Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Guess what greeted meh while I was having my breakfast-cum-lunch?

LOOK AT IT BITCH

A kind soul all the way from the west side of Singapore sent this to my gmail. I am thankful for all the effort.

So now. HELLO WEST SIDE!! Don't ya think it is about time you make one for meh.. Yes people from the WEST!!! I'm talking to you.

Bye all =)

Labels: Attention, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns

Back To Blogging

Time zoomed by real fast, and even though I hadn't exactly been away from my blog (I still read others' blogs now and then), I hardly post much these days, compared to my previous several-entries-a-day record...

What was supposed to be a little hiatus took a turn and I had become kinda complacent with Life in general. The recent unexpected deaths of some people in the news, made me wonder if this blog will be what's left of me when it's my turn to pass on...

But then again, how long will a non-updated blog last before it expires by default? And by then, probably no one will bother anyway.

I had not been shopping for weeks/months (I lied), and had steered clear of gaseous drinks (coke etc.) for just as long. I had also stopped watching dvds altogether, and skipped all the movies in the cinemas. Among the stuff in my super long to-do list are polishing my VAIO, projects, advertorials, checking my adsense on a daily basis and etcetera etcetera.

God knows, I'm lazy.

Anyway, I am happy to be blogging again! I had a lil' changed to my website, for better or for worse. You make the judge. Will work on a better one soon... And I had spring-cleaned my VAIO -- deleting/throwing unwanted stuff altogether!

On that note,
SELAMAT HARI RAYA TO ALL LOVELY MUSLIMS WHERE EVER YOU ARE =)

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YOU GUYS OUGHT TO DO ONE LIKE SERIOUSLY =))
send it to fauzirassull@gmail.com

Labels: Attention, famous, i a, Namesigns

1 2 3 Poof!!

Update:
"PLEASE LA! What the fuck with "FR EXPOSED" person! "
JUST STOP!

number 1: stop spreading it.
number 2: don't disguise as me
number 3: never use "FR". Irritating.

Apparently, an alienated creature of god crawled most of our dear bloggers (who are based in the Philippine) and leave "FR EXPOSED" tags everywhere. That's right. I really do not know the intention of this creature. I am not sad. Neither am I loving it. I'm somewhere in between!! Gees. What is really wrong with the world???

I am so fucken sure this chain of "FR EXPOSED" shit will not stop. I swear. Now that my blog is partially known in the Philippine, where else does this creature want to bring "FR EXPOSED" tag to?? America?? England? Indonesia? Zimbabwe? Fuck off.

Oh I am not going to apologise for what happened, okay. Blame that "FR EXPOSED" person. Why do I need to apologise in the first place?

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Anyways, 1 2 3 and POOOOF!!!
See what I"ve got in my gmail. Another surprise from two GORGEOUS people (I SWEAR I LOVE THEM ESPECIALLY... ok stop)

Meet Dougie Clarkson and Vanessa Jones!!!!
Eh eh, I don't know why but I really really love this. I died =))

click click click to zoom innnnn

*SEND YOUR VERSION TO MY GMAIL PEOPLE!!!
fauzirassull@gmail.com that is.

Labels: Am I Fat?, Attention, famous, Namesigns

Boo Hoo

Psssssstt...

Nanny nanny poo poo. I got another "I Ate Fauzi" surprise in my gmail.
Say whut!! Say whutt, hoe??

Anyway, this boyfriend (For the fun of it. No no! Another blog reader) of mine is super duper sweet. I'm serious.

Meet the lad -- YaoKuan

Even a character of Sesame Street joined the fun. How about that????? Explain that to me.

Nicely done. Loves it.

Labels: Attention, famous, Fans, Namesigns

Say Whut

Say whutt!!!!!!
Even the cat ate me up, hoe. Hehe. She/He/It thinks I'm better than the smell of tuna. Who would have thought, eh??

Thanks Ayla a.ka Lina Asmoni where ever you are, alright.

P/s: The cat is very cute. Woof back at her for me darl.

Labels: Attention, famous, I Ate Fauzi, Namesigns

Say Hello

Oh my god. Say hello to these cute people.... =))))))))))

What a night I had! A terrible night. It almost became a nightmare while I was at Orchard earlier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (many many exclamation marks indeed)

DON'T ASK ME WHY

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Anyhooo, I have so many things on my plate

(1) I have almost due projects to be done and thank god, I haven't even start.
(2) I need to send an e-mail to Nuffnang which regards to my pay.
(3) I need to head down to Tanglin Police Headquarter on the 29th September 2008.
(4) blah blah blah blah...

NOT AGAIN

Labels: Attention, famous, Fans, Media Attention, Namesigns

I Ate Fauzi Galore

All these people who spent their time making "I ATE FAUZI!" sign have to be rewarded with Kit and Kat chocolate bars!!!!!

I can't say anythang. Those namesigns are all PRICELESS! Believe me or not, I'm super duper happy than ever. Gosh. I'm watching porn video right now. Told ya. I'm happy.

Thank you thank you and thankk youuu lovely people where ever you are right now, hoe.

Labels: Attention, famous, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns, Online Attention

Paparazzied Out Of Nowhere

All along I've been bombarded with lotsa hate remarks -- be it online, streets, malls, college, anywhere. My personal life has been breached without my consent. And recently (ok not that "recent" la), I've been paparazzied. Who would have thought, eh??

Anyways, let's puhhlay compare, shall we??

foto courtesy: Bryanboy.com

THANK GOD THAT THEY DIDN'T ROB ME OF MY VIRGINITY!! PHEWW

Labels: Attention, Celebrity, Cheap People, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, paparazzi, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

I Ate Fauzi Rassull Again!!

I do hope every Muslims out there had a great meal, okay. Gosh! I just had 2 slices of bread (at dawn) and that's it. I don't feel hungry in the afternoon. Prolly because I'm used to it. You know, I don't eat alot in school, outside or even at home. So that could be the reason, yes??

Anyways, surprise surprise and surprise!!
Don't you just love it when people are sooo supportive towards you??? And it sent off a red flag in my mind that I ought to change! That's right. You heard meh. Thank you all again =)

Labels: Attention, Fans, Namesigns

Important Note For All

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

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And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
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Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"

Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Real Photoshoot

And here is another update for all. I know ya'll have been waiting for another pictorial galore from meh. You bitches want me to update you about my life and so for, yes? Well, I had a greaaaat time these days actually. I had a reaaaal photoshoot. It will be out on media soon/not so soon/ next month?? I really do not have any idea. So check them out. Isn't it fun having real photographer snapping you here and there and makes you feel like a celebrity for some reasons when bitches like you out there happily complimenting me in a very super nice way??? Enough said ya'll. I love it.

Hence, without further ado, this is what you want.
(Take note, pictorials are in no particular order.)

Labels: Attention, Controversial, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

I Ate Fauzi

Holla..

I was peeing at one of "D" dirtiest hawker centre and I saw this!!!
Gees, I peed at him. Oopsie pussy.

Can anyone explain this to meh..

GEES, I LOVE THIS GUY.

Labels: Attention, jFamous, Media Attention, Online Attention

Promotional Work

Voguelicious Fan Page is available for add-ups
As you know, the featured dance crew of the day/month/year/future whatever whatever is definitely ~~prolly~~ Voguelicious without any doubts. That's riighhht, bitches.

Who are they? What are they? And if you have queries with regards to Voguelicious, do not hesitate to add those fuckers on Friendster. Yes, it is as simple as that, okay.

I've been a self-proclaimed Singapore's Only Male Bitch for soo long now. To crown anyone/anybody/whoever with my "Singapore's Only" title is not easy, okay. I can't really close my eyes and pick anyone at random and subsequently tell the lucky ones "Hey bitch, I'm glad to present the title Singapore's Only Male to you, dot dot dot"

Get what I meant here, hun?

After so much of thinking, I finally came to a decision and I don't care if ya'll out there like it or not. So, I personally crowned Voguelicious (the right candidate) with my "Singapore's Only" vogue title to them on 24 of July (the exact date).

CLICK CLICK >> When Voguelicious was crowned with "Singapore's Only" vogue title

And thereafter,

See look see look see look. We already have:
Singapore's Only Male Bitch
and Singapore's Only Male PussyCat Dolls in town ya'll.

Now that you know.

Allow me to please you with their promotional photoshoot which was taken few days ago.

Which is your favourite , love? Let me know and kit-kat will be on your wayy.
Hehe. Oh wells.

Labels: Attention, Dance, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, popular, Voguelicious

Love Me Because I'm Thin

I have wayyyyyy alot of things to be done on my plate. LaSalle projects here and there. 10 over artworks piling up. Gosh! I felt like I've not been blogging and have my blog update for weeks (though it's only a few days/minutes/hours). But whatever.

I'm here. I already have my little online shrine updated. So ya'll better read and boo hoo with meh ya'll!

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Many people have been giving me wonderful and fabulous comments about me being thin. Am I flattered or what? Unfortunately, SOME feel otherwise. They hate me for being too over self-concious. They hate me because I'm all vain. They hate me because I have a pair of leg which every single soul (mainly girls) dream about. Hahaha. Hilarious, eh?

Okay okay, Different people have their point of views. So what now?

Being thin is also about perfection yaw. I know I AM not perfect in some ways or another. So are you! Ok ok. You're "puurfect". =))

I'm serious!!! I'm goddamn serious. If you don't help yourself and start killing all those thousand pound of fats right now, DON'T blame meh for not telling. I did my part and you jolly listen and do it right bitch.

Now what is "beauty" to you?????
Check this video out ya'll. Very thinspiring, yes?

(Anyhoo, can anyone tell me what song is this btw? Loves it)

TYRA BANK SHOULD SEE THIS FOR HERSELF!
And where's Kate Moss? I have to let her know that she thinspires everyone (not me alone) to stay thin!!!

As of now. I really want to attend a THINSPO PARTAY (strictly thinspo) right here in Singapore (if there's any). I really want to. I want to explore and meet thinnnnn-y people. Oh my god!

~~Fat asses, I'm not going to lie myself for loving you.~~
~~Stay out of my life because people like you are the ones that trynna bring my confidence down which it is of no use. Well at least SOME are like that.~~

Whatever it is, I lied. I love everyone over here. Friends love Fauzi Rassull =)))))

With that being said, do remember to check this page out often.
I have a surprise for all.

(1) Could it be about Jason Pereira (that ~~bloody critc~~ fucking retarded)
(2) Could it be another Pictorial Galore
(3) Could it be another Video Logging
(4) Could it be Fauzi Rassull with long hair
(5) Could it be about VOGUELICIOUS.
(add to their friendlist now. Whilst stock last. Whatever that iss, hoes.)

For fun sake, tell meh which ones really interest you the most.
Answers on my tagboard, fuckers.

Labels: Attention, Being Skinny, Bitching, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo, Views

Fauzi Rassull Singing

Blogging hiatus???? No bitches. I don't need any hiatus. I don't know what hiatus you're talking about because I've uploaded a video (a short one btw) with meh singing!!!!!

That's right. Everyone loves to sing, yes?

Anyhoooo, pardon me for the "oh soo poor" quality but no worries my dear. Dad promised me of a new digital camcorder this September. Omgosh. He loves meh and yes, Samsung camcorder, I'm gonna get you right soon bitch.

Labels: Attention, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, singing

High Fahion Agyness Deyn

Before I go to my point, allow me to share somethang worth watching!!! That's right. My thousand pesos pose ya'll.

I told ya. That's fierce. Very vogue indeed, eh?
Anyhoo, stay tune for morrreee upcoming poses and fierceness from yours truly.

I hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will.
Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her.

I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made ~~everyone~~ me "DIE". I love it. I do.

Can I be like her?
Please tell me I can.

AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Attention, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, High Fashion, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Super Model, Top Model

Pictorial Galore Part 2

Anyhoooo, this is my new mate and god, she knows how to work with the camera ya'll.
Loves it.

Labels: Attention, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Pictorial Galore

**UPDATED

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

That's right, hommies.
It's S U R P R I S E. Hahah

I delibrately place two mother fuckingly gorgeous picas in today's entry because I know ya'll gonna comment and say whatever you deem fit about me, yes??? Nice. This is it. Comment these picas ya'll.

Me and who again? Go fuck yourself. =)))

THE END =))

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Relationship, Sex Scandal