Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

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Singaporeans, Please Don't Act As If You're Angmoh, Can?

I think some do (act like some westerners) especially those Asians who are married to westerners. They immediately 'act' like one. Others who work with or have western friends do put up an act like they're better than everyone else sorta attitude. But hey, I did experienced and got that vibe from those 'western-asian wannabes' as well though.

However, I do think Singaporeans consider themselves as modern and individualistic first before anything. They think and act in a modern way to survive and keep up with trends of globalisation and with the global/local situations/crisis. They think for themselves and their immediate families, trying to improve their standard of living over time.

There is no need to try to become "western" though some still think that being considered as "western" in behaviour, speech and thinking represents superiority. Most people don't. Of course, "western" by its term is vague. It does not signify all positive things. In common consensus, it refers to another ethnic group, the whites, which is different from the Asians and the cultural influences over the latter.

So now, I really think that Singaporeans shouldn't fake themselve or to other people. If you're a Singaporean and you spoke with hella accent to me, oh boy, I'm so gonna disgrace you infront of other bitches. Get it, no?

Fuck those fake accent.

Labels: Asian, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Faux, Uniquely Singapore, Western

Fake Versus The Real Boobs: My Thought

Do men find these fake boobs attractive? What is the desire to touch a fake breast filled with a saline bag? Does the thrill of the fantasy override the reality of bolted-on breasts without a natural cleavage line?

Now what women thinks about having fake boobs? Do women find the false enlargement attractive as well or whartnot? Are some natural breasted women envious of artificial mammary glands?

I don't know what your thoughts are but for me personally, why in the world people who claim they are content with the way they are, criticize or obsess over what other people do? I mean, really, shouldn’t one just “mind their own?” I don’t doubt that you’re not some fat ugly cow but come on, if you are as happy and centered as you state you would naturally care less what anyone outside of your family sphere does. It wouldn’t stick in your craw. You are judging other people for having “superficial standards” but I find that people who are carefree and happy could really care less about the way others choose to live their life. They might comment and then they shrug it off and move on. The expression “to each their own” is something they truly live by.

Then again, those who do the opposite usually come from a place of smug self righteous superiority. Sort of like extreme Christians for me.

They will probably figure out a surgery to give you your virginity back so you can “fix” that too.

I think fake boobs are great… They are all beautiful, intelligent, professional women who certainly don’t lack self esteem or confidence. I think many of the boob job “haters” are just lonely frustrated, unattractive feminists or lesbians with hairy underarms and legs. Of course I’m exaggerating, but I’m probably not too far off the mark.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Botox, Celebrity, Faux, Gay, Hetero, Pamela Anderson

GUCCI Is So Common Ya'll !!!!

Have you had this sorta feeling while you're at town, people around you simply carrying the same bag everywhere? Yes, the size does not matter to me but what got me annoyed is when people carrying the same brand of bags.

I was at town yesterday night with a friend. Do you know what I did as I was heading to Orchard Hotel from Takashimaya? I simply observed every people's bag and I tell you what.

There seem to be more and more people carrying Gucci bags. The brown monogram one. If you go to Orchard Road, I bet you will be able to see a person carrying one like every 5-10 mins. No, this isn't a joke! This is what I saw yesterday. There are even 2 person carrying the same bag walking passed my friend and I while we were sitting outside Chanel Boutique. Oh maybe I'm wrong. Even in the heartland areas, those aunties are carrying it to the supermarkets (placing seafoods stuff into your Gucci bag? I'd think twice, baby).

The million dollar question is, does anyone know if they are real? For me, I don't really care about designer bags and why? All bags no matter how pricey they are, comes with wear and tear.

But hey, common doesn't mean that it is fake. I think alot of Singaporeans are rather affluent nowadays. Maybe some people save lesser (or don't really save) and spend all their money on such stuff.

Sometimes it is a matter of whether you want to spend the money or not. A designer bag like that could typically costs S$500 (for coach). Every Singaporean (94% of them) can afford S$500 easily. I strongly believe that. It's just that, do you want to spend that S$500 on a designer bag? On new cellphone and some clothes? Or save up?

Agree with me, no??

p/s: I saw a friend of mine at Vivocity earlier carrying that S$800+ Gucci bag. Not again!!

PPP/SSS: DID ANYONE TELL YOU THAT BAGS FROM LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, COACH, GUESS ARE SO COMMON? ARE THEY FAKE?? FUCK-OFF FAKERS =)

Labels: Bag, Bitching, Designers, Fashion, Faux, Real, Rich

Singaporeans Considered Themselves "Western"

I think some do especially those Asians who are married to westerners. They immediately 'act' like one. Others who work with or have western friends do put up an act like they're better than everyone else sorta attitude. But hey, I did experienced and got that vibe from those 'western-asian wannabes' as well though.

However, I do think Singaporeans consider themselves as modern and individualistic first before anything. They think and act in a modern way to survive and keep up with trends of globalisation and with the global/local situations/crisis. They think for themselves and their immediate families, trying to improve their standard of living over time.

There is no need to try to become "western" though some still think that being considered as "western" in behaviour, speech and thinking represents superiority. Most people don't. Of course, "western" by its term is vague. It does not signify all positive things. In common consensus, it refers to another ethnic group, the whites, which is different from the Asians and the cultural influences over the latter.

So now, I really think that Singaporeans shouldn't fake themselve or to other people. If you're a Singaporean and you spoke with hella accent to me, oh boy, I'm so gonna disgrace you infront of other bitches. Get it, no?

Fuck those fake accent.

Labels: Asian, Bitching, Faux, Western

Sexiest Woman Evar!!!

So who's the sexiest woman evar in Hollywood??

Nope it isn't Angelina Jolie
Neither Paris Hilton
Or Carmen Electra

Enough of your stupid guesses ya'll. Pamela Anderson has been crowned “TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever”. Fuck shit! Why is it her? Why oh why?

I don't about your thoughts but I think she isn't that gorgeous or sexy. Perhaps she was the last time. But now, I hella think she looks kinda old to me and seriously for mother of god, she don't deserve to be crown SEXIEST! What she needs right now is a botox.

Everything about her is fake. You're lost? Confused?

Look at her lips. Did you know that Pamela Anderson started out with an awesomely beautiful natural pucker. She has unfortunately given in to pull of lip collagen and now her lips look like they are about to explode. Her top and bottom lips are of the same size which I thought it looks sorta disgusting or weird in a way. Pity, she was once a beauty. Her original lips were much more flattering to her face.

Yes, she had a breast augmentation and that's why it looks like a balloon which about to explode. Afraid not, breast implant has almost become synonym ya'll.

"Take note. This post is purely for entertainment purposes. Please do not get offended for those who are fan of PAMELA ANDERSON. Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com".

Labels: Bitching, Boobs, Botox, Celebrity, Disgusting, Faux, Horrible, Pamela Anderson

Idiots Are People Who Uses Photoshop!!

Oh my god. I love myself. I've been having photoshoots lately and god, they are fabulous. I mean I can't deny that ya'll.

Here they are.

What? Photoshopped??
Dear bitch, I don't photoshop pictures alright and ya'll know I detest photoshop-ping my pictures for nuts. Thank you.

Here are my secret to perfect pictures.
1) I actually increased the contrast and the brightness
2) Either way or another, I kinda turn the style of my pictures to sephia? Grayscale? Or whatever.

And I'm done. Pretty me and I'm fabulous.

Here is a little something for those idiots who think photoshop is cool. I don't know about you but I think being FAKE just makes you more stupid. Hey come on, god gave you that look and please for mother of god, appreciate what you are now.

I find that people (YOU in general) tend to edit pictures to that extreme where viewers like me have the difficulty seeing your oh so beautiful face. Maybe you have a very good explanation for that, no?

But who cares?

I'm grately that you're one fakers that should banish from this cyberspacial world. Who do you want to lie? Being pretty when you're not and trying so hard to be super gorgeous when you're not.

Perhaps, say thank you to Photoshop -- your ideal way to become beautiful.

Anywho who love the joy of photoshop-ping, please fuck-off =)

Labels: Bitching, Fashion, Faux, Photoshop

The Faux Nicole And Paris

Now, this is another hilarious shit I want to share, ya'll. This isn't lame, at all. I don't know if many of you knew or have heard about him (that Paris) before. Play it! Play it! Play it!

Yes, they were doing Nicole and Paris impersonation. I thought it was funny though. However, I don't know what you think about them. I don't care. Shoot, I'm so in love in craziest thing evar!

Rate it 4 out of 5 monekys

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, Fashion, Faux, Gay, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rated-21, Thinspiration

Hi, I'm KC Housefly! I'm Popular!!

Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?

No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from?

I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?

Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:
No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.
No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.
No.3 : Either you want attention.
(No point getting attention using people's name. You're just making them famous)
No.4 : Either you're paid to does something like that. (I strongly doubt so)
No.5 : Either you're fucking fugly and shy to show your face-pics.

And the list continues further...........
SO, STOP IT.

Yes I know. There are hundreds and could be thousands of these simlilar thing happens but whatev. I saw this one early this morning. Nothing stops me to blog about him. This is so fun, no?

First thing first, let's get to my point. I love to view each and everyone of you people's friendster profile every single day. That proof why you see me online (yes, I love internet) in this cyberspacial world 24hours. Earlier, I woke up and view all those updated profile and also viewed some 2nd degree friends at random. Nobody is gonna believe me but do you know I actually see a similar content at his "about me" column (2nd degree friend) as that of my friend (friendster buddy in my list). I wonder which is which -- the original and the copycat.

Let me show you the exact picture of what I'm saying if you're at the verge of confusion or simply dumb.

Hopefully you understood enough. Oh, DoNeEdeCKy II PPJ is the real. It's obvious, no? Ask him yourself you slut.

Anyway, congrats for being one heckuva copycat (my instinct tells me "'kc is fly is a smart ass and it is undeniable he is one.) You're on google. You're famous. Period.

For those who agrees, let celebrate and sing a song for "'kc is fly ya'll.

This is your nursery rhyme, remember? Sing it.
"Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap yadda yadda yadda....."

Ya'll knew I love to bitch so much. You should already know by now if you come to my blog. That's where the ultimate bitching begins. This is so fun ya'll. If you're hurt or whatev with this post, fuck yourself. I hate apologies and that's it.

Have I mention that "'kc is fly profile should fuck off? Well, he should.

Anyway, you'll realise a change to his profile -- that's because he feels guilty about it. Hahahaha. Doneedecky said to me this through friendster message and he went,

"... omg. that kc guy. gosh, he had sent me comments few times saying that my pics are nice blablabla, but never ask me for a permission for using those words tho, and ur post is soo cool. hah! u are right, Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap, hahaha.."

That's about it. Bye fakers, get a life. I will forever promote you, babe.

Labels: Disgusting, Faux, Friendster, Horrible, Lad, Original