Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with ~~starving~~ killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.

Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.

People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVEREXPOSED bony wo/men in today's media -- Nicole the Pole, Paris the Fatless Chick and Bryanboy the thinspo.

We are jealous of them. Of course! Hammer your head now and think again okay. Who in this world want our badunkadunk be seen? It's stupid. It's just stupid.

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, High Fashion, Media Attention, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, thinspired, thinspo

Carbohydrates And Proteins Are Evil

THEY are not overweight, but they think they are.

Excuse me, who are the "THEY" here? I'm sorry but I have to let you know that I'm not one of them okay. As you all already know, I'm not suffering from any weird sorta illness like what again? Anorexia nervosa and bulimia nervosa? Oh come on! I know myself too well. Like I've said. I know how to look after myself. Just stay away from me okay.

Besides, I don't binge on food. I don't eat as and when I like ya'll. I set my own limit for eating and I always take note of that.

This is serious.
As the saying goes, 'I am determined to stay lean, no matter what it takes'

You can call that bullshit or whatever shit you can think of okay. I don't care any shit comes outta your mouth. Whatev.

Just for the record again, I further reduced my intake of carbohydrates and fats, and consumed fewer than 1,000 calories a day ever since September 2007 and why? Well it is because my mantra says, 'carbohydrates and proteins are evil'. Thus, I should stay away from them for good. My high-protein, high-calcium and high-fibre diet consists mainly of biscuits, fresh salads and definitely not boiled vegetables. Usually, I bought salads at any fast food restaurants near or faraway from my home. They have it there and it tasted hell better than home-made salads! Trust me.

If you would to ask why the hell I don't boil vegetables at home and just eat that instead of salads because salads are super pricey.

First of all, boiled vegetables taste DISGUSTING and GROSS. Why would anyone eat boiled vegetables? Oh my god, I'd rather throw myself instead of getting tortured with boiled veggies! For me, personally, everything you do, you have to invest and sacrifice abit in order for you to feel happy later on.

Take me in an instance. I bought salads every time for my meal and that's what I meant by investing myself. If you want something to make it happen right before your eyes, the least you can do is to fork out those money and do some investment to yourself. Get it?

So anyway, I'm weighed 54kg or 55kg now. I'm standing 1.73m tall and I have a 26 inch waist ya'll. However, I have a huge thigh! You know that I super duper hate it. Why thigh exist in the first place?

SALADING IS THE INN THANG!
MEAT KILLS YOU!
WHO CARES IF ONE IS ANOREXIC??? THEY LOOK GORGEOUS.

BYE BITCH! =)

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Anorexic, Being Skinny, Bitching, Bones And Ribcage, Model, Paris Hilton, Super Model, Vegan, Views, Weight

Bulimic Or Anorexic

If you tend to ask me this in the future, better not yaw. I will explain to you in a minute okay.

If you're wondering where I stand or categorise myself in, nay nay nay. No, neither am I bulimic nor am I anorexic. I don't have any symptoms of bulimia or even anorexia in the first place okay -- not even a family history of it.

I'm just obsess with the term "Thispiration". This word is not in any dictionary but hell I believe everyone knows what it meant, yes? Frankly, I'm just a little bit obsess with weight issue. That's it. Nothing more.

Reason being, I want to make sure that I fit very very well when I wear my skinny denim. Ya'll know, nothing beats perfectly when you have a large thigh like the size of a canon wearing skinny denim. That's just ain't perfect. It's just totally wrong and anyhoo will fer sure forbids that. Take note of that, please.

Nope, I'm not insulting anyone here okay hunny. This is an open discussion for all of us, especially you who have been following me all day long and keep track of my blog. I know weight issues and anything associated with it have almost become cliche to you but then again, why the hell people kept asking me this?

By asking me bulimic or anorexic is like you are actually trying to say, either way or another that I am sick in the head or am I supeerrrrr retarded!

And no I'm not!

Whatever. Just label me whatever you want okay.
Call me bitch, call me skinny skank, anorexic, bulimic, freaky, fucking gay, straight fucker or whatever you want ya'll.

I love people like you who adds new words to my vocabulary and stuff. I love it.

Labels: Agyness Deyn, Anorexic, Be Tolerant, Being Skinny, Bitching, Bones And Ribcage, Diet, Fat, Paris Hilton, Views, Weight

Skinny Is The Real Lean

Ok! I cleared up a few/junk emails earlier particularly from anonymous. So yeah, this is what I don't understand. I don't know how many times should I repeat this. If anyone have a problem with me, I don't mind. I don't trash you back because I don't want to be labelled as an immature creature living in this planet. I'm doing my own thing right here, get it?

Basically, one email came from this stupid country, Australia. This creature actually ask me what's my diet in a nicer way. And then, slowly that email sorta turned nasty. Get what meant here? He actually said this "You ought to stay in africa and die right there for good!"

I ought to stay in Africa? I ought to die right there? Omg. Somone actually wants me to die ya'll.

I don't know if I should take this personally. Maybe I shouldn't. This is what I always told my friends. We simply can't please everyone!

I'm upset.
I hate myself.

Oh, why would I hate myself? That's utterly rubbish.

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Anyway, just to let everyone know what I have for lunch while I'm home okay. I often had a few biscuits. I chose biscuits because I believe they are rich in calcium. And calcium is good. I also had salads most of the time (be it at home or outside) as it contains a numerous amount of fibre, nutrients as well as vitamins.

I recommend this brand! This is good. My favourite.

Just for the record, I havent't fill my stomach with rice eversince September 2007. If you're wondering why. First, rice contains carbohydrate. I have nothing against carbo at all. I still had noodles, pasta and even bread. It's not that I hate rice. I think all of you should know by now. When you eat rice and if the rice don't digest the way it should, it will turned into fats! That isn't a good thing alright. What's more, rice is a pretty heavy meal which I also try avoid ya'll.

I think everyone reading this should look after your health more while you're still young like me becuase I don't want to have any health problems/issues later.

And if there are people who thinks I am too skinny, you're wrong! I admit I slim down alot but I'm healthy. I had salads and biscuits, remember? It's not that I don't eat. It's not because I'm trying to be Nicole Richie here.

Ok. I don't wanna fake this. I admit Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bryanboy and Brandon Hilton are my idol when it comes to slimming. Happy?

Labels: Anorexic, Bones And Ribcage, Diet, Envy Me, Insipiration, Paris Hilton, Rice Is Fattening, The Brandon Hilton, Thinspiration, Weight

Fauzi Rassull With A 23 inch Waist. Ask My Secret!

This is one of the most shocking news for everybody. I went to try a skinny jean somewhere here in Singapore earlier and I was asked what's my waist measurement. This is the part which I hate the most. I hate to let people (be it friends or just anyone around me) know of my waist measurement. I prefer to keep it low and remain a secret because I don't think it's that important -- letting the world know of your waist size. I'm just too scared because I don't want my friends to go "What? You're fat!".

Yes, I'm hell one of a self-consious bitch. I'm just so particular with something when it's not right or if it's not up to my expectation. I know everyone will go "Fuck me" with that attitude. No, I didn't choose to be like that. I was born to have this mindset. It cannot be change. Yes I've tried to but hell, I just couldn't.

Anyway, I asked for a size 26inch for that skinny jean instead. I didn't know 26inch was hella too huge for me when I put it on. I didn't even realised that at all. I thought it's impossible for me to have a smaller waist than 26inch. Ok whatever.

So yeah, I did tried a 25inch but failed. It got to the worse; 24inch still didn't fit me at all. It's a little bit loose somewhere at the waist area that I could fit in 3 fingers in.

Imagine that a boy who has a waist size of either 22 or 23 inch? Isn't that cool?
I've got a smaller waist right now. That's what I want to tell you.

Now I dare you to ask me my secret to have a waist like that of this young boy.
And hell I tell you. It really works. No, no pills at all. This is based on my experience which really works wonder.

And oh, have anyone ever told you to have that determination when losing weight is concern?

This isn't a secret. This is my style. What I did? As you all already know by now. Paris Hilton, Brandon Hilton and Bryanb are my favourite idols. I always go up to them for inspiration, thinspiration and fashion in general. No doubt that they are skinny and thin. Let me tell you this. I find that it's easier to get clothes everywhere and anywhere when you're skinny. I find that skinny is the new lean. Skinny is a trend for some reason. And I maybe wrong somewhere. I don't care.

So I always think about my idol while I'm in the process of thinspirationing. Thank god, after 5months and 2 weeks, my wish has come true. I should thank them for inspiring me for sure.

And I want to be clear that I am not anorexic before anyone tells me.

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Enough about thinspirationing. Enough about my idols yadda yadda yadda. Pictorial galore again ya'll. This time, the photos has that watery effects and I don't know for whatever reason it turned out like that. I hate this. Don't blame me. It's not my fault.

Labels: Anorexic, Being Skinny, Blog, Bones And Ribcage, Bryanboy, Diet, Envy Me, Fauzi Rassull, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Pictorial, The Brandon Hilton, Thinspiration, Vegan, Views, Weight

Why Do We Have To Insult Plus-Sized People? We Are All Humans, No?

This whole paragraph was extracted from thedailyrant (UK's website) and what is really wrong with this people? Was that an insult or what? Oh my god. Squeeze me.

We need to swear them and curse them right now. This has got to stop ya'll. How many times should I say we are god's creation unless you're one pathetic alien out of nowhere living in a jungle.

See, Fauzi Rassull is faaaatttttt too, ya'll. Look at those disgusting fats everywhere on me. You better see it right now. I'm fatter than your granny and whoever I'm compared with, I'm still fat. Urghh

Labels: Anorexic, Attention, Bag, Bitching, Blog, Disgusting, Fat, Fauzi Rassull, Lad, Model, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Thinspiration, Views, Weight

Transsexual/Trannies Bathroom

Should pre-operative transsexuals be required to use the restroooms associated with their biological, anatomical sex or permitted to use the restroom associated with their psychological sex?

For sake of convenience, I am going to stereotype and discuss individuals who were designated as male at birth based on a traditional genital examination, and who are living as a person of the female sex. They are properly refered to as "female" or "she" throughout.

Transsexuals live as females, are dressed as females (in fact, many of them, you will not know that they are actually males), they have no sexual interest in the females who are also in the restroom, the female restroom is where they feel most comfortable, and in fact, is where they believe that they belong. There is evidence suggesting that transsexualism is not a choice but is biological. There individuals believe that they are females trapped in a male body. It is somewhat cruel to require them to use the male restroom. Most of them are also planning on having the operation and are taking hormones. To a certain extent, they are neither gender, though that is clearly impossible, but you understand what I mean.

Hmm...rather than argue the other side, I'll leave it at this right now and check out other responses if I get.
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If you realise, trannies are prettier and sexier compared to real woman, no? And they are super duper rich sluts unlike some woman I've seen (not mentioning names).

Trust me, anywho who bitch about them are simply jealous and can't seem to accept that trannies are rich and to them (big mouth), they are super poor for mother of god.

Labels: Asian, Bi-Sex, Bitching, Blog, Botox, Expensive, Gay, Hatred, Hetero, Lad, Ladies, Original, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Porn, Real, Rich, Sex

The Faux Nicole And Paris

Now, this is another hilarious shit I want to share, ya'll. This isn't lame, at all. I don't know if many of you knew or have heard about him (that Paris) before. Play it! Play it! Play it!

Yes, they were doing Nicole and Paris impersonation. I thought it was funny though. However, I don't know what you think about them. I don't care. Shoot, I'm so in love in craziest thing evar!

Rate it 4 out of 5 monekys

Labels: Bryanboy, Celebrity, Fashion, Faux, Gay, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rated-21, Thinspiration