Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

The previous post about "Singapore Superhero" did not make any sense at all. In fact to me, that was a random post. That post was actually meant for a contest I participated in which the best post will walk away with the grand prize of a Acer laptop worth over S$3000. Yes, three thousand fucking dollars. I'm not really eyeing for that laptop actually because I have my own personal laptop. So, I don't really need it.

I just hope that I get a pair of special screening passes to Golden Village cinema for merely being the first 25 bloggers to submit the entry. I hope that I'm one of those 25 ya'll. I really want it badly. By any chance, I didn't manage to get an invitation pass, I'll do it my way. Which means, I will email the board of director or whatever and insist that I'd be given an invitation pass and tell them that I am Singapore's Only Male Bitch. I'll do whatever it takes to be granted a permission to Golden Village cinema. Even if they want to rob me of my virginity, I'll go for it. Excuse me, please make way for Fauzi Rassull.

If possible, I also want to gain excess to the Frontline at the Singapore Superhero March as well. This is really really impossible. My post wasn't that fantastic. All you see is your own shits. But hey, I tried though. It's effort that matters.

---------------
So anyway, let's get to the point, shall we?

No one looks perfect in a photo. Not all humans are photogenic. I, Fauzi Rassull, don't look good in photos either. I admit! But the point is, if you think you want to show off the ugly side of you to the world, just follow your heart. If you feel like showing us, JUST show it. If you are a self-conscious sorta person or 50-50 about it, then you shouldn't okay.

And worse, if you do not have any photoCHOP skill or better yet, if you're dumb enough to use software of that sort, I'd suggest leave it as it is and upload the original.

See what I meant.

Now tell me what is the motive of placing a red heart right next to your eye? Is that a decoration? I would pretend not to know. If anyone thinks it make you look cuter, think again. You have made your face look even worse.

Hmmm, I don't know if it is fun or cool so I decide to try it out for funn.

I'M AFRAID, I LOOK CUTER WITH STARS, EH? hahah

Yes, it is your business to upload whatever you want. Fine! It is my business to blog whatever I want. Even if I need to blog about your family, I will do it because I'm free and I go by the rules. For all I care, I make my point in a post and I don't create any personal attack to any people. When I blog, it's for a good cause and is for an open discussion.

Therefore, the discussion topic for the night is,
"ARE YOU GOOD IN PHOTOCHOPPING PHOTOS??"

Labels: Bitching, Dumb, Photoshop

Idiots Are People Who Uses Photoshop!!

Oh my god. I love myself. I've been having photoshoots lately and god, they are fabulous. I mean I can't deny that ya'll.

Here they are.

What? Photoshopped??
Dear bitch, I don't photoshop pictures alright and ya'll know I detest photoshop-ping my pictures for nuts. Thank you.

Here are my secret to perfect pictures.
1) I actually increased the contrast and the brightness
2) Either way or another, I kinda turn the style of my pictures to sephia? Grayscale? Or whatever.

And I'm done. Pretty me and I'm fabulous.

Here is a little something for those idiots who think photoshop is cool. I don't know about you but I think being FAKE just makes you more stupid. Hey come on, god gave you that look and please for mother of god, appreciate what you are now.

I find that people (YOU in general) tend to edit pictures to that extreme where viewers like me have the difficulty seeing your oh so beautiful face. Maybe you have a very good explanation for that, no?

But who cares?

I'm grately that you're one fakers that should banish from this cyberspacial world. Who do you want to lie? Being pretty when you're not and trying so hard to be super gorgeous when you're not.

Perhaps, say thank you to Photoshop -- your ideal way to become beautiful.

Anywho who love the joy of photoshop-ping, please fuck-off =)

Labels: Bitching, Fashion, Faux, Photoshop