Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

All these people who spent their time making "I ATE FAUZI!" sign have to be rewarded with Kit and Kat chocolate bars!!!!!

I can't say anythang. Those namesigns are all PRICELESS! Believe me or not, I'm super duper happy than ever. Gosh. I'm watching porn video right now. Told ya. I'm happy.

Thank you thank you and thankk youuu lovely people where ever you are right now, hoe.

Labels: Attention, famous, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns, Online Attention

Paparazzied Out Of Nowhere

All along I've been bombarded with lotsa hate remarks -- be it online, streets, malls, college, anywhere. My personal life has been breached without my consent. And recently (ok not that "recent" la), I've been paparazzied. Who would have thought, eh??

Anyways, let's puhhlay compare, shall we??

foto courtesy: Bryanboy.com

THANK GOD THAT THEY DIDN'T ROB ME OF MY VIRGINITY!! PHEWW

Labels: Attention, Celebrity, Cheap People, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, paparazzi, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Important Note For All

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

--------------
And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
......................................
......................
.........................................
......................
............
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
.............................................
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
....................................
......................................
......................
............
...................................................
...........................
...................
..........
.............................
...........
.........................
................
....................................

Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"

Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Real Photoshoot

And here is another update for all. I know ya'll have been waiting for another pictorial galore from meh. You bitches want me to update you about my life and so for, yes? Well, I had a greaaaat time these days actually. I had a reaaaal photoshoot. It will be out on media soon/not so soon/ next month?? I really do not have any idea. So check them out. Isn't it fun having real photographer snapping you here and there and makes you feel like a celebrity for some reasons when bitches like you out there happily complimenting me in a very super nice way??? Enough said ya'll. I love it.

Hence, without further ado, this is what you want.
(Take note, pictorials are in no particular order.)

Labels: Attention, Controversial, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

I Ate Fauzi

Holla..

I was peeing at one of "D" dirtiest hawker centre and I saw this!!!
Gees, I peed at him. Oopsie pussy.

Can anyone explain this to meh..

GEES, I LOVE THIS GUY.

Labels: Attention, jFamous, Media Attention, Online Attention

Promotional Work

Voguelicious Fan Page is available for add-ups
As you know, the featured dance crew of the day/month/year/future whatever whatever is definitely ~~prolly~~ Voguelicious without any doubts. That's riighhht, bitches.

Who are they? What are they? And if you have queries with regards to Voguelicious, do not hesitate to add those fuckers on Friendster. Yes, it is as simple as that, okay.

I've been a self-proclaimed Singapore's Only Male Bitch for soo long now. To crown anyone/anybody/whoever with my "Singapore's Only" title is not easy, okay. I can't really close my eyes and pick anyone at random and subsequently tell the lucky ones "Hey bitch, I'm glad to present the title Singapore's Only Male to you, dot dot dot"

Get what I meant here, hun?

After so much of thinking, I finally came to a decision and I don't care if ya'll out there like it or not. So, I personally crowned Voguelicious (the right candidate) with my "Singapore's Only" vogue title to them on 24 of July (the exact date).

CLICK CLICK >> When Voguelicious was crowned with "Singapore's Only" vogue title

And thereafter,

See look see look see look. We already have:
Singapore's Only Male Bitch
and Singapore's Only Male PussyCat Dolls in town ya'll.

Now that you know.

Allow me to please you with their promotional photoshoot which was taken few days ago.

Which is your favourite , love? Let me know and kit-kat will be on your wayy.
Hehe. Oh wells.

Labels: Attention, Dance, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, popular, Voguelicious

Love Me Because I'm Thin

I have wayyyyyy alot of things to be done on my plate. LaSalle projects here and there. 10 over artworks piling up. Gosh! I felt like I've not been blogging and have my blog update for weeks (though it's only a few days/minutes/hours). But whatever.

I'm here. I already have my little online shrine updated. So ya'll better read and boo hoo with meh ya'll!

--------------
Many people have been giving me wonderful and fabulous comments about me being thin. Am I flattered or what? Unfortunately, SOME feel otherwise. They hate me for being too over self-concious. They hate me because I'm all vain. They hate me because I have a pair of leg which every single soul (mainly girls) dream about. Hahaha. Hilarious, eh?

Okay okay, Different people have their point of views. So what now?

Being thin is also about perfection yaw. I know I AM not perfect in some ways or another. So are you! Ok ok. You're "puurfect". =))

I'm serious!!! I'm goddamn serious. If you don't help yourself and start killing all those thousand pound of fats right now, DON'T blame meh for not telling. I did my part and you jolly listen and do it right bitch.

Now what is "beauty" to you?????
Check this video out ya'll. Very thinspiring, yes?

(Anyhoo, can anyone tell me what song is this btw? Loves it)

TYRA BANK SHOULD SEE THIS FOR HERSELF!
And where's Kate Moss? I have to let her know that she thinspires everyone (not me alone) to stay thin!!!

As of now. I really want to attend a THINSPO PARTAY (strictly thinspo) right here in Singapore (if there's any). I really want to. I want to explore and meet thinnnnn-y people. Oh my god!

~~Fat asses, I'm not going to lie myself for loving you.~~
~~Stay out of my life because people like you are the ones that trynna bring my confidence down which it is of no use. Well at least SOME are like that.~~

Whatever it is, I lied. I love everyone over here. Friends love Fauzi Rassull =)))))

With that being said, do remember to check this page out often.
I have a surprise for all.

(1) Could it be about Jason Pereira (that ~~bloody critc~~ fucking retarded)
(2) Could it be another Pictorial Galore
(3) Could it be another Video Logging
(4) Could it be Fauzi Rassull with long hair
(5) Could it be about VOGUELICIOUS.
(add to their friendlist now. Whilst stock last. Whatever that iss, hoes.)

For fun sake, tell meh which ones really interest you the most.
Answers on my tagboard, fuckers.

Labels: Attention, Being Skinny, Bitching, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo, Views

Fauzi Rassull Singing

Blogging hiatus???? No bitches. I don't need any hiatus. I don't know what hiatus you're talking about because I've uploaded a video (a short one btw) with meh singing!!!!!

That's right. Everyone loves to sing, yes?

Anyhoooo, pardon me for the "oh soo poor" quality but no worries my dear. Dad promised me of a new digital camcorder this September. Omgosh. He loves meh and yes, Samsung camcorder, I'm gonna get you right soon bitch.

Labels: Attention, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, singing

High Fahion Agyness Deyn

Before I go to my point, allow me to share somethang worth watching!!! That's right. My thousand pesos pose ya'll.

I told ya. That's fierce. Very vogue indeed, eh?
Anyhoo, stay tune for morrreee upcoming poses and fierceness from yours truly.

I hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will.
Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her.

I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made ~~everyone~~ me "DIE". I love it. I do.

Can I be like her?
Please tell me I can.

AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Attention, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, High Fashion, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Super Model, Top Model

Pictorial Galore Part 2

Anyhoooo, this is my new mate and god, she knows how to work with the camera ya'll.
Loves it.

Labels: Attention, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Pictorial Galore

**UPDATED

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

That's right, hommies.
It's S U R P R I S E. Hahah

I delibrately place two mother fuckingly gorgeous picas in today's entry because I know ya'll gonna comment and say whatever you deem fit about me, yes??? Nice. This is it. Comment these picas ya'll.

Me and who again? Go fuck yourself. =)))

THE END =))

Labels: Attention, Bi-Sex, Gay, Hetero, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Relationship, Sex Scandal

Interview

Say whutt???
(click it and see. Enlarge those penises.)

Omgosh. How about that?
Make sure the medias/reporters are around as well.

Interview with a Newspaper reporter failed the last time.
Now this is getting serious.

Chill chill chill.
The one million rupiahs question is, What should I wear??
Somethang funky?
Sexy and revealing? (My Pinkish booty short)
Formality?

When you're a self-declared Male Bitch of Singapore, you have to do it right bitch..
Dress to impress. That's it. You heard it, yes?

Labels: Attention, Bitching, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention

Attention: I'm A Loser. Will Always Be.

The video was placed at the bottom of this entry earlier and I've decided to place it on top and why? I do NOT wish to see that pest face the moment I open up my blog. Omgosh. It's hungry ghost weeks/day/whatever and it's even more sway to see that "cute" ~~Fauzi Rassull~~Pereira. Hahaha.

Enjoy VOGUELICIOUS yet again having another show yesterday night at Cheng San AMK Community Centre!!!!

Fuck, they are hot bunch of lads than JASON PEREIRA =))))))))). Beat that, bitch

Anywayssssss,
THE BITCH VS THE CRITIC ??!!!

Picture on the right is courtesy of Jason Pereira

We have nothang in common.
One is a fab/sexy-male bitch. The other is a bloody emoed-critic.
Look and stare the photo HARD.

The fabulous bitch maintain the standard of a living bitch.
The EMO-ed ~~bloody~~ critic???? Er, I have nothang to say actually. The term "bloody" explains everythang, yes?

I was playing SMS-ing with my personal investigation officer earlier on, regarding, I quote, "alienated creature with a cockrochy face" about flaming other blogger meant to slander (be it indirectly or no name metioned). That's right.

People knows me. People think, "oh it's okay to flame this bitch because he is open to comments and all that kinda stuff". But but but, have a limit. When I say the term "limit", I'm not talking about reputation here, hun. I know nothing about reputation/dignity/pride. I don't care, bitch.

When I hate someone to the core, I say it openly for the public to know. That's right.

Right now, I'm gonna say this as clear as possible with no intention to slander or anything.

To HUNDREDS of people reading this:
"I LOATHE JASON PEREIRA TO THE CORE, BITCHES"

Now I'm gonna say it again.
"I LOATHE JASON PEREIRA TO THE CORE, BITCHES"

No, I'm not your friend in anyway. NEVER WAS. I don't want to befriend with a cockroach. I don't want to be friend with a weird living creature with an unsightly look. Yes, I'm picky when it comes to "choosing friend", okay.

Picky in the sense: The weird living creatures. If you're a male bred ones, OMgosh..
Take note of that. DON'T GET CONFUSE with the fat ones, okay.
(Even you're confuse. Who cares anyway)

"The used of smally-molly fonts are ludicrous if you ask me. How dumb are you?"

Hahaha.. Hideous hot pink short like the one I'm wearing above?????? For the record, it's not EVEN TOPMAN if you're wondering, hun. Jealous that I have a beautiful pair of legs? You don't have to. Just polish them all with lotion. A tip.

And yes, you might want to say anythang you deem fit about Jason Pereira, hunney.

Link to goooo: http://cbox.ws/?n=4-3228024-9730
(flood his Emo-ed board)

So go do your thang and say whatever you got to say.
If I were you, I prolly say, "Hey cocky, you're one of the idiot I hate and you know that!" or maybe "Oh my god, Jason is sooo hot" somethang like that. Haha. Tags like that, please ensure to place an open and close quote ya'll so that he knows you're being sarcastic.

My fabulous life ISS at stake. Haahahaha. Right =)

Thank you all for the attention.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Degrading, Media Attention, Online Attention, Voguelicious

Featured In STOMP: Singapore's Only Male PussyCat Dolls

Wassupp hommies!!

I have a great news to share now. Yes, right now at this hour. I know it's super late and everyone NEEDS to sleep. Everyone has got plans tomorrow morning. Everyone has this and that. Oh shut up!

I don't care and why? Ya'll know I have a poor memory and I tend to forget things easily, yes? So why not I blog about it right now before I forget. This is a life threatening situation. Well at least, to me lah.

Anyhoo, have ya'll heard about Voguelicious Boys before?

Have any of your friends talk about them or even gossip about them? What about attending to their hot sizzling shows before? Oh come on, you don't have to think. It's obvious. I'm talking about the boys with their trademark outfit (Booty Short). That's right. They are not just the Voguelicious Boys. However, they are also known as Singapore's Only Male ~~Bitch~~ PussyCat Dolls by many. Amazing, eh?

---------------
Now let's get to the point, shall we??
I know everyone is a fan of STOMP.

Why not proceed to stomp right now and lookiee lookiee at
"STOMP'S TOP 8 MUST-SEE".
(click photo to directly proceed to see PCD)

picture courtesy of STOMP.SG

What are your reactions like?
** "You've got to be kidding!!"
** "Oh my lord!!!!!"
** "Damn, Voguelicious Is Featured On The Main Page Some more"

I told ya. This is not a lie.

Sign up as a member now (if you don't have any) and start commenting like you own the world , bitches!

Anyways, for fun sake, click on your favourite color below and post a comment. It's that simple =))
POST YOUR COMMENTS
POST YOUR COMMENTS
POST YOUR COMMENTS
POST YOUR COMMENTS
POST YOUR COMMENTS
POST YOUR COMMENTS

Look at me and say that you love him. =)))

(See Related Article)

Labels: Attention, Celebrity, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, PussyCat Dolls PCD, stomp, Voguelicious