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11/04/2008
Pictorial Galore
I'm here to update some pictorials for all to see. Hello PUSSIES ![]() Omg! Work it girls!!!!! ![]() Oh well, that bitch just need to camwhore a lil bit in the taxicab from McNally to Orchard. ![]() I upload these photos for a reason. Don't ya'll just love my outfit??? No No NOH NOAH. Don't hate it coz you can't work it, alright bitches. ------------- Anyways, a huge thanks for those lovelies that took their time and did "I ATE FAUZI" sign especially for meh. Hehehe.. You guys made me feel important. Kisses and fart to you. ![]() MAKE ME SPECIAL and send your version to my GMAIL. fauzirassull@gmail.com. Labels: Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns
9/03/2008
FASHION: Glitz And Glamour
I'm speechless every single time people sent me "I ATE FAUZI!" sign.... I am. Who are they trying to kid? These are the people who have been with me (on cyberspace) all awhile. Yes, I think I am delusional in every way. Although I do not have any fans around meh, sorry dear, I do have lovers outside/here and there/everywhere, okay. ![]() THAT'S WHY I URGE YA'LL TO SUBMIT YOUR VERSION OF "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL" TO MEH PERSONALLY via EMAIL. Add yours to my collection now!! Be creative.![]() And that's my boy. He is soo sweet. He actually emailed me that at 10am(+) right after I mentioned his name in my previous blog post. I don't know him in person actually but I did saw him a couple of times playing around Tampines area!!! hahahha. Damn, I'm a stalker. =)) ----- ---------- ------------ ---- ------ Anyhoooo, RAOUL's Private Event was a blast! It was indeed glitz and glamour evening at RAOUL earlier. I was having fun. Oh, there were a couple of Newspaper columnist too and gosh, I am honoured!!!! The 2 columinists actually interviewed us (I swear. They interviewed me and Veron) and then, they wanted us to pose for newspaper (I think) -- posing with the exclusive ladies bag, with me holding onto RAOUL's catalouge, and a shot of meh and veron with a fashionista (I assumed). The best thang was, she called us funky people! Haha. And another thang, I took a shot with a mannequin-look-alike model. Now I'm jealous. p/s: It's funnay. We didn't even ask those photographers to take our pictures. It's "THEM" who want us to be in the newspaper (I think). Now, that's delusional. I loves it! Hence, check out every copy of The Electric Newpaper, ok. You might never know I'll surprise you with my infamous "Fauzi Rassull's" pose. Hahahahahahah. And do not scream! Labels: Fashion, High Fashion, Media Attention, Photoshoots, Private Event, RAOUL, Special Invitations
9/01/2008
RAOUL Accessories Sotre Opening Invitation
Holla. Another update to suffice myself. Hehehe. I would be lying not just to myself but to ya'll if I say, I'm free all the time which in fact, I'm not! I don't know for whatever reason RAOUL sent me an invitation card via email to attend their RAOUL Accessories Store Opening (which falls on Tuesday). Which means, it's gonna be Glitz and Glamour evening!!!!! Wee wit click to enlarge =))) You heard it right!! It's at PARAGON, Orchard baybeh.. See me there at 7pm. I'm sure gonna be late because I'm a star This is so random. I didn't expect but whatever. RAOUL people (General Manager, Secretary, Guests) wants to see meh. No worries. I'll be glad to attend as a special guest. Who would have thought? But hey, that's if my RSVP is confirmed laa!! I actually reply to them late. Damn. Standby a phone and I will personally dial the number for the sake of attending the opening. Heheheh. I'm joking by the way. See you Mr GM. See you. Oh, if possible I want a free gift. A bag??? That'll be great. But that's not going to happen, yes? UPDATE: Boo hoo.. I love RAOUL now. My RSVP has been confirmed!!!!!! Yay =))) See me there. *I'm good at making up stories. Haha. I lied. Labels: Fashion, Media Attention, RAOUL, Special Invitations
8/16/2008
High Fahion Agyness Deyn
Before I go to my point, allow me to share somethang worth watching!!! That's right. My thousand pesos pose ya'll. ![]() I told ya. That's fierce. Very vogue indeed, eh? Anyhoo, stay tune for morrreee upcoming poses and fierceness from yours truly. ![]() I hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will. Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her. I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made ![]() Can I be like her? Please tell me I can. AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY ![]() Labels: Agyness Deyn, Attention, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, High Fashion, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Super Model, Top Model
7/25/2008
Booty Short Is A Trend
Wow. That bitch was caught wearing booty short. Oh my god. He got a big huge canon-sized thigh. Damn, he is not even sexy. Fuck it, he was trying to be a slut for wearing, PINK (Paula Elizabeth's favourite color)? ![]() Well oh well, I simply love the comments you gave me. It may not be a trend for boys out there but trust me, it will.. If you hate it so much that you even need to puke infront of your damn computer screen, continue doing it till you fucking die. That's right. And another thang, don't even bother to invite me to your solemn party to celebrate your death, hunney. I'll never attend such thang. So don't bother asking, okay. If you still insist that I attend, well, maybe you might want me to come over and throw shit right at you. Yes, shit! Caveman do that if you don't know. Whatever whatever whatever.. I love you all like I love my ass. What you have to do now is, wait for another pictorial which you might find me wearing mini skirt. How about that, hunney? Hahah. --------------- P/s: Dear newspaper reporter, please interview me. I want to make headlines about "HETERO MEN WEARING BOOTY SHORTS". email me at: <fauzirassull@gmail.com> Labels: Bitching, Fashion, Fashion Critic
6/28/2008
I'm Bringing Sexy Back
My blog website had undergone a super-major refurbishment and all. The objective was to turn it into a cutesy blog for the retards and also bring sexiness back! That's right. Pink is the new trend. Pink iss fabulosity, hunney. Any man whose brave enough to say he love pink publicly, is considered a "REAL MAN". Anyone disagree with me on that? Fuck you. And oh, I also have another objective in mind! To promote and to ensure every boys (like myself) out there, at home, where ever you are right now to love pink. So guys, please for goodness stop being so naive and stereotype "man" and the colour pink, alright. Hence, with the exsitence of my "PINK CAMPAIGN" (created by yours truly) is basically an organised effort to accomplish my main obejective. To get more daddies/guys/boys/granpas/anyhoo and subesequently, make pink as their favourite colour. This can be done if everyone cooperate and STOP STEREOTYPING, okay!
6/13/2008
My Own Clothing Line
Okay! I already made up my mind. I want to let everyone here knows what I'm planning to do in future. If you're an all-time reader of my online shrine, GREAT! This is indeed an exclusive blog post just for you. Anyway, I'm starting to feel bored with blogging already. Prolly because I update it on a daily basis. That might the reason why I guess. So beside blogging, I've decided to come out with my own Clothing Line! Who would have thought, eh? I always want to come out with my own clothing line. Reason being, it's cool and it's the IN THANG for me. I'm planning it and I told myself that I should get my hands on designing my own print. I know this is insane but hey, I'll try it out and see how it goes. But then, it will take approximately 6 months to process everything. You know, I have soo many things on my plate and never get it done on time. Hope you understand, okay. By the way, for a start, I'm designing a print for my own shirt. And all the prints I make will NEVER be on sale. You don't have to be upset actually. Hehe. Hooray Hooooorayyy Hhooorraaayy!! That's all folk. Labels: Attention, clothing line, Fashion, High Fashion, Online Attention
6/12/2008
Rate Me! Rape Me!
And for the men who want to be me, And for the ladies who came here to rate me.. Rate me a sexxayyy 10 if you may. I swear I'll bitch more after that, okay. =) And oh, rate me EVERYDAY. That'll be great. You know I love you, right? Come sex with me! Click! Click! Click! http://www.lookoftheyear.com/profile_537 Labels: Attention, contest, Fashion, High Fashion, Lad, Media Attention, Model, Super Model, Top Model
5/31/2008
Pictorial Galore
As promise, pictorial time maniacs. In case you're wondering and intend to get the things I wore that day, go get it anywhere in town people. Forever 21 top Skinny Jean from New Future Shade from Gucci Belt From Hugo Boss Bag from Charles and Keith Footwear from River Island Hipster from Marks And Spencer ![]() ![]() ![]() HERE'S THE BOMB! <3<3<3 ![]() Labels: Attention, Fabulous, Fags Of The World, Fans, Fashion, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation
5/03/2008
Am I Your WANNABE Blogger? DAWN YANG Is!
By any chance if you think my blog bores you, get a diet coke ready before hand okay, hunney. I don't understand why you bother so much about it. If you think it bores you in the first place, you shouldn't continue reading. Stay away from here. If you think you can't leave here without giving me a negative remarks, you can do so at the tagboard. Have it done quick and go off. If you like it profanity, I mean, FUCK OFF! Just say whatever you want. Nobody stops you. You can call it "freedom of speech" whatever suits you. I cannot deny that I blog mainly on one thang here. As we all already know, this is a blog that talks about ME and ME being/wanting to be THIN! This is not a fashion blog. This is not a blog where I grief about someone's death. Worse, I do not blog about relationship here because I feel it is not appropriate for some reasons okay. And have you came across a post where I talk about your family? No, I have not because your family does not really concern me in anyway. Duh! If anywhoo from your family dies, WHO CARES! Let them die. Back on. How in the world can you aliens compare me with some other celebrities. How can you compare me with other international bloggers? Think again! You have a brain that works, don't you? Use it, bloody idiots. Let me repeat this once again for all. I am NOT Xiaxue. **She blogs about her boyfriend every now and then, travelling stuff or whatever. I am NOT Perez Hilton. **This bigass blogger blogs about JUICY GOSSIPS (he assume that). I am NOT Bryanboy. A blog filled with luxurious fashion stuff. A fashionista? The point is, THEY BLOG/WHINE ON ONE THANG AS WELL. This is what I call a blog that has a theme to it. A THEME! Get it? Who are you kidding? So anyway, it's weird to be compared with either one of those. Just for the record, I don't label myself as either one of them bitches okay. It's YOU people who said it. Perhaps, a compliment or a sarcastic remark? Whatever, it is still a compliment to me in some way. --------------- And other important issue which I somehow think is really crucial which I have to say it now. Did you know that this is the first evar a lunatic proudly labelled me "A THINSPO-WANNABE". Wow! A wannabe? First, you assholes have the nerve to compare me and my blog with Xiaxue's, Perez Hilton's and even Bryanboy's and what now? A Thinspo-Wannabe, huh? Let me explain okay. A wannabe is some sort like a poseur. A wannabe is like, Dawn Yang! Everyone knows she is a typical cheenafied chinese before, yes? After she had gone through major plastic surgeries, face lift, face renovation or whatever, out of the blue, she look like one hell of an alien out of nowhere. She now assume herself as a Eurasian babe (that's after the surgeries). But in real fact, she is a Chinese -- a pure chinese (from mainland China). That is a wannabe okay! She is one anyway! Me, a thinspo-wannabe? Is that a joke? A thinspo-wannabe is referring to people of a bigger size who acts like h/she is thin when in actual fact, h/she is not. In other word, DELUSIONAL. Yes, I am fat with waist 26inch. And I have to let you know, I don't suit the title, "Thinspo Wannabe". It's super unglamourous in today's media ya'll. Labels: Bitching, Bryanboy, Celebrity, Controversial, Fashion, Juicy Gossips, Media Attention, Online Attention, Perez Hilton, Wannabe, Xiaxue
4/30/2008
Super-Skinny Jean Is Pretty
It's 8:30pm (Singapore Time) and look look look what I've found. Everyone knows that I love super skinny jean so much. Trust me I do. If you hate it, you have a problem. Skinny jean ain't ugly. In fact, it makes one looks hell slimmer. It actually helps to slim down And oh, if you think straight cut is cool, good for you! Well I thought, they look disgusting to my eyes. Say whatever you want to those people who wears skinny jeans ya'll. We know we look perfect with it. We know we fit it well... Sorry if skinny jeans don't do justice with you alright. It's not my fault in anyway. You're short. Bye Bitch! =) Labels: Asian Blog 2008, Bitching, Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion, Skinnyfries, thinspo, trend
4/03/2008
Outfit That Most Teens Are Into
First thing first. I am not trying to be rude. I just want to clear all misunderstanding with ya'll first before anywho start to accuse me for being super particular over the way people dress/groom themselves. Next, I swear to you I am not a fashionista either way or another. However, I've a pair of eyes that work. I see and I judge. Take note, when I judge someone in terms of their fashion, it is for a good cause okay. I want to share something in general and let us all learn from the mistakes you or rather WE make all the time. No, this isn't bitching okay. =) I admit before you that I have a really poor fashion myself and reading those Men's Folio Magazine really don't do anything good to me. I didn't see any progression at all after reading them. Let me show you a photo worth I don't know how much, which I digged in my closet drawer earlier.. ![]() Tell me what's so wrong and what's so funnay? Even you can tell, no? This is why I don't understand. I've seen a junk of people, both boys and girls in particular, wearing ala-ala like this poor kid strutting in town areas looking like that. The bag, the pant, the shirt, the jacket and that sporty shoes are all belong to the trash bin for good. Let me do him a transformation. Perhaps, not a transformation as in that transformation. But, a list of things that he might want to consider and hopefully it change his style a lil' bit okay. How about, a tote bag, skinny jean (although not in the trend right now. I don't care), a hoodie and maybe a small-sized simple tee and of course a boot to go along with! That is super hot I tell you. Super duper HOT!!!! Oh come on! After all, it's none of my business for all I care, yes? I'm just trying to help people. I love to help people the same way like I help animals fighting to protect them from abusers okay ya'll. Labels: Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion
3/27/2008
Ako ang Nagwagi
Cum April, I swear I'll be a happy boy and if you're wondering why? Apart from my upcoming birthday which falls on the 11th of next month ya'll, alot of fantabulous gifts are pouring in and showering me. And I'm not talking about birthday gifts from my friends okay. Don't get that confuse. Earlier this morning, I've received an email from one of my partner/organisation to inform me that I have won myself a S$300/- worth of fasion hamper! Yes, three hundred disney dollars of fashion stuff!!! I'm jumping around here. I'm screaming out loud. It's like I'm having a beautiful April. It will gonna be a great April for me. ![]() Remember that photoshoot above? Yes, that was taken somewhere in end-February. This photo will be my biggest memory and why? This photo made me won that gorgeous S$300/- fashion hamper. I love myself for achieving whatever I want. O kay saya ko haha. I know kasama kong ngumingiti ang mundo. Just for the record ok. Ako have to admit that ako'y larawan ng ligaya't saya!!!! Salamat na lang to one of my partner/organisation. Thank you thank you so much for that advance, EXPENSIVE, worthful birthday present EVAR!!. So yeap, another gorgeous cellphone I'm eyeing for right now is NOKIA N95 (8GB) Labels: Blog Awards, Fashion
3/13/2008
Brit Catwalker: Agyness Deyn
![]() I hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will. Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her. I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made ![]() Can I be like her? Please tell me I can. AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY ![]() Labels: Agyness Deyn, Anorexic, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, High Fashion, Runway, Super Model, Thinspiration, Top Model
3/03/2008
Skinnyfries Is Skinny
Hey everyone. I always love to blog about people. I love to bitch alot, yes? And for this post, I'm not gonna bitch nor am I gonna criticise anywho because that's not what I want to do -- at least for now. I will just show you the good side of me for this moment okay. Anyway, let's get to the point shall we? I stumble across this lady's friendster page way few months back and I tell you what. She's beautiful. She's pretty. She look glamorous in all her photos and very much like High Fashion! I swear to life of god. This isn't a lie. Just for the record, her friendster page is one site which I visit on a daily basis. That's a good thing. I'm addicted. I died when I look at her. I know I'm ke-razy. I'm super retarded but heck, I don't care. You know, she's someone that you might envy with. I don't know about you but well as for me, YES. A pretty pretty pretty YES. I think it'll be great if I upload a few photos to get you thinking who I'm talking about okay and please for mother of god, tell me you love her more than I do! Boys and girls my dear friend, Skinnyfries a.k.a Nad! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very thinspirationing!!!!!! I like. I want to be her girlfriend!!! So ya'll, more collection of her photos that will feel your stomach if you click click click to her friendster page! If you can't get through, TRY HARDER bitch! Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Fabulous, Fans, Fashion, High Fashion, Model, Photoshoots, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration
2/18/2008
Difficulty Walking In Heels, Don't Wear Em'
I've never walk in heels before but I know how it feels like to walk with it. Most ladies I knew told me it uncomfortable to walk in super duper high heels because you can't walk at a fast pace, you can't stand too much or you might sprain your ankle, and you can't shop with ease. And so I ask what makes it hard for them to shop with ease. One of my girl said they need to focus on their heels (to find balance) more than their shopping. Now I understood. It's like you need to multi-task as you're shopping, yes? But I was pretty curious why some bombshells I've seen around town were seen walking perfectly in heels (and I'm referring to 6inch or higher heels) at a very fast pace even if they were jaywalking? I died when I saw bombshells in heels. They seemed confidence unlike those typical young girls who tried so hard to wear them without much practice. But hey, I need to applaud them for their efforts (for making me laugh my ass off watching them struggled). This is an example of a red dressed young girl in heel. Take note, she's wearing a 3inch heelfor goodness and she already struggled. And I don't know who she want to lie to. She was seem struggling (duh! she walked as slow as a dying snail)while walking but acted as if her feet got sprained. This is hilarious. The girl beside her was her friend and I wonder what was her reaction like, eh? YongShan la siak! Anyway, her walk looks sorta fine to you but trust me, you'll laugh looking at her. ------------------ I think this article I found somewhere on Yahoo! really helps alot for those who has difficulties walking in heels like they've walk on it before. Steps 1. This article is all about the details. Before you start trying to perfect your walk, make sure you can take more than just a few steps in your shoes no matter how you look doing it. It's important to choose shoes that are at least sort of comfortable. 2. Practice! Practice! Practice! And watch yourself when you're walking. 3. Pay attention to the position of your feet. Your toes should be facing straight ahead. If your feet are turned out, you'll look like a duck when you walk. If your feet are turned in, you will probably fall down. 4. Try to keep your steps in a straight line. If you keep your feet apart when you're walking, you end up with a bit of a waddle. If you cross your feet over too much, you can start to look a little tipsy. 5. Try different lengths of your step and figure out what looks the best and is the most comfortable for you. If it's painful stepping, you're not going to look graceful. For most, a higher heel means a shorter step. Watch how the models walk for inspiration. 6. Keep your weight a little bit forward. Don't step toe first, but don't rely on your heel to take all your weight when you step. Especially if you're wearing really spiky heels. The higher and skinnier the heel, the more forward your weight should be. 7. Again, watch yourself. Be aware of how you are walking until it becomes natural to you. Tips * Walk in front of a mirror. Get a friend to watch you walk and give you feedback. Use a video tape and watch yourself walk. It may seem narcissistic, but it will help you look hot in the long run. * If you can find a floor with straight lines painted on it, use it to help you keep your steps in line. Sidelines of basketball courts are a great example. * Lines painted down the middle of busy streets are a bad example. * Walking with your feet one in front of the other is something you can practice without heels too. If you get so this is your natural way of walking, you're going to look just as hot walking in tennis shoes as stilettos. Warnings * While it's good to check yourself out when you're practicing, don't do it when you're out on the town. * Don't get shoes that are too high. Not only will they be nearly impossible to walk well in, they're also really bad for your legs and feet! To check if your shoes are too high, do this simple test. Stand in your shoes on a floor, and then try to raise yourself onto your toes (without bending your knees) so that there is at least an inch between the heel and the floor. If you find this impossible, the heel of the shoe is too high for you; you will end up straining your knees and legs as you try to walk in such a shoe. Difficulty Walking In Heels, Don't Wear Em'. Is That Simple? Labels: Fashion, Video, Views, Walking In Heels
1/17/2008
Tommy Hilfiger A Racist?
I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people.' His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'. Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. The suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT. PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the result of unity. Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics, clothes, bags, etc. THE WHOLE PARAGRAH WAS EXTRACTED FROM AN EMAIL. YEARS BACK? MONTHS BACK? TODAY? WHATEVER! Oh well. I wonder if ya'll gonna believe this because I don't buy that. I don't know how it originated either. Those bitch might have been sick in the mind. So yeah, here is the video I found inside my closet. Anyway, how cruel can human be? Is rumour a fun thang? p/s: I know this has long dued. Who cares? The past thang is new again, no? Labels: America, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Designers, Fashion, Tommy Hilfiger, Video, Views
12/20/2007
Bad Bad Fashion Found At Takashimaya
Welcome To My First Edition Ever Of "Fashion Blister" . No, I am not here to talk about the latest designer threads, bags, accessories and such because I don’t really have much of an idea about such stuff. I lied. Haha. This is to talk about how some outfits are so badly put together that they become visually assaulting, burns the retinas and blisters the mind and cause acute anguish, distress and trauma to family, friends and even passers-by.I hereby declare first (to prevent flaming) I am not very good a dresser myself because I do not have a very acute sense of colour (I lied again), style and coordination but I know a disaster and a victim when I see one ya'll! If you fail to notice anything wrong, wonderful, and if you are as sartorially challenged as what I've seen, please leave me your contact or send me picture to my email address because I think you might have potential. Anyway, moving on. As we know, money can buy you pretty things, like that designer bag which the bitch from nowhere was holding. However, it cannot buy your style. I heard metallic are in this season (really?) but like in the case of ‘My Heart will Go On’, beating the life out of a good things kills it. Okay, bad analogy. But you get the idea. This lady was caught wearing a totally sequined top that looks like she was going odd for her night job as a stand-in for the giant mirror ball in Ministry of Sound’s main arena because it called in sick. Not only that, she’s wearing dark, glossy ‘thing’ (Shorts? Bermudas? Legging? Knee-Length Pants? I don’t know anymore!) that I couldn’t tell whether it was a dark metallic colour or a glossy PVC thing. Hahaha. Now repeat after me: Too much of a good thing ain’t good. Oh my gosh. It makes me want to cry and I haven’t even start on her hair. Labels: Bitching, Designers, Disgusting, Expensive, Fashion, Horrible, Runway, Shopping
12/16/2007
Look How Fat I Was
I've been way too busy lately with important task that nears it deadlines. I need to settle some errands. I've been to town and got back at midnight. My weight bothers me. My body kills me. Speaking of my body, urgh seriously, I need to lose pounds and pounds and thousand pounds of weight. I'm not going to lie here. I just hate myself for being too self concious these days and I don't know why. I think I'm beginning to grow into a young boy. Maybe that was the cause, me being so paranoid over sucha thing. No, this isn't a small thing okay. If you were to be in my shoe, I hella guarantee that you will for god sake understand what I meant when I said this is a bigg issue. I suffer from weight problems eversince I'm a kid. I just realised how fat I was that time. It was totally unspeakable. Goodness, people can still say I'm cute when I'm 2000 pounds heavier than their dad. How honest was that? Lying to a young kid is really absurd. Are they blind or what? Then, at the age of 14, I didn't really care much about my diet at all. I always said "a balanced diet" is bullshit. I regret what I said. Here I am, a young 18 year old kid, trying so hard to eliminate those fucking pounds of weight from my asshole and you know I'm doing it like hell. I'm not going to worry much if I'm a small sized bitch because I know I won't come across any problems that associate with the way I look; whether or not this piece of top suits me or that heckuva bottom fits me perfect. Everyone knows everything fit you perfectly when you're small sized or even thin. When you're thin it clearly means, no extra bulge, fats hanging, wobbly tummy and whatever. How cool! So yeah, I came out with my own diet plan which I've been doing and following every single day without fail (for 2 months). 1) Biscuits and more biscuits everyday ya'll. 2) It's time to say "NO" to rice if you want my diet plan to work. 3) Participating yourself in a walking marathon to keep your stomach muscle tight. 4) No exercises at all. I called it bullshit. 5) And drinking fruit juices extracted fresh is good. 6) You don't have to eat eveyrday. 5 biscuits are pretty enough. And there you go. Dr Rassull speaks about his fabulous useful diet plan. ----- Yes, I settled some errands yesterday; my credit card bill ecetera. And now what I need is, is to shop. I need to do one hella shopping again!!!! This is so fun. I think I'm going to ZARA Ladies next weekend to get some important fashion stuff. In case you didn't know which I strongly believed you won't, shopping challenges the brain and contributes to positive self image. That is why theory have shown that women tend to live longer than men: they shop more. Whether it's for clothes or groceries, shopping is a simple way to summarise what's good for the brain. It combines three elements that allow the brain to function better: staying physically active, challenging the brain and maintaining a positive self-image. THIS IS THE POST WHICH YOU HAVE BEEN LONGING FOR. THE SELF-DUPED SINGPORE'S ONLY MALE BITCH TALKS ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE. Labels: Anorexic, Bi-Sex, Blog, Diet, Fashion, Gay, Hetero, Shopping, Thinspiration, Weight
12/09/2007
GUCCI Is So Common Ya'll !!!!
Have you had this sorta feeling while you're at town, people around you simply carrying the same bag everywhere? Yes, the size does not matter to me but what got me annoyed is when people carrying the same brand of bags. I was at town yesterday night with a friend. Do you know what I did as I was heading to Orchard Hotel from Takashimaya? I simply observed every people's bag and I tell you what. There seem to be more and more people carrying Gucci bags. The brown monogram one. If you go to Orchard Road, I bet you will be able to see a person carrying one like every 5-10 mins. No, this isn't a joke! This is what I saw yesterday. There are even 2 person carrying the same bag walking passed my friend and I while we were sitting outside Chanel Boutique. Oh maybe I'm wrong. Even in the heartland areas, those aunties are carrying it to the supermarkets (placing seafoods stuff into your Gucci bag? I'd think twice, baby). The million dollar question is, does anyone know if they are real? For me, I don't really care about designer bags and why? All bags no matter how pricey they are, comes with wear and tear. But hey, common doesn't mean that it is fake. I think alot of Singaporeans are rather affluent nowadays. Maybe some people save lesser (or don't really save) and spend all their money on such stuff. Sometimes it is a matter of whether you want to spend the money or not. A designer bag like that could typically costs S$500 (for coach). Every Singaporean (94% of them) can afford S$500 easily. I strongly believe that. It's just that, do you want to spend that S$500 on a designer bag? On new cellphone and some clothes? Or save up? Agree with me, no?? p/s: I saw a friend of mine at Vivocity earlier carrying that S$800+ Gucci bag. Not again!! PPP/SSS: DID ANYONE TELL YOU THAT BAGS FROM LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, COACH, GUESS ARE SO COMMON? ARE THEY FAKE?? FUCK-OFF FAKERS =) Labels: Bag, Bitching, Designers, Fashion, Faux, Real, Rich |