Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Have anyone heard of the saying, "The morrre haters, the merrier". It is oh so not a surprise to see many fuckers out there don't like the blog. It's alright. Chill, babe. My blog is super orgasmic. My blog is always stained with cums from sick jealous child of god everywhere. I love it. I swear I do.

I'm gonna be as honest as possible right now. To those who don't like my blog, I don't care because you know I love ya'll. Just hate the blog all you want because you can't change the fact that this "seriously shit blog" will always be updated and love you no matter what, okay.

Let's be honest, shall we?

Netizens don't like the blog due to some reasons.
1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) All my topics are super juicy and sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy
15) I'm a ruder version of Xiaxue and ought to love life
16) I look fake/dollish like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

On that note, are there anything else which you think you want to add now?
Oh well.

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And so. It's BRAG-O-MAMA time, bitches.

Why the sudden rise of FauziRassull.blogspot.com??
It's all through hard work bitch. That's right.
I made headlines in this blogoshpere world before and still do. I love making headlines for my own blog sake. I don't need peoples help for it, okay. If you think I'm known because of a person, nah-uh. You're wrong.

Anyways, these were some of the posts (I can only list a few) that help me garnered thousands over not fans, not haters but lovers!
Singapore's Retail Shop
Wannabe Blogger
Homophobic Slur
Racist Blogger: Fragrance Prince
Racist Blogger: Cynthia I
Racist Blogger: Cynthia II
Dawn Yang Isn't Smart
Sex Scandal: Malaysian Minister Chua Soi Lek
Celebrity Sex Scandal: Edison Chen

Not a bigg deal to you, eh? Duh. It's my blog and it's a bigg fucking deal to me. At least.

And on top of that, I was mentioned at Singapore's known forum (eg: hardwarezone), mentioned at famous blog too (CowBoy Caleb/R3gular/some others), tomorrow.sg, singaporedaily.net. I am honoured and thankful for the mention. All that from hardwork. I don't care if any soul out there thinks I am bragging because I AM. Ya'll make me brag coz you know I'm good at it, yes? Hahaha. Good thangs are meant to be shared and bragged, bitches..

I AM GODDAMN PROUUUD BOY EVER.

If you still gonna hate the blog right after this, gees, nobody stops you. Fauzi Rassull don't stop you from doing it. Go on hating it all you want. I know my blog best. I know what my blog has achieved over the years/months/weeks.

Again, if you're an attention seeker for life of god, do it WITH the help of your brain. Not in a childish way of course. Do it and behave like an adult (if you're one). Do it professionally. And bare in mind, be matured. Boo-hoo.

Gees, age is just a number. No matter how "OLD" you are, maturity don't exist eh these days??
NICE =))

Let's entertain the blog for a while more, shall we??
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Do you know who is this person? I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between Takeshi Goda (Giant) and ........... hahahahahahahahahahah.

"Eeeeew, oh my god, whatever"

Awww. Don't cry because you look like an ape now, hun. Please don't. Gees

And another thang, I still remember those days, when I was a lil' kid, I always put heavy BrylCreem onto my hair whenever I go. For the record, BrylCreem have got 3 different colours the last time --Green Red and Blue. I didn't know what the colour represent (maybe I was a kid and know nothing) so I got mom to buy all 3 because it was very "power ranger" and it was super affordable. Hehe.

Can you imagine the oiliness of my hair after I used it?? Damn. The very disgusting part was when I'm perspiring and the BrylCreem melted and mixed together with the sweat.. Gosh. I could safe it for mom to cook nuggets/sambal/fried chicken with it. That's right. It was super oily. And thank god I've stopped using BrylCreem ever since I was 10 years old (I think). Gees.

See, that's why I don't recommend anyone to apply thick creams onto your hair. It's not just bad. It's disgusting.

Damn. Do you know who that inbred is?? The one who bloody put thick creammy hair cream on?? Hahahaha.
See ya when I see ya.

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, famous, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Tell Me You Hate Me

I can't help but wonder why many netizens hate me my blog. A few show their love and cumshot together with the rest. That's how you do it, hunney. My blog is orgasmic. My blog is always stained with juicy cums everywhere. I love it. I swear I do. Haha.

Just hate me all you want because you can't change the fact that I will still love you no matter what, okay.

And so, I sat here in the dark asking myself why do ya'll hate my blog?
Those reasons just pops so quick like shit coming out from your dear asshole. Who would have thought, eh?

1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse
2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't
3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat "bushied" pussy
4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you
5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/the poors/the rich/kings and queens/humans/aliens everywhere
6) This blog kills and super addictive
7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it"
8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways
9) Not all my topics seems juicy to you. But then, it's way sperm-my
10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot
11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that.
12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you
13) I am way controversial than what you expect
14) I've been compared to Bryanboy/Xiaxue in a classless way
15) I'm Singapore's Only Male Bitch
16) I look fake like Dawn Yang
17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way. But still, amateur.
18) I crap like no one could imagine
19) My blog is sick like it owner
20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!!

And let tell me you this. Why the hell do I need to please eachh and everyy one of you out there! Why?

I don't remember I'm paid to listen to you.
I don't see myself as a puppy whom you can play and instruct with, okay.
And I don't need any one to spoon fed me like a 2 year old kid craving for your momma's powdered breastmilk.

I do what I want here. I do it my way. You like my blog, I'm happy. And if you loathe it, I'll be more than just happy people.

If you think that my discussion over here don't really match your preferences, meaning, not the type of blog you would read/go/browse/ransack/surf, go somewhere else. And oh, don't even bother to leave nasty nasty nasty tags, okay.

Labels: Asian Blog, Bitching, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

The Undeserved Got In

BREAKING NEWS:
SINGAPORE'S ONLY MALE BITCH BLOG WAS BLACKLISTED AS A TOP 10 FINALIST COMPETING IN "BEST INDIVIDUAL BLOG" IN http://sgblogawards.omy.sg.

Is http://sgblogawards.omy.sg being fair with Fauzi Rassull? Blacklisting Fauzi Rassull's blog shouldn't be done.

Answers on a tag!
TELL THEM OFF STRAIGHT TO THE FACE.

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Yet another tiring day for me but THAT does not mean I will not update my cyber shrine, okay. That's right. Bitching iss my hobby and that's what I'm gonna do right now.

As you all ALREADY know, alot of people just hate me. It's okay. The more haters, the merrier. I'm fine with that. I love it. You hate it. Whatever!

First thang first. Allow me to clarify abit about my PERSONAL blog just in case you think you know alot about me and my blog which I think you don't. So don't you dare make presumptions here, okay. The reason why this fucken blog exist is because I want to share good stuff/general information/bitchings/latest news/or simply anythang with you, okay. And I do not INTEND to plagiarise any thang from other source. Afterall, I am sharing you good information! And to bring the term plagiarism here or judging my blog based on rumours is absolutely ridiculous. Anyone still thinks I'm plagiarising, so be it. Just say what you deem fit. For I, do not care what you gonna say, okay.

I had enough of all baseless controversies/rumours going around the net for the purpose of hurting me/slandering me/tearing my blog apart. I had enough of people mocking at me in public. If you think you hate me for who I am, don't stop hating. For I am a soft-spoken and an unemotional child of god. I can handle the pain. Continue doing it because I love the attention though. That's the right way to garner attention, baby. And I totally am disappointed to whom it may concern, who simply listen to one side of the story. Fuck you. That's right.

I've been informed (by a phone call the first time) that your Singapore's Only Male Bitch blog was selected as one of the contender fighting (TOP 10 FINALIST) for best individual blog. And whoever (though I still remember your name) who called me the other time again and spoke about "that issue" to me, you're just wasting my time. Whoever is a friend of mine, you jolly know that I detest to answer and speak to anonymous creature whom I've got no link in anyway, okay.

And to withdraw me from the list and subsequently had my blog substitute with some other "STUPID", "LAME", "GODDAMN USELESS PIECE OF BLOG" (without even notifying me), well, they are still a blog that bores people in anyway, hunney. Therefore, there is no point informing us the winner here since it is already clear the award goes to A BORING BLOGGER, yes?

Oh, you're telling me that I am jealous piece of cake because my blog was blacklisted as one of the finalist?

(1) No secret at all. I am jealous.
(2) I hate those blog for the first time I saw it.
(3) Somehow I thought, the way those bloggers blog, are sooo common. I can even find them in all market place.
(4) Substitute my blog with BETTER ones then -- somethang different than the others.
(5) And hell MAKE SURE, that blog can be read by people of different races. Speak english!
(6) Yes I think my blog suits best than the rest though.
(7) You're just showing an act of favourtism. I don't care!
(8) Be fair.

This is me. This is a place/a platform/a station for me to shoot my balls like the way I want it. Nobody can ever change me because this is my style. I'm being real.

So yeap, anyone supports those blogs listed in http://sgblogawards.omy.sg, hahaha, think again. No, I'm not stopping you from voting. I just want you to think twice because I don't think I'm treated fairly there. They only concern with what is obvious without even asking for explanation. Shallow much? Bye

Labels: Attention, competition, Controversial, Media Attention, OMY, Online Attention, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Views

Famous Through Blogging

You want to be famous like Xiaxue and earn alot of money?

*** CREATE CONTROVERSIES ***
By ensuring that you're constantly lying and do your best to ruin everyone.

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A short blog post for everyone which really make sense.
>>NANG IT<<
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Labels: Attention, Bitching, Celebrity, Controversial, Desperate, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views

RE: 10 Dumb Things People Do To Their Blog

And so, I've read a pretty interesting post (I swear it is) earlier and I'm not afraid to say that I don't agree to her points -- for some.

Oh, BEFORE anywhoo dares accuse me of plagiarising from sources, hey, this is the GODDAMN link/URL/source/site/whatever shit you call it. That's right.
[http://randomnism-corner.blogspot.com]

No, this post is not intended to show hatred or anything. Why should I be? It's stupid to hate someone whom you do not know, alright. So, this is my POINT OF VIEW, hun. Now where was I?

ISSUE: Youtube videos and more MORREE Youtube videos.

I kinda disagree when the blogger mentioned something about bloggers who embed more and more youtube videos to their own blog instead of typing away (for an hour) and rant about their personal life or anything interesting.

You know what ma'am, maybe you might want to widen up your vagina and explore the blogging world if you know what that is, okay. I don't know if you've ever heard of Photoblog or even Vlog (oh, it's Video Blogging) for that matters? Who cares?

Wait wait wait...

Which is boring?
Ranting about YOUR life (which I couldn't care less) or Youtube videos?

I can't tell you my answer because it's your choice.

Anyway, all of us are FREE to own a blog. We have BLOGGER. We also have LIVEJOURNAL as well as MULTILPY to name a few. We signed up for free and nothing stops any blogger from blogging what they want. Blogging is a choice, okay. If you think you loath it due to the fact that it's boring, too exaggerating which makes your stomach sick to the core, nothing stops you from clicking that "X" mark. It's that simple.

Yes, I see a few of them before and I tell myself, it's their right to upload whatever stuff they want and why? It's their choice! They signed up under their name and why the heck I bother to make sucha bigg fuss over it. I saw it and I simply kept quiet and why again? Like I've said, it's none of my dad's, mom's or anyhoooo's business in anyway.

Let me ask you. Do you even read a blog that blogs about their PERSONAL life?? I bet you don't, right? I know it's none of your business too. So whatever.

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And next. PASSWORD PROTECTED BLOG.

Ma'am, tell me why it's password protected blog? Do you ever think BLOGGER is stupid to come out with this "password protection" system? No, they have a reason or two for coming up with that system or whatever that is, okay. They are SMARTass people I tell you.

For some, they (bloggers) find it unsafe to share his/her blog to the rest of the world. As we all already know (this is common sense), Internet is HUGE. Even bigger than America, okay. Imagine you have a photoblog and have photos of yourself which you don't feel like sharing to anyone except your friends. What would have happen if his/her private photos got circulated around the net? And I can't deny, those who does that are the ones who have an issue with their own brain for being jealous. That is why password protection EXIST. It is for a good cause.

On that note, I just want to know if your NETS card is password protected?

Labels: Bitching, Singapore Blog, Views

A380 Has Been Lego-ed

What is there not to be proud of about my country, Singapore? Tell me people. No, I'm not bragging in anyway because I don't feel like to. But that does not mean, I'm not good at it, okay. So anyway, I stumbled across a blog [click] earlier and decided to leave my shit there for awhile to read an article which really..... how shall I put it in words, eh? Errr, really amazed me for some reasons.

Everyone knows about Singapore's achievements. I know what 's going on with Singapore myself. So don't try to make it sound either like I'm stupid or dumb, okay.

Talk about A380, the world largest passenger plane. Some of you, the lucky ones, got your butt on the plane before. You're goddamn lucky!!! Well as for some, took their time to catch a glimspe of it at Terminal 3 the other time. Look how typical you were. Hahahaha.

Ask me when will be my turn to fly on that A380?
answer: "Not so soon, hun. I'll give everyone out there the opportunity first."

photo courtesy: [click]
Let us look at the photo above. Those humans looks bigger than the plane itself, eh? Well, it's not because the plane took slimming pills ya'll. Apparently, some smartass a.k.a Lego specialists took well over 600 fucking hours to get it all done; intepreting the real thang into a Lego-ed form. How about that?

I'm still amazed.

Labels: A380, SIA, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Uniquely Singapore, Views

Nothing Unusual

Allow me to begin my afternoon with some bitching.

Yes, BITCHING IN PROGRESS. So ya'll better lay back and keep still while I entertain you with what I've got to say.

YA KUN KAYA TOAST! Who in the world have got no idea what the heck is that.
Well, according to WIKIPEDIA (say it with an English accent), it is a chain of air-conditioned kopitiams in Singapore and certain parts of Asia. As the name suggests, it sells kaya toast, bottled kaya, Singapore style coffee and tea, half boiled eggs and other beverages.

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"The company was founded in 1944 by Loi Ah Koon from Hainan, China at Telok Ayer Basin. After 15 years at Telok Ayer Basin, the stall moved to Telok Ayer Market (now Lau Pa Sat). It was renamed Ya Kun which is the Hanyu pinyin equivalent to Ah Koon. The stall remained there until 1984, when restoration works of the Telok Ayer Market began. The stall then moved to the now-defunct Telok Ayer Transit Food Market. In 1998, the coffee stall was passed down to his children and it moved to a new location at Far East Square.

Ya Kun International was incorporated in 2001 in Singapore, to expand the chain of coffee stalls island wide and regionally. Ya Kun has 24 stalls in Singapore, with franchises in Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan and South Korea."
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Okay, let us not exaggerate too much over Ya Kun's history, shall we? It's not something I want to discuss here and it's hell none of my business in anyway, okay.

Haha. Ya Kun's history has got nothing to do with me. Who would have thought, eh? So anyway, I just don't get why most of us go crazy over that air-conditioned "Kopitiam"? What is it about Ya Kun that makes ya'll go crazy? What is it about that franchise that appeals you by the way?

It's not like they sell something unusual. It's not like they sell anything fantastic besides half-boiled eggs, coffee, tea, toast and yadda yadda yadda which are soo common to my eyes.. Duh, even normal coffee shop near my house sells those stuff. Seriously, nothing and I mean NOTHING really WOWS me at Ya Kun besides being a local brand name with a history that inspires everyone.

First, as a matter of fact, Ya Kun is air-conditioned. So what else do you think Ya Kun is different from other franchise in Singapore (in particular). Tell me ya'll.

If you were to tell me Ya Kun's toasts are different in terms of taste, let me tell you this. A toast is basically, a bread with butter or it could be some other flavoured jams and then heat it. And if you say their jams are HOME MADE which is why they are delicious, kill yourself. Talk about originality? My gradmama does HOME MADE toast as well and it's fucken delicious. If that's not original then I have nothing else to say, okay.

Who are you trying to kid, hunney. Either you're being absurd to have say that or are you just being super dumb to have paid that amount of money for having breakfast there. Ya Kun is expensive if you were to compare it with normal coffee shop, okay. It's a fact.

Oh, what I meant by expensive here is not about whether one can afford it or whether to compare the cost of a toast with your CHANEL bag, bitches. It's mostly about common sense as we speak. I mean, you guys should know by now how much a toast should jolly well cost if you are a fan of it, yes?

So use some sense, hun. The price of rice has increased severely around the world. In addition to that in case you didn't know, the price of rice rises indirectly affects price of food as a whole okay...

Oh well, this is my point of view anyway. =)

Labels: Attention, Blog, Degrading, Desperate, Entertaiment, FnB, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views

Paparazzi-ED

People just like to snap pictures of me like this.
This is an example of poor posing, okay.

And it clearly shows how desperate ya'll for the media.

Labels: Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, paparazzi, Pictorial, publicity, Singapore Blog

I'm A Non-Exhaustive Better Known Blogger?

And again, I' m honoured!

Thanks to everyone who have been nominating me in Singapore Blog Awards, okay.

I'm one of those non-exhaustive better known bloggers who have registered so far.And I'm glad! =)
(And again, click to enlarge hunney)

The point is, What is the term "Non-Exhaustive" means anyway?
I have to admit I'm abit dumb here. I've tried to use the online dictionary. Yes, I found the meaning. However, I still don't get it.. Oh my god. Why am I soo stupid?

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, Blog Awards, blogging contest, Fauzi Rassull, OMY, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

Top 10 Best Blog Entry

Remember I participated in a blogging contest in which the best overall blog entry will walk away with an Acer Laptop worth S$3,300?
LOOK AND STARE AT THE PRIZZZZEESS!!
(as usual, click to enlarge.....)

Unfortunately, I didn't win the overall "BEST" blog entry. However, however and however. I have nothing to be upset about because Nuffnang still think that my entry is worth to be in the TOP 10 (for best blog entry). Anyway, it's still a big bigg biggg lose for me. I want another laptop. Yes, I'm using a Sony Vaio now but hey, I still want that Acer though. Very disappointing, eh? Oh well..

SAY "HI" TO MY VERY SUPERHERO, THE BRINJAL MAN!

To the rest of the TOP 10 winners, see ya'll this Sunday! Look for me okay. I'll be good.

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Ask me why I'm in the top 10. Check it out ya'll =)
You have to check it out. It's worth reading.
http://fauzirassull.blogspot.com/2008/05/singapore-superhero-contest.html

Labels: Attention, blogging contest, My Superhero, Nuffnang, Online Attention, Singapore Blog, Superhero Contest, TOP 10

Do You Like "Bitching Blog"?

I was browsing through all my blog posts earlier and I started to realise that I bitch alot and surprising, I bitch on a daily basis.

Sometimes I find that blogging over the same thang over and over again, whining over the same thang again and again might bore people reading it. When we blog, we want to ensure that we get a certain amount of readership, yes? That depends on what kinda topic we blog on.

Like myself, I bitch alot. But then, too much bitching in a blog sometimes bores me too. Yes, I'm talking about my blog. It makes people think I am sucha pain the ass. It makes people think I'm sooo gay and have got no life because all I did was, bitching. I don't know if I'm being real or perhaps, I'm just faking it. I don't know because I'm not like that kinda person with that attitude outside. Well, yeah I bitch sometimes with my friends but hey, not like what you see here. And the point is, I don't like to fake myself. Never was. So it's like I have two different personalities or something. Get it?

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People always gave stupid comments about me, people used my name and my blog link to tag at other alien's blog, I've received alot of hate emails before and a few I should say, felt disgusted with my little online shrine. And why? Because these moronic creatures created by god jolly well try to be an air hole and judge me by my blog. They see my blog and the first impression that comes to their mind is, I'm a fucking retarded nincompoop out of nowhere. This is how retarded, brainless, imbecile people think. Hello, say hi to me and see how the convo goes after that, okay. And I find it hilarious when people who say that they love my blog still do it. They gave me a gave me bad bad and super bad comments. What do you have say, eh? So anyway, whatever with that.

And oh, no matter what you blog and no matter how cool your blog is, people are still gonna hate you. It is hard to please people if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I shall start to blog about something different this time. But then again, my brain tells me not to. Reason being, this is a "once a pPro-Ana blog-cum-bitching blog". You don't want to see a bitching blog that blogs about your family, right? That's so random and out of the point if you were to ask me.

On that note, I AM STILL ENTERTAINING, NO? Hahahaha.
Tell me I am ya'll

I love you bitches! =)

Labels: Asian Blog, Attention, Bitching, Controversial, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

I Am Entertaining

I don't get it when people simply call me a retard in the first place. I just don't! So let me ask you. How in the fuck would you know you're the fucking retarded one!

So anyway, if you think I shouldn't have use swear words often in my space (not "MYSPACE"), go somewhere else which you can get your butt scrub for free and entertain you at the same time! Sorry, I don't do butt scrubbing for your information. Your butt is sooo disgusting and sooo gay.

I know what I'm doing. I like to curse and swear! If anywhoo thinks I'm not allowed to curse, think again okay. This is freedom of speech and I'm being honest. If I'm force not to use curse words right here, I'd rather stop blogging for the rest of my life and why? That's not freedom of expression and that's not freedom at all. You know, I can't imagine thinking freely and being creative but having to think before I speak and still being entertaining. It's like you people just don't like the way I use swear words but still come over to my space to see what I have been up to because you know I am entertaining! You just can't stop visiting me, don't you? I know it's addictive.

And ya'll know what, I like my rights to say the word "FUCK". I don't need your suggestions to change my world. It's complete bullcrap, yes? I mean, you guys don't want to see my blog if I can't curse, right? You guys want to see it real and that's what I'm going to give you. =)

BYE BITCH! =)

Labels: Bitching, Celebrity, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog

A Blogger-Cum-Dietitian

I don't work at 19. I don't school at this age okay.

If anyone ask me what's my occupation, no worries. I'll definitely tell them that I'm a dietitian to my own self and to everybody. I look after twenty-three thousand five hundred patients altogether who came to my blog eversince 16 February 2008 okay. These are the patients who wish to learn more of my dieting and tips/ways/methods/steps to get skinny. And I tell you what. It's been a great pleasure to get them reading and addicted to what I share here -- my one and only, online shrine! Anyway, there's nothing to brag about because I'm not Chris Crocker in anyway okay.

I'm glad that this people place everything aside and spend their time at my blog to love me, to hate me and of course to curse me. I don't care. I'm not biased. I love all of you the same.

I hope that I have helped everyone/someone by writing this. That's the goal of telling you my experiences -- to help. I want to thank myself again, of course, for portraying thinspirational stuff here as they are -- some media glamor thing.

Labels: Diet, Singapore Blog, Thinspiration, thinspired

Blogging Isn't About Perfect English!

I just want to let ya'll know that blogging isn't about perfect English. Blogging isn't about grammar/vocabulary, punctuations, spelling yadda yadda yadaa okay. The point is, why people bothers so much about it? Excuse me, I'm not in any English class nor am I at any forum "debating" with any moronic aliens out of nowhere alright where English matters. Or better yet, I'm not authoring any sorta book hunney.

Before anyone dares to mention that my English is super suck, hahaha, look at your friend's blog yaw and come back to me. I don't remember I end each and every sentence with your typical Singaporean language "LA", "LOR", "WORX" or whatever alright . Thanks for being so concern about it. I love you!

I DON'T PROOFREAD WHATEVER I READ/TYPE/BLOG OKAY. I'VE NEVER USE DICTIONARIES OR THESAURUS OF ANY KIND.

And again, I'm doing this post not because that I am frustrated or anything. I really have to do this because people are having alot of issues with me -- PROBLEM WITH ENGLISH, AND SOME OTHERS.

Labels: Bitching, Singapore Blog, Top 5 English-Speaking Population

That Bloody Critic

I don't know if any of you read his blog before. I'll be glad if you say that you barely have any time for the critic. ahahahahahah

MARK MY WORDS BABIES!!! He sucks to my stomach.

Labels: Bitching, Blog, Jason Pereira, Singapore Blog, That Bloddy Critic

Vote Me For Asian Blog 2008 At SgFriends.Net

Here's the thang which I know everyone are interested with. I decided to publicise this voting badge in a post because I know ya'll might not be aware of it if I just place this somewhere at my blog. Whatever I do, I want to make sure everyone knows about it. So yeah, this badge had been put in place 3 days ago (if my memory serve me right) but the amount of support was so bad compared to a few months ago.

Anyway, I'm pleading each and every soul out there, where ever you are right now to please please please vote for me. It's really simple. Tell you what, my 6 year old cute lil' baby voted for me as well using grandmom's desktop. How cool?

You have to do the same thang. Perhaps, make this your daily routine and prioratise it. You know other things comes second when it comes to Fauzi Rassull, no? Tell me voting for me is so much important to you than anyone else.

Oh well. All I need is a sincere vote from you. A sincere one. I love you.
Click the button below to shower me either a 9 or a 10 if you think I deserve like any other bloggers around Asia. Puke at me if you think I deserve anything lower than 5. Oh, 6, 7 and 8, I call it, "I'm safe".

Labels: Asian Blog 2008, Attention, Singapore Blog, Vote, Voting