Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Nuffnangers, Uncle and Aunties, Fashionistas or whatever you are, let us all pray 2009 will be a better year for us ok.

I can read your mind! I know what you're thinking of!
You hope that everything is cheap!!

Hahahahaha!

Anyways, if you're smart and pay attention to this video clip, YOU WILL SPOT ME!!
Fucking shit. I don't know what the hell I'm talking!!!!!

What's with my voice??? Hahah. Don't blame me!! Please don't!

I wasn't prepared by the way.

(Skip over to 1:40 onwards if you think I'm more important than the rest out there)

Labels: Media Attention, New Year

I Love Them

My gmail was flooded with lotsa mails lately and guess what! I was sorting out all these junks, reading them blah blah blah and I saw these.

First thang first, THANK GOD I did't delete them all off at once.

As always, do one and flood my gmail like you never flood before, hunney. And another thang, ADD ME UP AT FACEBOOK too..

NEXT UP: BITCHING TIME. STAY TUNED

Labels: famous, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns

Voguelicious Is The Topic

BOOK VOGUELICIOUS TO YOUR EVENT NOW!
For bookings and enquiries, send in your email to Voguelicious's manager, Desmond Charles.

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For the people who loves Voguelicious and have been asking about them or what they have been up to blah blah blah... this is for you.

Recently, Voguelicious took part in a Ole! Tampines Town Day shit dance competition and came in 2nd (!) and unfortunately, didn't win for yesterday's competition though. How about that?

It was kinda disappointing at first (in fact, everyone were disppointed) but then, this is competition they say. Losing does not mean you're not good. Losing ONE competition does not mean you do not have people inviting you to events and such. It also does not necessarily meant no clients want to work with you. That is not the case here. Afterall, competition is all about FUN AND HAVING A GREAT TIME with the rest of the people/crowds etcetera etcetera, yes?

So back to yesterday's dance event. Put Voguelicious aside for a minute, shall we? I do not want to praise Voguelicious way too much (ya'll know I am very connected) because I am working online as a blogger and I am doing my thang. Let us not be bias. So to be fair fair fair fair... I personally thought one of the group who made it in the top 3 really should not be there. That's right. One of them should bloody hell replace the other group whom I really favour alot (NOT Voguelicious, by the way).

The question is, who DESERVE to be in the top 3.
Either the judges were stupid at that time or failed to do their job (inexperience judge, much?). I don't think so. The judges COULD HAVE BEEN showing favouritism. That's right. Who would have thought, eh?

Anyways, that was kinda "OLD" story.
Lets have fun with this video.

(Clickable images. Enlarge it.)

**Photos courtesy of James from James Photography

Oh, Voguelicious ate Fauzi Rassull =)))
I'm so happy.

Labels: competition, Dance, Distubia, Media Attention, PussyCat Dolls PCD, Rihanna, Shameless Self Promotion, Video, Voguelicious

Photo Of The Day

Guess what greeted meh while I was having my breakfast-cum-lunch?

LOOK AT IT BITCH

A kind soul all the way from the west side of Singapore sent this to my gmail. I am thankful for all the effort.

So now. HELLO WEST SIDE!! Don't ya think it is about time you make one for meh.. Yes people from the WEST!!! I'm talking to you.

Bye all =)

Labels: Attention, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns

Pictorial Galore

I'm here to update some pictorials for all to see.

Hello PUSSIES

Omg! Work it girls!!!!!

Oh well, that bitch just need to camwhore a lil bit in the taxicab from McNally to Orchard.

I upload these photos for a reason. Don't ya'll just love my outfit???
~~"Silky Satin" Lanvin, much???~~ (I don't wanna brag). Loves it.
No No NOH NOAH. Don't hate it coz you can't work it, alright bitches.

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Anyways, a huge thanks for those lovelies that took their time and did "I ATE FAUZI" sign especially for meh. Hehehe.. You guys made me feel important. Kisses and fart to you.

MAKE ME SPECIAL and send your version to my GMAIL.
fauzirassull@gmail.com.

Labels: Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns

I Ate Fauzi Rassull

Thank you so so soooo much for taking the time and effort to produce your version of "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL". I appreciate it alot.

This is Melany!!! Thanks for reminding meh again. I have so many emails flooding my inbox and I accidentally skipped your mail. Really sorry!! =))

As always, add yours to my collection.
fauzirassull@gmail.com

p.s: I have alot more in my mailbox by the way. I'll upload them all later ok. So do not worry.

Labels: famous, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention

Say HELLO

Anyhooo, went out and brought my Exilim 8.1 for a spin.
Say whut say whut!

Haha

Labels: Bryanboy, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Pictorial Galore

They love this.
So do I.

Anyway, I made my way to Biennale or whatever that is to see some work of art. Duh. And afterwhich, proceed to Attica Club/Bar to watch Voguelicious doing their rehearsal for this Saturday's fashion show at Attica Club/Bar itself. How cool, eh????

I have lotsa photos to share with but then, I'm so afraid I might exceed Photobucket's bandwidth. Gees. =(

P/SSS: Anyhoos, Fauzi Rassull had a major 57 Piggy Bank Dollars hair CHOPPING last week. Hehe. Who would have thought he went from that Barbie Dollish look to a whole new Boyish look. Loves it? I don't know about short hair.

It's called the Rihanna-Bryanboy inspired hair Chopping!

Labels: famous, Media Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Voguelicious

Say Hello

Oh my god. Say hello to these cute people.... =))))))))))

What a night I had! A terrible night. It almost became a nightmare while I was at Orchard earlier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (many many exclamation marks indeed)

DON'T ASK ME WHY

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Anyhooo, I have so many things on my plate

(1) I have almost due projects to be done and thank god, I haven't even start.
(2) I need to send an e-mail to Nuffnang which regards to my pay.
(3) I need to head down to Tanglin Police Headquarter on the 29th September 2008.
(4) blah blah blah blah...

NOT AGAIN

Labels: Attention, famous, Fans, Media Attention, Namesigns

I Ate Fauzi Galore

All these people who spent their time making "I ATE FAUZI!" sign have to be rewarded with Kit and Kat chocolate bars!!!!!

I can't say anythang. Those namesigns are all PRICELESS! Believe me or not, I'm super duper happy than ever. Gosh. I'm watching porn video right now. Told ya. I'm happy.

Thank you thank you and thankk youuu lovely people where ever you are right now, hoe.

Labels: Attention, famous, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns, Online Attention

Paparazzied Out Of Nowhere

All along I've been bombarded with lotsa hate remarks -- be it online, streets, malls, college, anywhere. My personal life has been breached without my consent. And recently (ok not that "recent" la), I've been paparazzied. Who would have thought, eh??

Anyways, let's puhhlay compare, shall we??

foto courtesy: Bryanboy.com

THANK GOD THAT THEY DIDN'T ROB ME OF MY VIRGINITY!! PHEWW

Labels: Attention, Celebrity, Cheap People, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, paparazzi, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

FASHION: Glitz And Glamour

I'm speechless every single time people sent me "I ATE FAUZI!" sign.... I am. Who are they trying to kid? These are the people who have been with me (on cyberspace) all awhile. Yes, I think I am delusional in every way. Although I do not have any fans around meh, sorry dear, I do have lovers outside/here and there/everywhere, okay.

THAT'S WHY I URGE YA'LL TO SUBMIT YOUR VERSION OF "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL" TO MEH PERSONALLY via EMAIL. Add yours to my collection now!! Be creative.

And that's my boy. He is soo sweet. He actually emailed me that at 10am(+) right after I mentioned his name in my previous blog post. I don't know him in person actually but I did saw him a couple of times playing around Tampines area!!! hahahha. Damn, I'm a stalker. =))
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Anyhoooo, RAOUL's Private Event was a blast! It was indeed glitz and glamour evening at RAOUL earlier. I was having fun. Oh, there were a couple of Newspaper columnist too and gosh, I am honoured!!!! The 2 columinists actually interviewed us (I swear. They interviewed me and Veron) and then, they wanted us to pose for newspaper (I think) -- posing with the exclusive ladies bag, with me holding onto RAOUL's catalouge, and a shot of meh and veron with a fashionista (I assumed). The best thang was, she called us funky people! Haha.

And another thang, I took a shot with a mannequin-look-alike model. Now I'm jealous.

p/s: It's funnay. We didn't even ask those photographers to take our pictures. It's "THEM" who want us to be in the newspaper (I think). Now, that's delusional. I loves it!

Hence, check out every copy of The Electric Newpaper, ok. You might never know I'll surprise you with my infamous "Fauzi Rassull's" pose. Hahahahahahah. And do not scream!

Labels: Fashion, High Fashion, Media Attention, Photoshoots, Private Event, RAOUL, Special Invitations

RAOUL Accessories Sotre Opening Invitation

Holla. Another update to suffice myself. Hehehe. I would be lying not just to myself but to ya'll if I say, I'm free all the time which in fact, I'm not!

I don't know for whatever reason RAOUL sent me an invitation card via email to attend their RAOUL Accessories Store Opening (which falls on Tuesday).

Which means, it's gonna be Glitz and Glamour evening!!!!! Wee wit

click to enlarge =)))

You heard it right!! It's at PARAGON, Orchard baybeh.. See me there at 7pm. I'm sure gonna be late because I'm a star ~~karat~~.

This is so random. I didn't expect but whatever. RAOUL people (General Manager, Secretary, Guests) wants to see meh. No worries. I'll be glad to attend as a special guest. Who would have thought? But hey, that's if my RSVP is confirmed laa!! I actually reply to them late. Damn.

Standby a phone and I will personally dial the number for the sake of attending the opening. Heheheh. I'm joking by the way.

See you Mr GM. See you.
Oh, if possible I want a free gift. A bag??? That'll be great. But that's not going to happen, yes?

UPDATE:
Boo hoo.. I love RAOUL now. My RSVP has been confirmed!!!!!! Yay =)))
See me there.

*I'm good at making up stories. Haha. I lied.

Labels: Fashion, Media Attention, RAOUL, Special Invitations

Important Note For All

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

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And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
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Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"

Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Real Photoshoot

And here is another update for all. I know ya'll have been waiting for another pictorial galore from meh. You bitches want me to update you about my life and so for, yes? Well, I had a greaaaat time these days actually. I had a reaaaal photoshoot. It will be out on media soon/not so soon/ next month?? I really do not have any idea. So check them out. Isn't it fun having real photographer snapping you here and there and makes you feel like a celebrity for some reasons when bitches like you out there happily complimenting me in a very super nice way??? Enough said ya'll. I love it.

Hence, without further ado, this is what you want.
(Take note, pictorials are in no particular order.)

Labels: Attention, Controversial, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation