Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

I'm speechless every single time people sent me "I ATE FAUZI!" sign.... I am. Who are they trying to kid? These are the people who have been with me (on cyberspace) all awhile. Yes, I think I am delusional in every way. Although I do not have any fans around meh, sorry dear, I do have lovers outside/here and there/everywhere, okay.

THAT'S WHY I URGE YA'LL TO SUBMIT YOUR VERSION OF "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL" TO MEH PERSONALLY via EMAIL. Add yours to my collection now!! Be creative.

And that's my boy. He is soo sweet. He actually emailed me that at 10am(+) right after I mentioned his name in my previous blog post. I don't know him in person actually but I did saw him a couple of times playing around Tampines area!!! hahahha. Damn, I'm a stalker. =))
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Anyhoooo, RAOUL's Private Event was a blast! It was indeed glitz and glamour evening at RAOUL earlier. I was having fun. Oh, there were a couple of Newspaper columnist too and gosh, I am honoured!!!! The 2 columinists actually interviewed us (I swear. They interviewed me and Veron) and then, they wanted us to pose for newspaper (I think) -- posing with the exclusive ladies bag, with me holding onto RAOUL's catalouge, and a shot of meh and veron with a fashionista (I assumed). The best thang was, she called us funky people! Haha.

And another thang, I took a shot with a mannequin-look-alike model. Now I'm jealous.

p/s: It's funnay. We didn't even ask those photographers to take our pictures. It's "THEM" who want us to be in the newspaper (I think). Now, that's delusional. I loves it!

Hence, check out every copy of The Electric Newpaper, ok. You might never know I'll surprise you with my infamous "Fauzi Rassull's" pose. Hahahahahahah. And do not scream!

Labels: Fashion, High Fashion, Media Attention, Photoshoots, Private Event, RAOUL, Special Invitations

High Fahion Agyness Deyn

Before I go to my point, allow me to share somethang worth watching!!! That's right. My thousand pesos pose ya'll.

I told ya. That's fierce. Very vogue indeed, eh?
Anyhoo, stay tune for morrreee upcoming poses and fierceness from yours truly.

I hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will.
Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her.

I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made ~~everyone~~ me "DIE". I love it. I do.

Can I be like her?
Please tell me I can.

AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Attention, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, Fauzi Rassull, High Fashion, Media Attention, Model, Online Attention, Super Model, Top Model

My Own Clothing Line

Okay! I already made up my mind. I want to let everyone here knows what I'm planning to do in future. If you're an all-time reader of my online shrine, GREAT!

This is indeed an exclusive blog post just for you.

Anyway, I'm starting to feel bored with blogging already. Prolly because I update it on a daily basis. That might the reason why I guess. So beside blogging, I've decided to come out with my own Clothing Line! Who would have thought, eh?

I always want to come out with my own clothing line. Reason being, it's cool and it's the IN THANG for me. I'm planning it and I told myself that I should get my hands on designing my own print.

I know this is insane but hey, I'll try it out and see how it goes. But then, it will take approximately 6 months to process everything. You know, I have soo many things on my plate and never get it done on time. Hope you understand, okay.

By the way, for a start, I'm designing a print for my own shirt. And all the prints I make will NEVER be on sale. You don't have to be upset actually. Hehe.

Hooray Hooooorayyy Hhooorraaayy!!

That's all folk.

Labels: Attention, clothing line, Fashion, High Fashion, Online Attention

Rate Me! Rape Me!

And for the men who want to be me,
And for the ladies who came here to rate me..

Rate me a sexxayyy 10 if you may. I swear I'll bitch more after that, okay. =)
And oh, rate me EVERYDAY. That'll be great. You know I love you, right? Come sex with me!

Click! Click! Click!
http://www.lookoftheyear.com/profile_537

Labels: Attention, contest, Fashion, High Fashion, Lad, Media Attention, Model, Super Model, Top Model

Super-Skinny Jean Is Pretty

It's 8:30pm (Singapore Time) and look look look what I've found. Everyone knows that I love super skinny jean so much. Trust me I do. If you hate it, you have a problem. Skinny jean ain't ugly. In fact, it makes one looks hell slimmer. It actually helps to slim down ~~your~~ my canon-sized thigh. Who cares if it's not the inn thang anymore. In today's fashion, it's all about YOU and how you dress yourself okay, hunney. It's not about trend anymore. This is 2008. I don't follow trend okay.

And oh, if you think straight cut is cool, good for you! Well I thought, they look disgusting to my eyes. Say whatever you want to those people who wears skinny jeans ya'll. We know we look perfect with it. We know we fit it well...

Sorry if skinny jeans don't do justice with you alright. It's not my fault in anyway. You're short.

Bye Bitch! =)

Labels: Asian Blog 2008, Bitching, Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion, Skinnyfries, thinspo, trend

Badukadunk Alert

Fine! I'm fat. Yes I am. I starting to see badukadunk/s at my tummy. I really have no idea where the hell this goddamn badukadunk came from. I don't know if I should blame that noodle I ate yesterday. I should have shut that supermassive blackhole stomach of mine.

For your information, I already have two large canon thigh that I want to get rid of. And this fucking badukadunk is adding on to the list. This isn't fair to me.

I think I better need to watch more thinspiring videos on Youtube as of today. Or let Paris Hilton take over my brain cell! This is the only way to stay thin. I don't want to be lean. I want thin as of now okay. I'm serious about this. Mark my words. And oh yeah, "STARVING" is for emergency only. I'll do it if I need to but I won't. You do not have to worry.

Anyway, If anyhoo out there who thinks I'm in my fucking delusional world, fuck yourself first before you give me your shit okay. I want to be thin and nobody can stop me alright.

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If you have the same agenda as me, you don't have to think. Just join the "Thinspo Club"!
No, I'm not murdering you nor am I telling them to kill themselves, hunney. Haha.

I want to be...........
I want to be.....
I want to be.................

GOD! TELL ME THEY ARE THINSPIRING ME SO MUCH. I LOVE PEOPLE WHO CONTROL MY MIND.

Somehow I kinda love the westerns and why? Most westerns are that "THIN" compared to Asians if you know what I meant. I see Asians as people of a much bigger size than them (western). Am I wrong? I'm not saying Asians are fat people okay. No, they are not. If I could, I will describe Asians as lean people with meat. That's what I'm trying to say here. I just don't get it. I just don't.

Let's face it. Asians are fatter than most thin westerns. It's a fact and we can't change the point. Agreed?

Seeing mostly Asians around me everywhere I go really getting on my nerve sometimes. All they do is, eat eat eat and eat!

Labels: Am I Fat?, Badukadunk, Being Skinny, Glamourous, High Fashion, Media Attention, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

OVEREXPOSED Blogger

In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with ~~starving~~ killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.

Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.

People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVEREXPOSED bony wo/men in today's media -- Nicole the Pole, Paris the Fatless Chick and Bryanboy the thinspo.

We are jealous of them. Of course! Hammer your head now and think again okay. Who in this world want our badunkadunk be seen? It's stupid. It's just stupid.

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, High Fashion, Media Attention, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Outfit That Most Teens Are Into

First thing first.
I am not trying to be rude. I just want to clear all misunderstanding with ya'll first before anywho start to accuse me for being super particular over the way people dress/groom themselves.

Next, I swear to you I am not a fashionista either way or another. However, I've a pair of eyes that work. I see and I judge. Take note, when I judge someone in terms of their fashion, it is for a good cause okay. I want to share something in general and let us all learn from the mistakes you or rather WE make all the time.

No, this isn't bitching okay. =)

I admit before you that I have a really poor fashion myself and reading those Men's Folio Magazine really don't do anything good to me. I didn't see any progression at all after reading them.

Let me show you a photo worth I don't know how much, which I digged in my closet drawer earlier..

Tell me what's so wrong and what's so funnay?

Even you can tell, no? This is why I don't understand.
I've seen a junk of people, both boys and girls in particular, wearing ala-ala like this poor kid strutting in town areas looking like that.

The bag, the pant, the shirt, the jacket and that sporty shoes are all belong to the trash bin for good.

Let me do him a transformation. Perhaps, not a transformation as in that transformation. But, a list of things that he might want to consider and hopefully it change his style a lil' bit okay.

How about, a tote bag, skinny jean (although not in the trend right now. I don't care), a hoodie and maybe a small-sized simple tee and of course a boot to go along with! That is super hot I tell you. Super duper HOT!!!!

Oh come on!

After all, it's none of my business for all I care, yes?
I'm just trying to help people. I love to help people the same way like I help animals fighting to protect them from abusers okay ya'll.

Labels: Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion

Brit Catwalker: Agyness Deyn

Can I be like her?
Please tell me I can.

AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Anorexic, Brit Catwalker, Fashion, High Fashion, Runway, Super Model, Thinspiration, Top Model

Skinnyfries Is Skinny

Hey everyone. I always love to blog about people. I love to bitch alot, yes?

And for this post, I'm not gonna bitch nor am I gonna criticise anywho because that's not what I want to do -- at least for now. I will just show you the good side of me for this moment okay.

Anyway, let's get to the point shall we? I stumble across this lady's friendster page way few months back and I tell you what. She's beautiful. She's pretty. She look glamorous in all her photos and very much like High Fashion! I swear to life of god. This isn't a lie.

Just for the record, her friendster page is one site which I visit on a daily basis. That's a good thing. I'm addicted. I died when I look at her. I know I'm ke-razy. I'm super retarded but heck, I don't care.

You know, she's someone that you might envy with. I don't know about you but well as for me, YES. A pretty pretty pretty YES.

I think it'll be great if I upload a few photos to get you thinking who I'm talking about okay and please for mother of god, tell me you love her more than I do!

Boys and girls my dear friend, Skinnyfries a.k.a Nad!

Very thinspirationing!!!!!! I like.
I want to be her girlfriend!!!

So ya'll, more collection of her photos that will feel your stomach if you click click click to her friendster page! If you can't get through, TRY HARDER bitch!

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Fabulous, Fans, Fashion, High Fashion, Model, Photoshoots, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration

My Idol: Tyra Banks

No one knows how much I love Tyra Banks. Yes, she has inspired millions of people around the world from her TV show. I'm a fan of her. A big fan. I'm addicted to her in a way. I can even bet with you that not a single man in this living world love Tyra like I do.

Was she amazing in that video? Tell me that you love her NOW ya'll!

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Anyway, here is the fun thang which everyone are waiting for. I know ya'll are addicted to my pictorial. I know my photos kill your boredom. Please come over often and I'll shower you with many many many and many amazing poses of me.

A stucked up fan took this for me without my consent! I was hella shocked.

Labels: High Fashion, Insipiration, Model, Photoshoots, Tyra Banks, Tyra Banks Fan