Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

FRIENDSTER -- You never know how lethal it is, don't you ? It is enough for me to eat my heart out and get all sensitive and emotional before you could even say Jack Robinson. It's now has become more than just a thing to bridge the communication gap between you and your friends. "Ow, look how many people viewed me", "Ow, look this bitch put me up on their featured friends". Some people even branded loser for not having enough comments trying so hard to get them from other people. Some fuckheads don't even know the difference between adding and being added. Worst still, there were these paedophiles who love to freak people out by asking some wacky questions just because they can get through our inbox. I could get all bothered, bewitched and bewildered recently just by seeing toot-toot's profile.

See? Even small little things you do, it sure casts great impacts on other people . Well, morale of the story is, watch what you're gonna do and say. You may just gain happiness and satisfaction at the expense of someone's being suicidal because he or she feels unwanted. Yes, I know I sounded so much of a hypocrite who has no life. No, no!!! Perhaps, this is my life - bitch about people, no. You can't blame me, really, blame literature for being so all-knowing or omniscient. But hey, I've got no buts for this.

I just typed this. I didn't think about the style, tone and the like. Yeah I know! It's a holy month but BUSINESS IS AS USUAL when you pay a visit to http://fauzirassull.blogspot.com . Your one stop to the latest "BITCHING IN PROGRESS"... =))

Labels: Bitching, Friendster, Open Discussion, Singapore, Views

GET UP CLOSE WITH THE iTALENTS

I hope you guys already know by now that the iTalentStar Party at Ministry of Sound (Singapore) or MOS (for short) will be launch today at 9pm -- Singapore time.

Please by all means, attend this fabulous partaayy ever, okay. Bring your families, neighbours, lecturers, friends and enemies along with your or whatever.

Even if you have to pay $20++ bucks to enter, just give it away. I mean, this is once in a lifetime my dear, yes?

Oh well, I've got a pair of invitation. So that's exceptional for me. Ya'll know I'm so poor that I need to beg on a street for some genitals or pussies in order to get moneyshots!! Even for this invitation, I need to do something to get it you know.

Just for the record, how many invitations have I got so far? I mean alot.
Invitation for singing at Interrmezzo whatever it is.
Invitation for movies.
Invitation for iTalentStar

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There were some others.

postscript: I'm thick-skinned. Just email me (fauzirassull@gmail.com) if you wish to invite me to any thang. I'll be glad to attend.

Labels: Attention, Club, Friendster, iTalent Stars, MOS Singapore, Party, Special Invitations To ItalentStar

Hi, I'm KC Housefly! I'm Popular!!

Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?

No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from?

I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?

Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:
No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.
No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.
No.3 : Either you want attention.
(No point getting attention using people's name. You're just making them famous)
No.4 : Either you're paid to does something like that. (I strongly doubt so)
No.5 : Either you're fucking fugly and shy to show your face-pics.

And the list continues further...........
SO, STOP IT.

Yes I know. There are hundreds and could be thousands of these simlilar thing happens but whatev. I saw this one early this morning. Nothing stops me to blog about him. This is so fun, no?

First thing first, let's get to my point. I love to view each and everyone of you people's friendster profile every single day. That proof why you see me online (yes, I love internet) in this cyberspacial world 24hours. Earlier, I woke up and view all those updated profile and also viewed some 2nd degree friends at random. Nobody is gonna believe me but do you know I actually see a similar content at his "about me" column (2nd degree friend) as that of my friend (friendster buddy in my list). I wonder which is which -- the original and the copycat.

Let me show you the exact picture of what I'm saying if you're at the verge of confusion or simply dumb.

Hopefully you understood enough. Oh, DoNeEdeCKy II PPJ is the real. It's obvious, no? Ask him yourself you slut.

Anyway, congrats for being one heckuva copycat (my instinct tells me "'kc is fly is a smart ass and it is undeniable he is one.) You're on google. You're famous. Period.

For those who agrees, let celebrate and sing a song for "'kc is fly ya'll.

This is your nursery rhyme, remember? Sing it.
"Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap yadda yadda yadda....."

Ya'll knew I love to bitch so much. You should already know by now if you come to my blog. That's where the ultimate bitching begins. This is so fun ya'll. If you're hurt or whatev with this post, fuck yourself. I hate apologies and that's it.

Have I mention that "'kc is fly profile should fuck off? Well, he should.

Anyway, you'll realise a change to his profile -- that's because he feels guilty about it. Hahahaha. Doneedecky said to me this through friendster message and he went,

"... omg. that kc guy. gosh, he had sent me comments few times saying that my pics are nice blablabla, but never ask me for a permission for using those words tho, and ur post is soo cool. hah! u are right, Copycat, chase the rat, go home let your mother slap, hahaha.."

That's about it. Bye fakers, get a life. I will forever promote you, babe.

Labels: Disgusting, Faux, Friendster, Horrible, Lad, Original