I've been way too busy lately with important task that nears it deadlines. I need to settle some errands. I've been to town and got back at midnight. My weight bothers me. My body kills me.

Speaking of my body, urgh seriously, I need to lose pounds and pounds and thousand pounds of weight. I'm not going to lie here. I just hate myself for being too self concious these days and I don't know why. I think I'm beginning to grow into a young boy. Maybe that was the cause, me being so paranoid over sucha thing. No, this isn't a small thing okay. If you were to be in my shoe, I hella guarantee that you will for god sake understand what I meant when I said this is a bigg issue.

I suffer from weight problems eversince I'm a kid. I just realised how fat I was that time. It was totally unspeakable. Goodness, people can still say I'm cute when I'm 2000 pounds heavier than their dad. How honest was that? Lying to a young kid is really absurd. Are they blind or what?

Then, at the age of 14, I didn't really care much about my diet at all. I always said "a balanced diet" is bullshit. I regret what I said. Here I am, a young 18 year old kid, trying so hard to eliminate those fucking pounds of weight from my asshole and you know I'm doing it like hell.

I'm not going to worry much if I'm a small sized bitch because I know I won't come across any problems that associate with the way I look; whether or not this piece of top suits me or that heckuva bottom fits me perfect. Everyone knows everything fit you perfectly when you're small sized or even thin. When you're thin it clearly means, no extra bulge, fats hanging, wobbly tummy and whatever. How cool!

So yeah, I came out with my own diet plan which I've been doing and following every single day without fail (for 2 months).

1) Biscuits and more biscuits everyday ya'll.
2) It's time to say "NO" to rice if you want my diet plan to work.
3) Participating yourself in a walking marathon to keep your stomach muscle tight.
4) No exercises at all. I called it bullshit.
5) And drinking fruit juices extracted fresh is good.
6) You don't have to eat eveyrday. 5 biscuits are pretty enough.

And there you go. Dr Rassull speaks about his fabulous useful diet plan.

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Yes, I settled some errands yesterday; my credit card bill ecetera. And now what I need is, is to shop. I need to do one hella shopping again!!!! This is so fun. I think I'm going to ZARA Ladies next weekend to get some important fashion stuff.

In case you didn't know which I strongly believed you won't, shopping challenges the brain and contributes to positive self image. That is why theory have shown that women tend to live longer than men: they shop more.

Whether it's for clothes or groceries, shopping is a simple way to summarise what's good for the brain. It combines three elements that allow the brain to function better: staying physically active, challenging the brain and maintaining a positive self-image.

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