An Angel Speaks The Truth

I woke up this morning and the first thang I did was, to look at my mirror. Wow! I look like an angel. This isn't a joke okay, hunney. Do I have to swear on this?

Anyway, first thang first. If you hate me for some reasons, I don't care. If you think you're fatter than me, I'm glad that you are. And if you think I'm fat, I know I am okay. I already told myself from the start that I want to make this online shrine of mine a funnay and entertaining blog for all. In other words, it's not just about bitching for the sake of bitching. Get it, hunney? I know you don't.

I don't want to to anger out my frustration with all of you who simply thinks I create trouble in this blogoshpere. I know I will not gain anything apart from getting trash from different morons of the world. Look here, if you think I don't entertain you for what shits and all, you can jolly well go to your friends blog if you think they ARE super duper entertaining. This really cracks me up ya'll.

And I starting to realise that those people who trash me are basically the norms like me but the extra extra pounds people. Have I told you that I am fat? I really AM! The point is, why all of you just hate me? Tell me tell me, fuckturds!
(Some old photos looks fine/thin/skinny when you see for the first time. Eventually, you will start to realise you look fat after awhile)

Is because I'm full of crap?
Perhaps, I always use swear words?
Ermm or is because I'm an OVEREXPOSED blogger?

THEY ARE UNTRUE!!!!!

Labels: Bitching, overexposed, Views