Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

--------------
And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
......................................
......................
.........................................
......................
............
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
.............................................
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
....................................
......................................
......................
............
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
....................................

Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"

Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Kill The Rest

HI WORLD WIDE WEB.

People went,
"OMG OMG. My blog is one of the finalist for some blog award contest..."

What the fuck.

Why do you need to brag??
Why do you have to react like as if your pet dog is still alive, hunney??

You tell me people.

If I were in your bloody shoes, I'll just pretend like I'm not one of the finalist (even if I am) for some blogging award crap. Hahaha. And then if I have won, that's when I will brag. And don't make me brag because everyone here knows I'm good at it, yes???

So if you want me to brag like there's no tomorrow, vote me.

As much as I admire all of you reading my blog, I'll be more than happy if ya'll donate half of your heart and do what you got to do, dear. Do it because my life is at stake. I will die of some "********" disease if you don't. Hehe
http://sg-blogawards.blogspot.com/2008/07/best-asian-blog.html. That's right.

Why vote for the rest when you can just vote me and just me. This is a competition. This is not some "Xiaxue's in search for her BEST FRIEND FOREVER" contest, dimwits. I don't wanna please and make friends with other bloggers who are competing with meh, bitches. Hahaha

Anywhooo, this is the Kween of bitching. Vote meh.
Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch.

Ok hunney =)

Remember, you got to do this everytime when momma ask you to.

Have funn.

Labels: Asian Blog, Asian Blog 2008, Blog Awards, competition, Singapore

Tell Me You Hate Me

I can't help but wonder why many netizens hate me my blog. A few show their love and cumshot together with the rest. That's how you do it, hunney. My blog is orgasmic. My blog is always stained with juicy cums everywhere. I love it. I swear I do. Haha.

Just hate me all you want because you can't change the fact that I will still love you no matter what, okay.

And so, I sat here in the dark asking myself why do ya'll hate my blog?
Those reasons just pops so quick like shit coming out from your dear asshole. Who would have thought, eh?

1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat "bushied" pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/the poors/the rich/kings and queens/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) Not all my topics seems juicy to you. But then, it's way sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy/Xiaxue in a classless way
15) I'm Singapore's Only Male Bitch
16) I look fake like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way. But still, amateur.
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

And let tell me you this. Why the hell do I need to please eachh and everyy one of you out there! Why?

I don't remember I'm paid to listen to you.
I don't see myself as a puppy whom you can play and instruct with, okay.
And I don't need any one to spoon fed me like a 2 year old kid craving for your momma's powdered breastmilk.

I do what I want here. I do it my way. You like my blog, I'm happy. And if you loathe it, I'll be more than just happy people.

If you think that my discussion over here don't really match your preferences, meaning, not the type of blog you would read/go/browse/ransack/surf, go somewhere else. And oh, don't even bother to leave nasty nasty nasty tags, okay.

Labels: Asian Blog, Bitching, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

I'm A Non-Exhaustive Better Known Blogger?

And again, I' m honoured!

Thanks to everyone who have been nominating me in Singapore Blog Awards, okay.

I'm one of those non-exhaustive better known bloggers who have registered so far.And I'm glad! =)
(And again, click to enlarge hunney)

The point is, What is the term "Non-Exhaustive" means anyway?
I have to admit I'm abit dumb here. I've tried to use the online dictionary. Yes, I found the meaning. However, I still don't get it.. Oh my god. Why am I soo stupid?

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, Blog Awards, blogging contest, Fauzi Rassull, OMY, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Do You Like "Bitching Blog"?

I was browsing through all my blog posts earlier and I started to realise that I bitch alot and surprising, I bitch on a daily basis.

Sometimes I find that blogging over the same thang over and over again, whining over the same thang again and again might bore people reading it. When we blog, we want to ensure that we get a certain amount of readership, yes? That depends on what kinda topic we blog on.

Like myself, I bitch alot. But then, too much bitching in a blog sometimes bores me too. Yes, I'm talking about my blog. It makes people think I am sucha pain the ass. It makes people think I'm sooo gay and have got no life because all I did was, bitching. I don't know if I'm being real or perhaps, I'm just faking it. I don't know because I'm not like that kinda person with that attitude outside. Well, yeah I bitch sometimes with my friends but hey, not like what you see here. And the point is, I don't like to fake myself. Never was. So it's like I have two different personalities or something. Get it?

-------------
People always gave stupid comments about me, people used my name and my blog link to tag at other alien's blog, I've received alot of hate emails before and a few I should say, felt disgusted with my little online shrine. And why? Because these moronic creatures created by god jolly well try to be an air hole and judge me by my blog. They see my blog and the first impression that comes to their mind is, I'm a fucking retarded nincompoop out of nowhere. This is how retarded, brainless, imbecile people think. Hello, say hi to me and see how the convo goes after that, okay. And I find it hilarious when people who say that they love my blog still do it. They gave me a gave me bad bad and super bad comments. What do you have say, eh? So anyway, whatever with that.

And oh, no matter what you blog and no matter how cool your blog is, people are still gonna hate you. It is hard to please people if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I shall start to blog about something different this time. But then again, my brain tells me not to. Reason being, this is a "once a pPro-Ana blog-cum-bitching blog". You don't want to see a bitching blog that blogs about your family, right? That's so random and out of the point if you were to ask me.

On that note, I AM STILL ENTERTAINING, NO? Hahahaha.
Tell me I am ya'll

I love you bitches! =)

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, Bitching, Controversial, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog