If you’re a virgin to the backseat of the car, listen up. Cars are not beds, they are cramped small places unaccommodating to humping. Banging your head on the window in a rhythmic manner will leave you with a shiner. If that’s not enough, try the Charlie horse in your calf muscle. You don’t have to be outside to get banged up alright. And so yeah, doing it on any hard surface will leave the person lying down with soreness on the back, and carpet will leave harsh rug burn on your knees ya'll

Didn't I say, they are cramped places unaccommodating to humping??? No time for laughter, click click click if ya'll love me.

The shower is both a potentially dangerous place to have sex and one that can be bad for friction people. Yes, the shower is a hot spot for loving (I don't know about you) but bewar!! When getting lusty make sure your footing is safely secure. A trip to the emergency room is bad for the mood. Dude, it is also important if you are going to hold your partner up, the legs around your waist, that you don’t do this when alcohol is involved. By all means have fun in the shower, hot tub or wherever you think there’s water, just use common sense ooooookkkkkaaayyy ya'll.

Again, who thinks sex in the bathroom is cool? Oh whatev, you guys are nuts.


pPpPp/sSsSs: This was the dumbest, most pointless, idiotic thing I've ever came across with. What was the point? There was none.