2 girls and 1 cup is a love triangle between two girls, a cup and some poo. It starts off with some hot lesbo action. Then a girl shits in a cup. The two girls then start to eat the shit. One of the girls digests dome of the shit and then pukes it back up into the other girls mouth. Then that girl pukes into the other girls mouth. The video continues with both of them eating some more shit while puking into the cup of shit. Brilliant videography and story! A lesbian love story for the ages!

This is something you have to see for yourself ya'll. I died when I watch it. I really died. I swear to god. Those girls are disgusting living animals out of nowhere who needs brain therapy. I wonder if they ever knew what they were doing.

Is it cool to lick, swallow your own poo? You knew it's disgusting and jeez, it's nasty for goddamn sake. I just don't get these girls. So what if they are dared to do something stupid? Seriously, this is stupid. Can't they just use their own fucking brain to think?

I almost puke. Oh my god, please tell me it wasn't real. Poo? I don't even dare touch any poo. It's a disease and it's contagious ya'll.

See them for yourself. Take note, I've got permanent brain damage right now. Take the risk and go watch it.

It starts off nice and then goes bad quick. Then when it looks like it can't get any worse, it does. It is probably not the best idea to watch 2 girls and one cup in front of priests, family members or co-workers.

If you have a weak stomach or are under the age of 18, DO NOT watch the 2 Girls 1 Finger video. However if you feel you have a stomach of a steel and are over age, go ahead, watch 2 Girls 1 Finger (make sure you're not eating), don't say you were not warned, because I'm warning you now.



What do you think? Aren't they hot?
I bet you react like this granny when you watch this, no? This is hilarious. My stomach cramped and I just gone wild.


Oh my fucking god, this video almost kill me. That granny reaction; JUST PRICELESS.



And this, holly crap. That is so hilarious.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

The world is turning to crap!

The same lovers of world peace, feeding the hungry and the creaters of 2 girls 1 cup and 2 girls 1 finger videos have done it again. Four Girls Fingerpaint!

No, I'm not going to put that video here. Never.

What is really wrong with them? Tell me they are sick. Sick people plays with shits. Oh fuck that. I'm outta here ya'll.

Labels: 2 girls 1 cup, 2 girls 1 finger, 4 girls fingerpaint, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting Girls, NSFW, Rated-21, Video, Views

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Posted on 2/02/2008

I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

I have no comments. You're just sick.

Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.


p/s: Is that machine for sale???

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Dildo, Disgusting, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Video, Views

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 2/01/2008

1/30/2008

Lick That Pussy, Edison. Lick It

This is sooo fun. Get those exposed pictures. Search for them at every corner of the webpage now ya'll. Those pictures are sure for visual orgasm only.

Okay. Edison love licking pussy, no? Those pictures tells us all ya'll.


There's more more: >> CLICK CLICK CLICK

Anywho love sex scandal? I do. PERIOD.
Oh, censorship is never in my dictionary ok when you step into this Male Bitch blog ya'll.

For more: CLICK CLICK CLICK

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Edison Chen, Gay, Hetero, HK Star, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal

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Posted on 1/30/2008

1/28/2008

Rihanna Got Naked

Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that?
If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.

ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella..

Labels: Blog, Boobs, Entertaiment, Exposed, FHM Magazine, Gay, Hetero, Naked, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Rihanna, Sex

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Posted on 1/28/2008

1/19/2008

Men Always Took Advantage Of Ladies And Why?

Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."

Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.

Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?

Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.

Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?

I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. Doctors says that it goes back to when men were babies breastfeeding. Can you believe it? How true is it?

I don't know if it's true but hey, it seems like a no brainer, huh? But what about you ladies? You've breastfeed also. You aren't acting like a child with a new toy. You're not oggling at other women's breasts when you are waling down the street. You aren't right?

So, I'm not really sure about this one. But, what the heck, I'll put it in anyway I like. I'm bored. Trust me, this is funnae ya'll.

Another reason, which makes more sense, is that men exaggerate over it. The buddies always talk about it. The co-workers always talk about it. Therefore, it gets engrained into their brain cells after so much of this. Subsequently, it add their hormones to it (you know how powerful a man's hormones are), and he's got himself one hell of a powerful habit that is harder to lick (excuse the pun) than smoking...

Many men don't see boobs every day, so, add that to the silly exaggeration that they do. (Laugh) Then you have commercialism. Now you know how so many businesses use sex to sell.

You put all this together, and there you have it: Men Acting Like Idiots!!!!

Hey, at least it feels good for them, ladies, when these idiots lick your breasts.

p/s: The old post is new again ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Rated-21, Sex Scandal

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 1/19/2008

1/15/2008

NSFW: Malaysian Health Minister In Action (Video)

And I receieved our Malaysian Former Health Minister sex video out of nowhere here on the the net ya'll. The tape lasted for about 20 minutes long yadda yadda yadda and it was boring. I nearly sleep for nuts.

I felt like sending Mr Chua a handwritten note to say that his sex video is the worst thang I've seen so far. Anyway, let's get to the point, shall we? We all know I love the joy of sharing, no? So yeah, this video is for everyone to see. Hahahaha. But you have to be about my age or older to watch this ya'll because I'm not going to be responsible for whatever happens to you. Get it, no? Everyone knew Chua Soi Lek by now. He lives somewhere in a developing country, Malaysia. He was a former Health Minister yadda yadda yadda and don't forget, he was also a pornstar of the third developing world whatever that means alright.

Everyone is interested to know about his sex video scandal. Ya'll want to watch it like so bad. And I know some of you (not all) are willing to pawn your fabulous butt/pussy just to see it, no? Hahaha.

Comment me with your name and email add right here, alright.
I will privately give you the link. Terms and a whole list of my conditions apply, baby. (Haha)
I swear to god.
You can curse me if I lie.

But one thang for sure, you better love me the same way I do okay?
Deal or no deal?

p/s: Video wasn't that high definition. This is the cheapest video ever that one could imagine.

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Entertaiment, Gay, Hetero, MalaysiaPorn, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal, Video, Virginity

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Posted on 1/15/2008

1/13/2008

Gear Stick Is The New Dildo. How It Works? (Video)

I don't know about you girls. Is this the new "dildo" or what? Tell me tell me. I'm calling all of you girls out there to tell me right now in anyway possible. This is probably one of the most ridiculous thang I've evarrrr seen. You might laugh but hey, this is hot...... not!!!

I hope ya'll could differentiate which is which alright. No extra spectacles, contact lens or magnifying glasses needed. It's pretty obvious, duh!
You probably might be wondering how gear stick actually works.
Here is the guide ya'll:

If you want to learn, understand more on how gear stick works, click your wayyyy to heaven

Hahaha. I couldn't stop laughing my butt off ya'll.
If you think you're the poorer among the poorest and think that dildo is far too ex (pricey) for you, go to your car and borrow car gear stick.


Which is better?
Dildo (sell at pharmaceutical store) or....
Gear Stick (sell at Automotive place whatever that means)???

Labels: Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Dildo, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Sex

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 1/13/2008

NSFW: Make Sure You Have Sex In A Proper Place (Videos)

If you’re a virgin to the backseat of the car, listen up. Cars are not beds, they are cramped small places unaccommodating to humping. Banging your head on the window in a rhythmic manner will leave you with a shiner. If that’s not enough, try the Charlie horse in your calf muscle. You don’t have to be outside to get banged up alright. And so yeah, doing it on any hard surface will leave the person lying down with soreness on the back, and carpet will leave harsh rug burn on your knees ya'll

Didn't I say, they are cramped places unaccommodating to humping??? No time for laughter, click click click if ya'll love me.

The shower is both a potentially dangerous place to have sex and one that can be bad for friction people. Yes, the shower is a hot spot for loving (I don't know about you) but bewar!! When getting lusty make sure your footing is safely secure. A trip to the emergency room is bad for the mood. Dude, it is also important if you are going to hold your partner up, the legs around your waist, that you don’t do this when alcohol is involved. By all means have fun in the shower, hot tub or wherever you think there’s water, just use common sense ooooookkkkkaaayyy ya'll.

Again, who thinks sex in the bathroom is cool? Oh whatev, you guys are nuts.


pPpPp/sSsSs: This was the dumbest, most pointless, idiotic thing I've ever came across with. What was the point? There was none.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Video, Views

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Posted on

1/12/2008

What Is The (Your) Average Penis Size ?

So to ya'll ladies out there, at home or where ever you are right now, here is a little something which I think you should take note.

What is your boyfriend's average penis size?...
This is the question that you ladies want a real answer to. I know you too well. You ladies are one horny bitches.

If you are anything like me the phrase "average penis size" can mean many, many, many different things and leave you feeling confused about the definitive answer to it, no? Looking on-line will make things even more confusing due to the numerous surveys and studies conducted around this issue.

To the average man, penis is, consciously or unconsciously, one of the most important tools in the whole wide world. Who disagree should jolly well lick my toes (all of it). Men discovers it at an early age and completely fascinated by it.

'Isn't mine rather small?' Look at Daddy's, look at big brother's, look at our neighbour's, look at those in the men's locker room - and he asks himself if he will be as big as that. Hahaha.

Anyway, for all of us to know, a non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

Keep on masturbating your punani right now as you're reading my blog if you think you're wayyyyyyy below the average dudes.


ppp/sss: Call me if it still didn't work on you.. You need help there.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Lad, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Sex

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 1/12/2008

1/10/2008

Sex Inside Public Bus? Is it Cool Or What? (Safe For Work?)

And now for entertainment sake. I was browsing through some website earlier and I came across this. Everyone knows I love to share what I've got with you all, no? The last time we saw was on the road, no?

Anyway, I swear to you this is gotta be one hella cool action EVAR. No, it's not because it was directed in the bus. It's because I found it quite amazing when people actually put their hands together at the "END" part. Yes, it's applause for you dimwits/idiots. I don't know if they were celebrating a birthday thing or were they forced to clap both their shits together?

Get your cute butt in if you think your age is somewhere mine, 18? 19? 20++++?

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Blog, Boobs, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Video

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Posted on 1/10/2008

1/06/2008

Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)

I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all.

So let's get to the point, shall we?

Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one.

You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well.

Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you.

pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud.

Tell me tell me ya'll.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 1/06/2008

1/05/2008

Instant Attention? Get Your Face Posted At This Blog

I was on google ealier on and out of the blue, I stumbled across this blog out of nowhere. I wasn't too sure of the concept of this blog until I read it's acrhives.

I don't wish to blabber much about it. So yeah, this blog is number two on the list for my "Most Disgusting Blog Ever".

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Check it out yourself and tell me what you think.
http://asian-eye-candy.blogspot.com
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I don't know what was on these girls mind when their face were posted here. Like they say, "instant attention". I agree much.

Anywho for instant attention, try this. Applications are always open for all of us. It's free, remember. Boys are also welcome I think. Haha.

Oh fuck, this blogger could be a geek, a nerd or some maniac on the street ya'll. I was just wondering, how long has this blog been running? There seem to be over hundreds of sexy, trying to be sexy, unsexy, wannabes or just act sexy girls outta here ya'll. This is so much of a turn-off. Boo.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Desperate, Disgusting, Horrible, Ladies, Rated-21

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Posted on 1/05/2008

1/03/2008

Never Seen Before Sex Position: "SUPERMAN".

Everything old is new again ya'll.

Are we bored of having sex with boring sex position everyday that we need to come out with something different? They called it, Superman position. I haven't seen one yet but to tell you this, I was hella shocked when I saw it for the first time evar. I know I'm pathetic whore. So what? I don't know about you but I think this is absolutely one of those ridiculous thing I've seen so far ya'll!!

You gotta scream my name as you watch this okay. Take note, I don't take any responsibility while you're watching. Yes, watching this video is at your own risk when you're not legal enough. I'm doing my thing. I love my blog because it is for entertainment purpose. I share the lamest, ridiculous thing here because it is fun. I bitch too. So shoo away boy if you're one dimshit.

Description: Couple does a SUPERMAN position ya'll.
Click your way. Frankly, it's a no for me. I prefer missionary much. Fuck it.

Anyone for SUPERMAN position, please email me!
p/s: Part 3 of Rated-21 video coming right up soon. Stay tuned ya'll.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Gay, Hetero, Rated-21, Sex, Video

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 1/03/2008

1/02/2008

Commiting Adultery Is A Sin? (VIDEO Consist Violent: NSFW)

Personally, I don't think it is fun to batter anywho if he or she does something that might disgust you or anything that could be against your religion. Yes, if you're someone who sorta of a devoutly religious and thinks that committing adultery (when you're married) is a sin, I guess you might want to kill yourself first or just shut up and mind others business. After watching this video which I've came across with, these people who batters one and all should pray to god for mercy. I mean, don't you think it is hella absurd? They punched, they kicked, they battered yadda yadda to him. What were they trying to project?

This video is in Bahasa language if you know what that means. I don't have any translator around here.

That's neither an orgy nor a royal rumble to me. It was a brutal scene, no?
Tell me you hate them right now ya'll.

ppp/sss: Some "Malaysians" are out of their mind, can.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Horrible, Malaysian, Rated-21, Sex

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Posted on 1/02/2008

12/28/2007

The Man Sexed Her Upside Down (VIDEO)

I don't know if it is the "in thing" or what but hearing young teens having sex here and there all the time is almost a cliche to me, no? Underaged sex is illegal. PERIOD.

Is that phrase clear enough? Or is it just you who couldn't be bothered and thinks that's bullshit? For I, I support underaged sex ya'll. It's cool. It's fun. Everyone wants that pleasure. Who don't?

Anyway, let's get to my point here. Part 3 of D'Most Ridiculous Sex Video Ever coming up people.

Get ready! Be ready! Strip yourself and hop onto your couch and let's enjoy.

But first thing first. This video you're about to watch is rated 18 years and above only. Anything below, you jolly well fuck off. I know I support underaged sex but hey, not for things like this.

Click this one if I you think I'm your next Singapore's Male Bitch

REPEAT AFTER ME NOW: UNDERAGED SEX IS FUN!!!!!

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Random, Rated-21, Real, Sex

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Posted on 12/28/2007

12/25/2007

Never Seen Before Sex Position: "SUPERMAN".

Everything old is new again ya'll. Are we bored of having sex with boring sex position everyday that we need to come out with something more creative? They called it, Superman position. I haven't seen one yet but to tell you this, I was hella shocked when I saw it for the first time evar. I know I'm pathetic whore. So what? I don't know about you but I think this is absolutely one of those ridiculous thing I've seen so far ya'll!!

You gotta scream my name as you watch this okay. Take note, I don't take any responsibility while you're watching. Yes, watching this video is at your own risk when you're not legal enough. I'm doing my thing. I love my blog because it is for entertainment purpose. I share the lamest, ridiculous thing here because it is fun. I bitch too. So shoo away boy if you're one dimshit.

Description: Couple does a SUPERMAN position ya'll.
Seen this before? I don't care.
Click your way. Frankly, it's a no for me. I prefer missionary much. Fuck it.

Anyone for SUPERMAN position, please email me!
p/s: Part 3 of Rated-21 video coming right up soon. Stay tuned ya'll.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Gay, Hetero, Rated-21, Sex, Video

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 12/25/2007

12/21/2007

Lesbians Are Annoying. No?

Straight acting assholes have been giving their remarks yadda yadda about lesbians everywhere they go, no? I'm not going to lie but I think this is a fun thing to do ya'll.

Anyway, first thing first. I don't know about you but I seriously agree that the things which are annoying me (and for some) in general in talking to other lesbians is the coyness and hot and cold ways of talking and sometimes they talk to you alot and other times days in between talking.

How can you or me not go overboard with how we communicate?!

I wonder if this is true or other wise. The hot and cold and coyness straight act people experience is all part of what is referred to in lesbian circles as "dyke drama". There is a lot of insecurity among women and we're not used to being up front with each other. There are social norms in the heterosexual world that indicate to us how lesbians supposed to behave. Lesbians don't have those kinds of indicators, no? Imagine two lesbians at a dance, for instance. Which one asks the other to dance if you were to ask?

I've always been of the opinion that you can't go wrong with real communication and you can never say too clearly where you're coming from. Misunderstandings and misconceptions are major trouble so it's always best to remove those obstacles.

Perhaps, it will be great if we be ourselves and if you find others tend to misunderstand our intentions we should say so. People make assumptions and jump to conclusions for lack of specific information so be clear and repeat as necessary.

I doubt you'll find the drama levels will change any, though. Imagine a roomful of women all at various stages of emotional and hormonal disarray. Then throw in the phase of the moon, the position of the planets and the prevailing wind or whatever and we have chaos after that.

It will take some time for us to adjust to lesbian culture so relax, my dear people, keep your feet on the ground and enjoy ourselves. All the best. But still, lesbians are bitches who should fuck themselves.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Rated-21, Real, Sex

BYE BITCH! =)


Posted on 12/21/2007