengco for example. She is only 15 and she is already popular around youtube here and there. She got a special invitation to Ellen show last December yadda yadda yadda. Is it cool or what? She love singing like I love blogging. So yeah, no time to talk about it. Charice Pempengco for president ya'll.

    And now for entertainment. Only the best are posted here people.

    Sang On Ellen Degeneres Show


    Singing "I Will Survive"

    Singing "Stand Up For Love"


    Singing "Listen"


    Her Live Performance


    Singing "I Will Always Love You and "When You Believe"
    Lani, a singer of nowhere joined in, in between. What the hell.

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 1/07/2008



    1/04/2008
    R. Kelly Child-Pornography Trial

    After years of delays, R. Kelly's child-pornography case will finally commence on May 9 ya'll. The trial was postponed as scheduled because the lead prosecutor had recently given birth.

    The Kelly case has dragged on for five years without a trial and originated with 14 counts of child pornography filed against him in 2002 for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an allegedly underage girl. Kelly who is 40, has pleaded not guilty to the charges and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Cool shit, no?

    What is the problem with all hollywood celebs? Can we say, they are despo? I hope it's a "YESSSSSS"

    Anyway, we've been hearing similar news like this (could be other things) quite frequent. Don't you think so?

    First we have, Michael Jackson's case.
    Followed by Mario Velasquez masturbating at a public toilet yadda yadda.
    Next, it was someone else which I totally forgot the name and now it's R.Kelly.

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    Posted on 1/04/2008



    1/01/2008
    Fake Versus The Real Boobs: My Thought

    Do men find these fake boobs attractive? What is the desire to touch a fake breast filled with a saline bag? Does the thrill of the fantasy override the reality of bolted-on breasts without a natural cleavage line?

    Now what women thinks about having fake boobs? Do women find the false enlargement attractive as well or whartnot? Are some natural breasted women envious of artificial mammary glands?

    I don't know what your thoughts are but for me personally, why in the world people who claim they are content with the way they are, criticize or obsess over what other people do? I mean, really, shouldn’t one just “mind their own?” I don’t doubt that you’re not some fat ugly cow but come on, if you are as happy and centered as you state you would naturally care less what anyone outside of your family sphere does. It wouldn’t stick in your craw. You are judging other people for having “superficial standards” but I find that people who are carefree and happy could really care less about the way others choose to live their life. They might comment and then they shrug it off and move on. The expression “to each their own” is something they truly live by.

    Then again, those who do the opposite usually come from a place of smug self righteous superiority. Sort of like extreme Christians for me.

    They will probably figure out a surgery to give you your virginity back so you can “fix” that too.

    I think fake boobs are great… They are all beautiful, intelligent, professional women who certainly don’t lack self esteem or confidence. I think many of the boob job “haters” are just lonely frustrated, unattractive feminists or lesbians with hairy underarms and legs. Of course I’m exaggerating, but I’m probably not too far off the mark.

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    Posted on 1/01/2008



    12/29/2007
    Anyone Thinks Jamie Lynn Spears Made The Right Decision?

    Abort the baby??? Kill the baby?

    Looks like everyone seems to have something to talk about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy: people like you, residents in her hometown, celebrities, and well of course, me myself and I. Now even a presidential candidate is voicing his view on the news. I mean who wouldn't. News about her pregnancy is hell juicy freshed from your arsehole ya'll.

    Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is going to keep the child. Who thinks she made the right decision, a good decision? I don't know about you but I think having a child at her age is so uncool. It's weird. Don't you think so? Oh well, I respect and appreciate her decision. I can't do anything about it.

    No don't get me wrong. I'm not going to condemn her just because I'm one of those Britney fans from other part of Asia who knows nothing about Hollywood and stuff. But I'm not dumb like you think I am. Look who's speaking honey.

    Anyway, I hope it is not an encouragement or whatever to other 16-year-old whores out there who thinks that is the best course of action -- to keep a child at a young age like Jamie herself.

    But at the same time, I kinda think it is a tragedy when a 16-year-old is not really prepared for all the responsibilities that ought to be taken like other adults. Poor child. And I'm saying this not for the fun of it but from all the friends and enemies around me who have came across sucha similar situation like her. So ya'll, take note, be responsible for your action. Do not give your mama lots of trouble. Get it, no? Up to you to decide....

    For the fun of it, maybe Chris Crocker would want to create a video to warn people out there like me to shut up and stay away from all the Spears's issues.

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/29/2007



    12/27/2007
    Youtubers Labelled Jaclyn Victor A Slut? Think Again.

    What it feels like to call people names? I don't know about you but to me, calling people names is the most rude thing evar, no? Perhaps, some does it for fun while others does it when they hate someone to the core. Maybe that's just natural for some of us.

    I was on youtube earlier and I don't know for whatever reason, I just hate the way pinoys post comments on celebrities. No, please don't get me wrong. Everyone is free to post their views. That is what commenting is all about. But what if someone or anywho uses the commenting box for the purpose of insulting people? I've came across this similar thing almost everywhere.

    I know some of us hate Jaclyn Victor. People just hate the way she sing. Her voice is just annoying to the ear yadda yadda. She looks like a nincompoop whatever. However, I have to disagree with Filipinos who thinks that way and why?

    Duh, she sang pretty well. I don't know how good and how perfect pinoys want a singer to sing a song. Even Celine Dion got criticized by them because they thought Regine Velasquez was hella better than her. I scream "BE LOGICAL!!!!"

    I mean seriously. Filipinos are just bunch of dimshits who are obviously complacent that their oh so filthy country are full of talented people-cum-singers. Now President Bush, do you care much because I don't think I am sir.

    Anyway, I don't want to dwell on it further ya'll. Accompany me on a couch watching Jaclyn Victor's bestest performance ever!!!








    So, who hate her still? Oh honey, you better fuck yourself =)

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    Posted on 12/27/2007