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About Fauzi Rassull
Famously known as "Singapore’s Only Male Bitch", Fauzi Rassull, is a popular blogger among the
affluent city-state’s fashionable youngsters. Out of the many advantages of blogging, the best
is that Fauzi is able to use it as a platform to voice his opinions to million of netizens out there.
He feel that there is no freedom of speech at all in the world he is living in. He’s left with no
other option but to use his blog so that his thoughts can and will be heard
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9/22/2008
DY Going To London Tomorrow
OMG IT'S DAWN YANG!!!! hahaha Anyways, I'm going to IMPERSONATING SOMEONE IS SO MUCH FUN. Tell me you hate me. Haha. p/s: For some reasons, I have to reupload this video. Haha. ppp/sss: Sorry for the delay. Whatever. =)) Labels: Dawn Yang, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Parody, Xiaxue, Youtube
7/10/2008
Tell Me You Hate Me
I can't help but wonder why many netizens hate Just hate me all you want because you can't change the fact that I will still love you no matter what, okay. And so, I sat here in the dark asking myself why do ya'll hate my blog? Those reasons just pops so quick like shit coming out from your dear asshole. Who would have thought, eh? 1) It hurts your ass when I swear/bitch/curse 2) I have alot of people hating me around and you don't 3) I suck alot of dicks and all you've got is some plain flat "bushied" pussy 4) You can't jerk yourself hard enough that you need my blog to help you 5) My blog is super entertaining that it entertains all sort of creatures/the poors/the rich/kings and queens/humans/aliens everywhere 6) This blog kills and super addictive 7) My blog is delusional and you hate to say "Fuck, I love it" 8) It's thinspiring/inspiring you in every fucken ways 9) Not all my topics seems juicy to you. But then, it's way sperm-my 10) My blog promise you a gazallion cumshot 11) People call me a fag and you're jealous about that. 12) I'm an attention seeker and seek for more attention from you 13) I am way controversial than what you expect 14) I've been compared to Bryanboy/Xiaxue in a classless way 15) I'm Singapore's Only Male Bitch 16) I look fake like Dawn Yang 17) I bitch like some amateurish blogger but yet professional in a way. But still, amateur. 18) I crap like no one could imagine 19) My blog is sick like it owner 20) IT'S JUST ENTERTAINING AND YOU WANT MORRRREEE OF ME!!! And let tell me you this. Why the hell do I need to please eachh and everyy one of you out there! Why? I don't remember I'm paid to listen to you. I don't see myself as a puppy whom you can play and instruct with, okay. And I don't need any one to spoon fed me like a 2 year old kid craving for your momma's powdered breastmilk. I do what I want here. I do it my way. You like my blog, I'm happy. And if you loathe it, I'll be more than just happy people. If you think that my discussion over here don't really match your preferences, meaning, not the type of blog you would read/go/browse/ransack/surf, go somewhere else. And oh, don't even bother to leave nasty nasty nasty tags, okay. Labels: Asian Blog, Bitching, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog
7/03/2008
Why Should I Be Afraid of Criticisms?
There are no fucking reasons why I have to be afraid of people criticizing me, okay. Why do you think I have/need to be afraid of in the first place. I've been getting tonnes of criticisms lately and I've also been criticised before I have a blog (way way before my uncle passed away). You know, criticism to me is a normal thang. I face this kinda situation almost every single day and I'm happy to say, I LOVE IT! That's right. Criticisms are just words to describe you and they are basically comments given by people collectively who are mentally retarded. In other words, they are simply nothing but stupid baseless comments, people. Now the point is, if anyone of you out there who undergo a situation like this in your life, accept them with an open mind, hun. That's all I have to say. You do not have to be afraid and be ashamed of it, okay. Yes, you can say I'm goddamn crazy (which I am) and out of my mind but mark my words, CRITICISMS ARE FUN. If you think criticisms may pull your confidence down, FUCK YOU! How the hell "words" can do that? It doesn't make any sense, okay. Believe in yourself. People came to my blog and shit on me. I've been labelled with pretty fabulous adjectives and tell me I'm still having fun despite all those negative remarks/comments. No, I'm not challenging them in anyway but come on, this is for entertainment!!! Labels: Criticisms, Entertaiment, Views
6/23/2008
Nothing Unusual
Allow me to begin my afternoon with some bitching. Yes, BITCHING IN PROGRESS. So ya'll better lay back and keep still while I entertain you with what I've got to say. YA KUN KAYA TOAST! Who in the world have got no idea what the heck is that. Well, according to WIKIPEDIA (say it with an English accent), it is a chain of air-conditioned kopitiams in Singapore and certain parts of Asia. As the name suggests, it sells kaya toast, bottled kaya, Singapore style coffee and tea, half boiled eggs and other beverages. ------------- "The company was founded in 1944 by Loi Ah Koon from Hainan, China at Telok Ayer Basin. After 15 years at Telok Ayer Basin, the stall moved to Telok Ayer Market (now Lau Pa Sat). It was renamed Ya Kun which is the Hanyu pinyin equivalent to Ah Koon. The stall remained there until 1984, when restoration works of the Telok Ayer Market began. The stall then moved to the now-defunct Telok Ayer Transit Food Market. In 1998, the coffee stall was passed down to his children and it moved to a new location at Far East Square. Ya Kun International was incorporated in 2001 in Singapore, to expand the chain of coffee stalls island wide and regionally. Ya Kun has 24 stalls in Singapore, with franchises in Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan and South Korea." -------------- Okay, let us not exaggerate too much over Ya Kun's history, shall we? It's not something I want to discuss here and it's hell none of my business in anyway, okay.Haha. Ya Kun's history has got nothing to do with me. Who would have thought, eh? So anyway, I just don't get why most of us go crazy over that air-conditioned "Kopitiam"? What is it about Ya Kun that makes ya'll go crazy? What is it about that franchise that appeals you by the way? It's not like they sell something unusual. It's not like they sell anything fantastic besides half-boiled eggs, coffee, tea, toast and yadda yadda yadda which are soo common to my eyes.. Duh, even normal coffee shop near my house sells those stuff. Seriously, nothing and I mean NOTHING really WOWS me at Ya Kun besides being a local brand name with a history that inspires everyone. First, as a matter of fact, Ya Kun is air-conditioned. So what else do you think Ya Kun is different from other franchise in Singapore (in particular). Tell me ya'll. If you were to tell me Ya Kun's toasts are different in terms of taste, let me tell you this. A toast is basically, a bread with butter or it could be some other flavoured jams and then heat it. And if you say their jams are HOME MADE which is why they are delicious, kill yourself. Talk about originality? My gradmama does HOME MADE toast as well and it's fucken delicious. If that's not original then I have nothing else to say, okay. Who are you trying to kid, hunney. Either you're being absurd to have say that or are you just being super dumb to have paid that amount of money for having breakfast there. Ya Kun is expensive if you were to compare it with normal coffee shop, okay. It's a fact. Oh, what I meant by expensive here is not about whether one can afford it or whether to compare the cost of a toast with your CHANEL bag, bitches. It's mostly about common sense as we speak. I mean, you guys should know by now how much a toast should jolly well cost if you are a fan of it, yes? So use some sense, hun. The price of rice has increased severely around the world. In addition to that in case you didn't know, the price of rice rises indirectly affects price of food as a whole okay... Oh well, this is my point of view anyway. =) Labels: Attention, Blog, Degrading, Desperate, Entertaiment, FnB, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Views
5/23/2008
I Am Entertaining
I don't get it when people simply call me a retard in the first place. I just don't! So let me ask you. How in the fuck would you know you're the fucking retarded one! So anyway, if you think I shouldn't have use swear words often in my space (not "MYSPACE"), go somewhere else which you can get your butt scrub for free and entertain you at the same time! Sorry, I don't do butt scrubbing for your information. Your butt is sooo disgusting and sooo gay. I know what I'm doing. I like to curse and swear! If anywhoo thinks I'm not allowed to curse, think again okay. This is freedom of speech and I'm being honest. If I'm force not to use curse words right here, I'd rather stop blogging for the rest of my life and why? That's not freedom of expression and that's not freedom at all. You know, I can't imagine thinking freely and being creative but having to think before I speak and still being entertaining. It's like you people just don't like the way I use swear words but still come over to my space to see what I have been up to because you know I am entertaining! You just can't stop visiting me, don't you? I know it's addictive. And ya'll know what, I like my rights to say the word "FUCK". I don't need your suggestions to change my world. It's complete bullcrap, yes? I mean, you guys don't want to see my blog if I can't curse, right? You guys want to see it real and that's what I'm going to give you. =) BYE BITCH! =) Labels: Bitching, Celebrity, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Media Attention, Online Attention, Singapore Blog
1/28/2008
Rihanna Got Naked
Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that? If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella.. Labels: Blog, Boobs, Entertaiment, Exposed, FHM Magazine, Gay, Hetero, Naked, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Rihanna, Sex
1/15/2008
NSFW: Malaysian Health Minister In Action (Video)
And I receieved our Malaysian Former Health Minister sex video out of nowhere here on the the net ya'll. The tape lasted for about 20 minutes long yadda yadda yadda and it was boring. I nearly sleep for nuts. I felt like sending Mr Chua a handwritten note to say that his sex video is the worst thang I've seen so far. Anyway, let's get to the point, shall we? We all know I love the joy of sharing, no? So yeah, this video is for everyone to see. Hahahaha. But you have to be about my age or older to watch this ya'll because I'm not going to be responsible for whatever happens to you. Get it, no? Everyone knew Chua Soi Lek by now. He lives somewhere in a developing country, Malaysia. He was a former Health Minister yadda yadda yadda and don't forget, he was also a pornstar of the third developing world whatever that means alright. Everyone is interested to know about his sex video scandal. Ya'll want to watch it like so bad. And I know some of you (not all) are willing to pawn your fabulous butt/pussy just to see it, no? Hahaha. Comment me with your name and email add right here, alright. I will privately give you the link. Terms and a whole list of my conditions apply, baby. (Haha) I swear to god. You can curse me if I lie. But one thang for sure, you better love me the same way I do okay? Deal or no deal? p/s: Video wasn't that high definition. This is the cheapest video ever that one could imagine. Labels: Asian, Attention, Bi-Sex, Entertaiment, Gay, Hetero, MalaysiaPorn, Porn, Rated-21, Sex, Sex Scandal, Video, Virginity
1/11/2008
Was Invited To Sing At InterMezzo Singapore
Okay. InterMezzo Singapore invited me to sing a song for 30 over crowds at it's bar yesterday night ya'll. I was honoured and I really enjoyed myself over there. Who don't. It's one night only. So ya'll, I'm not gonna waste any more time here. This video you're about to watch is safe for work and thank god, one of the crowd actually recorded it with her low-grade cellphone or whatever technologies she had used all awhile. Fuck it, she should just throw away her mobile for mother of god. I mean it. The video wasn't clear at all. The audio sounded rough here and it's hella different from the "live" version. I'm pissed but oh well, it's great to be love, no? Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Attention, Blog, Desperate, Entertaiment, Fauzi Rassull, Original, Real
1/10/2008
Former Malaysian Deputy Prime Minister Has A FaceBook
Is it cool or what for a minister to have a facebook account?? And it is not just FaceBook ya'll. He set up accounts with Friendster and MySpace, other popular social networking websites as well. Why in the world he set up all social networking accounts? As part of his efforts to further engage Internet-savvy voters. How many fans he has so far (from all accounts he had)? He revealed he has connected with about 4,800 people Ok ya'll. Let's get to the point, shall we? All of us know by now that Anwar Ibrahim is pathetic, no? Don't tell me having a campaign is never enough that he needs to have social networking accounts?? It's like he is forcing young teens or other people who added him to vote for his party. Some cheap attention like they say. Perhaps, for a change? God knows. Anyway, I don't know if it is the "in thang" or a trend. You see, we heard story about Former Malaysian Health Miniter in a sex video scandal the last time. And now, another minister doing the things that we, teens, always have and do. What do you think?? ![]() Okay he's hot, no? And here are the tasks which you need to accomplish: Labels: Asian, Attention, Bitching, Blog, Entertaiment, Malaysian, Politics
1/09/2008
CH 8 Stars Are Human. No Extra Attention Needed At Funeral
All of us knew by now that MC King passed away, no? And I understood that nearly 500 people gathered at his Kallang home at noon for a grand send-off. So who actually (500 people) attended his funeral apart from family members, celebrities yadda yadda yadda? Absolutely right. The crowd also included residents who popped down from their flats, and even people who came from as far as Woodlands, Sengkang and Jurong. So why did people (basically to those who were unrelated to MC King) came to his funeral for? They say: "Duh, to pay their respect yadda yadda yadda". Well as for me, I don't think everyone came over to pay their respect. I mean, some were there to gawk at Mediacorp stars. It's obvious. No doubt about that ya'll. This is Singapore ya'll. Singaporeans are a bunch of a... a busybodies!! They are a bunch of fanatics and also typical people, not? I have nothing else to say about them for being tooooooo Singaporean. It is just ridiculous. And what I found from sources (online and so for), one lady actually said: "For this type of occasion, it's really the more the merrier because you want a good send-off" What the hell?!!??? The more the merrier?? That's absurd. She could have just say it without thinking for that part. And and and, who were she referring to? To the people who paid their respect or to fanatics/typical assholes who gawked at Mediacorp stars? Now repeat after me: MEDIACORP STARS ARE HUMAN AS WELL. WE DON'T HAVE TO GAWK AT THEM LIKE WE NEVER SEEN HUMANS BEFORE. Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Celebrity, Desperate, Entertaiment, Uniquely Singapore, Views
1/07/2008
Charice Pempengco Video Galore
You see, I'm all for young talent. I love to see how young people begin their journey to stardom. It's just cool and it does inspire everyone, no? Singing "Listen" Her Live Performance Singing "I Will Always Love You and "When You Believe" Lani, a singer of nowhere joined in, in between. What the hell. Labels: Asian, Asian Idol, Celebrity, Charice Pempengco, Entertaiment, Fans, Original, Real, Video
1/06/2008
Japanese TV Station Aired R21 (NSFW)
I think I found something far more exciting. I bet no one has ever seen this. Well if you knew about it, I don't care. I love to share what I found with you all. So let's get to the point, shall we? Oh my god. Is Japanese TV Station insane or what? I don't know for whatever reason this TV Station actually aired a sort of a variety show I suppose and it wasn't those singing contest or even those game shows like PSC Nite yadda yadda yadda I'm talking about. Think about those variety shows you've watched and compare them with this one. You don't have to ask. I'm completely out of words and speechless for life of god. I've never seen anything like this before on teevee. Perhaps, Japanese are far too open-minded alright. Sex is a sensitive issue dammit unless they do not have any feeling towards it. Oh well. Dear friends, this isn't safe for work. Fuck it. I know you will click on it no matter what. You just don't care about age tat much, huh? Poor you. pp/ss: What it feels like to watch your daughter sucking cocks on teevee? Oh my god, they must have been proud. Tell me tell me ya'll. Labels: Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Boobs, Bryanboy, Entertaiment, Fun, Gay, Hetero, Japanese, Porn, Rated-21, Real, Sex, Video |