Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

I assume that everyone knows my vital stats, yes? I assume that you have recorded my waist size, my height and everything into your memo pad and placed it under your main priority, no?

If you have not, please do so because I want to make sure that each and everyone who enjoyed reading my shrine to follow me. In other words, I want ya'll to obey me. I want ya'll to listen and take all my tips, instructions and everything into consideration. No, please don't lie okay. Be honest as possible because for your information, anyone who comes to my blog on a daily basis are all liars. Thus, I do not wish you to add-on to the liars community alright.. Haha. I was just kidding.

So anyway, before I go any further. Take note, I'm standing at 1.73m with a 26inch waist. I'm weigh 55kg. I don't have any bust. And that's honest answer ever okay.

There are quite a number of people asking me the same old question (maybe not) about my diet and all. Yes, everyone around me did mention about my body size yadda yadda. They said that I'm skinny. I've got legs. I'm anorexic. I don't know if that's compliment or what. You know, it's hard to differentiate between compliments and criticism. Ya'll know that I accept every praise or whatever with an open mind. Whatev.

The point is, everyone thinks I'm that thin like that of my previous post where I blogged about this thin/skinny/thinspirational Dior Homme Male Models. No, I'm a lil sizey than them okay. I still think I do have a canon size thigh which means I am still fat. The main priority for this whole month is, to get rid of it. Don't worry. I'll find ways because if there is Fauzi Rassull, there is always a way.

Next. If you're wondering what the hell/heck I ate for the past few months. Let's put it simple. I'm not going to brag about delicious recipes or brag about expensive foods that I consumed for the past few days/weeks/months okay because I don't eat at luxurious restaurant. Come on, luxurious restaurant serves pretty unhealthy foods ya'll. Let's put restaurant aside. I ate salad most of the time. I don't live life by salading which most of you think I am! (50/50) I ate plain cheese biscuits. I drank on plain water. And sometimes, I don't eat. That's it.

I don't waste my bloody time exercising okay. I won't waste my goddamn energy doing all those sit-ups, doing that useless push-ups and tiring my legs running or jogging you call it. No, I just don't exercise. Ask anyone around me. I sat at home surfing the Internet all day long and fill my time shopping with friends. They call it, enjoying teen life! That's what I do.

Hence, I want to make sure ya'll listen to me. I swear my dieting plan works wonder. Try not eating rice for 8months (still counting) and you are going to achieve your goal. Duh, rice is fattening you idiots!

Be me. Envy me. Follow my diet.

And oh, before anyone accuse for having dieting pills to help my diet plan works, YOU ARE SO WRONG! Pills are not needed at all. It's determination and idol that makes you get/achieve/be what you want. My idols are, Paris Hilton, Thin models and some others.

Two pictorials to go. Haha.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM FAT. SORRY, IT'S THE REACTION FROM FRAPUCINNO, WHIPPED CREAM AND ALL THAT.

Labels: Being Skinny, Bones And Ribcage, Diet, Rice Is Fattening, Skinnyfries, Thinspiration, thinspo

Skinny Is The Real Lean

Ok! I cleared up a few/junk emails earlier particularly from anonymous. So yeah, this is what I don't understand. I don't know how many times should I repeat this. If anyone have a problem with me, I don't mind. I don't trash you back because I don't want to be labelled as an immature creature living in this planet. I'm doing my own thing right here, get it?

Basically, one email came from this stupid country, Australia. This creature actually ask me what's my diet in a nicer way. And then, slowly that email sorta turned nasty. Get what meant here? He actually said this "You ought to stay in africa and die right there for good!"

I ought to stay in Africa? I ought to die right there? Omg. Somone actually wants me to die ya'll.

I don't know if I should take this personally. Maybe I shouldn't. This is what I always told my friends. We simply can't please everyone!

I'm upset.
I hate myself.

Oh, why would I hate myself? That's utterly rubbish.

--------------

Anyway, just to let everyone know what I have for lunch while I'm home okay. I often had a few biscuits. I chose biscuits because I believe they are rich in calcium. And calcium is good. I also had salads most of the time (be it at home or outside) as it contains a numerous amount of fibre, nutrients as well as vitamins.

I recommend this brand! This is good. My favourite.

Just for the record, I havent't fill my stomach with rice eversince September 2007. If you're wondering why. First, rice contains carbohydrate. I have nothing against carbo at all. I still had noodles, pasta and even bread. It's not that I hate rice. I think all of you should know by now. When you eat rice and if the rice don't digest the way it should, it will turned into fats! That isn't a good thing alright. What's more, rice is a pretty heavy meal which I also try avoid ya'll.

I think everyone reading this should look after your health more while you're still young like me becuase I don't want to have any health problems/issues later.

And if there are people who thinks I am too skinny, you're wrong! I admit I slim down alot but I'm healthy. I had salads and biscuits, remember? It's not that I don't eat. It's not because I'm trying to be Nicole Richie here.

Ok. I don't wanna fake this. I admit Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bryanboy and Brandon Hilton are my idol when it comes to slimming. Happy?

Labels: Anorexic, Bones And Ribcage, Diet, Envy Me, Insipiration, Paris Hilton, Rice Is Fattening, The Brandon Hilton, Thinspiration, Weight

Skinny Is The New Lean

I’ve been pondering that lately. This week’s eating plan is vegan? I decided to really give vegan a fair shake (even though everyone I’ve ever met that was a vegan was fat)… so I’m making it a slow-carb vegan week. Hahaha. Whatever.

I’m not eating noodles, potatoes (but I just did. Does French Fries counts?), carrots or any other high carb vegetable.

I have my doubts about rice. According to low carb theory, white rice is just as bad as bread, noodles, potatoes and other pure simple carbohydrate based foods. Eating rice should make you fat under low carb theory.

But wait! Rice is the staple diet of 1/3 of the world’s population. Most residents of all Asian and African countries eat a ton of rice… and are the thinnest people in the world. Duh! They are thin because they ate only rice. Where is the protein -- chicken, beef, pork etc?

It is also a staple in central America. Costa Ricans eat a LOT of rice. They are thinner than North Americans. What gives?

I’m really not sure. Initially I thought perhaps refinement was the culprit. Most low carb advocates acknowlege that carbs that are fiber simply don’t count as evil. In fact, fiber carbs might actually count in reverse and help weight loss.

I really don’t know. I’m completely baffled by the rice conundrum. It seems to be a high carb item that should be just as fattening as bread, noodles and potatoes, but… the fact is that billions of people eat a ton of rice every year… and are still skinny.

What do you think? How can that be explained?

But here's a little something I wish to inform you people. I've stop eating rice for close 4 months and surprisingly, I loss huge amount of weight. I'm abit skinny but I still look fat. I don't know.

Repeat after me bitches: RICE MAKES A PERSON FAT!

Labels: Being Skinny, Blog, Bones And Ribcage, Model, Rice Is Fattening, Thinspiration