Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

I'm speechless every single time people sent me "I ATE FAUZI!" sign.... I am. Who are they trying to kid? These are the people who have been with me (on cyberspace) all awhile. Yes, I think I am delusional in every way. Although I do not have any fans around meh, sorry dear, I do have lovers outside/here and there/everywhere, okay.

THAT'S WHY I URGE YA'LL TO SUBMIT YOUR VERSION OF "I ATE FAUZI RASSULL" TO MEH PERSONALLY via EMAIL. Add yours to my collection now!! Be creative.

And that's my boy. He is soo sweet. He actually emailed me that at 10am(+) right after I mentioned his name in my previous blog post. I don't know him in person actually but I did saw him a couple of times playing around Tampines area!!! hahahha. Damn, I'm a stalker. =))
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Anyhoooo, RAOUL's Private Event was a blast! It was indeed glitz and glamour evening at RAOUL earlier. I was having fun. Oh, there were a couple of Newspaper columnist too and gosh, I am honoured!!!! The 2 columinists actually interviewed us (I swear. They interviewed me and Veron) and then, they wanted us to pose for newspaper (I think) -- posing with the exclusive ladies bag, with me holding onto RAOUL's catalouge, and a shot of meh and veron with a fashionista (I assumed). The best thang was, she called us funky people! Haha.

And another thang, I took a shot with a mannequin-look-alike model. Now I'm jealous.

p/s: It's funnay. We didn't even ask those photographers to take our pictures. It's "THEM" who want us to be in the newspaper (I think). Now, that's delusional. I loves it!

Hence, check out every copy of The Electric Newpaper, ok. You might never know I'll surprise you with my infamous "Fauzi Rassull's" pose. Hahahahahahah. And do not scream!

Labels: Fashion, High Fashion, Media Attention, Photoshoots, Private Event, RAOUL, Special Invitations

RAOUL Accessories Sotre Opening Invitation

Holla. Another update to suffice myself. Hehehe. I would be lying not just to myself but to ya'll if I say, I'm free all the time which in fact, I'm not!

I don't know for whatever reason RAOUL sent me an invitation card via email to attend their RAOUL Accessories Store Opening (which falls on Tuesday).

Which means, it's gonna be Glitz and Glamour evening!!!!! Wee wit

click to enlarge =)))

You heard it right!! It's at PARAGON, Orchard baybeh.. See me there at 7pm. I'm sure gonna be late because I'm a star ~~karat~~.

This is so random. I didn't expect but whatever. RAOUL people (General Manager, Secretary, Guests) wants to see meh. No worries. I'll be glad to attend as a special guest. Who would have thought? But hey, that's if my RSVP is confirmed laa!! I actually reply to them late. Damn.

Standby a phone and I will personally dial the number for the sake of attending the opening. Heheheh. I'm joking by the way.

See you Mr GM. See you.
Oh, if possible I want a free gift. A bag??? That'll be great. But that's not going to happen, yes?

UPDATE:
Boo hoo.. I love RAOUL now. My RSVP has been confirmed!!!!!! Yay =)))
See me there.

*I'm good at making up stories. Haha. I lied.

Labels: Fashion, Media Attention, RAOUL, Special Invitations

After Party

I'm not in any mood to blog today. First, as we all already know, I lost my cellphone in a SHOPPING CENTRE around Orchard just yesterday in a cubicle before attending iTalenstar Event as a guest. Who would have thought Fauzi is super careless, eh? Whatever.

Not knowing my friend's contact worries me alot. For your information, I don't memorise everyones' contact and that includes my mom's. How fantastic!

Okay rambling aside and let's talk about yesterday's event, shall we?

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The "REFRESHMENT" part:
Guys, I ate ten delicious brownies yesterday! Crazy as it may sound to you, I swear I ate alot. I ate 5 slices of Hawaiian pizza, 4 popiah roll and 4 mini sandwiches in all. I don't even care to know how much calories I've gained altogether! I don't want to freak myself up. But hey, I did avoid rice though. The fried rice was super tempting. But I did managed to stay a distance away from it. Hahahahahaha. Now I see badunkadunk(s) playing around my tummy.

We all know I'm scared of gaining weight. I'm scared of being fat and I don't want to bloat myself when I eat! You know, when I got bloated, it kinda make me depress.

BLOATING = FATTENING YOURSELF??
I think differently. I know.

I died halfway through the event and I kept quiet throughout because my tummy got bloated for no reasons. This is why I don't understand.

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PHOTO SHOOTS:
This is the best moment -- after party! I took photos with Natasha Monks, Kash (region winner of iTalentstar 2008) and some others with my ugly face and god knows if it's going to turn out great. But whatev. Photos are for memoirs. I don't consider it a model shot or whatever. I just don't think that way, okay.

So after that, satisfying myself again with a few more brownies and back to photo shoots...

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FAMILIAR FACES:
I saw some celebrities/familiar faces at the scene (??) itself!

Ju-Len
(Stomp's Celebrity Blogger)
*************
Natasha Monks
(Model, Principal Host of iTalentstar, Brand Consultant) and her frenzie bestfriend (I assume),
*************
Paula Taylor
(Actress, VJ, Model)
*************
Kash
(region winner of iTalenstar)
**************
Fauzi Rassull
(male bitch, dietitian, blogger)
**************
Adrian Yap
(Amazing Race Asia Contestant)
**************
Clarence Lee
(Celebrity Make-Up Artist)

and yadda yadda yadda yadda whatever whatever whatever.......

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Today will definitely be another long day/night!
I'm invited to watch BROADWAY BENG 3 the musical, remember?

Labels: After Party, Celebrity, Media Attention, Online Attention, Special Invitations

Event Calender

As ya'll already know by now, I'm a huge fan when it comes to free gifts, free admissions, free invitations, free passes to luxury/cheap/local shows or whatever. I AM!

And again. Book me. Tell me I'm invited to your event please please please for life of god. Haha. I know I'm just a goddamn blogger out of nowhere. I'm just nothing to everyones' eyes, yes? Who cares? Just make me happy. Make me horny in anyway you wish, okay.

The last time, I was invited to attend the opening ceremony of the iTALENSTAR at Ministry of Sound and also had a pair of invitation to enter Timbre Bar for free. Who would have thought, eh?

And to add on, I was also invited to attend "Youth Aids Event" organised by the Health Promotion Board to watch a preview show at Cathay Ceneleisure. That was awesome I tell you.

So anyway, I'll be attending an interview session at Club 21 and after which, will proceed my way to Orchard Ceneleisure as a guest for the "iTALENTSTAR Finale Event" (in collaboration with Friendster) from 6pm to late. And also to support my dear friend, SG F 03 KASH, who will fight her way to become the overall country champion.

(Oh Kash wore a turquoise top. She's a friend, an acquaintance of mine in case you don't know.)

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The following day, I have to attend a Broadway Beng 3, a local theatre show which is held at the National Library Building. I told you, I have so many things on my plate. I just receieved a text from the organiser himself/herself to notify me about it and tell ya what! This maniac got me freaked out. I mean, the show is just 2 days away! And I still have a ticket left waiting to be claim. Dang! This is kerazzzy.

Yes, I'm attending the 8pm show if you're wondering. I don't know if it's a good, hilarious, boring, dull, cool or exciting theatrical event I'm attending.

As always, the good news is, I get to enter both event FOR FREE. That's what I'm talking about.

Labels: Event, Media Attention, Special Invitations

Timbre Bistro/Bar @ Substation

I love to entertain people with the way I blog. I love to share my personal diet with ya'll on how to get skinny without the need of pills or even weird exercises like sit-ups and all that okay. That is all bullshits.

So anyway, that's not the whole point I want to talk about.

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There is no doubt that people hate me because I try so hard to stay thin as possible that some even thought I came out with stupid tips that might be a torture to people who thinspired to be skinny like Paris Hilton. A few thought that I did a whole sort of stupid things to get skinny like salading or biscuit-ing myself. I understood the emotions running through your mind alright. I really take that into consideration.

So right now, I'm going to make ya'll happy and feel proud of myself. Since yesterday's interview with a Newpaper reporter was cancelled due to certain issues the reporter might had, the day didn’t bore me to tears as I thought it would be. I was at town yesterday spending/crapping about an hour (PLUS) with Dilly as well as my fabulous Skinnyfries (a.k.a Nad) who thinspired me all awhile. How great!

After which, I received a text from a manager of TIMBRE BISTRO/BAR at SUBSTATION. I was told that I will enjoy a complimentary 12inch pizza (the size of a nigga's dick) and two drinks of my choice - a Lime Mojitos and Sex on the Beach.

To cut it short, I love TIMBRE BISTRO/BAR for mother of god! I ate alot the whole night ya'll.
And today I am pretty upset because I thought I ate too much yesterday.

BACK TO SALADING AGAIN AND I JUST HAD!

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pictorial coming up. wait till the next post. stay tune

Labels: Mojitos, Special Invitations, Timbre Bar, Vodkas, Wines