Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

It's 8:30pm (Singapore Time) and look look look what I've found. Everyone knows that I love super skinny jean so much. Trust me I do. If you hate it, you have a problem. Skinny jean ain't ugly. In fact, it makes one looks hell slimmer. It actually helps to slim down ~~your~~ my canon-sized thigh. Who cares if it's not the inn thang anymore. In today's fashion, it's all about YOU and how you dress yourself okay, hunney. It's not about trend anymore. This is 2008. I don't follow trend okay.

And oh, if you think straight cut is cool, good for you! Well I thought, they look disgusting to my eyes. Say whatever you want to those people who wears skinny jeans ya'll. We know we look perfect with it. We know we fit it well...

Sorry if skinny jeans don't do justice with you alright. It's not my fault in anyway. You're short.

Bye Bitch! =)

Labels: Asian Blog 2008, Bitching, Fashion, Fashion Critic, High Fashion, Skinnyfries, thinspo, trend

Thin Means Perfection

I have wayyyyyy alot of things to be done on my plate. I felt like I've not been blogging and have my blog update for weeks (though it's only hours). But whatever.

I'm here. I already have my little online shrine updated. So ya'll better read and go crazy!

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Many people have been giving me wonderful and fabulous comments about me being thin. Am I flattered or what? Unfortunately, SOME felt otherwise. They hate me for being too over self-concious. They hate me because I'm all vain. Hahaha. Hilarious, eh?

Okay okay, Different people have their point of views. So what now?

I just want to add-on. Being thin is also about perfection yaw. I know I AM not perfect in some ways or another. So are you!

TYRA BANK SHOULD SEE THIS FOR HERSELF!
And where's Kate Moss? I have to let her know that she thinspires everyone (not me alone) to stay thin!!!

As of now. I really want to attend a THINSPO PARTAY right here in Singapore (if there's any). I really want to. I want to explore and meet thinnnnn-y people. Oh my god!

Unfortunately, look at these recent photos of me.

Damn. I'm fat. Look at the thigh. Look at every parts of my body. That is disgusting.

Labels: Being Skinny, Fat, Kate Moss, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo, Tyra Banks

Badukadunk Alert

Fine! I'm fat. Yes I am. I starting to see badukadunk/s at my tummy. I really have no idea where the hell this goddamn badukadunk came from. I don't know if I should blame that noodle I ate yesterday. I should have shut that supermassive blackhole stomach of mine.

For your information, I already have two large canon thigh that I want to get rid of. And this fucking badukadunk is adding on to the list. This isn't fair to me.

I think I better need to watch more thinspiring videos on Youtube as of today. Or let Paris Hilton take over my brain cell! This is the only way to stay thin. I don't want to be lean. I want thin as of now okay. I'm serious about this. Mark my words. And oh yeah, "STARVING" is for emergency only. I'll do it if I need to but I won't. You do not have to worry.

Anyway, If anyhoo out there who thinks I'm in my fucking delusional world, fuck yourself first before you give me your shit okay. I want to be thin and nobody can stop me alright.

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If you have the same agenda as me, you don't have to think. Just join the "Thinspo Club"!
No, I'm not murdering you nor am I telling them to kill themselves, hunney. Haha.

I want to be...........
I want to be.....
I want to be.................

GOD! TELL ME THEY ARE THINSPIRING ME SO MUCH. I LOVE PEOPLE WHO CONTROL MY MIND.

Somehow I kinda love the westerns and why? Most westerns are that "THIN" compared to Asians if you know what I meant. I see Asians as people of a much bigger size than them (western). Am I wrong? I'm not saying Asians are fat people okay. No, they are not. If I could, I will describe Asians as lean people with meat. That's what I'm trying to say here. I just don't get it. I just don't.

Let's face it. Asians are fatter than most thin westerns. It's a fact and we can't change the point. Agreed?

Seeing mostly Asians around me everywhere I go really getting on my nerve sometimes. All they do is, eat eat eat and eat!

Labels: Am I Fat?, Badukadunk, Being Skinny, Glamourous, High Fashion, Media Attention, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Welcome Welcome

A blog is a place where everyone rant. A place where everyone share some of their dirty little secrets to everyone around them. And also a platform to get people to understand ~~you~~ me as a whole! Therefore, it's not about me alone okay. I also share my experiences too. See it for yourself.

Yes, this why I'm here and I'm so glad that I am part of this blogosphere. Personally, I don't want to treat my blog as a "PERSONAL" thing. This blog exist for a reason. It's not just for everyone to read or entertain them alone. I want to make sure that people who came to my blog get to learn something. In an instance, I blog mainly about weight issues and ecetera right here. At the same time, I also thinspired these readers with some thinspirational stuff (that's why you did't see words alone in every posts) like, videos, thinspiring quotes (if any), tips, photos and so for. And again, I repeat. I'm not promoting anorexic here before anyone accuse me of that okay. I'm doing my daily job -- thinspiring people! Your Singapore's Only Male Bitch is not just an OVEREXPOSED blogger ya'll. He is your online dietitian, remember. Who would have thought, eh? **Laugh together with me.

If I could, I really want to change people's mindset about getting/being thin. Thin isn't about AONREXIC alone. It could be something else. Thin is glamourous. Thin is perfection. Thin is fashion. Look at top models and you'll know.

This is why I don't understand. People often associate thin with anorexic. Don't ever think I'm dumb enough to not know what does the term "Anorexic" mean okay. I maybe dumb at some point but hey, I'm smarter than your nanny's ass ya'll. Who are you trying to kid?

I'm not a 12 years old boy nor am I your 16 years old twink who you can kid around with alright. I'm 19 years young for everyone to know. Okay. I shouldn't have reveal or make my age public but yeah, I want to be honest in this blogcracy world.

By chance if anyone ask me if I have a dick, I will proudly answer a YES of course. I don't care. We are all humans and I'm open to anything. Weird, eh? That's me.

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And I'm gonna reveal one of my dirty little secret to hundreds of you out there.

Did you know that Fauzi Rassull is afraid of weighing scale? He is afraid of that bloody machine for goodness sake.

Labels: anoretic, Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bitching, Blog, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Singapore's Only Male Bitch? Who Is He?

First thang first.
If anyone have a problem with that, tell me okay. I love comments/critics/judgements or whatever.

And oh, it's not that I ran out of topics that I had to do this okay. My blog is updated on a daily basis and there aren't any reasons that tells you that my brain didn't work. I always have something to say/blog/type/write/scream.

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Anyway, this blog has been around for almost 2 years plus but I have been blogging for almost 4 years now. So who is Fauzi Rassull??? Let me explain okay. I am a blogger base in Singapore and I run my own blog for the purpose to entertain people, bitch about people as well as to promote thinspo around for a good cause. If that makes any sense. If you don't understand a word I said, it means you're dumb than any pre-school kids. I'll elaborate more in details why I promote thinspo in this cyberspacial world. Don't get me wrong. This isn't any Pro Ana Blog okay.

Why of all, "Singapore's Only Male Bitch"?
Great. Many people are curious to know why. As ya'll already know, there aren't any male Singaporean who runs a bitching blog and have it update on a daily basis other than me, yes? Even if there are, I doubt they've won the heart of many people. *Laugh sarcastically

As I've mentioned, I entertain people who visits my blog and I also provide a few simple ways to stay thin. My tips really helps alot. I did it myself and I know it works so good.

So anyway, this is what I don't understand. People still didn't realised that weight issues/size issues are also important and something that we need to look after. No, it's not just about exercises. It's not about who you really are. I mean you know that you are much more bigger size than anyone around you. The thing is, you can't simply say "That is who you really are". Personally, that is a stupid answer ever. It shows that you are not determine enough to work your body. It clearly shows that you do not have any motivations. You simply gave up just like that. You have to be optimistic. Size really do matters. Face the reality, this is 2008!

If you know Tyra Banks, you will remember her favourite phrase which she has been using all the time.

"SO WHAT!!!" remember that ya'll?

That phrase is super delusional okay.

Let me tell you straight. Do not ever use that okay when body issues are concern and why? It's like you're saying that it's okay to have a heart disease. I'm so sure none of us want that to happen.

Labels: anoretic, anorexia nervosa, Anorexic, Be Tolerant, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspo, Tyra Banks, Weight

Cookies Are Good As Well

I'm not going to lie especially when I'm here -- blogging. I'm always honest whenever I blog. Everyone who knows me should know that I treat blog as a platform for me to express what I feel about my life concerning my weight. So why on earth should I lie? Look, weight has become the main top story right here at Fauzi Rassull's blog. The issue about being skinny/thinspo/thinspired models took over the entire space right here. And please for goodness piece of cake, this isn't the platform where I looked down on people who are bigger size than me. No, I don't do that. I know my blogging limit and no one should ever accuse me of that okay.

That's not the whole point now.

Today I had a meal. I had cookies for breakfast and lunch at noon.. Yes all in one ya'll.

When I mentioned that I had cookies, I really mean it alright. In case you're wondering why of all fabulous foods, I had cookies. I'm poor. I can't afford turkey. I'm now a goat eating salad. That is really a stupid question to ask. I swear to life of whoever that I don't eat meat, chicken breast, ducks, bread and whatever you can think of when I'm at my dallas (haha) home.. I've stop eating them eversince. No, I'm not limiting the consumption of meat in my body (when I'm at home). I just began to stop eating them (not entirely) eversince 5 weeks ago. Sounds pretty weird much, yes? I know it myself but I have to. But I tell you what! I still do eat a couple of chickens outside. That's if my brain got corrupted by evil weevil spirits. Haha.

Catch ya'll on the morrow.

Labels: Being Skinny, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspo

Skinny Tips

I assume that everyone knows my vital stats, yes? I assume that you have recorded my waist size, my height and everything into your memo pad and placed it under your main priority, no?

If you have not, please do so because I want to make sure that each and everyone who enjoyed reading my shrine to follow me. In other words, I want ya'll to obey me. I want ya'll to listen and take all my tips, instructions and everything into consideration. No, please don't lie okay. Be honest as possible because for your information, anyone who comes to my blog on a daily basis are all liars. Thus, I do not wish you to add-on to the liars community alright.. Haha. I was just kidding.

So anyway, before I go any further. Take note, I'm standing at 1.73m with a 26inch waist. I'm weigh 55kg. I don't have any bust. And that's honest answer ever okay.

There are quite a number of people asking me the same old question (maybe not) about my diet and all. Yes, everyone around me did mention about my body size yadda yadda. They said that I'm skinny. I've got legs. I'm anorexic. I don't know if that's compliment or what. You know, it's hard to differentiate between compliments and criticism. Ya'll know that I accept every praise or whatever with an open mind. Whatev.

The point is, everyone thinks I'm that thin like that of my previous post where I blogged about this thin/skinny/thinspirational Dior Homme Male Models. No, I'm a lil sizey than them okay. I still think I do have a canon size thigh which means I am still fat. The main priority for this whole month is, to get rid of it. Don't worry. I'll find ways because if there is Fauzi Rassull, there is always a way.

Next. If you're wondering what the hell/heck I ate for the past few months. Let's put it simple. I'm not going to brag about delicious recipes or brag about expensive foods that I consumed for the past few days/weeks/months okay because I don't eat at luxurious restaurant. Come on, luxurious restaurant serves pretty unhealthy foods ya'll. Let's put restaurant aside. I ate salad most of the time. I don't live life by salading which most of you think I am! (50/50) I ate plain cheese biscuits. I drank on plain water. And sometimes, I don't eat. That's it.

I don't waste my bloody time exercising okay. I won't waste my goddamn energy doing all those sit-ups, doing that useless push-ups and tiring my legs running or jogging you call it. No, I just don't exercise. Ask anyone around me. I sat at home surfing the Internet all day long and fill my time shopping with friends. They call it, enjoying teen life! That's what I do.

Hence, I want to make sure ya'll listen to me. I swear my dieting plan works wonder. Try not eating rice for 8months (still counting) and you are going to achieve your goal. Duh, rice is fattening you idiots!

Be me. Envy me. Follow my diet.

And oh, before anyone accuse for having dieting pills to help my diet plan works, YOU ARE SO WRONG! Pills are not needed at all. It's determination and idol that makes you get/achieve/be what you want. My idols are, Paris Hilton, Thin models and some others.

Two pictorials to go. Haha.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM FAT. SORRY, IT'S THE REACTION FROM FRAPUCINNO, WHIPPED CREAM AND ALL THAT.

Labels: Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Diet, Rice Is Fattening, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspo

Society Says: THIN IS THE WAY TO BE

When I come from a place of self love and self acceptance, I'm able to take care of myself. I'm able to get stronger. I'm able to move around without being disgusted with the way my body feels.

When I come from a place of self-loathing then I'm not as able to take care of myself. I don't want to move around because I don't want to feel my body jiggling, wiggling, front-butting and taking up space. I don't eat (everytime) when I feel bad about my body.

Society says that thin is the way to be. Society says that younger is better. Or rather society AGREES to those ideas that come from THE MEDIA.

Versace's gorgeous thin-ny models.

This is DIOR (skinny) Male Models.

That is thinspirationing, eh? Can I kill them for making me feel jealous of their thigh, arms, body and everything else. This is hott.

LOOK, THEY RULE THE RUNWAY YA'LL

As much as I love TV, pop culture, fashion and youth, people say that I need to love myself just as I am now. Exactly. However, not YET ya'll. I need to deal and kill those huge thigh I have right now! It is super scary.

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This is what I don't understand!
How does one learn to love the front-butt and all the sizey-ness of one's self?? You people are simply strange.

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspo

Skinnyfries Is Skinny

Hey everyone. I always love to blog about people. I love to bitch alot, yes?

And for this post, I'm not gonna bitch nor am I gonna criticise anywho because that's not what I want to do -- at least for now. I will just show you the good side of me for this moment okay.

Anyway, let's get to the point shall we? I stumble across this lady's friendster page way few months back and I tell you what. She's beautiful. She's pretty. She look glamorous in all her photos and very much like High Fashion! I swear to life of god. This isn't a lie.

Just for the record, her friendster page is one site which I visit on a daily basis. That's a good thing. I'm addicted. I died when I look at her. I know I'm ke-razy. I'm super retarded but heck, I don't care.

You know, she's someone that you might envy with. I don't know about you but well as for me, YES. A pretty pretty pretty YES.

I think it'll be great if I upload a few photos to get you thinking who I'm talking about okay and please for mother of god, tell me you love her more than I do!

Boys and girls my dear friend, Skinnyfries a.k.a Nad!

Very thinspirationing!!!!!! I like.
I want to be her girlfriend!!!

So ya'll, more collection of her photos that will feel your stomach if you click click click to her friendster page! If you can't get through, TRY HARDER bitch!

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Fabulous, Fans, Fashion, High Fashion, Model, Photoshoots, Pictorial, Picture Sensation, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration