Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

What is really wrong with my blog post title?

Well hunney, there isn't anything wrong with that. I can explain, okay.

I don't know about you but I kinda think FRIENDS don't exist. FRIENDS who used you to fulfill his/her needs is simply a bunch of barbaric creatures of god. Why? There are thousands of reason for me to be mad about when someone just used me as a source. In an instance, accompanying you just because you're waiting for your fucken boyfriend to finish his job and then, shoo you off away like that once you've got what you want. THAT IS SO RUDE!

F**CK FRIENDS.

I've been into this kinda situation before and am still undergoing this every now and then with that bitch.. The point is, I am super sad to have a friend like that because h/she treats me like a trash. I'm not a trashbag. I'm not a doll where you can use and play with, okay. I do have emotions although I'm not a human sometimes, hunney. This is why I don't understand. And sometimes I wondered, why the heck do I still see him/her despite all the shits? I don't know why actually. Prolly because I am being too friendly or it's just that I'm a soft-hearted person. I am by the way. Oh well..

Now tell me what do you think if you were to be in my goddamn 100% leathered-boots?
Answer on a tag, love!! =)

Labels: Friends, friendships, top friend list

Hypocrite

Fine! People have our own way of blogging. I have my wayyyyyy as well, okay! But, let me tell ya something. Blogs that are full of sarcasm really really TURNED me off, dude. First, for all I know, I don't know you much although I've met you a couple of times. But so what!

Never try to twist and turn the whole scenario and make it sound like you're actually blogging about someone, say, whom I don't even know/care -- your friend, cousin, your dick and ecetera. Listen here, you don't need to "insert my damn name" in a post and blog because I, Fauzi Rassull, bloody hell know who you are referring to.

Say it straight directly. Why be a coward? I know you are a coward but why?

You know, I love all my friends! I love you the same. But tell me why, you have to be sarcastic in the first place? I don't get your point. Is it because you're just stewpid. Or you're just showing-off the arrogant side of you. I know you too well now. Either way or another, you're a hypocrite or an arrogant bastard. FOR REAL!

The moment you hate someone, you start to brag, be complacent and full of yourself. You think you're so fucking big deal, eh. NO, YOU'RE NOT!

Read your post again and learn each and every word you typed HARD, bitch! You might regret what you've just said, hunney.

Some way or another, I think you have annoyed me. I'm being serious which I AM now.

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You know, I don't understand why I have to reply you in a post. I know I shouldn't have to in the first place. It's super degrading. This is why I hate to blog about my friends in a blog. I don't want people to know what kinda friends I have and befriend with. I don't want to them to know of our friendship's conflict (whatever that is).

Labels: Bitching, Friends

Danny Noriega And Ramiele Malubay Are Sweet

First thing first. I felt sorry for anywho who got cut and couldn't join the rest in the top 12 for IDOLS. Wish them the best of luck ya'll. =)

Anyway, here's a video when Danny Noriega was eliminated. I want you to look at that cute pinay girl, Ramiele Malubay's reaction!!! I felt like crying as well. It was so touching. Oh my god. They are like more than bestest friend ever!

How I wish I'm in Noriega's place and have at least one or two of my friends cry for me. You know what I meant?

Postscript: I do not have any BEST FRIEND at all. I'm finding one or two or maybe 5 right now.. Time will tell.

Even a friend whom you considered them bestest-friend whatever ran away from you. Go away from you. Avoid you. So yeah, I'm prepared to delete off each and every memories I had with anyone and start every single thang afresh.. Yes, I am willing to do that. So true!

Yes, I'm being pathetic. SO WHAT!
I don't care.

Labels: American Idol, Danny Noriega, Friends, Ramiele Malubay

Dear Haters, You're A Nincompoop...

Many people in this planet simply hate me ya'll. For all I care, this isn't new to me. You know, they say, the more hatreds the merrier. So yeah, I sorta agree with that?

Why be friendly to people who always talk about you? And why people have this jealousy impression to everything you do yadda yadda. I just don't get it.

Come on you guys, I'm not pleaing anything but I just want to tell you that every soul has a brain of their own and why not use it. I'm a nice whore you'll ever meet. Trust me. Whatev.

Anyway, I believe that the negative comments just reaffirm that the world is full of bitter and jealous bitches that can't be pleased when their fellow man are just fucken true to himself. Those of you making these spiteful comments should take a look at the mirror. Don't go posting shit everywhere. Hell, whose blog is half as witty and entertaining as Fauzi? Tell me tell me ya'll?

Oh, and no this isn't Fauzi writing under another guise before one of you bitches suggests it...

I don't think everyone who doubts, me at least, is bitter or jealous, but we have wisened up to those hater's tricks and cunning act to fuck me. I can't believe the lengths people would go to just to be mean and spiteful. Last time I checked jealousy isn't endearing.

That's entertainment as they say. Oh well at least I have a mind that questions and works!!

I'm calling bullshit on you people. You're just as crazy and wacked as your idol (your mom, dad, granny-nanny or whatever). You don't even have any real friends for nuts. Bye bitch =)

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Fans, Friends

I'm A Despo

Everybody are going nuts with Facebook!! So where do they dump Myspace? Or even Friendster? Tag? Hi5? Oh shoot.

I think it's fun if everyone is going crazy over Facebook. That idiots who thinks Facebook is shit, better think twice. That idiot definitely need a life.

So, Facebook is crap? What crap are you talking? If you know it's crap, shut up. No one, no arshole, force you to have one.

Anyway, all of you knew I'm nasty a inbred. I'm an idiot. Some even curse me like never before. I don't care. The more haters, the merrier. Yes, the more haters, it will be merrier.

Oh well, I have a total of 88 angels inside my friend list and is still growing. I'm so desperate for friends, bitches, jerks, asshole, aliens or whatever who really hate me to come on join me and the rest. Just add me up ya'll (if you're a grandmama, beggar, straight, bi, gays, trannies, monkeys, bears or whatever) and I'll decide if you really deserve to be part of my facebook. If I think I hate you at first sight, I'll give you an open comment. Don't worry. I'll be nice and sweet.

There you go. It took me forever and evar to combine every wonderful face-pics. God, I died. But it's fun to me unless you have plenty plenty of time like me.

Look for your pretty/gorgeous face bitches!!!

Click! Click! Click! and be my friend.

I love you ALL

P/S: Ya'll know I'm way too cheap to do this.

Labels: Desperate, Friends, Networking