Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

And for the men who want to be me,
And for the ladies who came here to rate me..

Rate me a sexxayyy 10 if you may. I swear I'll bitch more after that, okay. =)
And oh, rate me EVERYDAY. That'll be great. You know I love you, right? Come sex with me!

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Labels: Attention, contest, Fashion, High Fashion, Lad, Media Attention, Model, Super Model, Top Model

Singapore's Ah-Beng. Are They Cool People?

What is Ah Beng? According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda yadda.

Personally, I think Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or a bad sign?

No doubt it's bad. I don't know about you but personally I find that they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll -- worse than a nerd.

What do you think of young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

postscript: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS US OFFFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

What Your Girlfriend Might Be Thinking When Having Sex For First Time?

Having sex for the first time evar is definitely one hella of a bigg deal for both of you. Here's a list which your girlfriend might be thinking about.

Feel the love

Duh, every girls want their first time to be with anybody they love, care about and trust. They want to take things slowly and develop a really close bond before they get physical.

Getting naked

Being naked for the first time in front of someone they really love is like d'most scariest thang evar for some, no? Did you evar know that they are worries about what you will think when you see them with no clothes on.

Fear of pregnancy

Okay. This is common sense alright. Anywho under 18 obviously don't want to get pregnant. Carrying a condom will probably make you more attractive to the opposite sex because it shows respect, that you're not taking anything for granted and that you're a responsible kind of lad. Who'd have thought a simple rubber could do all that for you?! Look, a simple rubber of just 6 inch in length could protect girls. How cool can that be?

That condom moment

If you're the jerk who don't even know how to put on condom to your banana-sized penis, please, please, please and please for life of god, do yourself a big favour. Take a bloody few minutes to get some practice in by putting a condom on down to a fine art!! Don't embarasse the girls.

Foreplay

Sex is often a very emotional experience for a girl? Oh well, say what you want because I don't think that's halfway true ya'll. I call that bullshit. For this one, I suggest you boys not to take the time to ask your girlfriend what she likes and why. It's a waste of time. Time is precious, remember? Be in control whenever you're on the bed -- spend time kissing and cuddling and rush into anything you feel right.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Porn, Sex

Men Always Took Advantage Of Ladies And Why?

Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.

Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?

I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? How true is it?

I don't know if it's true but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfeed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in anyway I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnae ya'll.

Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and he's got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

Hey, at least it feels good for them, ladies, when these idiots lick your breasts.

p/s: The old post is new again ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Rated-21, Sex Scandal

Why Do We Have To Insult Plus-Sized People? We Are All Humans, No?

This whole paragraph was extracted from thedailyrant (UK's website) and what is really wrong with this people? Was that an insult or what? Oh my god. Squeeze me.

We need to swear them and curse them right now. This has got to stop ya'll. How many times should I say we are god's creation unless you're one pathetic alien out of nowhere living in a jungle.

See, Fauzi Rassull is faaaatttttt too, ya'll. Look at those disgusting fats everywhere on me. You better see it right now. I'm fatter than your granny and whoever I'm compared with, I'm still fat. Urghh

Labels: Anorexic, Attention, Bag, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Fat, Fauzi Rassull, Lad, Model, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, Views, Weight

What Is The (Your) Average Penis Size ?

So to ya'll ladies out there, at home or where ever you are right now, here is a little something which I think you should take note.

What is your boyfriend's average penis size?...
This is the question that you ladies want a real answer to. I know you too well. You ladies are one horny bitches.

If you are anything like me the phrase "average penis size" can mean many, many, many different things and leave you feeling confused about the definitive answer to it, no? Looking on-line will make things even more confusing due to the numerous surveys and studies conducted around this issue.

To the average man, penis is, consciously or unconsciously, one of the most important tools in the whole wide world. Who disagree should jolly well lick my toes (all of it). Men discovers it at an early age and completely fascinated by it.

'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Daddy's, look at big brother's, look at our neighbour's, look at those in the men's locker room - and he asks himself if he will be as big as that. Hahaha.

Anyway, for all of us to know, a non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

Keep on masturbating your punani right now as you're reading my blog if you think you're wayyyyyyy below the average dudes.

ppp/sss: Call me if it still didn't work on you.. You need help there.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Sex

What You Think Of Boys Turned Into ''Ah-Bengs''?

Allow me to explain to you the term Ah-Beng before you start to scratch your head. According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda.

Well I personally thought Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or bad?

No doubt it's bad. Who in the world thinks it's good ought to fuck themselve. I don't know about you but personally I thought they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll! Even our local designers like Ashley Hisham or even Hhharry probably die seeing them like that. Well honey, I hate them so much.

So yeah, what's your take on young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life ya'll. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

p/s: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS ME OFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

About Hot Sex...

Hot Sex? It’s what everyone wants… Well that may be the case – but here at Staying Alive, we have to tell you – no matter how hot you are in the bedroom, it doesn’t really count, unless you’re safe with it.

Think about it – have unprotected sex – good while it lasts… Ok, but what about the consequences? You could so easily pick up an STI or even HIV – it just isn’t worth the risk.

Safe sex on the other hand, allows you to be HOT one hundred percent of the time. So if you remember one thing make it this– safe is hot and hot is safe. Staying Alive says so – OK!

This video is safe for work ya'll. Click your ass to watch it people!!!

Extracted from "An MTV Networks International Production © All Rights Reserved"

pp/ss: I found this and kinda think this is useful for those maniacs who likes sex, sex and more sex.

Labels: Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Random, Sex

35 Hottest Guys On The Planet (VIDEO)

Now, I'm doing this because someone out of nowhere sent me an email requesting me to share a video of "35 Hottest Guys on the planet" with you all. ~~Sophie~~ I love you bitches.

And please have a rag in your hand in case you drool over those hotties. Oh and yeah, guys may participate in this as well. We all know, they are everyone's dream to have, no? Whatever.

Anyway, I've got a question for you all. Who would you have sex with out of those 35 heartthrobs?? Answer me through anyway possible.

Next post coming right out shortly: Many will be eliminated and left with only 6 ya'll. Don't be surprise if your favourite aren't on the list. Prepare hot water to ease the stress baby.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Model, Rated-21, Sex

Transsexual/Trannies Bathroom

Should pre-operative transsexuals be required to use the restroooms associated with their biological, anatomical sex or permitted to use the restroom associated with their psychological sex?

For sake of convenience, I am going to stereotype and discuss individuals who were designated as male at birth based on a traditional genital examination, and who are living as a person of the female sex. They are properly refered to as "female" or "she" throughout.

Transsexuals live as females, are dressed as females (in fact, many of them, you will not know that they are actually males), they have no sexual interest in the females who are also in the restroom, the female restroom is where they feel most comfortable, and in fact, is where they believe that they belong. There is evidence suggesting that transsexualism is not a choice but is biological. There individuals believe that they are females trapped in a male body. It is somewhat cruel to require them to use the male restroom. Most of them are also planning on having the operation and are taking hormones. To a certain extent, they are neither gender, though that is clearly impossible, but you understand what I mean.

Hmm...rather than argue the other side, I'll leave it at this right now and check out other responses if I get.
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If you realise, trannies are prettier and sexier compared to real woman, no? And they are super duper rich sluts unlike some woman I've seen (not mentioning names).

Trust me, anywho who bitch about them are simply jealous and can't seem to accept that trannies are rich and to them (big mouth), they are super poor for mother of god.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Botox, Expensive, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Original, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Porn, Real, Rich, Sex

Fauzi Owns It

Anyway, I couldn't really comment on the past events of my so-called life. It has just been so confusing even for my part and on my part. And the more I think about it, the more I couldn't do so, and all the more I do not wish to. So I guess I better leave it at that. I definitely need time to unwind. It is, after all, long since due. And yes, people, there will be time for that. thankyouverymuch.

Tag me if you understand
Tag me if you don't.

Have anyone mention that Fauzi love striking, pains the eye, luminous colour? You bet.

Tell me that you adore me. Wisper to them that I am fabulous. Bye Bitch!!!

Labels: Blog, Celebrity, Colour, Fashion, Fun, Lad, Porn, Real

Marina Square

Time check: 7:22pm
Location: STARBUCKS @ Marina Square

I'm having so much fun alone at Marina Square. Here I am sitting on a comfy couch (at Starbucks) typing with my VAIO notebook, having Choco Frappucino (size: Grande), Peach w/ Strawberry pie as well as chocolately danish. God, I'm gonna gain helluva lots of weight from those pastries. Shoot!

Oh and yeah, I did spent on fashion at Marina Square itself earlier ago. I bought my formal shoes from Pedro and a shirt by Domanchi ya'll. Yes I'm a material bitch whatever you want to call me coz' I don't fucking care.

I love somthing exclusive and something that's different/unique. Oh whatever.

I'm feeling cold and my hamds shivers. Grrrr.
I'm done.

Labels: Fashion, Fun, Lad, Mall, Material, Shopping

Enrique Sings

Oh my god. I died when I heard this lad sing. Seriously, I kinda like the accent (whoa! Fauzi loves accent!) and the way he sing is way bit operatic. Who cares! I thought it's nice.

I don't wanna waste any time here. So boys and girls, play the clip.

Labels: Celebrity, Lad, Video

Hi, I'm KC Housefly! I'm Popular!!

Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?

No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from?

I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?

Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:
No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.
No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.
No.3 : Either you want attention.
(No point getting attention using people's name. You're just making them famous)
No.4 : Either you're paid to does something like that. (I strongly doubt so)
No.5 : Either you're fucking fugly and shy to show your face-pics.

And the list continues further...........
SO, STOP IT.

Yes I know. There are hundreds and could be thousands of these simlilar thing happens but whatev. I saw this one early this morning. Nothing stops me to blog about him. This is so fun, no?

First thing first, let's get to my point. I love to view each and everyone of you people's friendster profile every single day. That proof why you see me online (yes, I love internet) in this cyberspacial world 24hours. Earlier, I woke up and view all those updated profile and also viewed some 2nd degree friends at random. Nobody is gonna believe me but do you know I actually see a similar content at his "about me" column (2nd degree friend) as that of my friend (friendster buddy in my list). I wonder which is which -- the original and the copycat.

Let me show you the exact picture of what I'm saying if you're at the verge of confusion or simply dumb.

Hopefully you understood enough. Oh, DoNeEdeCKy II PPJ is the real. It's obvious, no? Ask him yourself you slut.

Anyway, congrats for being one heckuva copycat (my instinct tells me "'kc is fly is a smart ass and it is undeniable he is one.) You're on google. You're famous. Period.

For those who agrees, let celebrate and sing a song for "'kc is fly ya'll.

This is your nursery rhyme, remember? Sing it.
"Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap yadda yadda yadda....."

Ya'll knew I love to bitch so much. You should already know by now if you come to my blog. That's where the ultimate bitching begins. This is so fun ya'll. If you're hurt or whatev with this post, fuck yourself. I hate apologies and that's it.

Have I mention that "'kc is fly profile should fuck off? Well, he should.

Anyway, you'll realise a change to his profile -- that's because he feels guilty about it. Hahahaha. Doneedecky said to me this through friendster message and he went,

"... omg. that kc guy. gosh, he had sent me comments few times saying that my pics are nice blablabla, but never ask me for a permission for using those words tho, and ur post is soo cool. hah! u are right, Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap, hahaha.."

That's about it. Bye fakers, get a life. I will forever promote you, babe.

Labels: Disgusting, Faux, Friendster, Horrible, Lad, Original

Chris Crocker Is So Gay!!

Chris Crocker Is Love! Work it girl!

Britney's emotionally wrought, #1 fan -- Chris Crocker -- seems to be upstaging even her.

I like that "Gimme More" cause' it borrows the spirit of Madonna's "Vogue". And it seems that Britney is otherwise picking right up in the drama department where now-mature mother Madonna left off, too. I only wish that Britney had been nearly as animated during her VMA performance as Madonna, or even her hysterical YouTube fan Chris Crocker is in defending her.
If you haven't seen this crying fan rant which really scares you (he did) "Leave Britney alone!," here's the video -- threats and all... He needs a sedative.

Shoot! I'm surprised he actually did that. Many thought this lad is sick. I don't know about you but I think Chris Crocker rocked my shit, ya'll!! Am I wrong to say that? Who cares anyway.

To all haters of Chris Crocker, kill yourself ya'll!!!

Labels: Bitching, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Fans, Lad, Video