Welcome To My First Edition Ever Of "Fashion Blister". No, I am not here to talk about the latest designer threads, bags, accessories and such because I don’t really have much of an idea about such stuff. I lied. Haha. This is to talk about how some outfits are so badly put together that they become visually assaulting, burns the retinas and blisters the mind and cause acute anguish, distress and trauma to family, friends and even passers-by.

I hereby declare first (to prevent flaming) I am not very good a dresser myself because I do not have a very acute sense of colour (I lied again), style and coordination but I know a disaster and a victim when I see one ya'll!

If you fail to notice anything wrong, wonderful, and if you are as sartorially challenged as what I've seen, please leave me your contact or send me picture to my email address because I think you might have potential.

Anyway, moving on. As we know, money can buy you pretty things, like that designer bag which the bitch from nowhere was holding. However, it cannot buy your style. I heard metallic are in this season (really?) but like in the case of ‘My Heart will Go On’, beating the life out of a good things kills it. Okay, bad analogy. But you get the idea. This lady was caught wearing a totally sequined top that looks like she was going odd for her night job as a stand-in for the giant mirror ball in Ministry of Sound’s main arena because it called in sick. Not only that, she’s wearing dark, glossy ‘thing’ (Shorts? Bermudas? Legging? Knee-Length Pants? I don’t know anymore!) that I couldn’t tell whether it was a dark metallic colour or a glossy PVC thing. Hahaha.

Now repeat after me: Too much of a good thing ain’t good. Oh my gosh. It makes me want to cry and I haven’t even start on her hair.