Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

I was greeted by an email from a fan and to my horror, this particular reader is just 12 years of age. I am so proud.

He said:
"..I am Saiful Zahri and I love reading your blog posts. I am 12 years old and I own a blog ...."

Blah blah blah blah. I was WOWED.
Thanks so much for all the effort and time to send me this.
Hahahahahahaha

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It's time for you to show me some creativity and send me your version of it too!!!
Send them here fauzirassull@gmail.com

Labels: Fans, I Ate Fauzi

Photo Of The Day

Guess what greeted meh while I was having my breakfast-cum-lunch?

LOOK AT IT BITCH

A kind soul all the way from the west side of Singapore sent this to my gmail. I am thankful for all the effort.

So now. HELLO WEST SIDE!! Don't ya think it is about time you make one for meh.. Yes people from the WEST!!! I'm talking to you.

Bye all =)

Labels: Attention, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention, Namesigns

I Ate Fauzi Rassull

Thank you so so soooo much for taking the time and effort to produce your version of "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL". I appreciate it alot.

This is Melany!!! Thanks for reminding meh again. I have so many emails flooding my inbox and I accidentally skipped your mail. Really sorry!! =))

As always, add yours to my collection.
fauzirassull@gmail.com

p.s: I have alot more in my mailbox by the way. I'll upload them all later ok. So do not worry.

Labels: famous, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Media Attention

Boo Hoo

Psssssstt...

Nanny nanny poo poo. I got another "I Ate Fauzi" surprise in my gmail.
Say whut!! Say whutt, hoe??

Anyway, this boyfriend (For the fun of it. No no! Another blog reader) of mine is super duper sweet. I'm serious.

Meet the lad -- YaoKuan

Even a character of Sesame Street joined the fun. How about that????? Explain that to me.

Nicely done. Loves it.

Labels: Attention, famous, Fans, Namesigns

Say Hello

Oh my god. Say hello to these cute people.... =))))))))))

What a night I had! A terrible night. It almost became a nightmare while I was at Orchard earlier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (many many exclamation marks indeed)

DON'T ASK ME WHY

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Anyhooo, I have so many things on my plate

(1) I have almost due projects to be done and thank god, I haven't even start.
(2) I need to send an e-mail to Nuffnang which regards to my pay.
(3) I need to head down to Tanglin Police Headquarter on the 29th September 2008.
(4) blah blah blah blah...

NOT AGAIN

Labels: Attention, famous, Fans, Media Attention, Namesigns

Explain That

I'm done! Done dolling up myself and off I go -- ORCHARD. That's right. Who in this world go to Orchard at this time (315pm)?? It's super sunny outside, yes? Well, I have to do what a blogger ought to do! SHOPPING!! I love doing this chore when there are no school kids around and when all school nerds are right at home (I mean NOW) doing their homework. Bye Bitch!

And another thang, our dear friend (not really my friend because I don't know her) by the name of Seri, where ever she is, sent me a lovely photo of herself with "I ATE FAUZI"!! Loves it and thank you for adding it to my collection.

For the record, I have a few NEW and FRESH sign in my gmail!

Yes gorgeous people of the world!! It is the RIGHT time for you to do/make one for me.

Labels: famous, Fans, I Ate Fauzi, Namesigns

Girls Made My Day

Again again again, I'm completely out of words, hun.
What do you have to say about this.

Meet the girls and say HI!!!
Very sporting. Very lovable.

Unfortunately, this "anonymous" did not leave a name. Why why why??? Hehe. Can anyone guess the shirt she's wearing? Prolly a school uniform? Maybe working uniform? I don't know. You decide!!

And this is Lyssa. Apparently, she did this while at work??? Girl, if by any means, your manager intend to make one, force him/her to do it NOW. I don't care. Gees, what am I?? Haha

On that note, thank you thank you girls so much!!

p/s: No worries, I don't mean "I ATE FAUZI" in a bad way, ok.

Anyways, don't you think you need to make one for meh?? So go..
Send yours to my mailbox at fauzirassull@gmail.com

Labels: Fans, Namesigns

I Met A Girl

Phewww! I just got back from attending a free/sponsored movie -- Babylon AD. And wow! My boss (Boss Ming lar) greeted me the moment I stood infront of the booth. Hehehehe. And yes, I shook his hand. Eh eh!

Anyways, I'm super tired! And that's all I've got to say right now.

With that being said, I actually took a photograph with a reader of my blog. How cool, eh? Imagine people out of nowhere stops you with a snap just to take a photo of you, what would you feel?? Of course I will be more than happy to do so. I'm a camwhore!!!

So here you go and meet this pretty cute Huda!!!!

Thanks for the lovely photo of ours. Keep it for future use and show your kids ok. Oh, get it framed if you want to. It's fragile, remember??

p/s: Pardon me for the "Doll" look.
pp/ss: Will find a place to place this picture somewhere at my blog soon. =)))

Blah blah blah blah blah.............

Crazy HauteCouture-like pictorial coming up, hoe!!!!

Labels: famous, Fans

I Ate Fauzi Rassull Again!!

I do hope every Muslims out there had a great meal, okay. Gosh! I just had 2 slices of bread (at dawn) and that's it. I don't feel hungry in the afternoon. Prolly because I'm used to it. You know, I don't eat alot in school, outside or even at home. So that could be the reason, yes??

Anyways, surprise surprise and surprise!!
Don't you just love it when people are sooo supportive towards you??? And it sent off a red flag in my mind that I ought to change! That's right. You heard meh. Thank you all again =)

Labels: Attention, Fans, Namesigns

Email Alert

It's 2:35am and I receieved an email right at this hour. No. In fact, this particular email arrived barely 3 hours ago. Hehe.. Gosh, I didn't know my GMAIL is still active at wee hours, eh? Well, who would have thought that gonna happen.

I don't know about you but I find this "email" so random. Random and yet interesting. Have ya'll seen someone actually did "I ATE FAUZI" sign before?????

Tell meh you did! And so, I don't know where the hell this person came from, sent an email with a picture attached. Hahaha.

Her own version of "I ATE FAUZI!".

Gees I loves it. Even if was meant to insult in anyway, thanks for the sign.

On the side note, please by any means, send in your version of "I ATE FAUZI!" sign to fauzirassull@gmail.com ok. Flood my INBOX with those.

And again, thank you "stranger". (please leave a name the next time you email me)
Till then. =))

Labels: Fans, Haters, I Ate Fauzi

Pictorial Galore

As promise, pictorial time maniacs.

In case you're wondering and intend to get the things I wore that day, go get it anywhere in town people.

Forever 21 top
Skinny Jean from New Future
Shade from Gucci
Belt From Hugo Boss
Bag from Charles and Keith
Footwear from River Island
Hipster from Marks And Spencer

HERE'S THE BOMB! <3<3<3

Labels: Attention, Fabulous, Fags Of The World, Fans, Fashion, Media Attention, Online Attention, Pictorial, Picture Sensation

Skinnyfries Is Skinny

Hey everyone. I always love to blog about people. I love to bitch alot, yes?

And for this post, I'm not gonna bitch nor am I gonna criticise anywho because that's not what I want to do -- at least for now. I will just show you the good side of me for this moment okay.

Anyway, let's get to the point shall we? I stumble across this lady's friendster page way few months back and I tell you what. She's beautiful. She's pretty. She look glamorous in all her photos and very much like High Fashion! I swear to life of god. This isn't a lie.

Just for the record, her friendster page is one site which I visit on a daily basis. That's a good thing. I'm addicted. I died when I look at her. I know I'm ke-razy. I'm super retarded but heck, I don't care.

You know, she's someone that you might envy with. I don't know about you but well as for me, YES. A pretty pretty pretty YES.

I think it'll be great if I upload a few photos to get you thinking who I'm talking about okay and please for mother of god, tell me you love her more than I do!

Boys and girls my dear friend, Skinnyfries a.k.a Nad!

Very thinspirationing!!!!!! I like.
I want to be her girlfriend!!!

So ya'll, more collection of her photos that will feel your stomach if you click click click to her friendster page! If you can't get through, TRY HARDER bitch!

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Fabulous, Fans, Fashion, High Fashion, Model, Photoshoots, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration

Charice Pempengco Video Galore

You see, I'm all for young talent. I love to see how young people begin their journey to stardom. It's just cool and it does inspire everyone, no?

Take Charice Pempengco for example. She is only 15 and she is already popular around youtube here and there. She got a special invitation to Ellen show last December yadda yadda yadda. Is it cool or what? She love singing like I love blogging. So yeah, no time to talk about it. Charice Pempengco for president ya'll.

And now for entertainment. Only the best are posted here people.

Sang On Ellen Degeneres Show

Singing "I Will Survive"

Singing "Stand Up For Love"

Singing "Listen"

Her Live Performance

Singing "I Will Always Love You and "When You Believe"
Lani, a singer of nowhere joined in, in between. What the hell.

Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Celebrity, Charice Pempengco, Entertaiment, Fans, Original, Real, Video

Dear Haters, You're A Nincompoop...

Many people in this planet simply hate me ya'll. For all I care, this isn't new to me. You know, they say, the more hatreds the merrier. So yeah, I sorta agree with that?

Why be friendly to people who always talk about you? And why people have this jealousy impression to everything you do yadda yadda. I just don't get it.

Come on you guys, I'm not pleaing anything but I just want to tell you that every soul has a brain of their own and why not use it. I'm a nice whore you'll ever meet. Trust me. Whatev.

Anyway, I believe that the negative comments just reaffirm that the world is full of bitter and jealous bitches that can't be pleased when their fellow man are just fucken true to himself. Those of you making these spiteful comments should take a look at the mirror. Don't go posting shit everywhere. Hell, whose blog is half as witty and entertaining as Fauzi? Tell me tell me ya'll?

Oh, and no this isn't Fauzi writing under another guise before one of you bitches suggests it...

I don't think everyone who doubts, me at least, is bitter or jealous, but we have wisened up to those hater's tricks and cunning act to fuck me. I can't believe the lengths people would go to just to be mean and spiteful. Last time I checked jealousy isn't endearing.

That's entertainment as they say. Oh well at least I have a mind that questions and works!!

I'm calling bullshit on you people. You're just as crazy and wacked as your idol (your mom, dad, granny-nanny or whatever). You don't even have any real friends for nuts. Bye bitch =)

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Fans, Friends

Youtubers Labelled Jaclyn Victor A Slut? Think Again.

What it feels like to call people names? I don't know about you but to me, calling people names is the most rude thing evar, no? Perhaps, some does it for fun while others does it when they hate someone to the core. Maybe that's just natural for some of us.

I was on youtube earlier and I don't know for whatever reason, I just hate the way pinoys post comments on celebrities. No, please don't get me wrong. Everyone is free to post their views. That is what commenting is all about. But what if someone or anywho uses the commenting box for the purpose of insulting people? I've came across this similar thing almost everywhere.

I know some of us hate Jaclyn Victor. People just hate the way she sing. Her voice is just annoying to the ear yadda yadda. She looks like a nincompoop whatever. However, I have to disagree with Filipinos who thinks that way and why?

Duh, she sang pretty well. I don't know how good and how perfect pinoys want a singer to sing a song. Even Celine Dion got criticized by them because they thought Regine Velasquez was hella better than her. I scream "BE LOGICAL!!!!"

I mean seriously. Filipinos are just bunch of dimshits who are obviously complacent that their oh so filthy country are full of talented people-cum-singers. Now President Bush, do you care much because I don't think I am sir.

Anyway, I don't want to dwell on it further ya'll. Accompany me on a couch watching Jaclyn Victor's bestest performance ever!!!

So, who hate her still? Oh honey, you better fuck yourself =)

Labels: Asian Idol, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Views

35 Hottest Guys On The Planet (VIDEO)

Now, I'm doing this because someone out of nowhere sent me an email requesting me to share a video of "35 Hottest Guys on the planet" with you all. ~~Sophie~~ I love you bitches.

And please have a rag in your hand in case you drool over those hotties. Oh and yeah, guys may participate in this as well. We all know, they are everyone's dream to have, no? Whatever.

Anyway, I've got a question for you all. Who would you have sex with out of those 35 heartthrobs?? Answer me through anyway possible.

Next post coming right out shortly: Many will be eliminated and left with only 6 ya'll. Don't be surprise if your favourite aren't on the list. Prepare hot water to ease the stress baby.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Model, Rated-21, Sex

Separated At Birth -- Idol Look Alike

I knew I've seen that Philippine Idol somewhere because she looks kinda familiar to me. NO words to describe what I found on the internet just a few minutes ago. NO words at all. I don't know what you think but I'm confident this is Mau Marcelo twin sister separated at birth. This is strictly hilarious shit, no?

Picture: Philippine Idol, Marcelo and that American Idol Contestant, Lakisha Jones.

Labels: Asian Idol, Blog, Celebrity, Fans

PINGSTER(S) Caught Being Racist??

Alright I need a silence from all of you. Enough of Asian Idol and stuff okay. It is clearly known that Hady won. But now, I don't want any Hady Mirza's winning to interfere with this post. I don't want to blog about him and why? Because I don't see a reason why I should blog about his winning when everyone has already talked or mentioned everything I want to say. All I need to do is to just place that person's blog url to my blog and there you go, PERIOD.

Anyway as I was saying, one pingster or two were showing an act of racism through comment box earlier.

I don't know what you think but let this screenshot on the left explains it all. (Read words boxed in red.)

That really proof much, no? I'm really sorry if I've hurt that pingster(s). Just for the record, this is where bitching begins when you step into www.fauzirassull.com
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UPDATED 17/12/2007
I blogged and sometimes I support my post with proof (like the picture beside). How absurd can it be when someone from which planet accuse you for trying to get people to come to my blog? Isn't that similar of me being pathetic? This is what happens when people are just jealous when one always came out with cool blog topic and exciting entries ecetera and got 150 plus readers a day. I mean I can't deny that alright. Trying to gain sympathy by bad mouthing me is so unclassy ya'll. Be professional when you're doing something. I mean accusing me for nothing is just trying to ruin visitors coming to my blog. Well I know if that's what you want. To tell you the truth, I don't care less if Pingster (ping.sg, Singapore's unfamous community meta blog ever!) decide to read my blog or not. It doesn't affect your mom's life!!

PpP/SsS: This blog is for entertainment only. Don't bear any grudges. thankyouverymuch.

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Fans

Who Would You Pick To Have Sex With?

Oh this post is soo hella random. I can't believe I actually blog about Asian Idol knowing that I don't support much of Asian celebrities, talents and stuff like that. They are just like me; a piece of shit. Anyway, who cares?

Well duh, I need to at least blog about it since people from these third world are my frequent readers of my blog if you don't know. This is to save some face in case they visit again today which they will.

And Asian Idol is currently on teevee right now. Catch up with it like now ya'll.

What the hell. Seriously, I don't have anything interesting to say about it beside promoting Asian Idol here. ~~Take note, this isn't home for cheap advertisement.~~ Ermm.. Okay. A random question just pops out from my smart brain ya'll. I don't know about you but I think this question is so fucking relevant to my topic for the day. No, I'm not going to ask that common question like "Who's Your Pick?", "Who Nailed It?", "Who Is The Powerhouse?" yadda yadda yadda. That's hell a no, no, no and no for me.

So yeah, who would you pick (out of the 6) to have sex with?

Tell me your answer thru anyway possible. I'm done.

Please by all means bring out your flag and ~~don't vote~~ support your idol of your own country if you must. I'm a Singaporean but who cares, I support Malaysia and that third world chicken of the Philippine.

Labels: Asian Idol, Attention, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Vote

Kill Those Haters Of FauziRassull.Com

I am not speechless. Why? Majority of the people in this planet simply hate me ya'll. For all I know, this isn't new to me. This always happens when someone is jealous to the things you do. When they envy you, these idiots will go around spreading cheap, and worthless messages to other people from other planet to inform that he/she is like this or like that without searching for facts. In other words, accuse you like they own the planet. The motive for doing so is to bring you down. Like they said, "KEEP THE HATRED ALIVE". That's bullshit for all I care.

What surprise me is, people still believe something like that. How stupid can that be? Even if you own a Master Degree Certfiticate, I will not be shock if they were among the few percentage who blindly agree, believe, support what the haters said. Come on you guys, I'm not pleaing anything but I just want to tell you that every soul has a brain of their own and why not use it. Why listen to people and blindly follow their footsteps. Isn't that similar of you being a dog?

I believe that the negative comments just reaffirm that the world is full of bitter and jealous bitches that can't be pleased when their fellow man are just fucken true to himself. Those of you making these spiteful comments should take a look at the mirror. Don't go posting shit everywhere. Hell, whose blog is half as witty and entertaining as Fauzi? Tell me tell me?

Oh, and no this isn't Fauzi writing under another guise before one of you bitches suggests it...

Hey Jamiz, I presume many people have visited your "oh so fabulous" site precisely to see what you gets up to, warts and all. Whilst I am not hella interested in your 'achievements' the term you use, I do want to be amused about it.

I don't think everyone who doubts, me at least, is bitter or jealous, but we have wisened up to Jamiz's tricks and cunning and self-promotion to which he owned up to. I can't believe the lengths people would go to just to be mean and spiteful. Last time I checked jealousy isn't endearing.

That's entertainment as they say, but i am not as gullible to believe EVEYRTHING he says and does, and willing to worship at his smelliest feet evar as you are though! Because I have a mind that questions and works!!

For all I care, you have made a mass attention for me and I really thank god. Oh, to the people who have accuse Fauzi and spread negative remarks about this lad everywhere in this cyberspacial world, do not be surprise if Fauzi does it again.

I'm calling bullshit on you people. I should SUE the hell out of your ass for inventing things like this. It sucks to be you. You're just as crazy and wacked as your idol (your mom, dad, granny-nanny or whatever). You don't even have any real friends (oh yeah? Blogcatalog friends DON'T count).

It's PAY BACK IS BITCH time you all.
On that note, BYE BITCH =)

"fauzirassull.com will remain in this blogcracy world. No point trying your best to tear this site apart. Stay away and fuck yourself. Get it, no?"

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Fans, Hatred, Real, Rude