Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Hello blog!

Here are the pictures from last partying @ St. James!! Sorry bitches, I delibrately limit the number of photos here due to personal reason. Heheh. Whatever.

Anyways, I super duper uber fucking love MOONCAKES, okay people. It's one of my favourite food for a very long time now. =))

Labels: Club, Party, ST James Power Station, Voguelicious

iTalentStar Goody Bag Is So Pathetic

I was invited to the iTalentStar launch party which was held 2 days ago at Ministry of Sound. Hell yeah, I was excited of course. I got a goody bag when I arrived at the main entrance. That was so cool. It was so much fun when you got to enter MOS without the need to produce any tickets and to see people stared at you curiously.

Anyway, I'm not to going to tell ya'll from A to Z of what I did at MOS. It was just so much fun and I had a great time. That's it.

And earlier on, I just opened up (thank god! I almost forgot about it) that goody bag which I receieved that day. I was super shock when I found out that it contained something which I didn't expected. AT ALL.

Things like memo pad or something, pens, magnet a postcard were the goodies. Hello, this is iTalenStar launch party. Just for the record, this iTalent contest is a collaboration with Friendster itself. And they should invest on something far more exciting rather than school stuff.
I'd probably get those dumb in the bin right next to me. I mean for good. RIGHT NOW!

So yeah, I receieved 2 fabulous photos (I lied! It wasn't that fabulous at all) somewhere on the net which I couldn't wait to share them with you the moment I got it. I know we look suck. It wasn't that fantastic. Yes its a typical photos and so what. I don't care. It's pictorial time babies!!!
I look fine here but hell. There's always one or two who spoiled it. Thank god I made a special request for a second shot.

At least this is so much better than the previous one I suppose. And again, there would at least one or two again who tried to dirty the photo. Yes, that ugly guy tried so hard to enter our frame.

Sometimes I wonder that I should befriend with people who knows how to pose. I don't want people to take photos with me and pose like an idiot. I'm an outspoken lad. I'm sorry to say this. This people needs some smiling lesson from your male bitch, ME. Sure, I'll teach you how to smile for GOOD!

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Club, iTalent Stars, MOS Singapore, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

GET UP CLOSE WITH THE iTALENTS

I hope you guys already know by now that the iTalentStar Party at Ministry of Sound (Singapore) or MOS (for short) will be launch today at 9pm -- Singapore time.

Please by all means, attend this fabulous partaayy ever, okay. Bring your families, neighbours, lecturers, friends and enemies along with your or whatever.

Even if you have to pay $20++ bucks to enter, just give it away. I mean, this is once in a lifetime my dear, yes?

Oh well, I've got a pair of invitation. So that's exceptional for me. Ya'll know I'm so poor that I need to beg on a street for some genitals or pussies in order to get moneyshots!! Even for this invitation, I need to do something to get it you know.

Just for the record, how many invitations have I got so far? I mean alot.
Invitation for singing at Interrmezzo whatever it is.
Invitation for movies.
Invitation for iTalentStar

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There were some others.

postscript: I'm thick-skinned. Just email me (fauzirassull@gmail.com) if you wish to invite me to any thang. I'll be glad to attend.

Labels: Attention, Club, Friendster, iTalent Stars, MOS Singapore, Party, Special Invitations To ItalentStar

I Got Annoyed With "Party Like A Rockstar, Fcuk Like A Pornstar"

Okay. I'm not gonna stay cool for now. I had enough seeing this phrase "Party Like A Rockstar. Fuck Like A Pornstar" everywhere. One person starts and everyone follows.

Didn't your mom thought you to be original, no? Crack those brain and find your own. I'm begging you please, never place anything you saw and treat it like your own dammit. Haven't I said this a few days ago? Ar fuck, ya'll want to be that beaver copycat (read previous post and you'll understand)?

The question for those who place that kinda phrase everywhere, have you or haven't you visit clubs before? Either a yes or a no. If you are underaged, I have nothing else to say but to scream DREAM ONN you slut!

Seriously, don't get me wrong. I don't offend people and you know I love you all the same. I just felt irritated by the phrase. It is so cliche. That's all. Get it?

Fuck off and shoo =)

And now, for the coolest thing evar. I know you love me and can't wait to see pictures of the fabulous Fauzi Rassull.

P/S: I see it myself. The pictures go blurred for whatever reason. But I still look cool, no?
Please tell me that I'm fabulous. Hahah.

Labels: Bitching, Club, Disgusting, Original