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    2/01/2008
    I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

    I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

    Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

    I have no comments. You're just sick.

    Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

    No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.


    p/s: Is that machine for sale???

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    Posted on 2/01/2008



    1/30/2008
    Lick That Pussy, Edison. Lick It

    This is sooo fun. Get those exposed pictures. Search for them at every corner of the webpage now ya'll. Those pictures are sure for visual orgasm only.

    Okay. Edison love licking pussy, no? Those pictures tells us all ya'll.


    There's more more: >> CLICK CLICK CLICK




    Anywho love sex scandal? I do. PERIOD.
    Oh, censorship is never in my dictionary ok when you step into this Male Bitch blog ya'll.



    For more: CLICK CLICK CLICK

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    Posted on 1/30/2008



    1/28/2008
    Rihanna Got Naked

    Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that?
    If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.

    ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella..

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    Posted on 1/28/2008



    1/23/2008
    Exposing Your Cleavage Is NOT Necessary

    It's becoming a new trend for young teens to wear low cut tops exposing their cleavage. Is it really necessary? Do they think people will appreciate them better for exposing themselves? The worse part is when this bitch upload pictures of their cleavage onto their friendster/myspace/facebook whatever. Like they say, "a bunch of wannabes"!!!

    What is that for? I don't know about you but I think uploading yourself with low cuts esposing your cleavage is like selling yourself on the net for free. Oh perhaps, you're telling us to come to you and fuck you hard because you're horny. Seriously, no one cares about you and your cleavage. God knows if they are real.

    Anyway can we please cut down on the homo remarks, can? I happen to respect woman that respect themselves by covering up.

    If a woman has little else to show other than her body, it means she is telling the world she is a dumbfuck and proved of it. If a woman is showing her cleavage to manipulate, again it isn't very ladylike of her.

    I cannot see how this trend is respectful towards a woman as an individual. Did you know that if a woman was dressed this way on the streets of New York 70 over years ago, she was either considered a prostitute or mentally incapacitated? I know you girls don't because ya'll like me, living in our own world. Ya'll want to be a prostitutes. You girls are sooo cheap. You girls are cunts.

    Anyway, what has this fashion come to? Why do woman have to be looked down upon because they want people to think of them as sex objects? A woman is beautiful not because of her cleavage, not because she has bald pussy, not because she has gorgeous pair eyes. It's all because of character, personality and ladylikeness. Better underdtand this.


    Next update: Pictures of young teen girls with their cleavage exposed. Stay tuned. They want attention, no? This is for them.

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    Posted on 1/23/2008



    1/19/2008
    Men Always Took Advantage Of Ladies And Why?

    Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

    Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

    Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

    Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.

    Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?

    I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? How true is it?

    I don't know if it's true but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfeed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

    So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in anyway I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnae ya'll.

    Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and he's got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

    Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

    You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

    Hey, at least it feels good for them, ladies, when these idiots lick your breasts.


    p/s: The old post is new again ya'll.

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    Posted on 1/19/2008



    1/13/2008
    Gear Stick Is The New Dildo. How It Works? (Video)

    I don't know about you girls. Is this the new "dildo" or what? Tell me tell me. I'm calling all of you girls out there to tell me right now in anyway possible. This is probably one of the most ridiculous thang I've evarrrr seen. You might laugh but hey, this is hot...... not!!!

    I hope ya'll could differentiate which is which alright. No extra spectacles, contact lens or magnifying glasses needed. It's pretty obvious, duh!
    You probably might be wondering how gear stick actually works.
    Here is the guide ya'll:

    If you want to learn, understand more on how gear stick works, click your wayyyy to heaven

    Hahaha. I couldn't stop laughing my butt off ya'll.
    If you think you're the poorer among the poorest and think that dildo is far too ex (pricey) for you, go to your car and borrow car gear stick.


    Which is better?
    Dildo (sell at pharmaceutical store) or....
    Gear Stick (sell at Automotive place whatever that means)???

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    Posted on 1/13/2008



    1/10/2008
    Sex Inside Public Bus? Is it Cool Or What? (Safe For Work?)

    And now for entertainment sake. I was browsing through some website earlier and I came across this. Everyone knows I love to share what I've got with you all, no? The last time we saw was on the road, no?

    Anyway, I swear to you this is gotta be one hella cool action EVAR. No, it's not because it was directed in the bus. It's because I found it quite amazing when people actually put their hands together at the "END" part. Yes, it's applause for you dimwits/idiots. I don't know if they were celebrating a birthday thing or were they forced to clap both their shits together?

    Get your cute butt in if you think your age is somewhere mine, 18? 19? 20++++?

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    Posted on 1/10/2008



    1/06/2008
    Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

    I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

    So let's get to the point, shall we?

    Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

    You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

    Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

    pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

    Tell me tell me ya'll.

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    Posted on 1/06/2008



    1/05/2008
    Man Just Love It, Women Suffers (My Thoughts)

    Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

    Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

    Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

    Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.

    Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?

    I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? How true is it?

    I don't know if it's true but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfeed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

    So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in anyway I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnae ya'll.

    Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and he's got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

    Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

    You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

    Hey, at least it feels good for them, ladies, when these idiots suck on your breasts.

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    Posted on 1/05/2008



    1/01/2008
    Fake Versus The Real Boobs: My Thought

    Do men find these fake boobs attractive? What is the desire to touch a fake breast filled with a saline bag? Does the thrill of the fantasy override the reality of bolted-on breasts without a natural cleavage line?

    Now what women thinks about having fake boobs? Do women find the false enlargement attractive as well or whartnot? Are some natural breasted women envious of artificial mammary glands?

    I don't know what your thoughts are but for me personally, why in the world people who claim they are content with the way they are, criticize or obsess over what other people do? I mean, really, shouldn’t one just “mind their own?” I don’t doubt that you’re not some fat ugly cow but come on, if you are as happy and centered as you state you would naturally care less what anyone outside of your family sphere does. It wouldn’t stick in your craw. You are judging other people for having “superficial standards” but I find that people who are carefree and happy could really care less about the way others choose to live their life. They might comment and then they shrug it off and move on. The expression “to each their own” is something they truly live by.

    Then again, those who do the opposite usually come from a place of smug self righteous superiority. Sort of like extreme Christians for me.

    They will probably figure out a surgery to give you your virginity back so you can “fix” that too.

    I think fake boobs are great… They are all beautiful, intelligent, professional women who certainly don’t lack self esteem or confidence. I think many of the boob job “haters” are just lonely frustrated, unattractive feminists or lesbians with hairy underarms and legs. Of course I’m exaggerating, but I’m probably not too far off the mark.

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    Posted on 1/01/2008



    12/07/2007
    Sexiest Woman Evar!!!

    So who's the sexiest woman evar in Hollywood??

    Nope it isn't Angelina Jolie
    Neither Paris Hilton
    Or Carmen Electra


    Enough of your stupid guesses ya'll. Pamela Anderson has been crowned “TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever”. Fuck shit! Why is it her? Why oh why?

    I don't about your thoughts but I think she isn't that gorgeous or sexy. Perhaps she was the last time. But now, I hella think she looks kinda old to me and seriously for mother of god, she don't deserve to be crown SEXIEST! What she needs right now is a botox.

    Everything about her is fake. You're lost? Confused?

    Look at her lips. Did you know that Pamela Anderson started out with an awesomely beautiful natural pucker. She has unfortunately given in to pull of lip collagen and now her lips look like they are about to explode. Her top and bottom lips are of the same size which I thought it looks sorta disgusting or weird in a way. Pity, she was once a beauty. Her original lips were much more flattering to her face.

    Yes, she had a breast augmentation and that's why it looks like a balloon which about to explode. Afraid not, breast implant has almost become synonym ya'll.

    "Take note. This post is purely for entertainment purposes. Please do not get offended for those who are fan of PAMELA ANDERSON. Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com".

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    Posted on 12/07/2007



    11/04/2007
    It's BOOBIES Time Ya'll

    Courtney Love
    Hello north boob, hello south boob. Shoot, aren't they far apart to you? Iyerrrr...



    Kate Beckinsale

    See what I meant? One bap lives in the north and the other in the south looks kinda weird. So not a good look, ma'am.



    Ivanka Trump
    A super-rich girl and another super-rubbish wap job. Loving the look? Fear not! Why not cut a (small) tangerine into two halves and sellotape them onto your chest? Bingo!



    Xtina Aguilera
    Even the unwelcome sight of her mis-shapen, saggy hooters cannot dampen her orange loveliness eh, no? Oh well, she made me sing that song ya'll. "I am beeeoootiful, no matter what they say... yadda yadda yadda" Of course you are, Xtina.

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    THE NOT SO EXCITING FOR ME. NOT SURE ABOUT YOU

    DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. THIS IS R30 (not nc16, m18 or even r21) PORN SICK!!

    TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND DO NOT EXHALE.


    Lolo Ferrari
    Poor old Lolopops. Hahha. Oh fuck, she is a a proud owner of the world's largest pair of breasts ya'll. But but but, she's already dead. How sad?



    Now what you think? Aren't they hotuff? Hahahaha. Shoot, I died. I died. I died. I died!!!! Here's a tip which I think might help you (ladies or guyes) if you wish to get a boob job.

    1) Think again if you want to get a fake boobs.

    2) Ask yourself damn self how big and how extremely fake ya'll want it to be.

    3) NEVER and I mean really NEVER try to get a big, enourmous boob that your body couldn't lift (like that of LOLO). If not, it will look extremely extremely weird. If you bumped onto me in town, don't be afraid to hear my comment. I will scream,

    "Fuck, that bitch has a boob of a shrek!!!!"

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    Posted on 11/04/2007