Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

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Singapore's Ah-Beng. Are They Cool People?

What is Ah Beng? According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda yadda.

Personally, I think Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or a bad sign?

No doubt it's bad. I don't know about you but personally I find that they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll -- worse than a nerd.

What do you think of young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

postscript: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS US OFFFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine

I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?

Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?

I have no comments. You're just sick.

Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?

No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.

p/s: Is that machine for sale???

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Dildo, Disgusting, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Video, Views

Singaporeans, Please Don't Act As If You're Angmoh, Can?

I think some do (act like some westerners) especially those Asians who are married to westerners. They immediately 'act' like one. Others who work with or have western friends do put up an act like they're better than everyone else sorta attitude. But hey, I did experienced and got that vibe from those 'western-asian wannabes' as well though.

However, I do think Singaporeans consider themselves as modern and individualistic first before anything. They think and act in a modern way to survive and keep up with trends of globalisation and with the global/local situations/crisis. They think for themselves and their immediate families, trying to improve their standard of living over time.

There is no need to try to become "western" though some still think that being considered as "western" in behaviour, speech and thinking represents superiority. Most people don't. Of course, "western" by its term is vague. It does not signify all positive things. In common consensus, it refers to another ethnic group, the whites, which is different from the Asians and the cultural influences over the latter.

So now, I really think that Singaporeans shouldn't fake themselve or to other people. If you're a Singaporean and you spoke with hella accent to me, oh boy, I'm so gonna disgrace you infront of other bitches. Get it, no?

Fuck those fake accent.

Labels: Asian, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Faux, Uniquely Singapore, Western

Why Do We Have To Insult Plus-Sized People? We Are All Humans, No?

This whole paragraph was extracted from thedailyrant (UK's website) and what is really wrong with this people? Was that an insult or what? Oh my god. Squeeze me.

We need to swear them and curse them right now. This has got to stop ya'll. How many times should I say we are god's creation unless you're one pathetic alien out of nowhere living in a jungle.

See, Fauzi Rassull is faaaatttttt too, ya'll. Look at those disgusting fats everywhere on me. You better see it right now. I'm fatter than your granny and whoever I'm compared with, I'm still fat. Urghh

Labels: Anorexic, Attention, Bag, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Fat, Fauzi Rassull, Lad, Model, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, Views, Weight

Instant Attention? Get Your Face Posted At This Blog

I was on google ealier on and out of the blue, I stumbled across this blog out of nowhere. I wasn't too sure of the concept of this blog until I read it's acrhives.

I don't wish to blabber much about it. So yeah, this blog is number two on the list for my "Most Disgusting Blog Ever".

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Check it out yourself and tell me what you think.
http://asian-eye-candy.blogspot.com
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I don't know what was on these girls mind when their face were posted here. Like they say, "instant attention". I agree much.

Anywho for instant attention, try this. Applications are always open for all of us. It's free, remember. Boys are also welcome I think. Haha.

Oh fuck, this blogger could be a geek, a nerd or some maniac on the street ya'll. I was just wondering, how long has this blog been running? There seem to be over hundreds of sexy, trying to be sexy, unsexy, wannabes or just act sexy girls outta here ya'll. This is so much of a turn-off. Boo.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Desperate, Disgusting, Horrible, Ladies, Rated-21

What You Think Of Boys Turned Into ''Ah-Bengs''?

Allow me to explain to you the term Ah-Beng before you start to scratch your head. According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda.

Well I personally thought Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or bad?

No doubt it's bad. Who in the world thinks it's good ought to fuck themselve. I don't know about you but personally I thought they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll! Even our local designers like Ashley Hisham or even Hhharry probably die seeing them like that. Well honey, I hate them so much.

So yeah, what's your take on young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life ya'll. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

p/s: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS ME OFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

Bad Bad Fashion Found At Takashimaya

Welcome To My First Edition Ever Of "Fashion Blister"

. No, I am not here to talk about the latest designer threads, bags, accessories and such because I don’t really have much of an idea about such stuff. I lied. Haha. This is to talk about how some outfits are so badly put together that they become visually assaulting, burns the retinas and blisters the mind and cause acute anguish, distress and trauma to family, friends and even passers-by.

I hereby declare first (to prevent flaming) I am not very good a dresser myself because I do not have a very acute sense of colour (I lied again), style and coordination but I know a disaster and a victim when I see one ya'll!

If you fail to notice anything wrong, wonderful, and if you are as sartorially challenged as what I've seen, please leave me your contact or send me picture to my email address because I think you might have potential.

Anyway, moving on. As we know, money can buy you pretty things, like that designer bag which the bitch from nowhere was holding. However, it cannot buy your style. I heard metallic are in this season (really?) but like in the case of ‘My Heart will Go On’, beating the life out of a good things kills it. Okay, bad analogy. But you get the idea. This lady was caught wearing a totally sequined top that looks like she was going odd for her night job as a stand-in for the giant mirror ball in Ministry of Sound’s main arena because it called in sick. Not only that, she’s wearing dark, glossy ‘thing’ (Shorts? Bermudas? Legging? Knee-Length Pants? I don’t know anymore!) that I couldn’t tell whether it was a dark metallic colour or a glossy PVC thing. Hahaha.

Now repeat after me: Too much of a good thing ain’t good. Oh my gosh. It makes me want to cry and I haven’t even start on her hair.

Labels: Bitching, Designers, Disgusting, Expensive, Fashion, Horrible, Runway, Shopping

The First Time Was Prima Deli. Now, It's Sheng Siong Turns

Sales executive Sandra wanted to give her customers a treat. She left on each desk two pieces of Ferrero Rocher chocolate she had bought from Sheng Siong Supermarket that morning (Dec 11)

"One girl saw a worm crawling out! We put the chocolate back into the box and shook it. More worms crawled out!" she said.

"I bought four boxes of the chocolate from Sheng Siong in Jurong West. As I was giving out the chocolate from one box, I saw powdery stuff in there and thought it was caused by poor handling," she said.

"Then one of the girls saw a worm crawling out!"

Alarmed, she quickly collected all the chocolate she had given out.

"We put the chocolate from that particular box back into the box and shook the box. All the worms started crawling out from the wrapper!" Sandra said.

These photos were sent by her customer Teddy, 26.

"Someone ate the chocolate without checking but he seems fine. The chocolate was manufactured in Jan 07 and expire Jan 08. The box of chocolate is still in the office. All the worms are still alive," he said.

STOMP contacted Sheng Siong Supermarket and a spokesman said: "We will remove all the chocolate from that batch that was produced in Jan 07 and expire in Jan 08 from all our outlets.

"We have apologized to the STOMPer and will send four boxes of the chocolate from the latest batch personally to her.

"Based on preliminary internal checks, the chocolate had not expired but we will remove them from the shelves. Customers who have problems can contact Sheng Siong.

"We have also notified the supplier," she said.
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I swear to you I'm not going to eat Ferrero chocolate anymore. It is time for me to stop eating it. Eww, it is just disgusting. I mean worms!!! I don't know how many worms I've chewed from all the chocolates I've eaten so far.

p/s: I know this is long since due but who cares.

Labels: Bitching, Disgusting

Sexiest Woman Evar!!!

So who's the sexiest woman evar in Hollywood??

Nope it isn't Angelina Jolie
Neither Paris Hilton
Or Carmen Electra

Enough of your stupid guesses ya'll. Pamela Anderson has been crowned “TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever”. Fuck shit! Why is it her? Why oh why?

I don't about your thoughts but I think she isn't that gorgeous or sexy. Perhaps she was the last time. But now, I hella think she looks kinda old to me and seriously for mother of god, she don't deserve to be crown SEXIEST! What she needs right now is a botox.

Everything about her is fake. You're lost? Confused?

Look at her lips. Did you know that Pamela Anderson started out with an awesomely beautiful natural pucker. She has unfortunately given in to pull of lip collagen and now her lips look like they are about to explode. Her top and bottom lips are of the same size which I thought it looks sorta disgusting or weird in a way. Pity, she was once a beauty. Her original lips were much more flattering to her face.

Yes, she had a breast augmentation and that's why it looks like a balloon which about to explode. Afraid not, breast implant has almost become synonym ya'll.

"Take note. This post is purely for entertainment purposes. Please do not get offended for those who are fan of PAMELA ANDERSON. Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com".

Labels: Bitching, Boobs, Botox, Celebrity, Disgusting, Faux, Horrible, Pamela Anderson

I Got Annoyed With "Party Like A Rockstar, Fcuk Like A Pornstar"

Okay. I'm not gonna stay cool for now. I had enough seeing this phrase "Party Like A Rockstar. Fuck Like A Pornstar" everywhere. One person starts and everyone follows.

Didn't your mom thought you to be original, no? Crack those brain and find your own. I'm begging you please, never place anything you saw and treat it like your own dammit. Haven't I said this a few days ago? Ar fuck, ya'll want to be that beaver copycat (read previous post and you'll understand)?

The question for those who place that kinda phrase everywhere, have you or haven't you visit clubs before? Either a yes or a no. If you are underaged, I have nothing else to say but to scream DREAM ONN you slut!

Seriously, don't get me wrong. I don't offend people and you know I love you all the same. I just felt irritated by the phrase. It is so cliche. That's all. Get it?

Fuck off and shoo =)

And now, for the coolest thing evar. I know you love me and can't wait to see pictures of the fabulous Fauzi Rassull.

P/S: I see it myself. The pictures go blurred for whatever reason. But I still look cool, no?
Please tell me that I'm fabulous. Hahah.

Labels: Bitching, Club, Disgusting, Original

Hi, I'm KC Housefly! I'm Popular!!

Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?

No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from?

I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?

Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:
No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.
No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.
No.3 : Either you want attention.
(No point getting attention using people's name. You're just making them famous)
No.4 : Either you're paid to does something like that. (I strongly doubt so)
No.5 : Either you're fucking fugly and shy to show your face-pics.

And the list continues further...........
SO, STOP IT.

Yes I know. There are hundreds and could be thousands of these simlilar thing happens but whatev. I saw this one early this morning. Nothing stops me to blog about him. This is so fun, no?

First thing first, let's get to my point. I love to view each and everyone of you people's friendster profile every single day. That proof why you see me online (yes, I love internet) in this cyberspacial world 24hours. Earlier, I woke up and view all those updated profile and also viewed some 2nd degree friends at random. Nobody is gonna believe me but do you know I actually see a similar content at his "about me" column (2nd degree friend) as that of my friend (friendster buddy in my list). I wonder which is which -- the original and the copycat.

Let me show you the exact picture of what I'm saying if you're at the verge of confusion or simply dumb.

Hopefully you understood enough. Oh, DoNeEdeCKy II PPJ is the real. It's obvious, no? Ask him yourself you slut.

Anyway, congrats for being one heckuva copycat (my instinct tells me "'kc is fly is a smart ass and it is undeniable he is one.) You're on google. You're famous. Period.

For those who agrees, let celebrate and sing a song for "'kc is fly ya'll.

This is your nursery rhyme, remember? Sing it.
"Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap yadda yadda yadda....."

Ya'll knew I love to bitch so much. You should already know by now if you come to my blog. That's where the ultimate bitching begins. This is so fun ya'll. If you're hurt or whatev with this post, fuck yourself. I hate apologies and that's it.

Have I mention that "'kc is fly profile should fuck off? Well, he should.

Anyway, you'll realise a change to his profile -- that's because he feels guilty about it. Hahahaha. Doneedecky said to me this through friendster message and he went,

"... omg. that kc guy. gosh, he had sent me comments few times saying that my pics are nice blablabla, but never ask me for a permission for using those words tho, and ur post is soo cool. hah! u are right, Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap, hahaha.."

That's about it. Bye fakers, get a life. I will forever promote you, babe.

Labels: Disgusting, Faux, Friendster, Horrible, Lad, Original

Horrible Blog EVAR!

Let me start by saying sorry if I'm gonna hurt anywho with this post. Ya'll know, I like to bitch so much and sometimes I got carried away. Oh, do not blame me.

Continue reading if you love me and to haters, it'll be great if you bitches join in as well. Arghh. I don't care much about that. So whatev.

Now let's get to my point. I've seen a couple of blog website and I don't know for whatever reason, I kinda hate them. But I will only share one of D'MOST DISGUSTING blog EVAR. Thank god, this blog is owned by one of the Malaysians' and that explains much why the people,(generally the kentalan guys) if you would go to any shopping malls, you'll realised most of them look very much a pervert.

The title of the page is, "GOSSIP ARTIS MALAYSIA". Yes it was no doubt that, the title got me interested. I love gossips, bitching and whatever, no? I mean who wouldn't unless you're somewhat boring and lame.

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK YA'LL. THIS IS SOO FUNN.

I don't know if this idiot is trying to be smart or stupid to the core for using the title "GOSSIP ARTIS MALAYSIA" but then, blogged a post on rated-21 stuff. Yeah, it's not really pornos but uh... you'll soon know what I meant. Have you heard about someone being a retarded despo or even a horny bastard or better yet a pervertic maniac? Yes, this blogger suits them all. Boo!

I'm mad. I've been fooled. How dare him! How dare him!!! Oh my god. This blog should fuck-off.

Labels: Blog, Disgusting, Horrible

Emily Nakanda Wants Fame. Hahah

Okay. I thought of making a post about Holywood Goes Halloween. But but but, this image hosting whatever is creating trouble with me. The uploading speed was tremondosly fucking fast as a snail. Ya'll know I can't be that patience. After those images (2 out of 10) has been uploaded, oh shoot, you can't see a thing (blur blur blur effect and it's worse than photoshopped). You see, you've waited for about 10 minutes of your precious time waiting for that darn pictures to get uploaded. However, it turned out ugly yadda yadda yadda and yes, these are definitely not the standard you want. I don't know about you but I think it's disgusting. I'd rather discard that blurred image than got it posted on the net.

I'm fucken pissed. I'm mad. I'm sick of it.

Oh well, let's move on for now.

I read a website and I was surprised that a 15 year old contestant of X-Factor attacked a teenage girl in a "happy slapping" video when she should rehearse and practice her vocal, no?

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! for the report

Now, what you think? Cool? You like it? Oh, you planned to kill someone now?

Whatever.

I think she did it to get lots of publicity and I'm so willing to publicise her here. That will be great. I mean, people like her deserve cheap attention like ME!!

Labels: Celebrity, Disgusting