Fauzi Rassull: Singapore's Only Male Bitch

Singapore's Only Male Bitch

**AN OPEN DISCUSSION**
(Don't wanna get sued)

Why should I worry in the first place? There is no sucha thang as freedom of speech in Singapore. It is NEVER exist in the first place and I know that. But but but, since most us kept saying this is a blog and it is a platform for your voice to be heard, then, I don't know what to say now. Even that online slut Xiaxue mentioned she has the authority to blog whatever she wants eh because it is her blog anyway! So does that mean, I got my rights too? Whatever.

Let's get down to business because bitching is in progress.

I am COMPLAINING. That's right people. Singaporeans love to complain, right? So here you go. I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN and that's my problem.

And before you idiots start to shower me with confetti and sprinkle gltters (NO ROTTEN EGGS THIS TIME, HUN) all over my body, maybe you might want to listen to what I am about to say before we celebrate!!!

So puhlease, listen good okay.
We ourselves know Singapore is a cosmopolitan and a first class nation. What made us said that? Simple. Because "we" (NOT ME but the garmen) want to be #1 for everythang. Even for the cleanliness of the toilet awards , WE make sure we got it because WE can flaunt it!

We are given a fine IF we litter.
We are given a fine just for bringing "durians" into the train.
We are given a fine for spitting too.
Fine for chewing gums??? Haha

Since we are given a fine for EVERYTHING (money-faced nation they say?), WHUTT ARE THESE???

This is still ookkkayy to some of us. But still, not pleasing to our eyes, yes?

Trust me! You're not going to expect this...

Can anyone or the grassroot members explain that to meh because I freaking want to know the reasons why ''unused'' towels etcetera etcetera are left hanging like that and yet no one came out and issue a fine to whoever is responsible.

Are we trying say, "IT'S OKAY" to do something like that and make it a norm? If that's the case, EVERYBODY, let us all hang our beautiful clothes at any fitness corner from now on. It's free. It's spacious and it's sunny! SAVE THE EARTH movement hurray!

I am soo sure other countries would love to see how "uniquely Singapore" really is, eh.

Like I said, Singaporeans are self-centered living bastards (such a disgrace) of the country who dirty Singapore today. How much I really want to know does a person have to pay to dry their stuff at the fitness corner???? Bloody hell.

So why wait? DO SOMETHING.
Issue a fine like you always do.
Place signboard near the area so that "BLIND" people can see too.

I am so sure lah your mom/maid does this. And Singapore can make lotsa money (profit making?) out of it you know. ISSUE A FINE!!!!!! Take our money and use it for some future "investment" shits.

Labels: Bitching, Open Discussion, Singapore News, Uniquely Singapore

No Trash Bins? Then Forget About Clean And Green

You want an update? Well, do not worry. In fact, I have alot of things to bitch about and you better shut your mouth and listen good, okay.

Enough about Mas Selamat
Enough abut Olinda Cho being fat.
Enough about Mats and Minahs.
Enough about "Dee Crap".

That's right people. You don't see me blog about them before, do you? Nothang about them concerns me in any way and I don't see any damn need for me to whine about, okay. Useless and it is of no point!!! Well, at least, Mas Selamat seems important.... to me you especially. I don't know.

Talk about entertainment? Sorry people, the blogging world do not need "criticisms" for entertainment all the time. If you're so into it, fuck off!

Bitching and criticising (is an insult) are both TWO different thangs for your information. And please, do not try to explain both terms to me and try to link them in a way to proof me wrong okay. Clear enough, this is bitching! I'm gonna bitch like I own your world.

Anyhooooo. Topic of the early morning.
What's the point of "Clean And Green" and being "a clean Singapore"?

You heard meh?

Free of litter. Free of junks. Free of pests. Free of anythang.

The government encourage us to look after our country by ensuring everyone to cooperate and throw rubbish to the right place. But then, I don't quite understand why do I need to heed their advice in the first place. No, it's not that I'm challenging them in any way or am I trying to be smart somewhere, okay. I'm voicing out my concern here to the public so that all of us can discuss right after that.
See, this is not just about bitching but rather, more to an open discussion topic. That's right.

I was at this particular bus interchange yesterday and I'm quite amazed that there weren't any trash bins allocated in every corner of the interchange.. Take note, I was holding on to a piece of plastic wrapper with me which I intend to dispose. I looked to the left and stared to the right and oh my god! I didn't see a single trash bin right there. Well maybe, the cleaners kept it away from public use as it was already 9pm at that time? Oh maybe, residents around that area didn't pay enough taxes?

Unbelievable, eh?

I leave that to you, girl.

So what I did to the wrapper in my hand? I simply threw it off like that. That's right, bitch. I littered. Again, it's not that I want to. It's not that I think it's fun.

You know why, hunney. I don't know what is an interchange when there aren't trash bins? I don't get the point. Seriously, you don't expect me to travel 8 feet away from where I was standing just to throw that into the trash bin, yes? Come on.

Don't blame me for littering. Blame "them"!

I don't know much about tax payers but hell, it's kinda ridiculous if one cannot afford to get a trash bin that cost like what? 300 dollars?

Would you rather see a clean interchange or an ugly looking one at the end of the day?

Do I need to litter the place so that the MP will then start addressing and do something about it? Things like this, it's common sense. We want to live in a country FREE of litter, yes? So where is the trash bin, bitch.

HOUGANG INTERCHANGE needs plenty of them.
I swear to god. =)))

Labels: Bitching, Open Discussion, Singapore, Singapore News, Views

The Undeserved Got In

BREAKING NEWS:
SINGAPORE'S ONLY MALE BITCH BLOG WAS BLACKLISTED AS A TOP 10 FINALIST COMPETING IN "BEST INDIVIDUAL BLOG" IN http://sgblogawards.omy.sg.

Is http://sgblogawards.omy.sg being fair with Fauzi Rassull? Blacklisting Fauzi Rassull's blog shouldn't be done.

Answers on a tag!
TELL THEM OFF STRAIGHT TO THE FACE.

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Yet another tiring day for me but THAT does not mean I will not update my cyber shrine, okay. That's right. Bitching iss my hobby and that's what I'm gonna do right now.

As you all ALREADY know, alot of people just hate me. It's okay. The more haters, the merrier. I'm fine with that. I love it. You hate it. Whatever!

First thang first. Allow me to clarify abit about my PERSONAL blog just in case you think you know alot about me and my blog which I think you don't. So don't you dare make presumptions here, okay. The reason why this fucken blog exist is because I want to share good stuff/general information/bitchings/latest news/or simply anythang with you, okay. And I do not INTEND to plagiarise any thang from other source. Afterall, I am sharing you good information! And to bring the term plagiarism here or judging my blog based on rumours is absolutely ridiculous. Anyone still thinks I'm plagiarising, so be it. Just say what you deem fit. For I, do not care what you gonna say, okay.

I had enough of all baseless controversies/rumours going around the net for the purpose of hurting me/slandering me/tearing my blog apart. I had enough of people mocking at me in public. If you think you hate me for who I am, don't stop hating. For I am a soft-spoken and an unemotional child of god. I can handle the pain. Continue doing it because I love the attention though. That's the right way to garner attention, baby. And I totally am disappointed to whom it may concern, who simply listen to one side of the story. Fuck you. That's right.

I've been informed (by a phone call the first time) that your Singapore's Only Male Bitch blog was selected as one of the contender fighting (TOP 10 FINALIST) for best individual blog. And whoever (though I still remember your name) who called me the other time again and spoke about "that issue" to me, you're just wasting my time. Whoever is a friend of mine, you jolly know that I detest to answer and speak to anonymous creature whom I've got no link in anyway, okay.

And to withdraw me from the list and subsequently had my blog substitute with some other "STUPID", "LAME", "GODDAMN USELESS PIECE OF BLOG" (without even notifying me), well, they are still a blog that bores people in anyway, hunney. Therefore, there is no point informing us the winner here since it is already clear the award goes to A BORING BLOGGER, yes?

Oh, you're telling me that I am jealous piece of cake because my blog was blacklisted as one of the finalist?

(1) No secret at all. I am jealous.
(2) I hate those blog for the first time I saw it.
(3) Somehow I thought, the way those bloggers blog, are sooo common. I can even find them in all market place.
(4) Substitute my blog with BETTER ones then -- somethang different than the others.
(5) And hell MAKE SURE, that blog can be read by people of different races. Speak english!
(6) Yes I think my blog suits best than the rest though.
(7) You're just showing an act of favourtism. I don't care!
(8) Be fair.

This is me. This is a place/a platform/a station for me to shoot my balls like the way I want it. Nobody can ever change me because this is my style. I'm being real.

So yeap, anyone supports those blogs listed in http://sgblogawards.omy.sg, hahaha, think again. No, I'm not stopping you from voting. I just want you to think twice because I don't think I'm treated fairly there. They only concern with what is obvious without even asking for explanation. Shallow much? Bye

Labels: Attention, competition, Controversial, Media Attention, OMY, Online Attention, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Views

A380 Has Been Lego-ed

What is there not to be proud of about my country, Singapore? Tell me people. No, I'm not bragging in anyway because I don't feel like to. But that does not mean, I'm not good at it, okay. So anyway, I stumbled across a blog [click] earlier and decided to leave my shit there for awhile to read an article which really..... how shall I put it in words, eh? Errr, really amazed me for some reasons.

Everyone knows about Singapore's achievements. I know what 's going on with Singapore myself. So don't try to make it sound either like I'm stupid or dumb, okay.

Talk about A380, the world largest passenger plane. Some of you, the lucky ones, got your butt on the plane before. You're goddamn lucky!!! Well as for some, took their time to catch a glimspe of it at Terminal 3 the other time. Look how typical you were. Hahahaha.

Ask me when will be my turn to fly on that A380?
answer: "Not so soon, hun. I'll give everyone out there the opportunity first."

photo courtesy: [click]
Let us look at the photo above. Those humans looks bigger than the plane itself, eh? Well, it's not because the plane took slimming pills ya'll. Apparently, some smartass a.k.a Lego specialists took well over 600 fucking hours to get it all done; intepreting the real thang into a Lego-ed form. How about that?

I'm still amazed.

Labels: A380, SIA, Singapore, Singapore Blog, Singapore News, Uniquely Singapore, Views

Why Singapore Have To Be Bilingual? Isn't It Stupid?

I have a thought: Is anybody looking into increasing the number of hours available for teaching and learning of second languages such as Mandarin, Tamil and Malay? For those who take about 3 hours of classes a week to learn either one of them, you're stupid and why? I sorta think it is grossly inadequate to achieve proficiency if you were to ask me (and by proficiency, I mean being able to read and write in the language like a native speaker at a similar level by the time you've finish secondary or post-secondary education).

Besides, I'm not sure if "the ability to speak Asian languages keeps us relevant in the region". Helpful for sure, but relevant?? Just look at the number of people desperately trying to learn/master English these days! So much for being bilingual, eh?

Okay. No doubt that being bilingual definitely helps - it will open doors to more opportunities yadda yadda yadda. But don't you think it's just ridiculous? Ridiculous in the sense that, we ought to know "English and Mandarin", "English and Tamil" or whatever... I still find it unfair to the rest of the people who sorta have a low IQ level, someone that have a problem in remembering languages and etc. What does that meant? Does it mean they do not have any opportunity?

Anyway, did you realised that bigotry in Singapore is sooo rampant? Some people are that myopic enough to equate "bilingual" to "knowing Mandarin and English". How many stories have I heard of people who applied for a job saying, "must be bilingual", only for them to clarify they meant "must know Mandarin and English"?
What the hell.

Labels: Bitching, Singapore Being Bilingual, Singapore News, Views

Dumb Maid Abuse Baby In Singapore

I don't understand maids. I just don't. Why the hell they come here for? To be a social climber or what? They jolly well knew that they made up a quarter of Singapore's population. So yeah, please behave when you're here.

I ask you now. What it feels like to see your child being abuse or badly treated when you're not around? It hurts. Of course it does. Anyone thinks it's cool to see maids abuse kids from Singapore, you're sick.

Click! Click! Click! if you think MAIDS are worthless creatures from the turd world

I know there are tonnes of videos similar to this but heck, only the latest are shared. Sorry ya'll. I felt sorry for the baby. I do. Anyway, I need to see that maid in that video. I need to. Anywho, bring me to her right now....

We can't just allow this to go on and on and on. We have to do something. Why not all maid agencies here in Singapore come out with a list of 10000 criterias so that people of the third world who wants to be a part time maid here in Singapore can actually see whether or not they met those criterias.

Criterias-cum-questions like:
Do I love to abuse kids? Yes or No
Abuse kids is fun? Yes or No
I'm a lazy chicken ass. Yes or No

yadda
yadda
yadda
yadda
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Get what I meant?

postcript: Someone needs to teach maids a lesson. They need to school ya'll.

Labels: Maid Torture Kids, Singapore News, Third World Maids, Video, Views

That Boy Who Was Drowned At Clementi's Swimming Complex Is My Cousin

I don't know if I should blog about this. Ya'll know I've never wanted to blog anything which has got to do with any of my family members yadda yadda yadda. On second thought, I think I should.

I was suprised to read the frontpage of today's newpaper and why? I don't know if ya'll read this article about a Secondary boy who was drowned at a swimming pool yesterday. Anyone please ask who this cute little boy is, can? Just for the record, Danial Syawal is my cousin (the paternal side).

Labels: Attention, Bitching, Blog, Exposed, News, Singapore News