Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Okay.

The reason why I do not intend to club at St James tonight with the hotstuff is because I'm having MEN-ses and also intend to complete near due projects and etcetera etcetera. No, I don't have to regret and why???? I went to Tantric Bar for 2 straight days already (Friday And Saturday) and I'm tired as well. Who would have thought, eh?

And right now, just give me time to bitch, okay.

Let's go to the point, shall we?

PIERCING.

This is an entry for everyone. For entertainment (but I don't think it is). And I specifically referring to the bunch of creatures who mother fucking had a bull-style pierced on their nose. If you're my friend and you had ...... a what??? Bull-style nose piercing? Shit, I'm referring to you as well, hun.

That's right.

I have no problem seeing gorgeous people around with piercings, tattoos here and there. I'm fine with it for as long as you have a limit. Yes yes yes, it's none of my problem. I know. And it's also none of your problem if I wanna touch on this issue.

I don't follow trend! I don't do things blindly, okay.

If you look at me. I do not have any piercings. And if you think it's cool to have a bull-style nose piercing?? You might want to think again. I don't see the coolness of a bull-style crap in any way. I don't get adrenaline rush from seeing it. I don't feel "WOWED" at all, bitches. Just nothang of the sort.

Instead, I thought you really look like a bull animal out of nowhere. I don't know about you but I really see a resemblance somehow between you and a bull. Hahaha. Yes, that bull which farmers use for rice cultivation shit right there.

Now go over the mirror and see if you are a bull ~~shit~~???
You're in denial, no?
Whatever. You are not a fairy godmother.
Seriously, I'm being honest and I'm being real.

So if you had a bull-style nose piercing and if you think I'm talking to you, NICE! Why don't you head over to any padi land you see near you and do some rice cultivation out of them, hunney...

It is stupid to pierce around that area of your nose. It is. Don't you people have any other place in mind beside your nose divider/walls or whatever (I suck at Biology by the way) you called that?

Now say it right after me: Bull-style nose piercing is goddamn UGLY.

Labels: Bitching, Piercing, trend

I'm Bringing Sexy Back

My blog website had undergone a super-major refurbishment and all. The objective was to turn it into a cutesy blog for the retards and also bring sexiness back! That's right.

Pink is the new trend. Pink iss fabulosity, hunney. Any man whose brave enough to say he love pink publicly, is considered a "REAL MAN". Anyone disagree with me on that? Fuck you.

And oh, I also have another objective in mind! To promote and to ensure every boys (like myself) out there, at home, where ever you are right now to love pink. So guys, please for goodness stop being so naive and stereotype "man" and the colour pink, alright.

Hence, with the exsitence of my "PINK CAMPAIGN" (created by yours truly) is basically an organised effort to accomplish my main obejective. To get more daddies/guys/boys/granpas/anyhoo and subesequently, make pink as their favourite colour. This can be done if everyone cooperate and STOP STEREOTYPING, okay!

Labels: Fashion, pink, trend

Super-Skinny Jean Is Pretty

It's 8:30pm (Singapore Time) and look look look what I've found. Everyone knows that I love super skinny jean so much. Trust me I do. If you hate it, you have a problem. Skinny jean ain't ugly. In fact, it makes one looks hell slimmer. It actually helps to slim down ~~your~~ my canon-sized thigh. Who cares if it's not the inn thang anymore. In today's fashion, it's all about YOU and how you dress yourself okay, hunney. It's not about trend anymore. This is 2008. I don't follow trend okay.

And oh, if you think straight cut is cool, good for you! Well I thought, they look disgusting to my eyes. Say whatever you want to those people who wears skinny jeans ya'll. We know we look perfect with it. We know we fit it well...

Sorry if skinny jeans don't do justice with you alright. It's not my fault in anyway. You're short.

Bye Bitch! =)

Labels: Asian Blog 2008, Bitching, Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion, Skinnyfries, thinspo, trend