Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

NSFW: Make Sure You Have Sex In A Proper Place (Videos)

If you’re a virgin to the backseat of the car, listen up. Cars are not beds, they are cramped small places unaccommodating to humping. Banging your head on the window in a rhythmic manner will leave you with a shiner. If that’s not enough, try the Charlie horse in your calf muscle. You don’t have to be outside to get banged up alright. And so yeah, doing it on any hard surface will leave the person lying down with soreness on the back, and carpet will leave harsh rug burn on your knees ya'll

Didn't I say, they are cramped places unaccommodating to humping??? No time for laughter, click click click if ya'll love me.

The shower is both a potentially dangerous place to have sex and one that can be bad for friction people. Yes, the shower is a hot spot for loving (I don't know about you) but bewar!! When getting lusty make sure your footing is safely secure. A trip to the emergency room is bad for the mood. Dude, it is also important if you are going to hold your partner up, the legs around your waist, that you don’t do this when alcohol is involved. By all means have fun in the shower, hot tub or wherever you think there’s water, just use common sense ooooookkkkkaaayyy ya'll.

Again, who thinks sex in the bathroom is cool? Oh whatev, you guys are nuts.

pPpPp/sSsSs: This was the dumbest, most pointless, idiotic thing I've ever came across with. What was the point? There was none.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Video, Views

Advertlets.Com Is So Unprofessional (The Views)

Alright enough of all those news about advertlets.com and allow me to voice out my views about it.

I believe all of us came across this problem earlier on, no? I don't know for whatever reason I got stressed earlier when my site couldn't get through and it was diverted to other web page instead. I didn't know what happens at first until I found out that it actually got to do with advertlets itself.

Just for the record, I got irritated with every site that sign up for ads that has this auto page diversion thang. I vowed that I will never sign up for this type of ads at all. It is just annoying to everyone.

So earlier on, my page experienced a similar thing. Nope, it wasn't cool at all ya'll.

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Anyway, back to the point. I absolutely think that adverlets.com is so unprofessional. The service is hella similar to a ~~third~~ turd world. It got us mad. It made me wanna kill myself and yadda yadda yadda. And how absurd can one be to actually fail to renew it's domain and how poor can they be not to renew the domain as scheduled?

Advertlets.com can jolly well stop their service for life of god, can?

So yeah. I love NUFFNANG for everyone to know.

Labels: Bitching, Blog, Horrible, Views

Instant Attention? Get Your Face Posted At This Blog

I was on google ealier on and out of the blue, I stumbled across this blog out of nowhere. I wasn't too sure of the concept of this blog until I read it's acrhives.

I don't wish to blabber much about it. So yeah, this blog is number two on the list for my "Most Disgusting Blog Ever".

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Check it out yourself and tell me what you think.
http://asian-eye-candy.blogspot.com
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I don't know what was on these girls mind when their face were posted here. Like they say, "instant attention". I agree much.

Anywho for instant attention, try this. Applications are always open for all of us. It's free, remember. Boys are also welcome I think. Haha.

Oh fuck, this blogger could be a geek, a nerd or some maniac on the street ya'll. I was just wondering, how long has this blog been running? There seem to be over hundreds of sexy, trying to be sexy, unsexy, wannabes or just act sexy girls outta here ya'll. This is so much of a turn-off. Boo.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Desperate, Disgusting, Horrible, Ladies, Rated-21

Commiting Adultery Is A Sin? (VIDEO Consist Violent: NSFW)

Personally, I don't think it is fun to batter anywho if he or she does something that might disgust you or anything that could be against your religion. Yes, if you're someone who sorta of a devoutly religious and thinks that committing adultery (when you're married) is a sin, I guess you might want to kill yourself first or just shut up and mind others business. After watching this video which I've came across with, these people who batters one and all should pray to god for mercy. I mean, don't you think it is hella absurd? They punched, they kicked, they battered yadda yadda to him. What were they trying to project?

This video is in Bahasa language if you know what that means. I don't have any translator around here.

That's neither an orgy nor a royal rumble to me. It was a brutal scene, no?
Tell me you hate them right now ya'll.

ppp/sss: Some "Malaysians" are out of their mind, can.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Malaysian, Rated-21, Sex

Bad Bad Fashion Found At Takashimaya

Welcome To My First Edition Ever Of "Fashion Blister"

. No, I am not here to talk about the latest designer threads, bags, accessories and such because I don’t really have much of an idea about such stuff. I lied. Haha. This is to talk about how some outfits are so badly put together that they become visually assaulting, burns the retinas and blisters the mind and cause acute anguish, distress and trauma to family, friends and even passers-by.

I hereby declare first (to prevent flaming) I am not very good a dresser myself because I do not have a very acute sense of colour (I lied again), style and coordination but I know a disaster and a victim when I see one ya'll!

If you fail to notice anything wrong, wonderful, and if you are as sartorially challenged as what I've seen, please leave me your contact or send me picture to my email address because I think you might have potential.

Anyway, moving on. As we know, money can buy you pretty things, like that designer bag which the bitch from nowhere was holding. However, it cannot buy your style. I heard metallic are in this season (really?) but like in the case of ‘My Heart will Go On’, beating the life out of a good things kills it. Okay, bad analogy. But you get the idea. This lady was caught wearing a totally sequined top that looks like she was going odd for her night job as a stand-in for the giant mirror ball in Ministry of Sound’s main arena because it called in sick. Not only that, she’s wearing dark, glossy ‘thing’ (Shorts? Bermudas? Legging? Knee-Length Pants? I don’t know anymore!) that I couldn’t tell whether it was a dark metallic colour or a glossy PVC thing. Hahaha.

Now repeat after me: Too much of a good thing ain’t good. Oh my gosh. It makes me want to cry and I haven’t even start on her hair.

Labels: Bitching, Designers, Disgusting, Expensive, Fashion, Horrible, Runway, Shopping

Sexiest Woman Evar!!!

So who's the sexiest woman evar in Hollywood??

Nope it isn't Angelina Jolie
Neither Paris Hilton
Or Carmen Electra

Enough of your stupid guesses ya'll. Pamela Anderson has been crowned “TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever”. Fuck shit! Why is it her? Why oh why?

I don't about your thoughts but I think she isn't that gorgeous or sexy. Perhaps she was the last time. But now, I hella think she looks kinda old to me and seriously for mother of god, she don't deserve to be crown SEXIEST! What she needs right now is a botox.

Everything about her is fake. You're lost? Confused?

Look at her lips. Did you know that Pamela Anderson started out with an awesomely beautiful natural pucker. She has unfortunately given in to pull of lip collagen and now her lips look like they are about to explode. Her top and bottom lips are of the same size which I thought it looks sorta disgusting or weird in a way. Pity, she was once a beauty. Her original lips were much more flattering to her face.

Yes, she had a breast augmentation and that's why it looks like a balloon which about to explode. Afraid not, breast implant has almost become synonym ya'll.

"Take note. This post is purely for entertainment purposes. Please do not get offended for those who are fan of PAMELA ANDERSON. Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com".

Labels: Bitching, Boobs, Botox, Celebrity, Disgusting, Faux, Horrible, Pamela Anderson

Hi, I'm KC Housefly! I'm Popular!!

Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?

No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from?

I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?

Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:
No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.
No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.
No.3 : Either you want attention.
(No point getting attention using people's name. You're just making them famous)
No.4 : Either you're paid to does something like that. (I strongly doubt so)
No.5 : Either you're fucking fugly and shy to show your face-pics.

And the list continues further...........
SO, STOP IT.

Yes I know. There are hundreds and could be thousands of these simlilar thing happens but whatev. I saw this one early this morning. Nothing stops me to blog about him. This is so fun, no?

First thing first, let's get to my point. I love to view each and everyone of you people's friendster profile every single day. That proof why you see me online (yes, I love internet) in this cyberspacial world 24hours. Earlier, I woke up and view all those updated profile and also viewed some 2nd degree friends at random. Nobody is gonna believe me but do you know I actually see a similar content at his "about me" column (2nd degree friend) as that of my friend (friendster buddy in my list). I wonder which is which -- the original and the copycat.

Let me show you the exact picture of what I'm saying if you're at the verge of confusion or simply dumb.

Hopefully you understood enough. Oh, DoNeEdeCKy II PPJ is the real. It's obvious, no? Ask him yourself you slut.

Anyway, congrats for being one heckuva copycat (my instinct tells me "'kc is fly is a smart ass and it is undeniable he is one.) You're on google. You're famous. Period.

For those who agrees, let celebrate and sing a song for "'kc is fly ya'll.

This is your nursery rhyme, remember? Sing it.
"Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap yadda yadda yadda....."

Ya'll knew I love to bitch so much. You should already know by now if you come to my blog. That's where the ultimate bitching begins. This is so fun ya'll. If you're hurt or whatev with this post, fuck yourself. I hate apologies and that's it.

Have I mention that "'kc is fly profile should fuck off? Well, he should.

Anyway, you'll realise a change to his profile -- that's because he feels guilty about it. Hahahaha. Doneedecky said to me this through friendster message and he went,

"... omg. that kc guy. gosh, he had sent me comments few times saying that my pics are nice blablabla, but never ask me for a permission for using those words tho, and ur post is soo cool. hah! u are right, Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap, hahaha.."

That's about it. Bye fakers, get a life. I will forever promote you, babe.

Labels: Disgusting, Faux, Friendster, Horrible, Lad, Original

Horrible Blog EVAR!

Let me start by saying sorry if I'm gonna hurt anywho with this post. Ya'll know, I like to bitch so much and sometimes I got carried away. Oh, do not blame me.

Continue reading if you love me and to haters, it'll be great if you bitches join in as well. Arghh. I don't care much about that. So whatev.

Now let's get to my point. I've seen a couple of blog website and I don't know for whatever reason, I kinda hate them. But I will only share one of D'MOST DISGUSTING blog EVAR. Thank god, this blog is owned by one of the Malaysians' and that explains much why the people,(generally the kentalan guys) if you would go to any shopping malls, you'll realised most of them look very much a pervert.

The title of the page is, "GOSSIP ARTIS MALAYSIA". Yes it was no doubt that, the title got me interested. I love gossips, bitching and whatever, no? I mean who wouldn't unless you're somewhat boring and lame.

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK YA'LL. THIS IS SOO FUNN.

I don't know if this idiot is trying to be smart or stupid to the core for using the title "GOSSIP ARTIS MALAYSIA" but then, blogged a post on rated-21 stuff. Yeah, it's not really pornos but uh... you'll soon know what I meant. Have you heard about someone being a retarded despo or even a horny bastard or better yet a pervertic maniac? Yes, this blogger suits them all. Boo!

I'm mad. I've been fooled. How dare him! How dare him!!! Oh my god. This blog should fuck-off.

Labels: Blog, Disgusting, Horrible