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    About Fauzi Rassull
    Famously known as "Singapore’s Only Male Bitch", Fauzi Rassull, is a popular blogger among the affluent city-state’s fashionable youngsters. Out of the many advantages of blogging, the best is that Fauzi is able to use it as a platform to voice his opinions to million of netizens out there. He feel that there is no freedom of speech at all in the world he is living in. He’s left with no other option but to use his blog so that his thoughts can and will be heard

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    12/31/2008
    Fauzi Rassull Love The Online Citizen

    Nuffnangers, Uncle and Aunties, Fashionistas or whatever you are, let us all pray 2009 will be a better year for us ok.

    I can read your mind! I know what you're thinking of!
    You hope that everything is cheap!!

    Hahahahaha!

    Anyways, if you're smart and pay attention to this video clip, YOU WILL SPOT ME!!
    Fucking shit. I don't know what the hell I'm talking!!!!!

    What's with my voice??? Hahah. Don't blame me!! Please don't!

    I wasn't prepared by the way.

    (Skip over to 1:40 onwards if you think I'm more important than the rest out there)

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    Posted on 12/31/2008



    12/30/2008
    Shameless Self-Promotion

    Don't you just love Voguelicious!!!??!!



    What do you have to say?
    Love it or hate it =)

    I would love to know.

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    Posted on 12/30/2008



    12/27/2008
    Resolutions Are Bollock

    UPDATE!

    Gentlemen, may I take this opportunity to wish all readers of this column a stressful and a miserable New Year. Hah!

    Why should I wish good luck to people whom I don't even know. Please explain! I don't feel the need to because you are sooo unremarkable in my life.

    We all know I was joking. Hehehehe. No no no! Let's be serious for once. From the bottom my heart, I wish all of you a happy and a fabulous New Year, okay. Have fun and I do hope that all your wishes come true. Stay out of trouble.

    So as we start the New Year,


    ..... I believe many of us will have hopes and dreams, goals and aspirations, this and that blah blah blah. We often look at the New Year with fresh hope, new goals, and many hope it will be better than last year in whatever ways we desire.

    New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes. Am I wrong to say this?

    Anyway, I hope this isn't too late for me to list my 2009 resolution. I don't know if I'm able to achieve all these or not but hey, resolutions are just resolutions, no? Resolutions are meant to be broken! Resolutions are just BOLLOCKS. Resolutions are just a conceited piece of shit.

    And for the fun of it, here are my wishes for 2009. A year which I am looking forward to! Hah!
    1) Shop! Shop! Shop!
    2) Clear the remaining 30% of my credit card bill
    3) Have more people to read my oh-so-entertaining blog and love me at the same time
    4) Get organized
    5) Help others that really deserve my help
    6) Party more!
    7) To be a Nuffnang's featured blogger of the month
    8) Blog more like I always do
    9) Reminiscing the old times with my lovely High school mates!!!

    It's twenty OH nine. Nine simple resolutions! That's all I'm asking for.

    BYE BITCH! =)

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    On behalf of Voguelicious, Happy 2009 to all people in this world. We love you all.


    location: Desmond Charles condo


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/27/2008



    12/25/2008
    Merry Christmas

    JINGLE BELLS!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY BITCHES IN THIS WORLD.

    HAVE FUN AND GET INTO TROUBLE!!

    Special Christmas Note:
    **Always remember to stay away from rice!! A good start to get thin or die trying.
    Be a thinspo now.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/25/2008



    12/22/2008
    Update

    Hi all! This is me again. I'm at a cafe right now finishing some work while enjoying a cup of frapucinno at this hour! So yeap, took the opportunity to update and all.

    The motive of updating this is to let you all know that I'm trying to figure out how I could possibly win the hearts of you people back. I know it is not easy for those who hate me blah blah blah.

    As we all know, this blog is for entertainment only and I have no intention to slander, to insult anyone out there. Yes, I am crude and obnoxious all the time whenever I blog. It's not that I want to, okay. It's the blog concept and that's how it should be like. You know what I mean? I do hope you readers accept my blog with an open mind and also, respect me as a blogger like any other bloggers out there.

    I'm doing this because I have my rights too.

    Spread the love. I love you all!!!


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/22/2008



    12/21/2008
    Bloggers Gone Wild

    Here is the question which ya'll have been dying to ask.
    "Have you ever wondered what is the most craziest thang your favourite bloggerities might do while h/she is away from the internet world?"

    And I mean CRAZIEST here.

    Ok ok. I heard stupid answers like, peeing in public blah blah blah.
    Oh did I heard, got naked in an event? Geez. That's not even halfway crazy.

    Ya'll know I love to have fun. So for the fun of it, allow me to share OUR bloggers dirty little secret!! Hahahahaha. This only happens WHEN bloggerities gone wild and got posessed, ok!

    **MALE BLOGGER TURNED INTO A DRAG TRANNY**

    SO PUHLEASE, this is all for entertainment only alright. Deep down inside, we are all straight people. If you have a weak heart and think that you cannot accept it with an open mind, please by all means, die. =)

    With that being said, allow me to introduce this young blogger to you, TYPICALBEN. Sound familiar???? I know right. His blog was in a Newspaper last time (Go and recap if you have forgotten). Apparently, has the same age as me. How cute. =)

    GENTLEMEN, MEET TYPICAL BEN
    photos courtesy of Ice Angel
    (Does anyone have full-bodied photos of TypicalBen looking like that?)

    Familiar bloggers were spotted at the event! Meet Jayden, Nadnut, Myself and TypicalBen


    And of course, yours truly.

    LADIES, I'LL BE YOUR HOST FOR THE DAY
    Eh eh, I'm feeling womanizer. Hahaha. Tell me about it.

    The best part was, TypicalBen trannied in DXO last night for "FIRST EVER LARGEST Blogger Christmas Party in Singapore"

    And I, for being one of the bravest of them all, trannied publicly at a coffee house after clubbing.

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    Anyways, what would you do if you went wild BESERK?
    Oh, my friend was asking me what would that online slut aka Xiaxue (duhh!) do if she went beserk herself. Hahaha and I replied. Girl, you may not know. She could have stuff brinjal down her kitty. Boo ya.







    More to follow......


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/21/2008



    12/19/2008
    Blogger Christmas Party

    So now! Who is excited to celebrate Christmas with other Nuffnang bloggers at DXO tomorrow?
    Please dress to express okay. Do not be late and guess who is coming over!
    FIRST EVER LARGEST Blogger Christmas Party in Singapore with Malaysian bloggers like Kennysia and Cheeserland gracing the event! Also, expect famous/popular bloggerities like Nadnut, Ice Angel, Fauzi Rassull (myself of course), AndyStorm and other invited bitches who are quite unremarkable in my life tomorrow evening.

    Jingle all the way with meh people. =)))

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    Posted on 12/19/2008



    12/14/2008
    BLOGGERITIES SPOTTED

    **PAULA ELIZABETH, FAUZI RASSULL AND KIKI WERE AT ZOUKOUT! **

    For those who saw me and whispered to your friend "hey that's fauzi rassull" blah blah blah, please for goodness, do not make it too obvious the next time you do that okay. Just a word of advice. Hahaha. And another thang, if you already know who the hell is Fauzi Rassull and if you happen to be standing next to meh, please please please, do not stare at me alright. Sorry, I'm just being self-concious.

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    For the record, I got home at 10:40am earlier and had only 30 minutes of sleep. And can you imagine that I'm going to St James Powerhouse tonight to party again. Gees. Fuck.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/14/2008



    12/12/2008
    I NEED A DATE


    OK. THIS IS SO GONNA BE RANDOM.
    I wanna have dinner with someone out there!!


    Who wanna bring me out???
    Send in your email to fauzirassull@gmail.com

    Hehehe. Am I selling myself here??????

    Anyways, I'm going off now -- SUPPERCLUBBING.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/12/2008



    vPOST makes me v(ERY)…

    vPOST makes me v(ERY) stupid. After all these years, I just realised that online shopping is so easy, efficient and user friendly. Thank god, there is vPOST.

    And you know what? I don't even have to travel to Japan to get my stuff. Hello people!! When there is vPOST, there is always a way. That's right. I can buy anything I want from Europe, America, New Zealand and even Korea. Ain't that cool???

    All you need to do is, go to vPOST website now and click, click, click on the items you want and then, BOOM. That's it. It's super easy I tell ya..

    And another thing, you save much more as the shipping charges offered are lower than most international shipping providers and you can purchase items from sites that do not accept International Orders. What's more, we can also purchase items from U.S websites that DO NOT ship to Singapore. Hooooorayyy!!!! This is the reason why I love vPOST. There was a time when I decided to purchase a simple tee from one of American website. I was pissed that I could not proceed with my payment as they do not ship items to Singapore. How cruel? Right now, NO MORE WORRIES.

    With that being said,
    1) vPOST save your travelling time.
    2) vPOST save your tranport fees.
    3) vPOST save your life.






    SAY "I LOVE vPOST" after me now, child. Heheh. =))

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    12/09/2008
    I Love Them

    My gmail was flooded with lotsa mails lately and guess what! I was sorting out all these junks, reading them blah blah blah and I saw these.


    First thang first, THANK GOD I did't delete them all off at once.




    As always, do one and flood my gmail like you never flood before, hunney. And another thang, ADD ME UP AT FACEBOOK too..

    NEXT UP: BITCHING TIME. STAY TUNED

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    Posted on 12/09/2008



    12/08/2008
    Picture of the Day


    Meet fashion designer, Brian Forst. He is sooo flamboyant and I love him.

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    Posted on 12/08/2008



    12/07/2008
    Voguelicious Is The Topic

    BOOK VOGUELICIOUS TO YOUR EVENT NOW!
    For bookings and enquiries, send in your email to Voguelicious's manager, Desmond Charles.

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    For the people who loves Voguelicious and have been asking about them or what they have been up to blah blah blah... this is for you.

    Recently, Voguelicious took part in a Ole! Tampines Town Day shit dance competition and came in 2nd (!) and unfortunately, didn't win for yesterday's competition though. How about that?

    It was kinda disappointing at first (in fact, everyone were disppointed) but then, this is competition they say. Losing does not mean you're not good. Losing ONE competition does not mean you do not have people inviting you to events and such. It also does not necessarily meant no clients want to work with you. That is not the case here. Afterall, competition is all about FUN AND HAVING A GREAT TIME with the rest of the people/crowds etcetera etcetera, yes?

    So back to yesterday's dance event. Put Voguelicious aside for a minute, shall we? I do not want to praise Voguelicious way too much (ya'll know I am very connected) because I am working online as a blogger and I am doing my thang. Let us not be bias. So to be fair fair fair fair... I personally thought one of the group who made it in the top 3 really should not be there. That's right. One of them should bloody hell replace the other group whom I really favour alot (NOT Voguelicious, by the way).

    The question is, who DESERVE to be in the top 3.
    Either the judges were stupid at that time or failed to do their job (inexperience judge, much?). I don't think so. The judges COULD HAVE BEEN showing favouritism. That's right. Who would have thought, eh?

    Anyways, that was kinda "OLD" story.
    Lets have fun with this video.


    (Clickable images. Enlarge it.)

    **Photos courtesy of James from James Photography

    Oh, Voguelicious ate Fauzi Rassull =)))
    I'm so happy.

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    Posted on 12/07/2008



    12/04/2008
    Be Gay Or Die Trying

    I want this to be the headline agaaaiinnnn soo those clans of the detestable bigots can jolly well read what they are so scared of.

    Like they say, "GAY IS NOT A CHOICE". If it is an option, one can be gay today and be “straight” the next day. So what the hell is wrong with you people? If you think being straight gives you hell and that you decide to be gay for a day, go ahead. No matter what, life is all about self- discovery and without doubt, it is not an issue of not wanting to be straight.

    However, we have seen those religious pious family, who shove their beliefs in our faces and say being gay is a choice and being gay is a sin. It could have been a choice then, because if people are born gay, then some creatures of god are predisposition to sin. Meaning, God stacks the deck against some people like you and that's unfair. And they cannot accept it and just believe that.

    What is even worse? People can actually use their religion as an excuse to be a retarded homophobe, there’s nothing you can say that will change people to be a little bit more tolerant and open-minded. Well, I do believe some of us here were born with your homosexuality and yes, you're fine with that. A lot of people (again, blame the spiritual ones!) think being gay is a sin, and they'll definitely go to hell for it.


    Watch this clip I found somewhere on youtube

    An example of religious pious family (America's hated family) demonstrating the street of America with unpleasant slogan
    "GOD HATES FAG".


    Let us put it this way in case you do not understand and still thinks "GAY IS A CHOICE". God made me, God made you, God made and continues to make people. Therefore, imagine God made me a gay. Don't you think that is how I am require to live my life (for I, am gay), and die?

    Think about it. If your child is born a gay, are you going blame God for this?

    Gays are born and god doesn't make mistakes.


    STOP BEING IGNORANT AND INTOLERANT.

    If you are still even after I'm done with my piece, god bless you, please die.

    I cannot believe we still have, not one but many, sick homophobes of god living in this wonderful world.

    =)


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/04/2008



    12/02/2008
    Who's Going Who's Not

    FLESH IMP 8th ANNIVERSARY PARTY

    See me there this Friday (5th December 2008) at ZOUK for the most electrifying party of the year ya'll. (to be confirmed)

    This party is by invitation only and it will be a free flow of Tiger Beer throughout (god! I don't drink Beer to start with!) the night. And so, if by any chance if I cannot attend, WHO IS WILLING TO REPLACE ME?

    That's right. I have only 2 places for the most lucky people to meet 987fm deejays and rock the house with them!!

    If you wanna go so bad and if you love Tiger Beer (that's a plus), leave your email on my tag A.S.A.P now okay.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 12/02/2008



    Self-Centered Singaporeans

    **AN OPEN DISCUSSION**
    (Don't wanna get sued)

    Why should I worry in the first place? There is no sucha thang as freedom of speech in Singapore. It is NEVER exist in the first place and I know that. But but but, since most us kept saying this is a blog and it is a platform for your voice to be heard, then, I don't know what to say now. Even that online slut Xiaxue mentioned she has the authority to blog whatever she wants eh because it is her blog anyway! So does that mean, I got my rights too? Whatever.


    Let's get down to business because bitching is in progress.

    I am COMPLAINING. That's right people. Singaporeans love to complain, right? So here you go. I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN and that's my problem.

    And before you idiots start to shower me with confetti and sprinkle gltters (NO ROTTEN EGGS THIS TIME, HUN) all over my body, maybe you might want to listen to what I am about to say before we celebrate!!!

    So puhlease, listen good okay.
    We ourselves know Singapore is a cosmopolitan and a first class nation. What made us said that? Simple. Because "we" (NOT ME but the garmen) want to be #1 for everythang. Even for the cleanliness of the toilet awards , WE make sure we got it because WE can flaunt it!

    We are given a fine IF we litter.
    We are given a fine just for bringing "durians" into the train.
    We are given a fine for spitting too.
    Fine for chewing gums??? Haha

    Since we are given a fine for EVERYTHING (money-faced nation they say?), WHUTT ARE THESE???

    This is still ookkkayy to some of us. But still, not pleasing to our eyes, yes?


    Trust me! You're not going to expect this...




    Can anyone or the grassroot members explain that to meh because I freaking want to know the reasons why ''unused'' towels etcetera etcetera are left hanging like that and yet no one came out and issue a fine to whoever is responsible.

    Are we trying say, "IT'S OKAY" to do something like that and make it a norm? If that's the case, EVERYBODY, let us all hang our beautiful clothes at any fitness corner from now on. It's free. It's spacious and it's sunny! SAVE THE EARTH movement hurray!

    I am soo sure other countries would love to see how "uniquely Singapore" really is, eh.

    Like I said, Singaporeans are self-centered living bastards (such a disgrace) of the country who dirty Singapore today. How much I really want to know does a person have to pay to dry their stuff at the fitness corner???? Bloody hell.

    So why wait? DO SOMETHING.
    Issue a fine like you always do.
    Place signboard near the area so that "BLIND" people can see too.


    I am so sure lah your mom/maid does this. And Singapore can make lotsa money (profit making?) out of it you know. ISSUE A FINE!!!!!! Take our money and use it for some future "investment" shits.

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    11/29/2008
    Holla

    Time zoomed by real fast, and even though I hadn't exactly been away from my blog (I still read others' blogs now and then), I hardly post much these days, compared to my previous several-entries-a-day record...

    What was supposed to be a little hiatus took a turn and I had become kinda complacent with Life in general. The recent unexpected deaths of some people in the news, made me wonder if this blog will be what's left of me when it's my turn to pass on...

    But then again, how long will a non-updated blog last before it expires by default? And by then, probably no one will bother anyway. Hehe

    I had steered clear of gaseous drinks (coke etc.) for just as long. I had also stopped watching dvds altogether, and skipped all the movies in the cinemas. Among the stuff in my super long to-do list is shop shop shop shop and shopping because Christmas is in a months time, baby!!!

    And another thing, I thought I had just recovered from this goddamn sickness but I was wrong. I had a stomach flu and it acted up again yesterday night while I was at Supper Club! I felt like I was having menstruation or something. Geez. Also, I went to the salon yet again yesterday to do my hair and to get that Rihanna hair back. I hate the outcome but do not worry, I will visit the salon again in a few hours time to have my hair retouch. Afterwhich, heading to Orchard later and then to St James Powerhouse to attend "T&G Hair Show" at 745pm. Yay.

    Anyway, I am happy to be blogging again!

    With that being said, here are some pictorials of meh with hot people.


    Oh oh, before I forgot. For those of you who knows some of the lads up there, puhlease let me know in advance.... They are cool people you see. =)

    The million dollar question is, Which part of me actually looks like MICHAEL JACKSON to you? There was this random stranger actually said "Hi, Michael Jackson" at my face yesterday night at Arab Street. Bloody hell.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/29/2008



    Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist Premiere

    What's on my playlist!!?!!!??
    I am so sure everyone out here love this popular song as much as I do.

    ****LEONA LEWIS - Take A Bow


    I play this song on my ipod almost every time when I'm on the train, to school, before I go to bed, when I with a friend or just anywhere. Oh my god. You cannot believe this but hey, I swear to god that I will go crazy over this song for nuts. Hahaha.

    Whuttt??? I'm in love?? Yeah maybe but no way, man. I'm just not ready for love you know. Hehehe. Ok ok. I just lied.

    Anyways, I would love to dedicate this song to everyone of here who love me for who I am and to all who has been a fan of http://fauzirassull.blogspot.com for over the years, THANK YOU SOO SOO MUCH for the support, okay. This song is for all of you.

    Oh, to the haters, you're not forgotten as well. I love you the same. Hehehe. Have fun


    *****NEYO - Because of You

    And I would like to dedicate this special song to my sueet hershey pie -- Nadirah. Yeah, we had a small issue going on just recently and yeah, do not wish to talk about it anymore. Let bygones be bygones. Hehe. Hope she like it. =))

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    On that note, be surrrre to catch this Movie opening 11th Dec!, okay ya'll??!!??

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    11/25/2008
    POSH Meets The Hotlads

    UPDATED:
    Okay. So it was "Titans - The Invincible Experience 2008 Fashion Show at Supper Club by 2xist"

    And I got the model names too!!!

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    Recently, there was an "Aids" event held at Supperclub and one of the programme they had was a fashion show. Underwear fashion show to be exact .................... for men and only men. That'a right.

    You girls should be there because you will get to see the unexpected. Hahaha. Semi nude/half naked male models from I don't know where (they look like those NewUrbanMale Models to me for some reasons but I maybe wrong though.).

    So IF you had missed that chance of seeing them "live", allow me to share some pictorials to give you a rough idea of what happened that night, okay. No no! Photos of the models actually...

    YES YES I KNOW.
    I AM BEING RIDICULOUS but soo whut?!?

    MEET SHINO HIRAI LING (ABOVE)

    Some people actually told me I look like POSH (Victoria Beckham) with the hair, pose and everythang.. Haha. Thanks anyway.
    AND THAT'S JOHNATHAN ABOVE.

    By any chance, if you know the lads up there or anyone below this point, puhlease let me know ok. I am goddamn serious. I know you might know some of them here.


    The question is, DO YOU LIKE IT or JUST NOT YOUR TYPE???
    Give me your answer in anyway possible.


    p/s: I cannot believe I'm about 2 inch shorter than those models. How could that be!!! Bloody hell.

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    Posted on 11/25/2008



    11/23/2008
    Photo Of The Day

    Guess what greeted meh while I was having my breakfast-cum-lunch?

    LOOK AT IT BITCH
    A kind soul all the way from the west side of Singapore sent this to my gmail. I am thankful for all the effort.

    So now. HELLO WEST SIDE!! Don't ya think it is about time you make one for meh.. Yes people from the WEST!!! I'm talking to you.

    Bye all =)

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    Posted on 11/23/2008



    11/22/2008
    Hello Singapore

    That's right! I hate Singapore not because of the country. I hate Singapore because of it's people. The people (well, not all) are the ones that dirty Singapore today.

    Stingy bastards, arrogant bitches, nosey fuckers just make a good Singapore.

    MORE ON THIS IN A BIT. Bye Bitch! =)

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    Posted on 11/22/2008



    11/17/2008
    Random

    Sometimes I just love my phone and sometimes I don't.
    SGH-U900 that is.

    I love it because it's 5.0 megapixels.
    I love it because surrounding the display are four conventional buttons - touchpad by the way.
    I love it because it's pretty and stylish.

    I HATE IT BECAUSE THE CAMERA DON'T DO JUSTICE TO MEH.
    I look weird. It's like blurish everytime.

    Is it just meh or the phone?


    Dang, I look ***************** in that (NON PHOTOSHOP) picture

    p/s: I know I look like one fucking third world (a filipino/thai boy) whore.
    pp/ss: Okok, if you bitch wanna be mean, suit yourself and call me a China boy because I speak 50% chinese.

    NOT LIKE YOU FUCKEN CARE. WHATEVAR

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    Posted on 11/17/2008



    11/14/2008
    Rihanna Was Pissed When Her Microphone Didn't Work

    Just a lil update. I have decided not to publish all videos in a post because find it messy for some reason. So, I urge you (Rihanna fans and fanatics out there) to click on my youtube and subscribe or whatever ok. I love you all.

    And another thang, I have upload Disturbia. Fast forward the clip to 1:03 and look how fucking pissed Rihanna was yesternight. Her microphone didn't work! And it happened on the opening song. To think, the technical crew assholes didn't have a spare "working" microphone ready in hand. This is interesting. How prepared is that? How fucking ready are our crews in dealing situation like this? Rihanna was pissed. The fanatics jeered. This is a disgrace people.

    And worse!! Rihanna herself had to go down the stage and get a microphone herself! This is so not professional. Fuck the organisers, the technical crews and everyone who work together so hard to ensure this concert went smooth which in fact, it did not.

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    *MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PUHLEASE

    As promised, videos are being uploaded. And this post will be kept updated till all videos are up for you to watch... You know I'm a kind bitch, yes??

    Pardon me for the poor audio quality ok.. No no! Why do you complain when you didn't even make an effort to go there and watch Rihanna yourself?

    Nevermind. It's up to you to watch it =))

    DISTURBIA


    Unfaithful


    She end her performance with
    Umbrella

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    Posted on 11/14/2008



    For Rihanna's Fans

    SHARING IS CARING.

    That's right.

    As ya'll already know, I will not leave my blog readers alone while I enjoy Rihanna's concert. yes? For the sake of being a "GOOD" child and a good "BLOGGER" that I am, I will upload all of her performances held last night. So you motherfucking cheapos do not have to regret if you didn't attend to her concert and yet depend on our beloved fella youtubers to upload "FREE" and a low quality videos just for you.


    RIHANNA IS THAT REALLY YOU??????????

    Anyways, videos will be up in a bit okay. So ya'll call your friends and everyone to go over to my blog alright...... for the videos of course.

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    And so, say "HI" to our pretty Nurul Aini (mediacorp artiste)!!


    Haha. Blogger meets Mediacorp artiste. Who would have thought, eh?

    p/s: Is it the photo or the poor camera?? Blurry photo indeed. Urghhh!!! Exilim suck to the core I tell you.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on



    11/10/2008
    Rihanna Live In Singapore

    That is Rihanna with ONE "N" (Rihana). Hahaha Oh well.
    Failed.

    ANYWAYS,
    MARK YOUR CALENDER

    As we all know, multi-platinum MTV and Grammy award winning artist, Rihanna, will be bringing her hits to Singapore on the 13th November to complete her quest for world domination!

    What are you waiting for?
    Get your fucking tickets now, okay.

    I'll be there.

    Wanna see meh?
    Good. Purchase that S$225 tix, hun.



    Love you people!

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/10/2008



    11/08/2008
    Fuck Long John Silver

    UPDATED:
    FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN ASKING ME WHICH LJS OUTLET I AM TALKING ABOUT, IT'S THE ONE LOCATED NEAR BUGIS STREET!!!


    Yes. I am going to whine and I am going to complain because I'm a complain king.
    So fuck off if you don't like meh,


    LONG JOHN SILVER.

    I am utterly disappointed. I got myself a set of "Combo 1" the other time and I always thought I would get exactly what I asked for -- two chickens, fries and a regular coke. That is Combo 1 to you.

    Yes, I got them all on my plate. But to my horror, guess what!

    We've been duped. Menu pictures are all liars!!

    Can you imagine the size of the chicken I got? It was so small. Hello, do I look like a fucking baby to you? I need a good meal for my afternoon and this was what I got? That's not all people.

    TELL MEH WHICH IS THE BANANA FRITTER AND WHICH IS NOT?


    The french fries I got were so fucking little la!!! Pukimak (Nbcb in Chinese)! Imagine you see 12 sticks of fries on your plate??? Wah piang! I can even count the number of fries leh. If you intend to give your customer that amount of fries, I would suggest that you keep all your uncooked fries inside your cupboard and rot, okay. Ridiculous right!!??! Bloody hell.

    So, if you people out here decides to have lunch at Long John Silver the next time, BE PREPARED! Do not expect a high expectation from their food, alright. Please don't.

    I cannot imagine why not one mentioned it or even voice it out (maybe they did). What's more ridiculous, Long John Silver still exist??? I thought they should be banished from the eyes of all Swensen lovers???

    I bet you came across this situation as well, yes??

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    Long John Silver = Stingy Restaurant
    and I haven't start on other restaurant just as yet.

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/08/2008



    11/06/2008
    Attention


    Taggers take note what you plan to say.
    Click to enlarge as always. Hehe
    I already mentioned lotsa times. Any moronic creatures from hell dares to promote anything associated with meh with the intention to slander, threaten, humiliate, will be in deep shit. I'm not kidding. To haters who thinks he or she owns their own world at my BLOG, continue what you love doing coz I love putting you in trouble. I am!

    P/S: YOU MOFOS. CALL ME A LIAR OR WHATEVER YOU DEEM FIT BECAUSE I SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE.
    I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS LANVIN.

    Hahahahahahahaahahah.
    Did I mentioned about the fabric or the brand here? People these days, eh? Please read.


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/06/2008



    11/04/2008
    Pictorial Galore

    I'm here to update some pictorials for all to see.

    Hello PUSSIES


    Omg! Work it girls!!!!!



    Oh well, that bitch just need to camwhore a lil bit in the taxicab from McNally to Orchard.



    I upload these photos for a reason. Don't ya'll just love my outfit???
    "Silky Satin" Lanvin, much??? (I don't wanna brag). Loves it.
    No No NOH NOAH. Don't hate it coz you can't work it, alright bitches.

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    Anyways, a huge thanks for those lovelies that took their time and did "I ATE FAUZI" sign especially for meh. Hehehe.. You guys made me feel important. Kisses and fart to you.



    MAKE ME SPECIAL and send your version to my GMAIL.
    fauzirassull@gmail.com.

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/04/2008



    11/02/2008
    SARAH PALIN Pranked

    This is one kerazzzzyyyy shit, ya'll. Dumbo Sarah Palin was pranked. PRANKED? PRRRAANNKKED? That's right.

    Canadian comedy duo convinces Palin that she's talking to Sarkozy -- real Sarkozy idiot. Omg, she gotta be kidding us, eh???

    Is she really thatstupid?



    It was hilarious fucking shit. Errrr, are DVDs (of this prank) available for purchase? I'm sure it will make a great gift to watch and listen whole over again for the next fewww generations!

    Take note, if you were to listen carefully (playback if you have to), she actually said "Maybe in EIGHT YEARS"!!! This is really life threatening. This was what Sarah Palin herself said when told she'd make a hell good President of United State. Even SHEmale doesn't TRUST herself.

    Now what do you have to say?

    Yes this has got nothang to do with the life of our fellow Singaporeans in anyway but fuck it, we ought to be interested...

    p/s: Singaporeans haven't had anythang like this happen to our President. LIKE NEVER BEFORE. Oh oh, anyone caught doing it will be dealt with. This is Singapore to you.

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    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 11/02/2008



    10/31/2008
    Pictorial Galore

    Ok ya'll!! Pictorial galore as of now.


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    While waiting for the monorail to bring us to our destination.


    WE ACTUALLY CAMWHORED ALOT. IT'S OUR THANG (MAYBE). WHATEV.























    CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE. AS ALWYAYS.



    GOD!! I smiled alot in most photos. Who would have thought, eh????


    TILL THEN AND SEE YOU BITCHES SOON.

    and HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL


    BYE BITCH! =)


    Posted on 10/31/2008