Banning Condoms In Singapore Is Never My Policy

I find it amazing and I can't believe it myself when people think I came out with stupid policy. Take my previous post in an instance. I did mentioned about banning condoms in Singapore. I was just stating a brilliant suggestions. That's not even a policy. I haven't discuss the matter with the ministers yet, okay. What's the problem? Hello, it's just a stupid latex and trust me it's 99.9% safe, mind you. And banning condoms will never make a different to your life, okay..

First.
It's 99.9% safe. You will still get aids no matter what, okay. It's not that you're going to have a healthy aids! Aids disease is not healthy for your information. And I don't see the point if condoms exist when it is not proven to be safe at all. When I say "SAFE" here, I meant 100% guaranteed, people. Why fucken waste of your money getting Durex? Afterall, it is still 99.9%, idiot!

Secondly.
Maybe you bitches just don't want to suck your boyfriend's salty dick. You want it strawberried. You want it flavoured. Come on, if you want to do oral sex, be real to yourself, okay. Face it. Your boyfriend have a salty dick, alright.

Excuse me hunney, the existence of condoms are to protect unwanted babies/aids/STDs/whatever. It's not to be use as a layer to put flavour to anyone's dick to feed your preference. You just defeat the whole purpose of condoms.

Again, my point is base on research.

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