Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

This blog exist to make you feel horny. And that's what I'm going to do. Let's play pictorial for now. The last time I showered my blog with photos were like 2 months ago and it feels like a year. Can ya'll imagine how absurd my brain works? 2 months and what? A year? Who am I kidding, eh?

Like they say, let the pictures tell the story.

Oh shut up! We all know I'm fat. I don't see the need to hide my fatty patty fat fat badunkadunk. Those pictorials are fresh and real! I don't care. Pictures are deceiving toys, remember??

I love to camwhore alot. It's in my job's blood. I'm a part-time model. Who am I kidding? Don't let me brag because I will. And I am good at it. =)

Labels: Attention, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Porn, Random, Rated-21

Penises And Pussies

Am I jealous? Of course I am. Omg, this dude here is really amazing. A great cartoon artist for life of god ya'll. Who in the world could do this -- turning penis and pussy into some cartoon characters. He's a genius and a smart ass and he knew that. I want to find him. I don't care. I need to.

Trust me, his drawing is for visual orgasm only. Anyone thinks s/he is horny, tell me. I'll provide you with some drugs. I'm for real, dammit.

Compare me with him. I'm a little dumbfuck here people. I admit.

Labels: Cartoon Artist, Penis and Pussy, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video, Views

What Your Girlfriend Might Be Thinking When Having Sex For First Time?

Having sex for the first time evar is definitely one hella of a bigg deal for both of you. Here's a list which your girlfriend might be thinking about.

Feel the love

Duh, every girls want their first time to be with anybody they love, care about and trust. They want to take things slowly and develop a really close bond before they get physical.

Getting naked

Being naked for the first time in front of someone they really love is like d'most scariest thang evar for some, no? Did you evar know that they are worries about what you will think when you see them with no clothes on.

Fear of pregnancy

Okay. This is common sense alright. Anywho under 18 obviously don't want to get pregnant. Carrying a condom will probably make you more attractive to the opposite sex because it shows respect, that you're not taking anything for granted and that you're a responsible kind of lad. Who'd have thought a simple rubber could do all that for you?! Look, a simple rubber of just 6 inch in length could protect girls. How cool can that be?

That condom moment

If you're the jerk who don't even know how to put on condom to your banana-sized penis, please, please, please and please for life of god, do yourself a big favour. Take a bloody few minutes to get some practice in by putting a condom on down to a fine art!! Don't embarasse the girls.

Foreplay

Sex is often a very emotional experience for a girl? Oh well, say what you want because I don't think that's halfway true ya'll. I call that bullshit. For this one, I suggest you boys not to take the time to ask your girlfriend what she likes and why. It's a waste of time. Time is precious, remember? Be in control whenever you're on the bed -- spend time kissing and cuddling and rush into anything you feel right.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Porn, Sex

I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

I have no comments. You're just sick.

Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.

p/s: Is that machine for sale???

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Dildo, Disgusting, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Video, Views

Lick That Pussy, Edison. Lick It

This is sooo fun. Get those exposed pictures. Search for them at every corner of the webpage now ya'll. Those pictures are sure for visual orgasm only.

Okay. Edison love licking pussy, no? Those pictures tells us all ya'll.

There's more more: >> CLICK CLICK CLICK

Anywho love sex scandal? I do. PERIOD.
Oh, censorship is never in my dictionary ok when you step into this Male Bitch blog ya'll.

For more: CLICK CLICK CLICK

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Edison Chen, Gay, Hetero, HK Star, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal

Rihanna Got Naked

Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that?

If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.

ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella..

Labels: Blog, Boobs, Entertaiment, Exposed, FHM Magazine, Gay, Hetero, Naked, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Rihanna, Sex

NSFW: Malaysian Health Minister In Action (Video)

And I receieved our Malaysian Former Health Minister sex video out of nowhere here on the the net ya'll. The tape lasted for about 20 minutes long yadda yadda yadda and it was boring. I nearly sleep for nuts.

I felt like sending Mr Chua a handwritten note to say that his sex video is the worst thang I've seen so far. Anyway, let's get to the point, shall we? We all know I love the joy of sharing, no? So yeah, this video is for everyone to see. Hahahaha. But you have to be about my age or older to watch this ya'll because I'm not going to be responsible for whatever happens to you. Get it, no? Everyone knew Chua Soi Lek by now. He lives somewhere in a developing country, Malaysia. He was a former Health Minister yadda yadda yadda and don't forget, he was also a pornstar of the third developing world whatever that means alright.

Everyone is interested to know about his sex video scandal. Ya'll want to watch it like so bad. And I know some of you (not all) are willing to pawn your fabulous butt/pussy just to see it, no? Hahaha.

Comment me with your name and email add right here, alright.
I will privately give you the link. Terms and a whole list of my conditions apply, baby. (Haha)
I swear to god.
You can curse me if I lie.

But one thang for sure, you better love me the same way I do okay?
Deal or no deal?

p/s: Video wasn't that high definition. This is the cheapest video ever that one could imagine.

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Entertaiment, Gay, Hetero, MalaysiaPorn, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal, Video, Virginity

Gear Stick Is The New Dildo. How It Works? (Video)

I don't know about you girls. Is this the new "dildo" or what? Tell me tell me. I'm calling all of you girls out there to tell me right now in anyway possible. This is probably one of the most ridiculous thang I've evarrrr seen. You might laugh but hey, this is hot...... not!!!

I hope ya'll could differentiate which is which alright. No extra spectacles, contact lens or magnifying glasses needed. It's pretty obvious, duh!

You probably might be wondering how gear stick actually works.
Here is the guide ya'll:

If you want to learn, understand more on how gear stick works, click your wayyyy to heaven

Hahaha. I couldn't stop laughing my butt off ya'll.
If you think you're the poorer among the poorest and think that dildo is far too ex (pricey) for you, go to your car and borrow car gear stick.

Which is better?
Dildo (sell at pharmaceutical store) or....
Gear Stick (sell at Automotive place whatever that means)???

Labels: Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Dildo, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Sex

NSFW: Make Sure You Have Sex In A Proper Place (Videos)

If you’re a virgin to the backseat of the car, listen up. Cars are not beds, they are cramped small places unaccommodating to humping. Banging your head on the window in a rhythmic manner will leave you with a shiner. If that’s not enough, try the Charlie horse in your calf muscle. You don’t have to be outside to get banged up alright. And so yeah, doing it on any hard surface will leave the person lying down with soreness on the back, and carpet will leave harsh rug burn on your knees ya'll

Didn't I say, they are cramped places unaccommodating to humping??? No time for laughter, click click click if ya'll love me.

The shower is both a potentially dangerous place to have sex and one that can be bad for friction people. Yes, the shower is a hot spot for loving (I don't know about you) but bewar!! When getting lusty make sure your footing is safely secure. A trip to the emergency room is bad for the mood. Dude, it is also important if you are going to hold your partner up, the legs around your waist, that you don’t do this when alcohol is involved. By all means have fun in the shower, hot tub or wherever you think there’s water, just use common sense ooooookkkkkaaayyy ya'll.

Again, who thinks sex in the bathroom is cool? Oh whatev, you guys are nuts.

pPpPp/sSsSs: This was the dumbest, most pointless, idiotic thing I've ever came across with. What was the point? There was none.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Video, Views

What Is The (Your) Average Penis Size ?

So to ya'll ladies out there, at home or where ever you are right now, here is a little something which I think you should take note.

What is your boyfriend's average penis size?...
This is the question that you ladies want a real answer to. I know you too well. You ladies are one horny bitches.

If you are anything like me the phrase "average penis size" can mean many, many, many different things and leave you feeling confused about the definitive answer to it, no? Looking on-line will make things even more confusing due to the numerous surveys and studies conducted around this issue.

To the average man, penis is, consciously or unconsciously, one of the most important tools in the whole wide world. Who disagree should jolly well lick my toes (all of it). Men discovers it at an early age and completely fascinated by it.

'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Daddy's, look at big brother's, look at our neighbour's, look at those in the men's locker room - and he asks himself if he will be as big as that. Hahaha.

Anyway, for all of us to know, a non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

Keep on masturbating your punani right now as you're reading my blog if you think you're wayyyyyyy below the average dudes.

ppp/sss: Call me if it still didn't work on you.. You need help there.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Sex

Sex Inside Public Bus? Is it Cool Or What? (Safe For Work?)

And now for entertainment sake. I was browsing through some website earlier and I came across this. Everyone knows I love to share what I've got with you all, no? The last time we saw was on the road, no?

Anyway, I swear to you this is gotta be one hella cool action EVAR. No, it's not because it was directed in the bus. It's because I found it quite amazing when people actually put their hands together at the "END" part. Yes, it's applause for you dimwits/idiots. I don't know if they were celebrating a birthday thing or were they forced to clap both their shits together?

Get your cute butt in if you think your age is somewhere mine, 18? 19? 20++++?

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Video

Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

So let's get to the point, shall we?

Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

Tell me tell me ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

The Man Sexed Her Upside Down (VIDEO)

I don't know if it is the "in thing" or what but hearing young teens having sex here and there all the time is almost a cliche to me, no? Underaged sex is illegal. PERIOD.

Is that phrase clear enough? Or is it just you who couldn't be bothered and thinks that's bullshit? For I, I support underaged sex ya'll. It's cool. It's fun. Everyone wants that pleasure. Who don't?

Anyway, let's get to my point here. Part 3 of D'Most Ridiculous Sex Video Ever coming up people.

Get ready! Be ready! Strip yourself and hop onto your couch and let's enjoy.

But first thing first. This video you're about to watch is rated 18 years and above only. Anything below, you jolly well fuck off. I know I support underaged sex but hey, not for things like this.

Click this one if I you think I'm your next Singapore's Male Bitch

REPEAT AFTER ME NOW: UNDERAGED SEX IS FUN!!!!!

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Sex

Transsexual/Trannies Bathroom

Should pre-operative transsexuals be required to use the restroooms associated with their biological, anatomical sex or permitted to use the restroom associated with their psychological sex?

For sake of convenience, I am going to stereotype and discuss individuals who were designated as male at birth based on a traditional genital examination, and who are living as a person of the female sex. They are properly refered to as "female" or "she" throughout.

Transsexuals live as females, are dressed as females (in fact, many of them, you will not know that they are actually males), they have no sexual interest in the females who are also in the restroom, the female restroom is where they feel most comfortable, and in fact, is where they believe that they belong. There is evidence suggesting that transsexualism is not a choice but is biological. There individuals believe that they are females trapped in a male body. It is somewhat cruel to require them to use the male restroom. Most of them are also planning on having the operation and are taking hormones. To a certain extent, they are neither gender, though that is clearly impossible, but you understand what I mean.

Hmm...rather than argue the other side, I'll leave it at this right now and check out other responses if I get.
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If you realise, trannies are prettier and sexier compared to real woman, no? And they are super duper rich sluts unlike some woman I've seen (not mentioning names).

Trust me, anywho who bitch about them are simply jealous and can't seem to accept that trannies are rich and to them (big mouth), they are super poor for mother of god.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Botox, Expensive, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Original, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Porn, Real, Rich, Sex

Sex On The Road (VIDEO)

Okay, I've watched porn videos where straight couples had sex in the bus, at the beach, in the toilet and some other weird places which I can't think of right now. I'm getting bored of it. Just for the record, I've never seen them sexing on the street like before. It will be my first time ever if I come across it ya'll.

I shouldn't blog about this really because this is so random. I don't want to get into trouble for mother of god. But hey, my blog is for entertainment purposes and for fun thing, no?

I came across a video while surfing the internet and god, this is so cool. Having sex on the street is really something I could not imagine. There is none of any sort of similar thing happen like this before in my country, Singapore. We have a strict law which every citizens has to follow. We can't do this and we can't do that. Anyway, Singaporeans are shy people ya'll.

REPEAT AFTER ME IF YOU ARE REALLY MY DOLLS: THIS BLOG IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Fuck yourself if you think it's way out of your thing alright. Anyway I don't want to waste any time. Feel free to watch this super duper uncool sex drama ever. Nay nay nay but you have to promise me that you are certified 18. None of you should be below than that to peep it.

Click if you think you're ready to masturbate!!!

I personally thought they are cheap. Whoever cams it, is really stupid. The quality of that video isn't half the standard of the third world ya'll. Paris Hilton herself might be embarrasse to even watch it coz she knows her sex video scandal was way hot, no?

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Desperate, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

Fauzi Owns It

Anyway, I couldn't really comment on the past events of my so-called life. It has just been so confusing even for my part and on my part. And the more I think about it, the more I couldn't do so, and all the more I do not wish to. So I guess I better leave it at that. I definitely need time to unwind. It is, after all, long since due. And yes, people, there will be time for that. thankyouverymuch.

Tag me if you understand
Tag me if you don't.

Have anyone mention that Fauzi love striking, pains the eye, luminous colour? You bet.

Tell me that you adore me. Wisper to them that I am fabulous. Bye Bitch!!!

Labels: Blog, Celebrity, Colour, Fashion, Fun, Lad, Porn, Real

Porn Video To My Blog For A Change

Yeah right, the title may seems "Wtf" to you but I think I need a change for what I blog. I guess blogging about my personal life, anything random and bitching everyday are kinda boring. I mean, don't you people feel bored to blog about the same thing over and over again? I've seen and read a couple of blog that only talks about love. Yes, just L.O.V.E. What is so fun about it? Tell me, tell me for those who blogs about love, relationship yadda yadda yadda. Oh my god.

It began to bore me reading that same blog because the post are always similar. It's like you knew what the blogger gonna blog next. Fuck!

I'm asking your opinion about me posting a porn video here. I thought it will be a great idea (though it's stupid) for a change -- being completely different from other blogs.

Labels: Blog, Porn, Rated-21