1) I love shamelessly sappy music from the 90s.

2) Sometimes, when I'm by myself, I strike poses in front
of the mirror.

3) Whenever I'm waiting for the bus alone, I start singing really
loudly to my phone's mp3. Sometimes I forget to stop singing when
I get on the bus.

4) I tell everyone I hate the idea of marriage. But really, I want
the fairy tale, no.

5) People think I'm a hard worker, but I always wait until
the last minute. I just bullsh*t well.

6) I hate it when my friends flirt to get their way. Secretly, I
wish I had the moxie to flirt like that.

7) I try to sound like the voice of reason. But I'm just a
wussy lump of emotions inside.

8) For all the loner bullshit I try to pull, I need people to need
me. I really need them to need me.

9) Sometimes I feel really sorry for myself.

10) I like feeling sorry for myself.

11) I resent a lot of my friends, especially when I try to give
them my all and don't get much in return.

12) Even though I've taken control of my temper these days, I
still throw hissy fits when I'm in my room by myself. I throw
pillows. I screech. I sob.

13) You'd never be able to tell, but I'm actually very boycrazy.
Or at least I feel like I am.

14) I'm narcissistic and really concerned about the way I groom. I even had laser treatment and Microdermabrasion (facial) once every week.

15) I hate myself for caring about those things. Really hate myself for it.