Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Selling 2nd Hand Panties Through Blog? Does This Blogger Have A Dignity??
For the record, she's a Singaporean.

Photo courtesy of http://school-girls-panties.blogspot.com

"Lai lai aunty uncle!! Panty lelong lelong leh. Murah murah leh. Ahh lai lai!!! One dollar one dollar. Murah murah.. Chheap Chheap some more lor..."

I've heard this news a month ago (I think) and I'm not that 100 percent sure if this is the same person which all of us are talking about. But whatever!

Have you ever heard about a young desperate girl who would do anythang for cash through a blog? Yes, some sort of like a Blogshop but this one is more to a "Cyber Sex Parlour/Shop" operated by a girl. So yeap, it's a one woman show people. That's right.

If you have not heard about it, be brave and proceed to her blog now and get back to me HORNIED in awhile because I have a real issue here to discuss and rant about, hunney.

click your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (please "FLAG" this blog with an open heart ya'll!)
WELCOME TO PANTY RAID **scratches my butt
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SEEING IS BELIEVING, eh? But it's business as usual!!

Now tell me if that's LEGAL, people. I just don't understand how ridiculous teenagers like us can be. It's not about whether or not they have a brain. It's about you having a brain that works and allows you to think maturely! And it's obvious the girl who I'm talking about now is obviously stupid. No, I'm not wrong to have said that. Never was and why? You cannot say she's being a smart ass, idiot. Imagine you rob a stationery shop because you're in need of dry materials for art class. That's an offence, no? Hence, what she does there is an offence too -- selling second hand panties to a horny "cracked" maniac? What the hell is going on? And oh, she also provides other sorta weird yet scary cyber sex services too ya'll. Hahahaha. No blow jobs though.

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Financial issues. Everyone goes through a period of financial crisis in our family I assume, no? (And I don't wish to dwell on that further because it's none of my business) But then, seeing a blog like that exist in Singapore really SHOCK me. You know, out of the blue, a blogger(?) became an entrepreneur or somethang, eh? Hahahaha. Who would have thought?

The point is, is there anyone who can help this poor inbred of god? Use any means to "SHUT THAT BLOG" now. I'm doing this not because I'm a busybody. I'm not trying to ruin her life by the way (I think I am. So what!). No matter how goddamn poor her family is, does she need to resort into doing something that could ruin her reputation just for the sake of helping and earning extra incomes for the family? Perhaps, she might want to think again! This is really disgraceful to our country, Singapore. It is.

Labels: Attention, Desperate, Media Attention, Online Attention

Famous Through Blogging

You want to be famous like Xiaxue and earn alot of money?

*** CREATE CONTROVERSIES ***
By ensuring that you're constantly lying and do your best to ruin everyone.

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A short blog post for everyone which really make sense.
>>NANG IT<<
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Labels: Attention, Bitching, Celebrity, Controversial, Desperate, famous, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views

Nothing Unusual

Allow me to begin my afternoon with some bitching.

Yes, BITCHING IN PROGRESS. So ya'll better lay back and keep still while I entertain you with what I've got to say.

YA KUN KAYA TOAST! Who in the world have got no idea what the heck is that.
Well, according to WIKIPEDIA (say it with an English accent), it is a chain of air-conditioned kopitiams in Singapore and certain parts of Asia. As the name suggests, it sells kaya toast, bottled kaya, Singapore style coffee and tea, half boiled eggs and other beverages.

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"The company was founded in 1944 by Loi Ah Koon from Hainan, China at Telok Ayer Basin. After 15 years at Telok Ayer Basin, the stall moved to Telok Ayer Market (now Lau Pa Sat). It was renamed Ya Kun which is the Hanyu pinyin equivalent to Ah Koon. The stall remained there until 1984, when restoration works of the Telok Ayer Market began. The stall then moved to the now-defunct Telok Ayer Transit Food Market. In 1998, the coffee stall was passed down to his children and it moved to a new location at Far East Square.

Ya Kun International was incorporated in 2001 in Singapore, to expand the chain of coffee stalls island wide and regionally. Ya Kun has 24 stalls in Singapore, with franchises in Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan and South Korea."
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Okay, let us not exaggerate too much over Ya Kun's history, shall we? It's not something I want to discuss here and it's hell none of my business in anyway, okay.

Haha. Ya Kun's history has got nothing to do with me. Who would have thought, eh? So anyway, I just don't get why most of us go crazy over that air-conditioned "Kopitiam"? What is it about Ya Kun that makes ya'll go crazy? What is it about that franchise that appeals you by the way?

It's not like they sell something unusual. It's not like they sell anything fantastic besides half-boiled eggs, coffee, tea, toast and yadda yadda yadda which are soo common to my eyes.. Duh, even normal coffee shop near my house sells those stuff. Seriously, nothing and I mean NOTHING really WOWS me at Ya Kun besides being a local brand name with a history that inspires everyone.

First, as a matter of fact, Ya Kun is air-conditioned. So what else do you think Ya Kun is different from other franchise in Singapore (in particular). Tell me ya'll.

If you were to tell me Ya Kun's toasts are different in terms of taste, let me tell you this. A toast is basically, a bread with butter or it could be some other flavoured jams and then heat it. And if you say their jams are HOME MADE which is why they are delicious, kill yourself. Talk about originality? My gradmama does HOME MADE toast as well and it's fucken delicious. If that's not original then I have nothing else to say, okay.

Who are you trying to kid, hunney. Either you're being absurd to have say that or are you just being super dumb to have paid that amount of money for having breakfast there. Ya Kun is expensive if you were to compare it with normal coffee shop, okay. It's a fact.

Oh, what I meant by expensive here is not about whether one can afford it or whether to compare the cost of a toast with your CHANEL bag, bitches. It's mostly about common sense as we speak. I mean, you guys should know by now how much a toast should jolly well cost if you are a fan of it, yes?

So use some sense, hun. The price of rice has increased severely around the world. In addition to that in case you didn't know, the price of rice rises indirectly affects price of food as a whole okay...

Oh well, this is my point of view anyway. =)

Labels: Attention, Blog, Degrading, Desperate, Entertaiment, FnB, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views

Singapore's Ah-Beng. Are They Cool People?

What is Ah Beng? According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda yadda.

Personally, I think Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or a bad sign?

No doubt it's bad. I don't know about you but personally I find that they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll -- worse than a nerd.

What do you think of young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

postscript: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS US OFFFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

Was Invited To Sing At InterMezzo Singapore

Okay. InterMezzo Singapore invited me to sing a song for 30 over crowds at it's bar yesterday night ya'll. I was honoured and I really enjoyed myself over there. Who don't. It's one night only. So ya'll, I'm not gonna waste any more time here.

This video you're about to watch is safe for work and thank god, one of the crowd actually recorded it with her low-grade cellphone or whatever technologies she had used all awhile. Fuck it, she should just throw away her mobile for mother of god. I mean it. The video wasn't clear at all. The audio sounded rough here and it's hella different from the "live" version. I'm pissed but oh well, it's great to be love, no?

Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Attention, Blog, Desperate, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Original, Real

CH 8 Stars Are Human. No Extra Attention Needed At Funeral

All of us knew by now that MC King passed away, no? And I understood that nearly 500 people gathered at his Kallang home at noon for a grand send-off.

So who actually (500 people) attended his funeral apart from family members, celebrities yadda yadda yadda?

Absolutely right. The crowd also included residents who popped down from their flats, and even people who came from as far as Woodlands, Sengkang and Jurong.

So why did people (basically to those who were unrelated to MC King) came to his funeral for?

They say: "Duh, to pay their respect yadda yadda yadda".

Well as for me, I don't think everyone came over to pay their respect. I mean, some were there to gawk at Mediacorp stars. It's obvious. No doubt about that ya'll.

This is Singapore ya'll. Singaporeans are a bunch of a... a busybodies!! They are a bunch of fanatics and also typical people, not? I have nothing else to say about them for being tooooooo Singaporean. It is just ridiculous.

And what I found from sources (online and so for), one lady actually said:

"For this type of occasion, it's really the more the merrier because you want a good send-off"

What the hell?!!??? The more the merrier?? That's absurd. She could have just say it without thinking for that part. And and and, who were she referring to? To the people who paid their respect or to fanatics/typical assholes who gawked at Mediacorp stars?

Now repeat after me: MEDIACORP STARS ARE HUMAN AS WELL. WE DON'T HAVE TO GAWK AT THEM LIKE WE NEVER SEEN HUMANS BEFORE.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Desperate, Entertaiment, Uniquely Singapore, Views

Instant Attention? Get Your Face Posted At This Blog

I was on google ealier on and out of the blue, I stumbled across this blog out of nowhere. I wasn't too sure of the concept of this blog until I read it's acrhives.

I don't wish to blabber much about it. So yeah, this blog is number two on the list for my "Most Disgusting Blog Ever".

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Check it out yourself and tell me what you think.
http://asian-eye-candy.blogspot.com
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I don't know what was on these girls mind when their face were posted here. Like they say, "instant attention". I agree much.

Anywho for instant attention, try this. Applications are always open for all of us. It's free, remember. Boys are also welcome I think. Haha.

Oh fuck, this blogger could be a geek, a nerd or some maniac on the street ya'll. I was just wondering, how long has this blog been running? There seem to be over hundreds of sexy, trying to be sexy, unsexy, wannabes or just act sexy girls outta here ya'll. This is so much of a turn-off. Boo.

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Desperate, Disgusting, Horrible, Ladies, Rated-21

R. Kelly Child-Pornography Trial

After years of delays, R. Kelly's child-pornography case will finally commence on May 9 ya'll. The trial was postponed as scheduled because the lead prosecutor had recently given birth.

The Kelly case has dragged on for five years without a trial and originated with 14 counts of child pornography filed against him in 2002 for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an allegedly underage girl. Kelly who is 40, has pleaded not guilty to the charges and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Cool shit, no?

What is the problem with all hollywood celebs? Can we say, they are despo? I hope it's a "YESSSSSS"

Anyway, we've been hearing similar news like this (could be other things) quite frequent. Don't you think so?

First we have, Michael Jackson's case.
Followed by Mario Velasquez masturbating at a public toilet yadda yadda.
Next, it was someone else which I totally forgot the name and now it's R.Kelly.

Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Desperate, Gay, Hetero

What You Think Of Boys Turned Into ''Ah-Bengs''?

Allow me to explain to you the term Ah-Beng before you start to scratch your head. According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda.

Well I personally thought Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?

Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?

What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or bad?

No doubt it's bad. Who in the world thinks it's good ought to fuck themselve. I don't know about you but personally I thought they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll! Even our local designers like Ashley Hisham or even Hhharry probably die seeing them like that. Well honey, I hate them so much.

So yeah, what's your take on young ~~fugly~~ pretty boys who look decent yet tries his best to act like a typical ah-beng?

Well I thought, they are just trying to live in this "trendy" teenage life ya'll. I can't really blame them, in all honesty, but still, it's a stupid move.

p/s: To watch a young ah-beng cower at the sight of burly seniors would be great entertainment, no??!!?! Anywho agrees on that?

REPEAT AFTER ME: AH BENGS TURNS ME OFF, PEOPLE!!!

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Desperate, Disgusting, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Views

Sex On The Road (VIDEO)

Okay, I've watched porn videos where straight couples had sex in the bus, at the beach, in the toilet and some other weird places which I can't think of right now. I'm getting bored of it. Just for the record, I've never seen them sexing on the street like before. It will be my first time ever if I come across it ya'll.

I shouldn't blog about this really because this is so random. I don't want to get into trouble for mother of god. But hey, my blog is for entertainment purposes and for fun thing, no?

I came across a video while surfing the internet and god, this is so cool. Having sex on the street is really something I could not imagine. There is none of any sort of similar thing happen like this before in my country, Singapore. We have a strict law which every citizens has to follow. We can't do this and we can't do that. Anyway, Singaporeans are shy people ya'll.

REPEAT AFTER ME IF YOU ARE REALLY MY DOLLS: THIS BLOG IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Fuck yourself if you think it's way out of your thing alright. Anyway I don't want to waste any time. Feel free to watch this super duper uncool sex drama ever. Nay nay nay but you have to promise me that you are certified 18. None of you should be below than that to peep it.

Click if you think you're ready to masturbate!!!

I personally thought they are cheap. Whoever cams it, is really stupid. The quality of that video isn't half the standard of the third world ya'll. Paris Hilton herself might be embarrasse to even watch it coz she knows her sex video scandal was way hot, no?

Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Desperate, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video

Hey, do make sure that you vote for me ya'll.
Yes, I'm a despo, an idiot, a turd or whatever. I don't care.
You know I love you all and I'm begging you like that of a beggar,
please please please vote for your fabulous Fauzi Rassull

Labels: Desperate, Fans, Vote

I'm A Despo

Everybody are going nuts with Facebook!! So where do they dump Myspace? Or even Friendster? Tag? Hi5? Oh shoot.

I think it's fun if everyone is going crazy over Facebook. That idiots who thinks Facebook is shit, better think twice. That idiot definitely need a life.

So, Facebook is crap? What crap are you talking? If you know it's crap, shut up. No one, no arshole, force you to have one.

Anyway, all of you knew I'm nasty a inbred. I'm an idiot. Some even curse me like never before. I don't care. The more haters, the merrier. Yes, the more haters, it will be merrier.

Oh well, I have a total of 88 angels inside my friend list and is still growing. I'm so desperate for friends, bitches, jerks, asshole, aliens or whatever who really hate me to come on join me and the rest. Just add me up ya'll (if you're a grandmama, beggar, straight, bi, gays, trannies, monkeys, bears or whatever) and I'll decide if you really deserve to be part of my facebook. If I think I hate you at first sight, I'll give you an open comment. Don't worry. I'll be nice and sweet.

There you go. It took me forever and evar to combine every wonderful face-pics. God, I died. But it's fun to me unless you have plenty plenty of time like me.

Look for your pretty/gorgeous face bitches!!!

Click! Click! Click! and be my friend.

I love you ALL

P/S: Ya'll know I'm way too cheap to do this.

Labels: Desperate, Friends, Networking