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    9/07/2009
    My Ideal Miss Singapore Universe

    This is a blog entry for BlogTv.sg - a programme run on Channel News Asia!
    I'm honoured. =)

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    My ideal beauty queen must not only be a role model for young women but also someone who is passionate, courageous, entertaining and aware of the suffering of others and hoping to do something about it. What's more, to support various charitable causes and make a difference!

    Besides, I feel that a beauty pageant should be one that is able to encourage all women to better their life, by depicting that a woman can be attractive and beautiful without having the need to look 'sensuous', and that through such pageant they should better the significance of women's contribution to the general public in many good ways. Therefore, beauty companies can take this chance to express that beauty relates with good health and there are many ways women can go about accomplishing them.

    Is physical attractiveness that important?

    Many of us look at pageants just as a beauty contests by itself while for some, we see it as a public display to start making an impact on the society. The term 'beauty' is very subjective though. It’s somewhat shallow to hold such pageants to compare women of their cleverness and be judged on having perfect boobs and legs when we know, these factors are not meant to be judged in any way. It's degrading!

    To be honest, many women enter pageant contests for the glamour of it and think if they win; it would make a great road to fame. However, if a woman holds a title of a beauty queen, it provides her an opportunity to make use of her fame to promote good work and helping out with the society to name a few. Furthermore, it also helps them in some other positive ways as well. The title will certainly make it easier for some of these girls to achieve what they want to achieve for the good of the community if they are already successful and capable.

    There are people who think beauty pageants have totally no positive impact on the society. There are some of us who feels that beauty pageants are simply an expression of the current trend of beauty and lack of depth of knowledge.

    What message are we giving our young girls when parading these women in different attires and grading every part of their body? Beauty is so much more than skin deep. Oh well, maybe it’s about time our society start realising that.

    We've had our very own Miss Singapore Universe over the years. What have these beauty queens accomplished so far? How many of them end up contributing to the society? How genuine are they in doing charity work????

    That’s what we want to know!

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    p/s: Still, I'd feel embarrassed when our very own newly crowned beauty queens lined themselves up with the other countries' queens. I bet you are too!

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    Posted on 9/07/2009



    9/06/2009
    Quickie

    Hello.
    photo via Samsung Omnia II

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    9/05/2009
    Good Comfort Food

    For the Western food lovers, this is for you.....

    Have you ever felt like enjoying the wide array of delicious western food without the need to spend so much at expensive restaurant near you?

    In case you don't know, we have SWENSEN'S here everywhere which has an interesting lineup of good food, soups and even salads as well as sweet treats. For example, Pastas, Jumbo Franks Burgers, Pizzas and Baked Rice to even Steaks are just a few dishes on the restaurant’s eclectic menu -- sounds like a fantastic dish, just nice to fill your rumbling tummy. Hah! Agreed?
    SWENSEN'S, is a restaurant that offers many awesome foods to please and amaze the palate of locals like myself of course, and also, visitors alike.

    Believe it or not, it was my 4th time (if my memory serves me right) there. IN MY LIFE! =/

    It's hard to get me excited for I am not a food person in any way, but quite without exaggeration, SWENSEN'S is currently my favourite eating spot -- the food looks exquisite and don't even get me started on the Ribeye Steak! Awesome!

    So let's get to the point, shall we? This is our brunch spread that day........



    Black Pepper Seafood Pasta
    Quite superb for its intense flavours was the Seafood Pasta with a hint of black pepper sauce and topped with a scatter of seafood clams which can silence an entire table of diners! The aroma of the pasta was awesome. Those clams were really chewy to the bite.

    If I may, I would rate it: 4/5



    Side Menu: Calamaris!
    Meanwhile, we had a side menu! More calamaris and some others (with tar tar cream for dipping) that were fried beautifully. Oh my!!!

    If I may, I would rate it: 3/5



    Barberque Half Chicken
    On a lighter note, the bbq half chicken will win adoration of meat lovers with their sheer juiciness and bbq aroma. Simple yet it tasted spectacular!

    This is a dish that you could eat almost on its own or with just steamed rice.

    If I may, I would rate it: 4/5



    Ignore the sweet child behind me. My little brother! So cute. =)

    What do you have to say?
    It was indeed a pleasant and a nice dining experience. I wouldn't hesitate to settle down for lunch with my friends or return soon to give a try on their other dishes. Believe me, I will be spoilt for choice! Haha! Yes, shopping relaxes our mind indeed. For a change, why not pamper yourself (and bring along your friends) at Swensen's after a hard day's work for good comfort food?


    photos via Samsung Omnia II

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    Posted on 9/05/2009



    Pictorial Galores - With the fans

    Just recently, I took my time off from the internet world and had a great time with the fans! Hah! You know I'm not a huge fan when it comes to meeting and saying a "Hello!" to people whom I don't know. But hey, I tried! Well, at least I did although I didn't say much with them. Heh!





    More to follow. =)))

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    Pictorial Galores

    Recently, I brought my new Samsung Omnia II along with me for a spin! This Omnia II phone is the coolest phone ever! Not only it looks like iPhone to you, it has a 5.0 Mega Auto Focus camera! which puts it onto the premium smartphone tier! And it looks pretty good. Who would have thought?

    So goodbye to your personal camera and say hello to Omnia II!!!!! Hah!
    Anyways, pictorial galore for all of you...










    Get your Samsung Omnia II now!

    Looks like I have to keep my current Samsung Pro B7320 (which was launched few weeks ago) in the drawer for the mean time while I enjoy the Omnia II. =(

    What do you have to say?

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    9/03/2009
    FR EXPOSED Webisode 7

    Don't you just hate it when people lie? The worst part is when you know someone is blatantly lying but you can do nothing about it. The sad fact about life is sometimes you just have to let a situation play out on its own, rather than get involved because it really ain't your place. Nevertheless, it really makes your blood boils.

    Okay, enough broadcasting how miserable my life is to
    the public cybersphere. And HELLO INDONESIANS
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    HOW TO ENTERTAIN NETIZENS/BLOGGERS?
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    Posted on 9/03/2009



    FR EXPOSED Webisode 6

    Everything just seems so small. Like being trapped in a little shoe box. Wherever I go, it's all just the same -- dark and suffocating. Am I not the most selfish person I know? You know what I do? I stop other people from being happy. And worse still, I don't do it directly. I rather do it in my uncanny ways such that the person would think it's his/her fault and I am completely aware of my foolproof manipulation. Hahah! What do you have to say?

    So what if people labelled me as the devil in disguise. I'm just a devil. Am I not the worst person I know. I'll tell you what I think -- that I'm better than anyone. That I'm just too damned good for anybody. I'm a horrid person. So if you see me walking around, don't approach me. I will just ruin your life. That was just a joke!

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    8/31/2009
    FR EXPOSED Webisode 5

    Back home, it was a vicious cycle of blogging, editing and even surfing the net. My sleeping pattern is kinda screwed right now; slept at late nights and woke up extremely early. But hey, it's all worth it. I'm enjoying the whole process of making my blog and I promise, you will see and hear more of me. Thank you for your warm welcome and undying support to my blog.


    FR EXPOSED - Episode 5 - "Call Me Sexy" video is also up!!!!!!
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    Posted on 8/31/2009



    8/30/2009
    FR EXPOSED Webisode 4

    It's not that I hate it when it does, but I guess in a way I do. I really do not make any sense at times.

    It's not that I choose not to make an entry when there are significant things to talk about. I just couldn't put everything into words -- the very reason why it really pisses me off. You see, most of the time I could express myself very well. At times when I need to, I just can't. Like, for now. I mean, you know. (Okay I know you don't but just try to understand.)


    And yes! We're back with a video!



    Stay tuned for webisode 5!!!
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    8/27/2009
    Real Man Carry Handbags

    Ok. I've received 3 email alerts asking me to do a favour.
    That is to blog about this topic, which I've already
    blogged before!

    Done! For those who haven't read this. Please do =)


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    "Oh, I'm carrying a handbag. Therefore, I'm a gay?"

    Society may view it that way as I have always said.

    Unfortunately, how will you define a guy carrying his girlfriend's handbag? I want to know if carrying handbags/manbags does not make them look gay (let alone metrosexual).
    If it's okay to you, are we saying "REAL MAN DO CARRY HANDBAGS"?
    We thought gentlemen don't do that. For all we know, it's emasculating! Haha. Carrying a handbag while walking on the streets and malls is already considered emasculating, hunney.

    Hello good ol' readers! I know a group of people out there might prolly assassinate me in the day for being a dirty rotten human being blogging over sucha topic!

    Anyways, I'm fine if gay man wears it for he is already a gay. However, not on those stereotypical ones who consider it as a sign of being a gentleman with a girl! That's just disgusting! Would you rather endure such humiliation for love?

    It's not a big deal for a man to carry stuff (in this case, handbags!) for their girlfriend as far as I'm concern but I just don't like the idea. Girls, you really need to draw a line somewhere by not going too overboard I think -- treating boyfriends as walking hangers and a fool altogether.

    I don't see the point of you bringing a handbag if you have the intention to let your boyfriend carry it for you. It leaves me wondering what's inside your bag. Missiles? Frying pans? Toiletries (Shampoos etcetera etcetera)? Cushions or what not? So heavy that we need men to do the unnecessary - to carry them for you.

    If you do that, it's like saying your boyfriend is confused satisfying a "p*ssy" which every normal gentleman does. Bwhahahahahaha.

    Tell me. Share your thoughts what do you have to say about this?

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    And I was greeted with a surprise when I opened up my mailbox!!!

    Aww she is a cute girl I have to say.

    Why not you surprise me with what you have?
    Send yours to fauzirassull@gmail.com

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    Posted on 8/27/2009



    8/26/2009
    FR EXPOSED Webisode 3

    After much searching and even more sufferings from identity crisis, I found it. I ain't no Hip-Hop person, nor Emo, nor Rock, nor Alternative. Complete none of these.

    I had an epiphany. Okay, not really since it's not that significant but... traditional? Hah! That's my music. It suddenly became so emphatic. Music is like love. Simultaneously, I realised what and who I want for both. :-)

    What happens when your friend is drunk???? Hah!!!

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    Posted on 8/26/2009



    8/24/2009
    Have I Make An Impact on Anyone's Live

    At times, I feel like I am an island. I stand alone. No, I am not part of an archipelago. I am a coral island, unwillingly thrust into the elements of life. I am not made of neither rock, iron or cool lava. I am in bits and pieces by default. I can last only as long as I can hold myself together. How many storms do I have to face? I really don't know.

    Each hurricane weakens the bonds between the bits and each typhoon washes away a few pieces of myself. I was once a paradise but I now lay barren. Each time when I replenish myself, it only gets taken away all too soon.

    I feel small, really small. I wonder if I've ever made an impact on anyone's live at all. I really try to give myself but like you, I have my limits too. Not long ago, I realised I'm unable to be destroyed, not invincible. I also learnt that my usual practice of tolerance isn't that healthy. I need to be less democratic and become more selfish. My impression of myself is at an all time low.

    =(


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    Posted on 8/24/2009



    Am I A Good or A Bad Person?

    Sometimes I just really wonder if I'm a good or bad person.
    - What actually makes a good person?

    - If you do bad things for a good reason, what does that make you?

    - When you say good things to someone, for the reason of not hurting him/her, even though you really think badly of them, what does that make you?

    - When you help everyone, every day of your life, not for the sake of helping them but just to show off that you are "good", does that really make you good?

    - Who can actually judge us? Is there some kind of written law to this?

    When I close my eyes to pray at night, I know I am a good person, because I know which things to be grateful of and which things to ask forgiveness for. At times, I even think I'm the kindest person I know. But when I truly open my eyes, the "kindness" that I thought I have, has it limitations. Imagine I see an old man selling tissue packets for a dollar and I only have $3 which is just enough for a cheese prata. I would hesitate to buy those tissues for a moment. But of course in the end, the selfless side of me would win. Hmmm maybe I might feel too embarassed to myself, if not to the people who were surrounding me, to not buy them. And this is what I'm talking about. I did a good thing there, but for a moment I was thinking "I should not have bought these stupid tissue packets, now I can't eat cheese prata!" But I still did a good thing, didn't I?
    So what does that make me?

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    8/23/2009
    FR EXPOSED Webisode 2

    If you are sick and tired of waiting for my blog updates, well, somewhat you know my online webisode will definitely be shown on Youtube!!! Check that out.

    FR EXPOSED Webisode 2 - I Have Nothing Music Video

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    Posted on 8/23/2009



    Too Much Money

    I went home and realized that I have too much stuff. Stuff, stuff, stuff, all over my room. And I suddenly started to feel like the stuff was holding me back.

    Too much money on too much stuff that I really barely ever use. Cause I'm never home -- chilling out on weekdays and work filled my weekends. I know lots of people say they are never home, but seriously, once someone asked me if I'd been away for the past days. I hadn't. I'm just either at home or outside.

    Which brings me back to the point. What I don't need:

    1) Magazines are never my weakness. But seriously? I think I have a few magazines on the desk which I haven't read. Until then, I don't think I need more magazines.

    2) Clothes. Perhaps, I would be lying if I say I don't care that much about my appearance in most days. For the days I do care, I have ample cute clothes. Really. MORE than enough.

    So I think next time I get in a spendy mood, instead of buying something new, I am going to try and distract myself with an unread magazine, a piece of clothing I haven't worn in a month, or a still-in-it's-package baking tin. Hah! What was I thinking?

    Oh well...

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    8/22/2009
    My Dirty Little Secret

    I'm sick of the whole "honesty is the best policy" song-and-dance that people do. We all say we like being honest, but we're not. And aside from plain old lying, there will always be the things that we just won't ever tell people. But what if we are all totally honest, with each other and ourselves?

    What would happen if all of our flaws, our embarrassing moments, our dirty little secrets came to light? Maybe we'd be free of ourselves. Maybe we should all try it and see what happens.

    What's my dirty little secret?
    1) I love shamelessly sappy music from the 90s.

    2) Sometimes, when I'm by myself, I strike poses in front
    of the mirror.

    3) Whenever I'm waiting for the bus alone, I start singing really
    loudly to my phone's mp3. Sometimes I forget to stop singing when
    I get on the bus.

    4) I tell everyone I hate the idea of marriage. But really, I want
    the fairy tale, no.

    5) People think I'm a hard worker, but I always wait until
    the last minute. I just bullsh*t well.

    6) I hate it when my friends flirt to get their way. Secretly, I
    wish I had the moxie to flirt like that.

    7) I try to sound like the voice of reason. But I'm just a
    wussy lump of emotions inside.

    8) For all the loner bullshit I try to pull, I need people to need
    me. I really need them to need me.

    9) Sometimes I feel really sorry for myself.

    10) I like feeling sorry for myself.

    11) I resent a lot of my friends, especially when I try to give
    them my all and don't get much in return.

    12) Even though I've taken control of my temper these days, I
    still throw hissy fits when I'm in my room by myself. I throw
    pillows. I screech. I sob.

    13) You'd never be able to tell, but I'm actually very boycrazy.
    Or at least I feel like I am.

    14) I'm narcissistic and really concerned about the way I groom. I even had laser treatment and Microdermabrasion (facial) once every week.

    15) I hate myself for caring about those things. Really hate myself for it.


    I lie a lot. Mostly to myself. And sometimes to you.

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    What's your dirty little secret?

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    Posted on 8/22/2009



    Rambling

    I'm staring at the monitor. Wondering what I should type, and how I'm going to start with it. I guess there's not much need for that now since I have gone on with this. So what now? I have no single plan nor any idea - how I'm going to spend this few days of "doing nothing". Shitloads!!!

    Even though I want to blog everyday, I still couldn't bring myself to do it although I did blog yesterday. I am so over that stage where I blog about daily events and ramblings. There's this part of my subconscious that says it's so cliche and I should not do it anymore. When I blog, it's because I'm sickeningly inspired or effingly bored or anything that's so extreme... if you know what I meant.

    For the record, I don't consider my blog as a personal thing which in fact, I hate to keep things personal especially blog. Is there ever such thing in our modern world?! So yeah, if I ever do bore you - which I know I always will - well, get the hell out'a here! Ok, I didn't mean that in a negative way. I meant, dude, get a life. (okay, so that's still quite negative, but who freaking cares?)

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    8/21/2009
    The Twint Challenge

    Hey Twints! Win yourself S$100 worth of vouchers just by
    following me on TWITTER It's that easy..... =)

    STEP ONE:

    Stalk me like a crazy pervert

    STEP TWO:
    Lookout for the codes (see picture)

    STEP THREE:
    All codes are case sensitive. It's so important that you have everything right

    STEP FOUR:

    Afterwhich, create an account and click on "THE TWINTS" tab HERE

    STEP FIVE:

    SUBMIT the code


    Do remember that the Twint challenge is held simultaneously over the 3-week contest period!! A total of 10 secret codes will be released to the finalists of this challenge. Tell your friends and frenemies about this.

    Have fun!

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    Posted on 8/21/2009



    A Mutant Don't Sleep

    Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time. (Latin insomnia, from insomnis - sleepless; in- 'not', somnus- 'sleep')

    Oh screw it. I'm a mutant. I really am. Normal people go to bed and fall asleep in about half-an-hour, at most. Normal people yawn, and get tired and feel sleepy at night. Normal people get at least 7-8 hours of sleep. Normal people are everything but me.

    Abnormal people (aka mutants, freaks, aliens; etc) go to bed and lay there for hours practically conscious of everything happening around them. Abnormal people don't yawn and don't feel sleepy - even though they're over fatigued and their eyeballs are virtually popping out. Abnormal people can stay awake for more than 48 hours like an owl. Abnormal people are just like you and me who practically don't sleep at 11pm.... Join The Club!!

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    8/20/2009
    Bloggers Have Rights Too OK!

    God given us the right to speak anyway!

    What is the point of blogging when bloggers don't get to speak liberally and express their views? Where is our basic rights and freedoms that every humans should be guaranteed of -- the right to life and liberty, freedom of thought and expression. That's what we want to know.

    Web diarists (that's blogger to you!) are journalists. I've seen a number of prominent ones who have broken major news headlines from politics to even about fashion. Blogs are there for us to express our thoughts. Blogs are there for everyone to speak out and inspire us to raise our consciousness. Even if it's about someone's death! That could be news to us as well. Agreed? Yes, we may not be a professional writer in any way but whatever to professionalism, we still want our opinions to to be heard!

    I'm glad I'm here! I'm glad I have a fair share of "followers" who agrees with me and waiting anxiously for updates. But the one thing I hate is, having to think before I speak and be mindful with what I'm going to post. That's not freedom at ALL! Why can't bloggers be real to ourselves and be real to people. Why can't we express our disappointments on certain things we think we should? Are we saying, free speech just don't exist?

    I don't know about you but for me, when I look at freedom of speech, I see it as a natural right. Why shouldn't we be entitled to have our say in cyberspace that might help transform a fractured world?

    Oh well........

    The reason why I chose not to hide behind a masked name (and I'm not on their side who choose to publicly blog anonymously) while not hiding my opinions is because I don't want people to have the wrong perception about bloggers being a coward. I also believe that my message will be more effective if my identity is known to the world. Nothing is more ridiculous when a blogger gets punished (if they feel that they don't agree with the content) for the content of expression made on their space. Just so you know, bloggers aren't here to please everyone...

    If you are a blogger just like myself, what do you have to say about this.

    Should bloggers be given freedom of speech?

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    Posted on 8/20/2009